Gombe woman!!!! Nice!

God abeg oo

ejikeme:
i just weak...

I swear

Auren Jari.

asodane:
Eherr who ask you big baby

Lol

asodane:
Ghen Ghen awusa cows want to kidnap the vp since the Eze nama don die,

Stale!

slimpoppa:
NTA still dey operate?

My bro na same Q I bin wan ask oo

See as all of them fat. Their husbands go dey chase slim uni chicks upandan now.

Nawa oo

asuustrike2009:
Hmmmm

Hahahaha trust ur boy

asuustrike2009:

So u dey watch big brother Naija ehen? After una go dey form

Lol na for NL I dey watch am oo.

Sorry! What is Style plus please? *in Gifty's voice*

Idontblivit.

The acrobatic naira. Like say naira dey go Olympics ehn omo na Gold medal all the way oo

Bad news this early mo mo. God abeg o

Cheating bfs n gfs sighted.....

Hahaha their yam don done oo. But if I'm sack dem dey fit vex go join boko boys oo

The money show for their body sha

So we should dance Awilo abi?

If by Monday our president is not back, they should declare Tuesday and Wednesday public holidays so that all of us will go and look for our president. Our president can't go to London and be missing like that.... Let them open boarder, we all go to London and look for him.... Which kind country, It started from, Missing Chibok girls!..... Missing Certificate!... Missing Budget!.... Missing Moon!.... And now,.. Missing President!!... What is all this.... Enough is Enough! We are tired of all this missing missing things in Nigeria. #GuDeR

Make the boss no dey nag

Hi everyone,
Do you know any graduate with 1st Class, 2.1 and 2.2 in the following fields : Geography,
Geology, Geophysics, Medicine, Health Sciences,
Computer/Computer science, Engineering, sciences, Agriculture sciences, Geography Education, Law, Mass Communication, Political Science or any Arts course?

Can the person speak English?

Can they write well?

Do they have computer skills?

I just want to wish them a happy week ahead.

Hi everyone,
Do you know any graduate with 1st Class, 2.1 and 2.2 in the following fields : Geography,
Geology, Geophysics, Medicine, Health Sciences,
Computer/Computer science, Engineering, sciences, Agriculture sciences, Geography Education, Law, Mass Communication, Political Science or any Arts course?

Can the person speak English?

Can they write well?

Do they have computer skills?

I just want to wish them a happy week ahead.

You are permitted to share with your church members please:


LATENESS TO CHURCH
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Ever since I was born, I have not seen many people arrived late to the airport when the person is travelling. In fact, when the plane is taking off at 11:00pm, the person will be at the airport by 7:00pm, wow! That's how much people value travelling overseas. But on a Sunday morning when Church has long begun that's when you see men and women with 'swag' gliding like pregnant serpents to Church, they know they are late, but because they have a new armani suit on and the latest michael kors bag, they want everyone to see it. Church starts at 7:00 or 8:00am, but people will come at 10:00am, why? They think praise and worship is for the uncivilized. Just take the test to call them on Monday at 5:30am, you'll realise they are already on their way to work and some will be there already.

Know this today, anytime you go to Church one minute late, you have NOT attended Church at all. There is a register of God, where angels record the name of those who come on time, and you'll be surprised that in Heaven they will tell you, you never attended Church. If Christ is saying 'where two or three are gathered, I'm in their midst', you think He comes late?
The time you give is the time He keeps.
What does it mean to arrive late to Church
1) Disrespect to Christ
2) Betrayal of Christ
3) Disregard to the Church and the Pastor
4) Interruption of an eternal Program

Now consider all these, and tell me they have not sin. Remember, Eternity's Flight is not a flight taking you to overseas, it's a flight taking you to Heaven. Don't miss it!

There are a lot of people who are, planning to go to Church late this coming Sunday. Let this message hit them. God bless!

Most of us are guilty of this! Let's make a change of attitude, starting from this sunday!

Op ur ppl Neva resolve dia problem finis?

Catalin:
Tell me about it

I just did.

Jacksparr0w127:
Who are you asking?

people wey know na.

It is common knowledge especially in Africa that a woman drops her surname for her husbands name after marriage. Now the question is when a man marries a man or a woman marries a woman, do they also change their names?


Lalasticlala!!!! I see you.

They will come back home after the weekend. Its well.

Hope say that uncle trafic no be Jam Jam mother edible catering sha....lol

It is common knowledge especially in Africa that a woman drops her surname for her husbands name after marriage. Now the question is when a man marries a man or a woman marries a woman, do they also change their names?


Lalasticlala!!!! I see you.