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Romance / Re: I Know Money Doesn't Buy Happiness, But Let Me Cry In G-Wagon - ABSU Aspirant by GuDErboY(m): 1:23am On Sep 15, 2016
dont8:
Seriously?
I think you're the one in stone age.
My broda me sef tire oo......lol.
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Strikes A Pose In Agbada by GuDErboY(m): 1:09pm On Sep 13, 2016
MidasTouche01:
If this trash makes FP, I will deactivate my account embarassed
Watchu waiting for?
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Jus Like Ignoring Guyz Text On Social Media by GuDErboY(m): 9:09pm On Sep 12, 2016
If they dont reply or text bk den ur not making sense bro...M sorry.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Will See True Change By 2018 – Vice President Osinbajo by GuDErboY(m): 7:45am On Sep 12, 2016
Don't just laugh, think about this! A US doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks." A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks." A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks. "A Nigerian doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind. We just took a man with NO brain, made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work *****copied

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Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do Nigerians Check Their Account Balance Immediately After Making Calls by GuDErboY(m): 9:14pm On Sep 11, 2016
Basildvalour:
Trust issues



Some even calculate how much they were charged per second
Hahahaha no be small thing oo
Nairaland / General / Why Do Nigerians Check Their Account Balance Immediately After Making Calls by GuDErboY(m): 8:38pm On Sep 11, 2016
Sometimes i wonder if its a reflex action, lack of trust or it just implies that one is broke. If you are also in the business abeg wetin be your reason?
Business / Re: 8 Things N500 Cannot Buy Anymore by GuDErboY(m): 11:05pm On Sep 10, 2016
GentleGina:
But for me I can still use 500 to prepare small stew with cow meat. smiley
Geena is dat you?
Business / Re: 8 Things N500 Cannot Buy Anymore by GuDErboY(m): 11:04pm On Sep 10, 2016
How u take know bra price?? Jst wonderng tho
Religion / Re: Born Again UNILORIN Student Withdraws Himself From School by GuDErboY(m): 10:59pm On Sep 10, 2016
PussySmasher:
Unilorin na university? Unilorin na secondary school na with their VC ambali abi muniru or what's the dudes name again sef...
On a lighter note, this kid dey do himself.
Many years ago I write waec, na mago mago I use. Jamb sef I use mago mago... I enter uni sef still use mago mago so tey I carry 2:1 commot ..remain small make I enter first class seff.

This life get as e be o. Its either you cheat or be cheated.

#peace.
2:1? Pic or ........ u already know.
Romance / Re: Photographer Captures Intimate Photos Of Women’s Faces As They Orgasm[PHOTOS] by GuDErboY(m): 9:04pm On Sep 10, 2016
charijee:
To see what? ....let it out cheesy
Lmfao babe relax na.....
Romance / Re: I Caught Agnes And Brother Sam In The Room Alone Doing A Quickie (pics) by GuDErboY(m): 9:00pm On Sep 10, 2016
Hahahahaha i see you
Career / Re: 9 Things Successful Women Never Do by GuDErboY(m): 6:38am On Sep 10, 2016
FP? smfh
Education / Re: Redeemer’s Varsity Installs TY Danjuma As Chancellor by GuDErboY(m): 7:32am On Sep 06, 2016
Arebay:
Nairaland..me wey b student for the school never hear ...Proffessor Z.A Adeyewa is still the vc..though there is convo on thursday
But VC diff from Chancellor na
Health / Re: I Am Only 24 And I Am Diagnosed Of Impotency, Why Is Life So Unfair? by GuDErboY(m): 7:59am On Sep 05, 2016
BiafranNigerian:
Isnt it funny, that you are searching for expensive solutions when the solution to erectile dysfunction is almost free ?
Boss i dey intrested abeg......pls hlp a broda out
Health / Re: Help!!!!! Am Only 24 But PILE Would'nt Let Me Be. by GuDErboY(m): 7:41am On Sep 05, 2016
sammysunny88:
Haemorrhoid commonly called (pile), is an enlargement of the veins of the anal region causing pain, bleeding or inability to pass stool normal. This can lead to prolapsed of the anus which at the end of the day, what many doctors or ordinary people will suggest as the only solution, is surgery. But there is this natural pure herbal that cure haemorrhoid commonly called (pile) without surgery within two weeks. This herbal is very effective because we have used it to cure pile that is even worse than yours. And the treatment doesn't take more 2-3 weeks for it to be cure permanently. Quote me and drop your contact for easy communication and I will get back to you with details of this herbal and it's efficacy.
Boss help a brother out abeg. 08125250588 ma whtsapp no.
Nairaland / General / Re: Can This Story Make Front Page? By Orfankwagh by GuDErboY(m): 7:15pm On Sep 04, 2016
Boss hop ure gud sir.......abeg i need ur hlp oo....dnt knw it its ok to discuss here sha bt heres ma whatsapp no. 08125250588. pls hlp a brother
Nairaland / General / Re: Please House Which Green Tea Is The Best? by GuDErboY(m): 7:03pm On Sep 04, 2016
Boss i dey hail oo....hop ure gud sir?? Abeg i need ur hlp bro,saw ur contribution on a thread on the cure of pile.....abeg heres ma whatsapp no. 08125250588. pls help a brother sir.
Health / Re: Help!!!!! Am Only 24 But PILE Would'nt Let Me Be. by GuDErboY(m): 3:22pm On Sep 04, 2016
Sirma1:
I advice you to go and consult a medical doctor because, some pile in serious case might result to operation.
I wld'nt want to be operated on boss.....met a couple of ppl that had gone tru surgery n the pile protrudes back out
Health / Re: Help!!!!! Am Only 24 But PILE Would'nt Let Me Be. by GuDErboY(m): 3:19pm On Sep 04, 2016
Vessi:
If you're gay, stop having anal seeexxx.

Please try take at least seven cups of water everyday, I said at least meaning you can take more than that. Include plenty vegetables and fruits in your diet everyday. Spend more on drinking water and fruits/vegetables.


Also, don't sit on wood or metal or anything hard until you heal up. Hard surfaces hurt this haermohagge.

Also wash your anus properly with clean water and soap everytime you bath so that germs won't enter into the pile and worsen the case.

Apply these home remedies first then go see a Doctor, he might recommend surgery if he examines it and discovers severe or chronic Pile.

Be strong Bro, I was once in your shoes, but after taking 7cups of water daily, eating too much vegetables and fruit, sitting on Foam and washing my anus clean with water, I felt healed.
Thanks man......will do just that. Ma gf says hi
Health / Help!!!!! Am Only 24 But PILE Would'nt Let Me Be. by GuDErboY(m): 2:50pm On Sep 04, 2016
I still can't stop wondering how it got this serious. I cant go a day without thinking of how my future is going to be with this challenge of mine, going to toilet for me is just too much of a task considering the pain i would go through in the process and even after, a times i can not even sit properly due to the pain from the external pile. Please i need suggestions on how to treat it because i have tried so many herbal medicines but to no avail, some of them help ease the pain for a while after which it comes back with full force. Lala, please do the necessary. Thanks
Celebrities / Re: Nneze Richards Arrests Linda Nwankwo, Coordinator During Audition by GuDErboY(m): 2:17pm On Sep 04, 2016
Diddyydiva:
That threat no be small thing ooooo.




Dont take action or pass message when you are angry smiley


hope she don learn grin
She com Bleep up send am via sms, now it can b used against her any tym any day.
Celebrities / Re: Nneze Richards Arrests Linda Nwankwo, Coordinator During Audition by GuDErboY(m): 2:14pm On Sep 04, 2016
Still looking for the face sha......abi i go need 3D glasses ni?
Celebrities / Re: M.I Abaga To Marry Erica Okundaye [PICS] by GuDErboY(m): 2:06pm On Sep 04, 2016
ANAMBRA11:
So hausa do marry yoruba girls
YES!!!! n dats only if dea rich...lol

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Celebrities / Re: M.I Abaga To Marry Erica Okundaye [PICS] by GuDErboY(m): 2:05pm On Sep 04, 2016
Jarizod:
Though I feel this information might not be entirely correct since MI didn't disclose it personally..

However I wish the congratulations smiley
I also wish n pray she has height oo..lol
Celebrities / Re: M.I Abaga To Marry Erica Okundaye [PICS] by GuDErboY(m): 2:01pm On Sep 04, 2016
Why him lips they black they go na?
Celebrities / Re: Delayoh Cheddas Posts His Pics In Pants On Facebook by GuDErboY(m): 12:36pm On Sep 02, 2016
Ellidude:
Truly, many are mad but few are roaming. See him black kpekus. grin
Gay alert!!!!
Politics / Re: Man Leaves Suicide Note For Buhari, Then Hangs Himself - Vanguard by GuDErboY(m): 7:23pm On Sep 01, 2016
Sunnycliff:
And the likes of Femi Adeshina will never agree that Nigerians are suffering!
Him dey chop three times or even more daily na. You dey blame am?
Health / Re: I Have This Rare Disease 'Mucha Habermann', Please Help - PIX by GuDErboY(m): 10:53am On Jun 29, 2016
Can you make it to National veterinary research institute Vom in Jos plateau state? M typing frm the derma division now, myt just b ur bus stop tho.
Family / Re: Ladies!!!! Can You Marry A Man That Can't Cook? by GuDErboY(m): 2:35pm On Jun 27, 2016
Tay16:
if i can work 9-10hrs a day, cook and clean, what makes him so weak that he cannot do both too? Do not get me wrong, i wouldn't expect him to make some fancy italian or french dishes. He should be able to cook up decent meals.
If i am away (for work or hospitalised) i will know that the children are in safe hands. If he cant he should be willing to take cooking classes, if he isn't willing to do so then he just won't be for me.
Cooking lessons for easy meals should not cost more than $500 and getting a babysitter may cost between $10-$14 per hour. I am working hard so i will not a liability to my husband and he should be doing the same.
Nice one!
Crime / Re: Bara’atu Who Cut Son’s Joystick In Minna (photos) by GuDErboY(m): 2:11pm On Jun 25, 2016
Sasuwa:
Why waste ur mb to check this shit wen u can use same mb to dollars . Quote me to learn how to start making $500 daily , without spending a kobo, register to get ur free website , send ur brothers, sisters, friends and church members to join you.
They will also get their free website to start making money and fight jobless.
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How much you don make?

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