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Crime / Re: Bara’atu Who Cut Son’s Joystick In Minna (photos) by GuDErboY(m): 2:09pm On Jun 25, 2016 |
God abeg just take his life so he can go n rest eternally. 6 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Davido And His Members Fly Private Jet To LA Show by GuDErboY(m): 2:04pm On Jun 25, 2016 |
Mtcheeeewwww |
Family / Re: Ladies!!!! Can You Marry A Man That Can't Cook? by GuDErboY(m): 1:04am On Jun 25, 2016 |
Tay16:Why?? |
Family / Re: Ladies!!!! Can You Marry A Man That Can't Cook? by GuDErboY(m): 5:40pm On Jun 22, 2016 |
ivyT:Both ma'am. |
Family / Re: Ladies!!!! Can You Marry A Man That Can't Cook? by GuDErboY(m): 5:39pm On Jun 22, 2016 |
Amicable24:Affirmative!!!! True talk. |
Family / Re: Ladies!!!! Can You Marry A Man That Can't Cook? by GuDErboY(m): 4:03pm On Jun 22, 2016 |
rosy1992:But why? |
Family / Re: Ladies!!!! Can You Marry A Man That Can't Cook? by GuDErboY(m): 10:19am On Jun 22, 2016 |
jashar:Lyk seriously?? nawa oo |
Family / Ladies!!!! Can You Marry A Man That Can't Cook? by GuDErboY(m): 5:18pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
Oya!!!!! Chuk ya mouth......lol. |
Health / Re: Help!!!! I Can't Sleep. by GuDErboY(m): 1:32pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
Someone just told me TREVOR might just do the magic.... |
Health / Re: Help!!!! I Can't Sleep. by GuDErboY(m): 11:53pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
slyIsaac:Sly weldone ehh |
Health / Re: Help!!!! I Can't Sleep. by GuDErboY(m): 11:51pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
SexyStrawberry:Kynda strange oo....i sleep vry late n wake up very very early. So annoying |
Health / Help!!!! I Can't Sleep. by GuDErboY(m): 11:31pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
Does anybody knows what cures insomnia pls? |
Nairaland / General / Is It True That What People Think About You Is None Of Your Business? by GuDErboY(m): 12:19pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
They say if you want to live long, pay deaf ears to what people say or think about you.....Whats your take on this?? Una happy sunday oo. |
Jokes Etc / Types Of Slaps And Their Meanings. by GuDErboY(m): 1:30pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANINGS
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1. TAKE AWAY SLAP
When someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you
can do is hold your face and walk away.. That is
take away slap.
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2. RESOUNDING SLAP
That is when after you are hit. You keep on
hearing some funny sounds in your brain like
wiiiiiiiiiii! And voices in your head will start singing
christmas Carol.
.
3. FORMATTING SLAP
That is the slap that makes someone forget
instantly what he or she was doing..You find
yourself asking questions like "what did I do?"
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4. EXPLANATION SLAP
When someone gives you that kind of slap..you
find yourself explaining the situation to the
nearest person out of your own accord..e.g..BR
OS SHEY U BEEN Dey WATCH? I BE NO DO
ANYTHING O.
.
5. FIX DEPOSIT SLAP
When you receive this kind of slap all you will do
is just stand right where you are and watch the
person walk away.
.
6. RHETORICAL SLAP
The moment you download the slap..you start
asking questions that don't need reply..like
JOHN, YOU SLAPPED ME?
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7. SWEET SLAP
This is the type of slap that when a girl
downloads it sweetly on your cheek whether is
painful or not, you start blushing.
.
8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP
This simply has to do with the physical
reconstruction of your face when given to you'
the length of your face will be raised to power
two, your eye socket will calculate its
circumference.
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9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP
When you receive this slap (it proves effective
when it's given to you all of a sudden) when you
be able to speak spanish, greek, arabic, hindu, all
together.
.
10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP
You will start seeing different colors and you head
will turn to nest whilst bird |
Politics / Re: Suicide Bomber Killed In Maiduguri, CBN Quarters Damboa Road (Graphic Pics) by GuDErboY(m): 12:00pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
Snowprince306:No be my mate oo.....Cholie sir. |
Politics / Re: Suicide Bomber Killed In Maiduguri, CBN Quarters Damboa Road (Graphic Pics) by GuDErboY(m): 3:43pm On Jun 17, 2016 |
Snowprince306:Chisos ooo!!!!! |
Family / Re: Annoying Attitudes Some Women Display by GuDErboY(m): 9:56pm On Jun 16, 2016 |
Nawa oo. lol. |
Car Talk / Re: What You Should Do If You Suspect A Car Is Following You by GuDErboY(m): 8:55am On Jun 16, 2016 |
Nigerian police get phone number?? |
Family / Re: Annoying Attitudes Some Men Display by GuDErboY(m): 6:32am On Jun 16, 2016 |
Titilayooni:Hahahaha which responsible man wan dey bet na? nawa oo |
Crime / Re: Woman Stabs Her Husband In The Stomach In Zamfara Out Of Plain Jealousy by GuDErboY(m): 2:22pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
Swissheart:I swear |
Nairaland / General / Re: Mtn To Mtn Free Text Code by GuDErboY(m): 6:14am On Jun 08, 2016 |
Jst tried it n dey charged me 0.00........nyc 1 |
Nairaland / General / Silence Is Golden by GuDErboY(m): 6:08am On Jun 08, 2016 |
WHEN TO BE SILENT!
I Got This And It Blessed Me Opened My Eyes To
What The Scriptures Says " A Fool When He
Keeps His Mouth Shut Is Considered Wise!
1. Be silent in the heat of anger - Pro 14:17
2. Be silent when you don't have all the facts -
Prov 18:13
3. Be silent when you haven't verified the story -
Deut 17:6
4. Be silent if your words will offend a weaker
person - 1 Cor 8:11
5. Be silent when it is time to listen -Prob 13:1
6. Be silent when you are tempted to make light
of holy things - Eccl.5:2
7. Be silent when you are tempted to joke about
sin - Prov 14:9
8. Be silent if you would be ashamed of your
words later - Prov 8:8
9. Be silent if your words would
convey the wrong impression - Prov. 17:27
10. Be silent if the issue is none of your business
- Prov 14:10
11. Be silent when you are tempted to tell an
outright lie - Prov 4:24
12. Be silent if your words will
damage someone else's reputation - Pro 16:27
13. Be silent if your words will
damage a friendship - Prov 16:28
14. Be silent when you are feeling
critical - Jam 3:9
15. Be silent if you can't say it
without screaming it - Prov 25:28
16. Be silent if your words will be a poor reflection
of God on you - 1 Pe 2:21-23
17. Be silent if you may have to eat your words
later - Prov 18:21
18. Be silent if you have already said it more than
one time - Prov 19:13
19. Be silent when you are tempted to flatter a
wicked person - Prov
24:24
20. Be silent when you are supposed to be
working instead - Prov 14:23
"WHOEVER GUARDS HIS MOUTH
AND TONGUE KEEPS HIS SOUL FROM
TROUBLES" (Prov 21:23).
"BE STILL, AND KNOW THAT I AM
GOD" (Ps 46:10)
"BE QUICK TO HEAR AND SLOW TO SPEAK".
However, to be silent in some situations is not an
act of foolishness, it is simply a display of divine
wisdom.
May none of us fail the test of time. Amen!
God bless us all |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Couple Kissing On A Bike At Kenyans' Political Protest Today (pic) by GuDErboY(m): 11:11pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
zanebaddo:Your reward is in heaven bro.. |
NYSC / Re: Federal Government Denies Scrapping NYSC Scheme by GuDErboY(m): 11:26am On Jun 06, 2016 |
Dem smoke dry shit ni? |
Education / Re: I Was Expelled From School, I'm Destroying My Life And Future, Help! by GuDErboY(m): 6:00pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
lmm4real:You jst might be ryt boss.....i affirm to that but wat i stl dnt agree to is the fact dat u said it was normal. |
Education / Re: I Was Expelled From School, I'm Destroying My Life And Future, Help! by GuDErboY(m): 2:21pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
lmm4real:Getting expelled is not a normal thing sir for any reason what so ever. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Kojo Prince: Why I Love Abena, My Fat Fiancee by GuDErboY(m): 4:24pm On Jun 02, 2016 |
One yr plus to win her heart? Na nobel prize?? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How Often Should A Guy Or Lady Change Her/his Panties Or Undies. by GuDErboY(m): 5:57pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
halfricanadian:Hahahahaha i pray oo.......cant stop laughing tho |
Politics / Re: Prepare Names Of Corrupt Nigerians On Your List, Buhari To Lai Mohammed - SR by GuDErboY(m): 5:53pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Hahahahaha Lai again? |
Education / Re: Save Oyo State Public Schools by GuDErboY(m): 5:06pm On May 31, 2016 |
Naija!!!!!! Nawa ooo 1 Like |
Family / Re: A Man Secretly Had Sex With His Lover At Home, How His Wife Found Out Is Amazing by GuDErboY(m): 6:52pm On May 30, 2016 |
Rubbish!!!!! |
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