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God abeg just take his life so he can go n rest eternally.

Mtcheeeewwww

Tay16:
No

Why??

ivyT:
Yes i can.

But when u say 'cook',do you mean_preparing our regular staple foods or traditional meals

Both ma'am.

Amicable24:
Here's a good answer Guderboy.. I noticed men who can cook complain a lot about another person's food. In orderf or there not to be problem, I'll teach him.. He'll learn frm me..

Affirmative!!!! True talk.

rosy1992:
No

But why?

jashar:
hmmm..... I'm not so sure ooo

Lyk seriously?? nawa oo

Oya!!!!! Chuk ya mouth......lol.

Someone just told me TREVOR might just do the magic....

slyIsaac:
*coughs*

Sly weldone ehh

SexyStrawberry:
honestly I don't know o! I suffer the same thing, most nights I start sleeping by 5:30 or 6am when people are already waking up

Kynda strange oo....i sleep vry late n wake up very very early. So annoying

Does anybody knows what cures insomnia pls?

They say if you want to live long, pay deaf ears to what people say or think about you.....Whats your take on this?? Una happy sunday oo.

TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANINGS . 1. TAKE AWAY SLAP When someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.. That is take away slap. . 2. RESOUNDING SLAP That is when after you are hit. You keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! And voices in your head will start singing christmas Carol. . 3. FORMATTING SLAP That is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing..You find yourself asking questions like "what did I do?" . 4. EXPLANATION SLAP When someone gives you that kind of slap..you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord..e.g..BR OS SHEY U BEEN Dey WATCH? I BE NO DO ANYTHING O. . 5. FIX DEPOSIT SLAP When you receive this kind of slap all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. . 6. RHETORICAL SLAP The moment you download the slap..you start asking questions that don't need reply..like JOHN, YOU SLAPPED ME? . 7. SWEET SLAP This is the type of slap that when a girl downloads it sweetly on your cheek whether is painful or not, you start blushing. . 8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face when given to you' the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference. . 9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it's given to you all of a sudden) when you be able to speak spanish, greek, arabic, hindu, all together. . 10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP You will start seeing different colors and you head will turn to nest whilst bird

Snowprince306:
. Which one be ur own,..na Jesus na u dey form con dey call chisos na ur mate?

No be my mate oo.....Cholie sir.

Snowprince306:
Na so God go they caught una one~one

Chisos ooo!!!!!

Nawa oo. lol.

Nigerian police get phone number??

Titilayooni:
Start acting all aggressive especially when their team loses or when a match spoils their bettting ticket.....*SMH*

Hahahaha which responsible man wan dey bet na? nawa oo

Swissheart:
This woman is too beautiful to be violent

I swear

Jst tried it n dey charged me 0.00........nyc 1

WHEN TO BE SILENT! I Got This And It Blessed Me Opened My Eyes To What The Scriptures Says " A Fool When He Keeps His Mouth Shut Is Considered Wise! 1. Be silent in the heat of anger - Pro 14:17 2. Be silent when you don't have all the facts - Prov 18:13 3. Be silent when you haven't verified the story - Deut 17:6 4. Be silent if your words will offend a weaker person - 1 Cor 8:11 5. Be silent when it is time to listen -Prob 13:1 6. Be silent when you are tempted to make light of holy things - Eccl.5:2 7. Be silent when you are tempted to joke about sin - Prov 14:9 8. Be silent if you would be ashamed of your words later - Prov 8:8 9. Be silent if your words would convey the wrong impression - Prov. 17:27 10. Be silent if the issue is none of your business - Prov 14:10 11. Be silent when you are tempted to tell an outright lie - Prov 4:24 12. Be silent if your words will damage someone else's reputation - Pro 16:27 13. Be silent if your words will damage a friendship - Prov 16:28 14. Be silent when you are feeling critical - Jam 3:9 15. Be silent if you can't say it without screaming it - Prov 25:28 16. Be silent if your words will be a poor reflection of God on you - 1 Pe 2:21-23 17. Be silent if you may have to eat your words later - Prov 18:21 18. Be silent if you have already said it more than one time - Prov 19:13 19. Be silent when you are tempted to flatter a wicked person - Prov 24:24 20. Be silent when you are supposed to be working instead - Prov 14:23 "WHOEVER GUARDS HIS MOUTH AND TONGUE KEEPS HIS SOUL FROM TROUBLES" (Prov 21:23). "BE STILL, AND KNOW THAT I AM GOD" (Ps 46:10) "BE QUICK TO HEAR AND SLOW TO SPEAK". However, to be silent in some situations is not an act of foolishness, it is simply a display of divine wisdom. May none of us fail the test of time. Amen! God bless us all

zanebaddo:
Perfect definition of me...... Na me de ride the machine while my friend and his girlfriend de enjoy











Never had a girl .. .. I'm always around other couple making sure they are happy

Your reward is in heaven bro..

Dem smoke dry shit ni?

lmm4real:
There is a reason for every thing that happens to one, if getting expelled is it then its ok than getting killed in school or because of school. You guys should not make it sound like a big deal ok.

You jst might be ryt boss.....i affirm to that but wat i stl dnt agree to is the fact dat u said it was normal.

lmm4real:
Its a normal thing to get expelled don't take it too serious. you even 18 go get jamb form either polytechnic or university make sure u enter one by next year. All the best man don't forget to thank me in a year time o.

Getting expelled is not a normal thing sir for any reason what so ever.

One yr plus to win her heart? Na nobel prize??

halfricanadian:
ow many pant do i av dar i will b changing one hr who go wash am dats 24 pants in one day

Hahahahaha i pray oo.......cant stop laughing tho

Hahahahaha Lai again?

Naija!!!!!! Nawa ooo

Rubbish!!!!!