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[quote author=truth_bastille]I have this lovely pretty girlfriend, only problem is that I can't have any female friend prettier or sexier than her...she gets so angry n infuriated n threaten to do unmentionable things. The fault is nt solely from her cos I'm a natural flirt but I'm trying to curb my excesses jus to please her.

The issue now is I want to marry dis babe, pls house, does this kind of jealousy cause problems in marriage? I need honest answers please.[/quote]Lol @ unmentionable things

That kind jealousy you do not need! If she is like that now, she ain't going to change in marriage.

But wait o, why are you keeping sexier girls as friends too? How would you feel with her keeping sexier male friends too ?

MBriggs has said it so therefore I am I believe

Ladies @ Ishilove and GSKing may I respectfully request you pls refrain from derailing this thread further or take your conversation to another thread?

Thank you.

Thank you

Yeah I did for a while but it didn't work out, I started growing boobi.es

aventura: He holds he record of the smallest prick in the world.


at all at all, na something

I so agree with you. When I think Wande Coal I think lil willy *smh*

Phranciz: "I want it take away o" , I was like why can't you eat it here and her response was that she was shy. I got all the unnecessary things she order " guess she was going to give her family

Eh ya poor girl, hope you bought her drinks to go with it

Hi Mods

Can you please look into the nuisance colour_tv is causing on the topic below and act as you see fit ;

https://www.nairaland.com/1487126/where-hezron-lorriane/2#down

Also can I request the thread be moved to the dating & meeting zone please?

Thanks.

chaircover: When God chooses you, mountains will move to accommodate you and the unthinkable becomes possible.

Powerful!

Stormborn: I dont need to worry cus my wife will be the happiest and most fulfilled woman and i will make her that. She will always want to be near me all the time.i will love her and her only

First mistake, there is no I in Team.

Gbagaun!

Sorry couldn't help that, as you were!

^^ someone actually liked that

@op

Hez you and your family remain in my Prayer, I can only hope that things are looking up for you all.

You are missed.

obadiah777: brah ? just give the man the ten percent and move on. you both work in the same place so it is good for your rest of mind and your friendship. and lets face it without him you would have 100 percent of nothing. so if you give him ten percent you still have 90 percent of something right ? ninety percent of something is better than 100 percent of nothing right ? do the right thing and mend your friendship.

Friendship? What kind of a friend demands 10% of your income. He found him a job, whoop dede doo! You don't demand money from someone for doing good, a simple thank you should be well received and if the friend decides to go one step further and offer him a thank you by giving him something then good, but not for the friend to DEMAND! What happens next, another 10% next month and so on!!! Seriously friends like that I personally don't need!

Khalessi: This nonsense points you've just listed ain't exclusive to Nigerians ladies only, people from all over the world do it.

Well said.

holamiday: My phone is perpetually on silent mode.

Coded!

Can't put it any better, should be played all round the year


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYDEh-mhijc

Just beautiful!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKSBeZiHJk8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6SeD1xE7NA

Another favourite


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6LhWbQthAI

One of my all time songs brings back good memories


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag8XcMG1EX4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrTuV4Szxzo

Hospital - depressing place to be, u look around and all you see is sick ppl, being admitted twice and I cried from going in till I was discharged.

Any enclosures where ppl smoke - can't stand it, even if you have just finished smoking pls stand at least 10 feet away from me, the stench!

Mouse/rat infested abode - most animals I can do, but that is a no no. Until they are dead I won't go anywhere near.


Can I just say to those who dread going to work because of a horrible boss or colleague, may God fight on your behalf and defeat all the obstacles in your work places Amen. I can't begin to comprehend dreading work, it's hard enough finding employment but not to have peace in it - terrible

^^^ u hit the nail on the head about the name, it truly sounds raw, out of curiosity this is what I found from the urban dictionary online;

1. Konji
Usually used by people of Nigerian descent to describe a state of extreme horniness. Usually only applies to people who have tasted the forbidden fruit before
Guy 1 : See that fat girl!
Guy 2 : With the konji that I have right now, I would still smash


I don't think sex education, more like anything synonymous to porn.

But if the targeted audience aren't bothered with the name and the app meets the need then it's all good.

On a much positive note congrats to Victor & Mathew, and having read your latest diary update MB, I wish you more success in all your endeavors.

PS: when the app is available to the wider audience I will look it up

Lordwize: Anytime I cooked a delicious meal for my heart, she will just eat to her satisfaction

Assumptions

Your meal is delicious
Wife eating to her satisfaction

Findings

Your meal is not delicious
Your wife eats it to avoid wastage

Conclusion
Wife compliment your hubby's cooking o, why? Cos he made it from/for his heart

When I see the word 'konjy' I think an erected p.nis. hmmmm

Bidam: The church knows the history of its committed members and would be in a poll position to advice a brother on the best course of action to take.

Hmm more like the church knows the 'history' that the 'committed' member want them to know.

To each their own Sha.