Another eejit on the loose

This is indeed a $1 question

I tire for dis kain topic o

Abeg before u top up, shey u open thread to ask if you sabi top am?

These yeye pikins wey dey play mummy and daddy game!! U had berra keep your condo in your pampers mtchew

How about 6 signs to identify an eejit

Yep look that up!

He wants a taste of the goodies

Salivating much

Please forgive him.

Then come back to open another thread that says...

My Fiancee almost beat me to death, should I forgive him

They both should get a room

Then their t-shirts will read

'It takes two to tango, baby on board'

I live to see the day when no one bats an eye lid, seeing two men kiss in public.

Love and Peace

Depends

unapapadeycraze:
Let's look at this event.

Mayb your boyfriend saw you with a guy, perhaps you were hugging him and he got infuriated and said "the only difference between you and a pros.titute is dat you don't stay at the corner of the streets at night." what would you do?

My reply is simple;

The only difference between him and my customers is they pay for a service, which means I'm at their beck and call, anytime, anywhere and anyday, whereas he gets the leftovers.

He can suck it up!

72 ppl liked the post and counting

Hmmm

I'm sure they all enjoyed poking said runs girls too

Let's hope you washed those fingers before liking this topic o

It stinks in hia

argon500:
This is the kind of man all ladies want

All ladies ke

Which abule did you take a count

The man sef stupindo!!! Hope say im get life insurance, cos the lady go fit cash in be dat!!

I no send!

eleojo23:
Being at home by this time doesn't mean someone didn't go to church.
Some churches run two to three services and that means that the first service starts as early as 7am, so people who went for the first service would have been back by now.

So why didn't U go to church today?

I care because...........

Fill in the gaps

Here we go Again!!

Chai!!! Women this, women that!

We all know Men don't waste time ( y'all know urselves u one minuters)

I roll my sassy eyes

Faith551

This is me being polite

foxtrot Oscar

Weasels like you are the reason the world is where it is today, hypocrisy is a disease and will continue to kill until we can all accept each other and learn to live in love.

Serious relationship na do or die affair!!!

Emphasis on Serious

My hand no dey o. U OYO

@op

How much dem pay you to start this topic trending on NL

@OP

His BFF

Ipledge:
Why should you back off?because she doesn't ask anything from you.may be she thinks you might start demanding for sex,when she receives things from u

On point!!

She thinks

And he WILL.

@Malakh

Really!!! Disgusting!! Who in their right mind will allow you to do that

Idiotication in the highest order!!

You sure ain't old enough to practice safe s.ex!!

Basic Hygiene that is where you need to start from

@op

It means you are open to variety of STD's

Be safe.

Give the guy a break

He has a fully loaded tank

Poor guy gats to offload naw

Na the first babe im go nack I feel for

Sextuplets In progress

Cold bath

Just don't leave her alone in the bath

You might end up with a manslaugter charge.