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Damn Nasty!

bigx: I'm a guy, I hate football,

Watching it feels like 90 minutes of my life gone forever watching People's overpaid fathers pursuing a ball,

Listening to people waste time arguing about it actually irritates me.

It's a matter of interest sha

I'm a lady and I hate football can I know you better

Hope you like ballet

For the one asking there is a drug called Norethisterone but pay heed to ID 's advice once you get it back you pay double time!!

As always speak to your physician before using any meds

Uceeroberts: I met this girl in a party,shes the kind of girl a girl would even admire her shape(no homo sha)... We got talking,then i asked for a dance....*clears throat* while we were dancing my "manliness" was just disturbed and shes noticed and felt it, she kept on grinding on me....when she turned to look at me,i culd feel her soft pink lips even without kissing them...
She got tired,we decided to take a drink...while we were drinking,she mistakenly felt my "manliness" , i wasnt mad at her , who born me well to b mad at her ..lol.. i then convienced her to follow me to a private place,we got there,i was charged full 100% ... We started kissing while i was exploring her body,i was also unbuckkling my belt... I den finally "let the cat out of the cat" , she was wowed, then i beggd her for over 10mins...
When she finally agreed to do the THING , she knelt down, .....
.....
.... And YEAH! It was going on.....
I did it!

How about ^^^^ girl or was she just a figment of your imagination

Mr TrickofTech

You are an emotional wreck!

If that were a friend or my sista, my advice to her will be to flee from you!

Like seriously are you a man or a mouse? The latter seem to round you up to a T!

My advice to you, end this now. Unfortunately for you even if with all the advices here if you end up marrying that poor girl it won't be a happy union, all because of how your head works!

All this is in your head! No one but you can deal with that! You don't trust her at all! End off! Without that this relationship is doomed!

Please let it be!

The frog did not turn into a prince

Puzzle over, you are bottom left looking all sensible

Lovely Family pix

dabossman: Can you see how you've just exhibited your ignorance? The guy said he lives in Auckland but visited America on vacation. I believe there is still an Auckland in New Zealand. Abi, dem no dey do geography for schools in oshodi where you sef dey?

Gbam!

Wait for it

Your time will come

Growing family

Is Kerry pregnant?

jreyez: Worst case scenario ? Murder the daughter and move on!


Sniper for higher (0815642++++++)

Are you related to the lady I quoted above

Birds of the same feather flock well together

No be by force to comment! Olodo.

Enypie: what!!??... You want to claim a girl that already ve a father?
Guy! they ve gone thru thick and thin together and the fact dat the lady didnt let u knw was bcoz she doesnt want you.
leave them alone and face your family.

You really didn't need to comment

You should have just waka pass

No be by force na

richgang: what of us wen never come enter plane , weti una say make we comment

Start a new thread

Annoying things Nigerians are yet to do on airplane

Shylity: K2fresh nd naijababe u guys ar wrng breaking bad 1 -5 is one of d best seasonal movies ve watched.

Watched every episode
Definitely a series to watch

@op
Watching the game

Take a leaf from her book and surprise her too;

Maybe she is generous, I don't think she means anything by it.

Take her out treat her and insist she leaves her purse at home.

EyesulO: Na wa o! I offered to give free driving lessons and I ask people to provide the cars they want to use suddenly I have become a potential car thief or ritualist. Should I teach you for free and bear all the risk of your learning also?

Keep up the good work

Seanord: For the record PLEASE AND PLEASE in the name of ALLAH, SANGO, JESU or any anything you believe in...i am very sorry for what I said to you the other day o...i was deliberatly trolling BUT i have been feeling very bad since then that I had hurt someone unjustly please find a place in your heart to forgive me...i did not mean everything I said to you...I have been having sleepless night that despite my rudeness you did not still insult me...please the only way i will know that you have accepted this apology is for you to reply and quote me....i actually have deep respect for you now...just name whatever u want me to do for u 2 forgive me...abeg we should not take this to a new year o...please everyone on nairaland should please help me ask skydeep for her forgiveness *kneeling down*

Now we are talking, abeg how much is ^^ chicken going for

Joke

IAMBREEZY: Lol thank God i ain't bald so no time for this bullshyte.

No one is judging ehn

[quote author=baby-boy]All those who are saying he or she is heartless! will they say the same in Saudi Arabia after they have lost an arm or hand for stealing.[/quote]Isn't it the court that orders that? Or do they just cut off the arm or hand right there without a suitable hearing

Boll2010: bro thank you for your enlightenment......it not my fault though....you know eachtime I remembered how my friend were robbed.....how my house was robbed tho not home.....how I rescued them cuz I ran back home with friends....how a lady was raped.....how a whole house was robbed in my area.....how thief disturbed my area for good 1month....and the Nigeria police couldn't do anything I just concluded we should do justice.....I could recall there was one we caught we were planning to insert a broom stick in his penile before police came......I do yield to your enlightenment......try to understand it was only my past experience with robbers that made my emotion cloud my reasoning.....thank you one more time!

This is just for those still getting on this young man's case. Better still go and read the whole of the first page.

@ topic
Just barbaric. I don't have the heart to watch that video. Who made those hooligans judge nd jury

EyesulO: Hello everyone,
It's amazing what responses my sincere post has generated (i didn't even know it will even make frontpage!). I'll like my skeptics and critics to see the previous topics i've posted, they say a little bit about where i am coming from. I won't try to answer all our questions here. I'll only appreciate those who've called to find out the genuineness of this gesture and to let us know i will be taking my first random student tomorrow(i don't even know this person from anywhere), and we will update this thread with pictures and appreciation to the nairaland team for making this possible for somebody.

All the best! Hope your student is not panicky you are taking a risk, but I'm sure you know what you are doing.

Look forward to the pictures

Mr Insanity pls go hug a transformer, the world will do better with one less hater!

ifex370: pics or it never happened

U is Olodo

keziah123: Congrats Apoti. My wife delivered a baby girl today also.

Congratulations ~

Beyoncé who runs the world come to mind

apoti: Father, mother and daughter

Aww beautiful picture, and a special family, the look on your baby's face ~ here I am Mum and Dad ~ Priceless!

Congratulations! She is Blessed, and she will fulfill her destiny in this lifetime Amen.