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MiguelMi6: thank you.efforts duely noted.

Hello Mr Miguel

How is Hez doing, seems you know more than we do.

Hope things are looking up with his mum & boyfriend?

To the question NO, somewhere in between that's where I'm @

Wb MM, good to see you

Epi: I am trying to find the right answer to this question and it's giving me a headache. Help me, please!

Why Do People Hold Grudges?

Oh Epi

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SimonAndal: _

Dunno. I guess. Now enough derailing.

Lol Soz !

Won't derail anymore, nice pictures.

SimonAndal:
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Hey Simon hope u good?

Is Mas ok? He has been missing in action

I love Gabby didn't know she auditioned for Scandal

Funny enough I started watching Scandal because Gabby tweeted it lol

Liking Olivia and her lisp is grown on me

Hawt Jake ~ somebody get me a slice of that ~ man in uniform yum!

ppman: But why is it that 90% of ladies in this part of the world are more concerned about the container (appearance) than the content (personality)

I thought ladies are moved more by what they hear and guys by what they see?

Most of the ladies calling want to know whether I am like "Denzel Washington" . Even after speaking all the grammar in the dictionary, they still wanna see me in camera asap. escuse moi?

Well I am presentable, but wait a minute, isn't this the reason why many nefarious 'good looking' guys end up cajoling our ladies only to later treat them badly?

Good diet and cream can easily take care of appearance but it takes a lot more to build a good man with great personality.

For me, personality is 60%, appearance 40%. So even if you are Miss World with poor personality, you can only score say 10% on personality and maybe 35% on appearance which is equal to 45%. This is still way below my 70% cut off mark.

Getting priorities right is sine qua non to succeeding in this quest.

Lol @ Denzel

It's called getting a taste of your own medicine dude!

Grammar ko, engris ni

chicagoguy10: hello i am a 6 ft tall nigerian guy who relocated to america a few months ago.i am educated and very humble.i am looking for naija gals based in America tho i reside in chicago.if interested email me on petermike10@yahoo.com.send me your contacts and we take it from there or any naija gal who is intending to visit America soon

Thanks

I'm in 9ja and intend to visit America soon with your help, just get me a return ticket. I will be the yin in your yarn (whatever that means)

See all dis men who dey ask say 'na me born am'

When u dey on cloud 9 dey hit that thang! No be u dey ask 'whose the daddy'

Abegy u wan be daddy wen e dey swt u ... Olodos

Should you accept or ignore

Dude you broke the relationship, has anything changed since you spoke with your pastor

If the answer to that is NO, then tell the girl that.

Element G: Lol! Reminds me of when i got duped at ikorodu garage.. Was going to school with a friend of mine.. i was supposed to wait for dis guy at garage.. He juz came back from the US, well lets say he's from the US cos it was his first time of coming to nigeria...

I was waiting for him when dis crazy dude walked up to me... his mouth was oozing of cigarette... (Bleep I WASNT THINKING!!!).. He walked up to me holding a nokia n72 (This was a time when symbian phones were rocking in the market!)... and i was using a nokia 6085 (i miss dat fone eh)..

He told me he was going to "Lagos" for business and he ran outta cash, so he decided to sell his fone to get money... I swear i wasnt thinking and considering factors.. the way he was dressed roughly, plus d cigarette smell oozing from his mouth.. All my concentration was on the nokia n72... cos it was dis fone dat was soo soo expensive and dis guy was offering me the fone for 10000 naira!!!.. chai.. see awoof!

I told him i didnt have up to 10k with me and was juz with 4k and my nokia 6085... The dude agreed to collect d 4k and my fone to give me the nokia n72... (ANODA FUCKUP OF MINE!!!) i wasnt thinking again!!!.. HOW CAN SOMEONE WHO CLAIMS TO BE STRANDED AND NEEDS CASH OF ABOUT 10K TO TRANSPORT HIM STILL AGREE TO NEGOTIATE DOWN TO 4K AND COLLECT A NON CASH ITEM i.e my fone!!!...

KAI.. I MUMU MYSELF EHN!!!

He switched on the fone oo, it worked, i even used it to call dat friend of mine to hurry up cos we were getting late for classes...
Finally when dis guy came, i told him about the fone and d cheap price i was getting it..
My american pal was juz speaking grammar.. mehn, see guy, dnt dull urself... u only get to see good fones at cheap prices once in a life time..
I told my pal to chill and dat it could be a fraud ish we were falling into... But dis my US padi wont hear ooo, he was juz rappin and was like... element, dont miss dis chance, dis fone rocks... its soo popular and expensive in the states...
DO YOU KNOW THE GAMES YOU CAN PLAY ON IT!! DO YOU KNOW THE APPS YOU CAN RUN ON IT!!! GUESS WHAT!! I EVEN HEARD IT HAS SATELLITE CONTROL!!! LWKMD.. CHAI I BE MUMU EHN

Me sef was already imagining and hoping...
Well the battery of this nokia n72 was low, so it soon died when we were transacting...
The dude gave me d fone, i removed my sim from my own fone and gave my fone to him...
I didnt agree to give him my battery along but forgot to remove my battery when my US pal was rushing me... All he was telling me was.. guy dont dull, that fone may be stolen, lets quickly get a bike to get outta here..

He rushed me on a bike and as we were about leaving, i remembered my battery, i looked around to see if i could get the guy..but he was fast gone!!
hmm i started suspecting.. but i didnt feel much tension cos the way dis my guy was hyping me.. he was like... mehn u are damn lucky!! NOKIA N72... LOL!!

When we got to skul, i got down, i tried switchin on d fone but it wasnt coming on.. those who know dis nokia would know that its power button is on the top of the fone.. i bought a lucky pen biro with a tiny mouth so i could use to press d fone... i tried and tried... fone didnt on ooo!!! LOL.. i told my US pal, he was like.. dont worry, shey d fone was dead anyway...

Then i shaked the fone, noticed dat something was moving in it.. which was unusual.. And it felt kinda lighter...LOL!!
I told my pal, he was like..guy dont you know nokia n72 is very light ni... that fone was designed specially!! (CHAI DIS BOY WAS D DEVIL DAT KILLED ME DAT DAY!!! LOL)

We got to class... luckily, there was light in skul... as we entered.. my US pal was already announcin... Yo everyone listen up, my pal juz got a nokia n72..
Every1 was like wow!!!

Okay oo.. lets see the fone... i plugged it and wanted to charge..
1min.. light never show
2min.. light never show
10min.. light never show

Okay, let us open fone ooo to check battery... LWKMD!!!.. YOU NEED TO SEE TEST OF POWER...
We were passing the fone round to see who could force open it... lol

Sumthing was juz telling me that i don chop am jare..
Next thing i said, "break it"
My US pal was like... WHAT?

I JUST SAID IT SIMPLY AGAIN, SEE GUYS... BREAK THE FONE!!!

When they broke it... LMAO.. Lo and Behold!! We were looking at the latest soccer fixtures, premier ship table was staring at us...
And a mirror was in it, which helped us know how much we opened our mouths in awe...LOL!!!!!!

MY US PAL... ROTLMAO... HE FAINTED!!!!

Omo US wey never see d level of packaging wey naija peepz fit do...
Forget oo, Aba boys package pass blackberry, infact pass sony sef!!!

DATS MY OWN CRAZY EXPERIENCE JARE!!!

Hila 2 d rious!!!

'heavenly feelings'

Makes me giggle all the time!

Quite

Nope.

However, if my post get a like, I read it again.

^^ and the flirting begins

Huh

I seem to have missed the writings on her forehead stating she is a naija lady #totalFail

And anyway what she is wearing might not be to your taste, I'm sure wherever she is going it will be to their taste abeg!

~ that is how she rolls~

fursh: Mr intellectual, Pls recoil back to where u came from

Hahaha I can actually imagine that

@op nice one! I love the skies just like the ocean beautiful and peaceful

Lordwize: Make sure you fix your price between 50-100# Don't fix it more than that o.

OP you already bagged a potential customer, he/she will be back to open this thread;

'A nairalander barbed my hair'

Looking forward to that

kekakuz: i remember my encounter with a mermaid very well like it was yesterday
mostly because it was yesterday

it was a cold night,the breeze was freezing so i hid under my blanket
then i heard a wisper in my ears
"come come with me" at first i refused because she look like tonto dike
then she changed into tiwa savage.so i followed her. we followed the bush part and reached the river.
although i noticed that the legs were joint but i felt it was just a custume to spice things up.
she called on her fellow friends to come out of the river.nadia buhari toolz rihanna beyoncy and mercy j.hey all carried me and finished with kisses
i grabed beyoncy from the front and start to suckle on her thing then i recieved a dirty slap from my roommate i woke up to see myself suckking on his dry igbo ibo chest.emeka slap bad

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I got tears in my eyes your story is believable jere tx God you posted this on the first page

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Men! Did he hit the right notes! Sweet

Been a wee while Hezzy

Still holding on to Faith and hope for Mum & your boyfriend.

Miss u x

scandal

S3 E3

Pope & Jake .... Loving the chemistry
Olivtz ... Now who would not like to be done over by the most powerful man of the free world ...

Loving it!

^^^

He truly loves her

@op you got disrespected because of this girl, all in the name of 'true love' here is the dealio!!! She has asked you to vamoose nicely

If I were you I will take to stepping! Leave and don't look back, if you are meant to be she will come knocking, in the meantime whilst you are on a break, don't think she is home alone sobbing into her pillow!

That was me commenting 'nicely'