Business › Re: Naira Watch: Naira Appreciates To N420/$ by gudofuck231: 10:19am On Mar 22, 2017 |
veekid: Osinbajo has started ruling again; I guess Gbam! |
Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by gudofuck231: 10:16am On Mar 22, 2017 |
sexybbstar: 1. Husband kills his wife while their 5 yr old son was still sleeping. The weird thing was that kid didn't ask 4 his mom even 3 days after she went missing. Father:" Is there something that you want to ask me ? " Kid : "I just wonder, why mom is always standing BEHIND YOU . .
2. I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.
3. The last thing I saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest, her other hand muffling my screams. I sat bolt upright, relieved it was only a dream, but as I saw my alarm clock read 12:06, I heard my closet door creak open.
4. In all of the time that I've lived alone in this house, I swear to God I've closed more doors than I've opened.
5. A girl heard her mom yell her name from downstairs, so she got up & started to head down. As she got to the stairs, her mom pulled her into her room & said "I heard that, too."
6. My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in our house. She was murdered by an intruder 2 years ago.
7. I always thought my cat had a staring problem. she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking just behind me.
8. There's nothing like the laughter of a baby. Unless it's 1 a.m. & you're home alone.
9. I begin tucking him into bed & he tells me, "Daddy, check for monsters under my bed." I look underneath for his amusement & see him.. another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, "Daddy, there's somebody on my bed."
10. You get home, tired after a long day's work & ready for a relaxing night alone. You reach for the light switch, but another hand is already there.
11. There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping. I live alone. Buhari sworn in, The naira crashed. How had was that horror story? |
Crime › Re: Fulani Men Killed In Southern Kaduna (Graphic Photos) by gudofuck231: 9:54am On Mar 22, 2017 |
Jolar101: Elrufai and herdsmen association media team are trying so hard to cover up from being investigated and arrested. DSS una still dey sleep no single arrests of the herdsmen? They are walking on it
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Crime › Re: Fulani Men Killed In Southern Kaduna (Graphic Photos) by gudofuck231: 9:50am On Mar 22, 2017 |
eddie7: This piece can easily heat up the polity and cause more chaos. Please this write up and pictures are inciting May I use the special "nigger pleaseee"
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Crime › Re: Fulani Men Killed In Southern Kaduna (Graphic Photos) by gudofuck231: 9:45am On Mar 22, 2017 |
lmm4real: How do we know if they are innocent or not  The southern kadunas don't give empty warnings, they were warned, they thought they were in the ancient times when the tribes were not united,(April fools) |
Crime › Re: Fulani Men Killed In Southern Kaduna (Graphic Photos) by gudofuck231: 9:40am On Mar 22, 2017 |
pyyxxaro: Innocent Fulani Men indeed
 These cows did nothing wrong, indeed |
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Couple Who Dated For 11 Years by gudofuck231: 9:33am On Mar 22, 2017 |
mumihaja: is it marriage blessing? and hope their children will be the bride's maid and best man? No be runs babe turned sour o, this na love, some miserable women die so because they lost the one god gave them for some 60 year old dude who's got 4 wives and 3 private jets |
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Couple Who Dated For 11 Years by gudofuck231: 9:31am On Mar 22, 2017 |
pyyxxaro: Healthy bride like Union Bank
Union Bank Big Strong Reliable
Congrats God bless you guys
Doran Barracks that year ( Team ekosodin ) She knew what she had so she kept him, that's a rare type of Nigerian lady, character of a strong lioness. |
Crime › Re: Youth Corper Murdered In Jos, Plateau State (Graphic Photos) by gudofuck231: 7:00am On Mar 20, 2017 |
Judasjudas: your fellow cultist u mean ryt ? judging from ur nick ..
..guess u expecting same end some day .. Lolllllllllllllllllllllll I'm efik |
Crime › Re: Police Assault And Detain US Returnee And Her Baby (picture) by gudofuck231: 6:53am On Mar 20, 2017 |
sybarite7: AND SOMEONE WILL SAY POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND...AND AT THE END THEY WILL END IT WITH CHANGE BEGINS WITH ME...ALL POLICEMEN WHO DIDN'T PASS THROUGH POLICE COLLEGES SHOULD BE SACKED AND RECRUITED INTO LASTMA AND OTHER LOWER PARAMILITARY SERVICE, COS THEY DONT KNOW THEIR JOB,AND THE BAD EGGS WHO PASSED THROUGH POLICE COLLEGE AND STILL DECIDE TO BE INCONSIDERATE AND PUT UP SUCH LAWLESS ATTITUDE AND CONTINUE TO BRUTALISE THE INNOCENT CITIZENS SHOULD BE JAILED #OURMUMUDONDO You are correct, and that's why u have the right to freedom of speech, but after that your rights? That I cannot guarantee.
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Crime › Re: N-Power Teacher Beats A Female Corper In Delta (Photos) by gudofuck231: 8:18am On Mar 19, 2017 |
ChangeIsCostant: A serving member of the National Youth Service Corps NYSC was allegedly beaten and brutalized by a newly recruited FG's N-Power teacher in Delta State over money allocation at her place of primary assignment...
Below is what her friend, Kasumu Mariam, wrote :
"Good day, my name is kasumu mariam omotoyosi. I am a Corp member, currently serving in edo state. .
I would like to report a case involving on of my friend who is serving in delta state. Her PPA is Obodeti senior secondary commercial school, Ndokwa west LG. She was beaten up by an N-power teacher named Enuofu Benjamin because she refused to handover the money allocated to their house inter house sport for him to flex with it. .
After the incident, she reported at Abbi police station, Delta state, but nothing has been done about it. She also reported to her local government inspector and no action has been taken. I have attached pictures as a proof and also a copy of the IDcard of the Corp member in question."
http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/female-corper-allegedly-brutalized-by.html No man would beat a woman on such grounds to that level without the federal authorities killing him or at least nailing his dick to a cross, what has the corper done so bad that the gods have forsaken her? You are talking to grown adults here not ignorant village youths, You can't present this case before wise village elders without answering this question, what did she say or do that caused this karma |
Crime › Re: Burial Photos Of People Slain By Fulani Herdsmen At Ichembe In Benue State by gudofuck231: 8:06am On Mar 19, 2017 |
tyokunbo: Source: http://towncrieronline.net/2017/03/18/burial-photos-of-bodies-of-those-slain-by-fulani-herdsmen-at-ichembe-in-benue-state/
As shared by Yanmeya Tor ....
Earlier today the bodies of those brutally slain by the lethal fulani herders at Ichembe in Ipav Gboko Local Government and their bodies deposited in the mortuary pending arrangements to be committed to mother earth were today withdrawn for burial.
Below are some of the pictures at the burial ground in Mbamkor Yandev Gboko Local Government where one of them who was also the first to be laid to rest among the five (5) murdered,while the other remaining four were also buried one after the other.
Pray without ceasing for a repose in their souls even as we demand for an investigation into the attacks and cushioning of its future occurrence.
May their souls rest in peace all! My god knows three things about me, My aim, my accuracy and my rights to self defence. It is a natural sin not to defend your self it's tantamount to suicide |
Politics › Re: Anthony Okwori, A Soldier Killed By Boko Haram In Borno (Pics) by gudofuck231: 8:02am On Mar 19, 2017 |
sixtuschimere: According to Coal City Connect,pictured below is Anthony Okwori,a soldier who grew up in 82Division Barracks, Enugu Coalcity that was killed by Boko Haram some days back when the insurgents attacked soldiers in Magumeri.
On Friday March 17,Daily Trust in part wrote...
'Nigeria army said it has lost five of its officers, while three are still missing following a recent Boko Haram attack in Magumeri, a town in Borno state.
Brig. Gen. Sani Usman, the army spokesman who disclosed this on Friday, did not disclose the names of the officers affected.
However, TheCable, an independent online newspaper reports that one AC Oguntoye, a lieutenant, was among those killed in the attack.
Daily Trust gathered that the militants ambushed Oguntoye and his colleagues on their way from a shooting range competition in Munguno.
Usman said the army successfully repelled the attack. “Troops chased the fleeing Boko Haram terrorists up to Doho, Mina Maideni, Donari, Salari, and Lawari villages,” he said in a statement
Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/anthony-okworia-soldier-killed-by-boko.html?m=1 Man down Man down Man down |
Business › Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Buys 2017 Rolls Royce For N300m As 50th Birthday Gift (Photo) by gudofuck231: 7:55am On Mar 19, 2017 |
LesbianBoy: OP I just want to let you know deep in my heart i don't give a sh*t!!! 
Meanwhile...... It's pdp, am telling you! |
Family › Re: My Sister Married An Impotent Man by gudofuck231: 7:53am On Mar 19, 2017 |
FortuneTeller: My dear, my husband is long and strong. There is never a dull moment in my house.  Then how come your sister is still frying weak dodo |
Family › Re: My Sister Married An Impotent Man by gudofuck231: 7:49am On Mar 19, 2017 |
FortuneTeller: I am coming today with tears in my eyes for my little sis. She is kind, sweet, and a very nice young lady. She met a 35 year old man last year who courted her and convinced our family of his sincerity. He is a nice guy and very handsome. They went for medical tests before the marriage and were told everything was fine. They have now been married for 3 months without sex. My sis has cried to me for the past 2 weeks. She says he has tried some herbal supplements and even saw a pastor, but nothing has changed. They did not have sex before marriage, but she says she has seen him with an erection before and after the marriage. However when he is about to insert himself, he loses the stiffness. I don't know what to do. Someone from our area says he is known to visit many prostitutes. I don't believe he is seeing them now because he has been with our family for some time now and even working in the family business. As they have not consummated the marriage, we are thinking of returning the things he bought so she can be free. How can a 35 year old man be impotent?? My sister shall not suffer. Was he financially impotent or no sex before marriage worked really well, dumb bullshit for dummies |
Celebrities › Re: Rosaline Meurer Headlines "Pebbles Of Love" With IK Ogbonna by gudofuck231: 7:46am On Mar 19, 2017 |
Tazdroid: So, as she come stun, wetin come happen?
All these celebrities wey una dey pack come front page no even knw say na dem be d talk of the Nairaland.
We just dey do amebo 360°, 24/7 If u don't have a dream, you will end up building other people's dreams. |
Car Talk › Re: China Reveals Amazing 1,287-HP Supercar - Techrules Ren (photos) by gudofuck231: 7:28am On Mar 18, 2017 |
KINGwax007: It's still 'chinco', it's worthy to be feared.
You can be on a high speed and the parts may start falling off bits by bits until e remain u, in a chair and the steering wheel  Looks like a Love Machine, lol |
Business › Re: Banks Refuse Naira Payment From Etisalat Nigeria by gudofuck231: 10:47am On Mar 17, 2017 |
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Politics › Re: Magu Can Serve Indefinitely, Presidential Committee Tells Buhari by gudofuck231: 10:33am On Mar 17, 2017 |
progress69: you are myopic and don't know anything about politics. Those gang of theives are only hiding behind DSS. First and foremost, the DSS report First used was forwarded to the attorney General by the DSS, where it was found out that most of the allegations were frivolous, and he was cleared and given a clean bill. Why then will the Senate seek another report from the DSS after Magu has been cleared by the attorney general? Why was 2 different report sent by the DSS signed by 2 different people. The only person i blame here is Buhari. It just shows he doesn't have a firm grip of his government, and i am disappointed. If ure not in tone with reality, the problem America is facing today was as a result of ignorance to the warnings given by the NSA,CIA and DIA, the DSS is not a body one can toy with neither ignore their role in this selection process. Magu was caught unawares by the second report because the first was tailored to suit his demands, lol |
Politics › Re: Magu Can Serve Indefinitely, Presidential Committee Tells Buhari by gudofuck231: 10:28am On Mar 17, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: "Lady Dumps Her Fiancé For Raising Up His Hand In Attempt To Hit Her" by gudofuck231: 10:26am On Mar 17, 2017 |
Cutehector: I thought they said they prefer to cry in a Ferrari... Mchew
As he just buy car for am, na so she forget her senses for house.. Another tonto in the making, how em think say em mama cope with her father, what she did was not discussed, this matter isn't about a man beating up a lady as it's not cool but the terrible things women do to men are not presented. |
Crime › Re: Woman Brutalised By Soldiers Sues Nigerian Army, Demands N250m (photos) by gudofuck231: 10:18am On Mar 17, 2017 |
rawpadgin: nice move
fvcking idiots oppressing innocent civilians I don't support beating women, but what did she do or say? No smoke without fire, I've seen a woman slap a full colonel in broad daylight and it took that man maturity in his full military attire to restrain and order his men to seize her car keys and grounded the vehicle, so? What did she do |
Crime › Re: Woman Brutalised By Soldiers Sues Nigerian Army, Demands N250m (photos) by gudofuck231: 10:14am On Mar 17, 2017 |
Smellymouth: If I laff, dem go say I dey mock the woman.. So make I cry. She no need cream for life this na pure bleaching, no mercury needed |
Romance › Re: Roman Goddess Message To Married Women by gudofuck231: 10:08am On Mar 17, 2017 |
U alexialin: Why I no go vex!
Shebi she dey scream online that not all guys can afford her bills. And she moves with big boiz.. So let the big boiz buy her car? At least she should up her game with Churchill.. She will be lucky to own a Jeep. If ordinary babes like us can try, hustle save and buy car.. She sef should up her game nah.  Its not by carrying massive boobbbs everywhere.. Lol Pastor suleman is still ringing in the air |
Romance › Re: Roman Goddess Message To Married Women by gudofuck231: 10:06am On Mar 17, 2017 |
themonk: Like I said before, keep his stomach full and his balls empty, no rosy meurer will succeed you  Ohhhh I wish u could see my face now, I think u are an angel right now, it the simple truth |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ladies Looking For Men by gudofuck231: 4:57am On Mar 17, 2017 |
Ib: No london guys here? Pls if u have a job, papers, no baby mama drama, no "one girl disturbing me to marry her" drama, have a car and a full uk driving license, at least 6.1 tall, dark skinned, have a degree, holla !!!!!!!!!  Take clay, mold your own |
Christianity Etc › Re: My Second Visit To Hell: Famous People I Saw In Hell by gudofuck231: 4:36am On Mar 17, 2017 |
jnrbayano: I wish I could round up all these "hell and heaven visitors" and incarcerate them all... Them think say angels na human beings or human sized beings, even the siblings of the fallen angels were giants talk less pass the angels guiding the spiritual realm from the physical, high fever hold you well, devil try do shit for heaven e collect for yash now navigation you de form star there? |
Christianity Etc › Re: My Second Visit To Hell: Famous People I Saw In Hell by gudofuck231: 4:30am On Mar 17, 2017 |
ACKCITY: Jesus went with me to hell this time, when I was with Jesus, the brightness of Jesus; Jesus have light all over His body, when we entered that dark place, I was seeing, I could see, this time, the people in hell because of the bright light on Jesus (Jesus is walking with a bright light, a glorious light).
And then, Jesus opened my eyes to see some of these men and women in hell. Jesus gave me message to Sierra Leone, He said if I should have come in December to January only five people in Sierra Leone would have raptured five only. That includes the three righteous pastors and five other people in and out of the church, when I said this in Sierra Leone, people said it is lie.
Jesus said Sierra Leone is polluted; that the shepherds he gave the word to preach to His people in Sierra Leone are dying to meet God, but majority are in hell. So Jesus sent me to Sierra Leone
When we were in hell, Jesus showed me a glass-like aquarium with people inside it, the souls of human who are still on earth are in that glass inside hell. These are people on earth who are working for demons, we have some people on earth who don’t believe anything, they are on their own, doing all sorts of bad things, even pastors who knows the truth but are bowing down to Satan, they are partakers of Satan’s communion, their souls are in that place.
Gadhafi in Hell
And Jesus pulled out a man from the fire and he introduced himself to me, he said, “I am Gadhafi” (because you won’t recognize him because the fire has destroyed him, he said, “I am Gadhafi, former Libya president”
Gadhafi said, “Tell my Libya people to worship Jesus” he said, “Tell my people to believe in Jesus”, he said, “Ah Jesus, have mercy, I never knew you are the right way, have mercy on me”.
He said, even the people who killed him on earth, he doesn’t want them to come to hell, he said “Tell my people to believe that Jesus is the right way”
He also gave me another message (why he gave me this message is because, he said, the entire mosque he built on earth should be destroyed and turned into churches so that people will glorify Jesus and maybe the punishment on him in hell will decrease. Because anything here on earth that you build that does not glorify Jesus Christ, that does not glorify God, that does not make people to come to their right Father(hotels, bars etc.), anything sinful in the world that you build (when you die, you leave these things on earth). People will be there doing all sorts of evil things, as far as people are enjoying these places, or practicing all sorts of evil things, in the place that doesn’t glorify Jesus Christ, the demons will increase the pain on you in hell.
So he said, “Please so that the pain will decrease, I know if people will worship in my mosque, if they will call Jesus there, maybe the pain will decrease”
And Jesus said, “It is too late”.
Read more: http://www.citofgod.com/famous-people-in-hell You are not christ you can't break the gates of hell to return to life, what u had was high fever, and neither are u elijah that transcended , ohhhh pls, angel Gabriel isn't that soft to get past, he guards the gates of St Peters, or you don do prison break for alagbon? |
Christianity Etc › Re: "Apostle Suleman Uses His Tongue On Me During Sex Before Preaching" - Otobo by gudofuck231: 4:23am On Mar 17, 2017 |
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Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Sent To Port-Harcourt Prison For 'Defaming' Pastor David Ibiyeomie by gudofuck231: 4:15am On Mar 17, 2017 |
Ashleydolls: This is serious. Madam was just excercising her right. Locking her behind bars won't stop her from talking. #freemadamKOO Does the word blackmail mean anything to you, abi na rape? Wen she serve the food while kneeling down na thief she de shout now? |
Politics › Re: Buhari Orders CBN, Finance Ministry To Release London-Paris Refunds To States by gudofuck231: 4:07am On Mar 17, 2017 |
LivingHuman: President Muhammadu Buhari has directed the Minister of Finance, Mrs. Kemi Adeosun and the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, Godwin Emefiele, to act appropriately and with dispatch in releasing the second tranche of the London-Paris Club refunds to the states in order to ease their financial hardships.
According to a statement released on Thursday by the Senior Special Assistant to President Buhari, Garba Shehu, the President, who addressed the meeting of the National Economic Council made up of State Governors and chaired by the Vice-President on Thursday in Abuja, however, made a strong case for settlement of unpaid salaries and pension liabilities of their workers.
“I will not rest until I address those issues that affect our people. One of these basic things is the issue of salaries. It is most important that workers are able to feed their families, pay rent and school fees, then other things can follow,” he said.
President Buhari, who went round the Council Chambers to greet the governors one after another, praised the unity of the Forum of State Governors. He thanked them profusely for their display of “love and respect” to him.
The President said he was overwhelmed by his recent experience in which states, irrespective of political differences charged their citizens to pray in mosques and churches for his well-being and apologized to Governors for barring them from visits to him while he rested in London.
“I didn’t want government to move to London. I wanted it to remain here and I am glad it did,” he said.
After narrating what he went through while on that vacation, President Buhari noted the suggestion by the Governors for him to add more rest, but insisted that he would remain relentless in the pursuit of the interest of the Nigerian people at all times.
This, according to him, was the only way to show his gratitude to the people who, he said, “had given so much to me. I was overwhelmed by the celebration of my return all across the country.”
The Chairman of the Nigerian Governors Forum, Abdul-Aziz Yari of Zamfara State assured the President, on behalf of his colleagues, that they will continue to support his policies and actions which they had adjudged as being in the nation’s best interest.
The governors of Imo, Akwa-Ibom, Osun and Abia States thanked President Buhari for saving the day for states through the first tranche of the London-Paris Club refunds while calling for the immediate release of the second one.
They also commended the trust the President reposed in the Vice-President, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, whom they said did not disappoint when he acted as President.
http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/03/president-buhari-directs-ministry-of.html Would someone pls tell bubu that these monies are a trap as with the present situation of the economy, nigeria would not be able to pay back there by creating a hold by these countries to duress us to submission, what obj did with bakassi took a huge strain from our necks by the Paris club, now na London kini, and moved our economy high as no one could temper with our policies like sponsoring the passing into law of card readers so foreign powers could rig our elections online. This guy doesn't think o |