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DextrousDavid:
$2 million. OK o

wen I saw world cheapest Jet..I was thinking something like...lemme stop there

like groundnut shell or plantain leaf?

salute the owner of the hole

PrettyGist:
The Inspector General of Police, Ibrahim Idris, has ordered the arrest of four policemen who allegedly shot dead a UK returnee, Anita Akapson, at Katampe Extension area, in Abuja, over teh weekend.

Anita who returned from the UK last year and was a staff of the National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA), was shot dead by the police officers at a check point.

Reacting to the sad news, the spokesperson of the force, Jimoh Moshood, in a statement released this morning, said the IGP has directed the FCT Commissioner of Police, Bala Ciroma, to bring the perpetrators to justice.



The police boss also commiserated with her family and assured them that “justice will be done on the matter.”

News via Gistmore :: http://gistmore.com/igp-orders-arrest-policemen-alleged-murder-uk-returnee-abuja

so we now have death squads roving our streets, why should he have his weapon charged and safety off, I smell bulls hit

PrettyGist:
A housewife got more than she bargained for, this morning, as her husband left her face damaged in Iriebe, Rivers State.

According to neighbors, the husband is poor and the lady always complains about the paucity of funds in the house. .

He allegedly got tired, today, and beat her to near oblivion. The suspect has since been arrested while the wife is undergoing treatment.

News via Gistmore :: http://gistmore.com/man-pummels-wife-nagging-rivers-photos

this is what The Us army calls FUBAR

pejuakinab:
Lala ooo

flexing

gistblogger:
Togolese Man Based in Nigeria Caught Having Group Anal Sex with Underage Girls in Lagos.



News via Gistmore :: http://gistmore.com/togolese-man-based-nigeria-caught-group-anal-sex-underage-girls-lagos-photos

why not find bob risky and plug on to his azz, I instead of girls who know nothing about ass bursting , please he should be tied and kept with bob

first in his generation to buy a car now the village elders are not happy

how do I shout this fu#c now?
farrrrrrk

how do I shout this fu#c now?

Adieza:
You dont deserve nairaland.

OK take tweeter I dash you

Jostico:
fabricated fabrication

You no well, lol

hardywaltz:
Hehehe we don taya for koko master

The sound of that name is like buhari, e de tiya person

Jeezuzpick:
Americans no get joy.

For Naija, na to just go buy China-made continue life.

My mother spanked me and now am having mental traumas, American excuse for attention, go change nuts u de go court

Adieza:
You go see the implication when you reach 60 or 55

God punish you, poor man hope na garri, now u wan ruin am, go drink tuo

motherfucker:
I am shocked too. His father never left the palace to anywhere. This is first time such is happening. Times has really changed and people no longer align with traditions.

That's y his father was manipulated and was never aware of accounts in his Kingdom, the chives who were emissaries were corrupt and gave false reports, nee ogidigan don show, hit the dee

heendrix:
go buy the gun for me nah nonsense the same God who's been protecting me from birth didn't tell me he's tired of protecting me

so please do me a favour. fvck off and stay off my comments forever

Na this kind de pour holy water for armed robber body, it is written " from the house of David shall the sword not depart" even god made it so and the isrealites still go to war, that's gods own people, talk less u, ur father left yash

hammak1993:
https://www.thecable.ng/boko-haram-commander-surrenders-says-led-squads-abduct-chibok-girls

Damnnnnnn he's cute, Lagos slay queens no see this one marry o, no wonder he went for his 300 virgins

GibsonB:
Even after beating MC Cregor at round 10, and retiring as the undefeated Boxing Champion, Maheeda is not satisfied with Floyd Mayweather until he defeats her on bed.. she took to her Instagram.. and call on him with her seduction to come and do the main boxing on bed.. read what she posted below!
She captioned:

''Oke daddy now let's do the main match in bed... @floydmayweather #fantasy #winner''


http://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2017/08/lets-do-main-boxing-on-bed-maheeda.html




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He's a boxer not a wh*re, Bing bing knockout

DouglasH92:
I have read comments from a lot of Nigerian men on this forum and other platforms on social media that basically assert that all women want from a man is money. These men believe that the only concern the average Nigerian girl has when dating or looking for a man to hook up with, is the size of his pocket. But is this really true? Of course not.

In my opinion, anyone who thinks this way has so stripped himself of any modicum of self worth or self-value and has heaved all this worth and value unto money, something external from himself. Such a person believes himself and his qualities not adequate enough to interest, intrigue, gratify or satisfy a woman, so he finds a savior in money to answer to all these needs.

Like let's be realistic here. Women are humans just like men are, and as humans women have needs other than monetary needs. They have qualities that they find attractive in the opposite sex that can interest them and satisfy a need, and cause them to invest themselves in such person. Money isn't everything. And I am not saying money isn't a criterion women look out for, but money isn't the only criterion like most men think, and most times it isn't even among the most important criteria. To be honest some women don't even place money high on their priority list when evaluating a man. There are other qualities that matter more and these qualities are subjective. There are women who would invest themselves in men that are intelligent, or men that are confident and hardworking, or men that are good looking and well groomed, or men that are highly skilled in a field that interests them, or men that are funny, witty or good with words, or men that are adventurous and well exposed, or men that know how to please a woman sexually. There are lot of qualities.

A relationship is a journey of different courses and there are women that love to explore these variety of courses based on their interests and likes. But when a man nests a flawed notion of women as just wanting a man that has money, then his reality begins to manifest just as he believes, and invariably these are the kind of women that he'll meet.

In my opinion, any man that thinks this way is either extremely ignorant or has low self esteem because he doesn't perceive himself as having qualities that can attract and keep women besides money. I mean for fucksake there are men who are being taken care of by their girlfriends. There are men their girlfriends would be willing to do anything for, whether monetarily or otherwise. In such cases it is definitely not money that's keeping her, then what is? Obviously it's other qualities the man possesses that she values higher than money.

Rarity is what separates the most sort out for from those who aren't sort out for. When you possess something that is valuable to someone, and that thing is rare to find, you will become extremely valuable to such person. Many people have money. Finding a man who has money these days is the easiest thing to do. Having money doesn't separate you from the crowd. What separates you from the crowd is the qualities you possess and to the degree you possess them. Instead of coming online to whine about how women only care about money, why not try developing your best qualities and use them to attract women. No one can love you if you don't love yourself first. No one can value you if you don't value yourself.

As man de like palmy, na so woman de like money, aaaa ije love o

yellow237:
exactly u just said my mind but u forget to add that her father is also a member of the bingo club.some girls go just dey talk rubbish forgotten that they have father,brothers,uncles who aren't any saint at all

Sorry Bros ( correction) sister bingo will marry brother bingo and born bingo)

Hhenryy:
Don't say that.....,!

the hospital is a public place & anybody can gain entrance to it. so it's not safe/secure

when pac was shot in the 90s, he checked himself out of the hospital despite still recuperating because his assailants knew he was not yet dead & wanted to come & finish the job in the hospital.

imagine if a hospital in the US is not secure, then what do you want to say about our own here....

Do you have any idea what a hospital should be like, if u have to murder a full town start from the hospitals, schools, churches and and public centres

Daveed4Jesus:
Pls make it public if u know what u are saying.

Pls follow up on the case between the DSS and the peace corps

[quote author=heendrix post=59873208][/quote]Mumu go buy gun, nigeria has come to the state where everyman is in charge of his or safety

heendrix:
If I nor roll make them con beat me nonsense

Woke up this morning, hope u got your self a gun!

Nas wasn't stupid

papaejima1:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2017/08/22/buhari-works-from-home-pending-renovation-of-office/

Ohh rats? pdp has struck again, they are to be blamed

UndisputedBosom:
Is she tryin to xplain what happened that she couldn't finish and also insultin us on the same hand


Somebody tell me cox ayam not understandin

ASHAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hhenryy:
Don't say that.....,!

the hospital is a public place & anybody can gain entrance to it. so it's not safe/secure

when pac was shot in the 90s, he checked himself out of the hospital despite still recuperating because his assailants knew he was not yet dead & wanted to come & finish the job in the hospital.

imagine if a hospital in the US is not secure, then what do you want to say about our own here....

He checked himself out doesn't mean there was ho hospital security there, if held against his will he would sue for false imprisonment, every district hospital has a police liason

jay2pee:
They should first of all, sign the NIGERIAN PEACE CORPS into law, it can do the same job

Peace corps do not have any necessary mandate they are just another front by the United nations to spy on nigeria, you would be shocked to see what the DSS knows about the peace corps, since Jonathans time

wunmi590:
Lalasticlala, help us thank God

for scorpion again? Abeg go find gun for am or call cia

wunmi590:
Lalasticlala, help us thank God

for scorpion again? Abeg go find gun for am

Wobegist:
https://i2.wp.com/instablog9ja.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/img_6107.jpg?w=639

According to a source, this is what a lady shared on her facebook feed about why she stopped her neighbour son from entering her room.

See below:

https://i2.wp.com/instablog9ja.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/img_6108.jpg?resize=768%2C605

Source: http://www.wobegist.com/2017/08/lady-reveals-why-she-stopped-her.html

cc; lalasticlala,

Is the mother a LovePeddler? Or may I ask the special, where is the f**king father

MrHistorian:
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