₦airaland Forum

MadManTalking:
Kalabar people kwenu. This is the reason Calabar women are as Hot as pussy__, too much consumption of dog meat.

But truth be told, dog meat has something aphrodisiac and something that neutralizes the effects of alcohol in it.

I can fuck__ a woman for up to 60 minutes and go as many rounds as she allows me every time i eat dog meat. And I can drink more than my normal gauge of beer as well.

livingstoneony:
Wow some sci-fi ish

broseme:
Read more. http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/07/nigerian-pastor-living-in-netherland.html?m=1

AutoJoshNG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aASkSf4czno

What a fight!

In the video, these two women had a physical fight for about 30 seconds. It quickly graduated into a car fight as one of the ladies got into her Toyota Rav4 and turned it into a weapon of destruction. The other lady got into BMW X3 and.. BOOM!!!.. the car fight started.

Rav4 Vs BMW..

The Rav4 seemed to have dealt with the BMW X3 big time but what happened at 3:30 minutes in the video will leave you astonished.

Watch and tell us who won.

https://autojosh.com/two-women-engaged-in-a-car-fight-and-the-end-was-bloody-video/

younglleo:
am coming for dem

awesomely:
Police should just hand them over to Davy Jones. I'm sure he will need some extra hands on deck.

ahmedkoded95:
http://dailypost.ng/2017/05/15/nigeria-will-never-split-emir-sanusi-tells-agitators/?utm_source=dlvr.it_dp1&utm_medium=facebook

praizblog:
Actress, Halima Abubakar who had a major fibroid
surgery in India have shaved off her hair due to drug
reactions.


Source :: http://www.praizeblog.com/2017/05/halima-abubakar-goes-bald-following.html?m=0

SmartChoices:
Remember the story

https://www.nairaland.com/3794487/kwara-state-university-student-beats

bar45ay:
they disfigured him

SexyNairalander:
booked


Nairaland girls be like "I don't reply PMS"


few years later you see them in their various crusade and they be like

zik4ever:
http://thenationonlineng.net/suspected-herdsmen-rape-woman-beating-husband-edo/

mcebisco04:
Tragedy struck in Ewotubu, Ekewan Road Area in Benin City, Edo State, when armed robbers struck, killing three people including a man who was visiting family from abroad, an 18-year-old girl and another person. Several others were said to have been seriously injured and are currently receiving treatment in a Hospital in Ekewan.

The sad incident occurred around 9:30pm on Tuesday the 9th of May, 2017. The young man had arrived the country four days Earlier and was in company with the 18-year-old girl whose name was given as Tina Ohiko and other friends when the hoodlums struck.

http://www.mcebisco.com.ng/2017/05/tragedy-very-disturbing-report-coming.html

mcebisco04:
Tragedy struck in Ewotubu, Ekewan Road Area in Benin City, Edo State, when armed robbers struck, killing three people including a man who was visiting family from abroad, an 18-year-old girl and another person. Several others were said to have been seriously injured and are currently receiving treatment in a Hospital in Ekewan.

The sad incident occurred around 9:30pm on Tuesday the 9th of May, 2017. The young man had arrived the country four days Earlier and was in company with the 18-year-old girl whose name was given as Tina Ohiko and other friends when the hoodlums struck.

http://www.mcebisco.com.ng/2017/05/tragedy-very-disturbing-report-coming.html

broseme:
As shared by Christy......

'So now we have graduated from husbands beating their wives to cab drivers beating their female passengers?

Meaning any of us , our daughters , our sisters, can get beaten up by cab drivers anytime any day!

This young lady Zainab Bakare was beaten up by a cab driver from at taxify.ng on Sunday the 7th of May and till today he is still walking about a free man like he didn't commit any crime! What if he has killed her?

She reported to the nigeriapoliceforce and she was told to go home and sort it out as family.

Taxify in Nigeria what have you done or will do about this please? Have you disciplined that unruly Driver of yours in any way? Is your company aware that domestic violence is a crime in Lagos State as far as Governor Akinwunmi Ambode is concerned?

Have you disciplined that unruly Driver of yours in any way?

Please Taxify in Nigeria do the needful. Dsvrt Lagos Domestic and Sexual Violence Response Team of Lagos State Government please help us look into this case since the police sent her back home. Please help us. We are seriously counting on you dsvrt . Police Command Headquaters Ikeja Lagos State Police Command please help get justice for Zainab Bakare. Thank you.

If you stand against violence against women please lend your voice and help Zainab get justice. God bless you as you do'



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/05/taxi-driver-beats-female-passenger.html

HerPov:
I don't know what's wrong with me, everytime I feel insecure in the relationship or he does something to piss me off, I end the relationship. At that moment I'm overwhelmed with anger and he has a way of blanking me when we argue and because I can't release the anger, I quit the relationship.
I really do love him. He is my dream man, I approached him and introduced myself and we just fit. Except my "It's over" drama every month.
I finish with him every month (when I come on my period, I can't control my emotions). He said he can't take me seriously and if I broke up with him again he won't take me back and I broke up with him last week for the 5th time

What's wrong with me? Do other women feel like this? Men what would you do in his situation?

Bumbae1:
Yes they do that because they don't trust ya Simple
So
They'll rather scare off the next chic so by leaving items its like telling the chic ..
he already don get bae o u dey trespass

Example if you about to bleep a girl she goes to the bathroom to change , comes out screaming whose pant is this .. lol no bleeping for you that day .. the pant owners plan don work

But its more because the guy is not trustworthy or has tendency to cheat

Statsocial:
Seun Joseph

Lawyers have advised the over 200 students of Covenant University, Ota, Ogun State, who were recently suspended for missing an Easter ‘Youth Alive’ programme to sue the institution.

The management of the school had placed the students on compulsory suspension for not taking part in the said retreat.

Some of the affected students, including a finalist, had said that the rules of their admission did not state that it was compulsory for them to attend the programme organised by the faith-based institution.

Since their suspension, several reactions had trailed the school’s action, with many asking the institution to recall the affected students.

Meanwhile, lawyers have asked parents of the suspended students to sue the school, saying that the institution’s action was a breach of the fundamental rights of the students to freedom of expression and worship.

A human rights lawyer, Mr. Jiti Ogunye, described the suspension of the students as illegal and unreasonable, saying it was an infringement on the rights of the students.

He said even though the owner of a university could set rules and regulations to guide the conduct of students in the school, the rules must be subject to the provisions of the constitution, relating to civil rights and liberty of the students.

He said, “My view is that this action of Covenant University is an infringement on the rights to freedom of religion and worship. Therefore, if tested against the provisions of the constitution, it would not stand, so for me, it is unconstitutional.

“But apart from the unconstitutionality of it, it is also not reasonable, because there is a part of administrative law that talks about unreasonableness of administrative action. If you look at it, it is so unreasonable.

“I’m not advising parents to sue them, I’m strongly encouraging them (parents) to sue the school, not only for themselves but for posterity. When somebody does something egregious and you allow it to pass, it becomes a monster. They can’t allow their rights to be so trampled with reckless abandon.”

Also, a legal practitioner, Liborous Oshoma, called on the parents of the affected students to immediately take the matter to court, saying they would need a restraining order from the court to stop the school management from enforcing the suspension.

He said any delay in taking that step or waiting to sue for damages would not be enough to compensate the students once they are deprived of writing the exam, noting that what happened was an infringement on their rights.

Oshoma explained that even though some persons would argue that once the students signed the dotted lines to obey the rules of the university, they had “signed away” their fundamental rights, he said, “The question is, can you indeed sign away your fundamental rights, because they are inalienable; like freedom of association, religion, worship, etc?

“You don’t just suspend a student writing a final year exam on the basis of flimsy excuse that he or she did not attend a religious programme. We should learn to know when to draw the line between religious gathering and academic activities, because the fundamentals and objectives of these universities are different from what the religious bodies stand for.

“I strongly advise the parents to sue the university authorities. In this case, damages would not be enough to compensate. That is why they should rush to court now to restrain the university from enforcing that suspension to allow the students participate in the exam.”

A lawyer and President of the Committee for the Defence of Human Rights, Mr. Malachy Ugwumadu, also advised the students to sue the school if they were sure there was no express provision in the school’s rulebook that they could be suspended for up to a year if they didn’t attend the institution’s religious activities.

He also cautioned private institutions, especially faith-based ones, against imposing stringent rules on the students as such rules would not enable the students to become “well-grounded” in the society.

He said, “If there is an express provision that the students can be suspended for a year because they fail to attend an activity, they might not be successful in the court of law.

“But, if there is no express provision in the contract, a course of action has arisen. They should go to the court to enforce their fundamental rights which have been breached. Personally, I’m seriously against the stringent rules in faith-based private universities, as they are making our youths not to be well-grounded. Pure academics makes just about 50 per cent of what the university is established for. It doesn’t make a complete person.”

A Senior Advocate of Nigeria, Chief Mike Ozekhome, appealed to the institution to temper justice with mercy and recall the suspended students, in line with the teachings of Jesus Christ, on whom the school was founded.

He said, “In Nigeria, there is freedom of religion, according to Section 38 of the Constitution. It provides that no citizen shall be discriminated against on the basis of their religion, sex and others. If, for instance, a Muslim was denied admission into Covenant University, they can sue the school.

“But once you become a student, you are bound by the contract you have entered into to obey the school’s rules and regulations. The law is called “voluntaire non fit injurie,” which means no person can complain of any harm caused by a contract to which they agreed to.

“Be that as it may, on compassionate grounds, the school can be lenient with the punishment. I appeal to the university to temper justice with mercy, especially as it is a Christian university which follows the doctrines of Jesus Christ. The doctrine of Christ is about mercy and forgiveness. The school should recall the suspended students, but warn them not to disobey its rules again.”

All efforts to reach the university’s Deputy Director, Corporate Communications, Mr. Kalu Igban, to know whether the school would consider recalling the suspended students proved abortive as he did not pick calls or messages sent to his phone by Saturday PUNCH.

Meanwhile, the school said on its Students Affairs section on its website that the vision it had for students made it imperative for it to pursue discipline vigorously.

“The high demand placed on discipline as a fundamental requirement for making a total graduate as embedded in the core values of Covenant University makes it imperative to pursue it with the required doggedness,” it said

http://www.citypeopleonline.com/lawyers-advise-parents-to-sue-covenant-university-over-suspension-of-200-students/

Xaos:
[color=#008080]That shape though...
They should hit the gym for honeymoon. [/color]

sixtuschimere:
According to multiple social media reports from some residents of Kaduna, the people of ASSO COMMUNITY in Jemaa LGA of Southern Kaduna in Gwong Chiefdom were yesterday attacked by Fulani herdsmen,killing 12 Christians.

See screenshots below for a better narration



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/04/fulani-allegedly-attack.html

Islie:
Mirinda never purge you before you go bleed shite








https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/mirinda-lucozade-unsafe-for-consumption--cpc/193352.html

admax:
1. Pastor Chris Oyakilome
2. Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo
3. Pastor Poju Oyemade

GloriaNinja:
See as they are rejoicing as if they are the ones that won the prize, that's why Nigeria is not moving forward.

Punctual:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/news/britain-set-to-unveil-nigerian-property-owners/192097.html

https://i1.wp.com/media.premiumtimesng.com/wp-content/files/2017/04/Oxford-Street-London.jpg?w=750

TippyTop:
After revealing property owners please help us reveal the amount Bubu spent on health care in your country.


Abba Kyari is there now wasting even more millions.

Omohjick:
My fellow nairalanders, I think I'm in a deep mess. Truly I'm old enough to settle down and my parents won't let me rest. They asked me to stop chasing after money but settle down and we all know men of these days, they like already made just as the way they complain about the ladies...now I met a guy who is ready to settle down and very responsible. He doesn't stay in Nigeria...

He is such a caring man and ha never married. He was born and brought up in England but he's from Lagos.

Hmmm...the worse part of him is that he's too jealous and calls me like 100times in a day. I'm not exaggerating plz. I'm here in Lagos but he never allows me to rest at all. If he calls me twice and I'm not picking its gonna be problem.

He keeps asking are you with someone there?
Why are you not replying my chat so fast?
Why did you put off your data please I hate it
What are you doing right now?
Why are you not speaking aloud?

Lots of questions and I can't begin to imagine right now.
I don't know what to do please help me. He's choking me and just too jealous which is why he's still single according to him, no wife no kids.

If possible he can ask me to do video chat with him while crossing the express road.
Chai! I don hia am

QueenSuccubus:




Where can I find that kind of guy that call me constantly?


Most men nowadays, will juz call or text once in a blue moon with a NONSENSE emoji

YoungB1a:
Why I Begged Apostle Suleman - Stephanie Otobo's Mother



source:

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/227679-interview-i-begged-apostle-suleman-stephanie-otobos-mother.html

Nagisa:
The President, Association of Bureau De Change Operators of Nigeria, Alhaji Aminu Gwadabe, has blamed the recent depreciation of naira on the speculators’ onslaught and resistance by the banking industry.
Gwadabe said on Saturday in Lagos that the refusal of some banks to sell the invisibles such as personal and business travel allowances frustrated naira recovery.

The ABCON chief said that the CBN had recently accused the banks of frustrating its policies.

He said it was ironical that the naira started losing strength in spite of the CBN’s review of the rates from N375 to N360 to a dollar.

According to him, the naira started trading on Monday with a promising outlook for sustained strength against the dollar and other currencies, but it began to fall at the middle of the week.



“The naira ended deeper northward to close at N394 to a dollar on Friday, translating to 10 percent depreciation of what was recorded during the week,’’ Gwadabe said.

The association president said that the removal of disparity in applicable exchange rates among the BDCs, Travelex and the banks should have strengthened the nation’s currency.

The financial expert said, “CBN’s knack for last minute solution as recent development has shown, accounted for the misfortune of the naira at the foreign exchange market.’’

Gwadabe said that the battle for the soul of the naira would be won if the CBN could boost liquidity to the BDCs for the effective unification of rates.

“It is evident that the injection of liquidity to the interbank market rather than the BDC sub-sector is not effective and transparent for sustained FOREX rate convergence and unification.

“Statistics from the CBN shows that about 20 banks get 80 million dollars weekly for invisible transaction as against the 20 million dollars weekly for over 3000 CBN licensed BDCs nationwide.

“The CBN should enhance public awareness to guide end users on FOREX availability and applicable exchange rates.

“The CBN should diversify the buffers from oil proceeds to foreign investors inflows and Diaspora remittances,’’ Gwadabe said.

He urged the CBN to sponsor a bill for an act of the National Assembly for naira convertibility in West Africa, as part of the solutions to full recovery of the naira.

Gwadabe said that naira was currently a means of exchange in about 15 countries in Africa.

He urged the Federal Government to increase security surveillance at the nation’s airports and land borders to checkmate illegal foreign cash evacuation.

The naira ended the week on a negative note, eroding the 12.36 appreciation it recorded in its trading last week.

The Nigerian currency appears to be on trial again, as experts argue that winning the battle for the soul of the naira requires more than pulling the monetary policy lever.

They called for a blend of fiscal and monetary policy and indeed patriotism from all Nigerians to save the naira from further sliding.

(NAN)

Read more at http://www.herald.ng/naira-fell-despite-cbn-intervention-abcon/#rw4gDhXoFZK5c2eQ.99

Opeomoope:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/www.gotquestions.org/amp/separate-churches.html

kinzation:
Imagine today's exam sitting arrangement. This kind of sitting arrangement is called 'YOU &.YOUR CREATOR.. lol..thank God it was a success

argon500:
Why not?