₦airaland Forum

AdoraAmadi:
A Guy decided to take his April Fool prank to his ex-girlfriend and she fell for it. The girl who agreed to start all over with him again while disclosing that getting back with his ex-boyfriend will her a lot, was told it was just one of those April Fool prank.

Girls, do you think this is an April Fool prank taken too far? What will you do if it was you?


http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/april-fool-wtf-guy-asks-his-ex.html

Oh ohhh, the retaliatory signature will be loud

AdoraAmadi:
A Guy decided to take his April Fool prank to his ex-girlfriend and she fell for it. The girl who agreed to start all over with him again while disclosing that getting back with his ex-boyfriend will her a lot, was told it was just one of those April Fool prank.

Girls, do you think this is an April Fool prank taken too far? What will you do if it was you?


http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/april-fool-wtf-guy-asks-his-ex.html

Oh ohhh

jeromzy:
Was Jesus a female?

Badoo, you know the rest

ONWARDBABA:
the church weddings an argument broke out that its not biblical and spiritual to be conducted by female pastors but only male pastors.

please let the theologians and bible scholars bring their intellectual knowledge into this

God bless you all

This has nothing to do with equity, is pragmatic, where in the bible have you read about a woman presiding over a wedding or officiating the wedding rights of a couple, a woman is not allowed to climb onto the sepulchre, there's order in heaven so as on earth, learn you religion well

darioNaharis:
You sef, your baby is just two months and you want another sperm to win another race

That's why there's something called self-service. Get your mobile device, some lotion, some paper wipes and ease yourself

Xvideos oo, not waptrick

Damnnnnnn, another mechanic lol

alfredo4u:
House, I know how helpful you guys have been. The last time I came hear was about my wife and I having argument for not saying thank ma to her mum.

Last night something happened. I'm staying in one bed room flat. Since her mum came for omugo/visit. I left the bedroom for them and start staying in the parlor. At night, I do expect her to join me in the parlor because our baby is two months and...

Last week, I have to beg her to join me in the parlor which she did. Three ocassions, I tried making love to her, she said... MY MUM IS AROUND AND WE SHOULD RESPECT HER PRESENCE. Seriously I got offended and did it without her offer. Up till now she don't like joining me in the parlor.

If I should do away runs now they will start complaining.

Pals you guys should pls advice me urgently because if this continues, I might do the otherwise.


Thanks

Man know thy self, women are not like us, women think with emotions at least most of their lives, she's not in any way turned on by your advances, the presence of her mum sets her mind in a condition that is not conducive to sex or love making, try and understand the female psyche it would go along way to keep your marriage as one,
When a woman is not comfortable or in the right state of mind it like asking a beggar to buy GNLD products in a hold up

klexycole:
I stopped smoking weed the day I spent 30 minutes looking for my phone under the bed...while using my phone's flashlight.

Ukpa!

Lights out, lol

dedollarman:
source

https://www.naij.com/1096254-dont-push-northerners-engaging-reprisals-arewa-group-warns-yorubas-ile-ife-m.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C9936034364

This guy is having an issue of weak erection,he's adamant after the fact

IpobExposed:
This enemy of state called Fayose. now he is riding a bike

What concern riding on a bike and doing your work as a governor.


Useless Fayose.
Head of wailers (PDP)

Boil till ur belt cut, he has the support of his people, how is bubu doing today? Lol, didn't think so

AngelicBeing:
Corrupt senators that specializes in stealing, looting, embezzlement and headed by the master of corruption himself called Saraki with his 40 abi na 300 thieves, useless government headed by hardened criminals, enjoying alone while the masses are dying

So pdp has been vindicated

burkingx:

That's the spirit of of a couple, the fire man and the arsonist

Xkalaban:
I wish them a happy wedlock with peace, harmony and understanding in their matrimonial bed.

Mean while in other stuff....

I think with the rate things are going on in this world these days the word surprise will soon be erased from our vocabulary in the very near future. Yesterday a friend of mine showed me a video of a faceless guy who was making love to his pet snake.....A very huge python for that matter. Pls when I say make love I mean the sick guy hung the serpent on his shoulder, fingered its V 4 a while before penetrating it.

The clip was just too sickening and shit keep messing with my psyche cos it flashes thru my mind like every now and then since I saw it. The world is seriously in trouble and it's looking like God's wrath is just around the corner waiting to be unleashed. May God save and protect the innocent ones whenever his wrath comes and his anger can't be contained any longer.

Story, I don't support polygamy but more female are born each day and the male are limited, solution; marrying more than one wife or provide a factory of nuclear dildos with stable emotions

Our fore fathers were wise so as god who is the wisest

henryanna36:
The man whose wedding banner went viral has finally tied the knot to his two beautiful women in Isoko South, Delta State today. The wedding banner which featured him with the two ladies -sparked online debate after it emerged. Congratulations to Emamuzo, Janet and Osioni.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/photos-from-wedding-ceremony-of-man-who.html?m=1

Ma nigga

yns4real:
The publisher of the online news portal, Sahara Reporters (SR) Omoyele Sowore has reacted to the jail comment made on twitter by the embattled Nigerian senator, Senator Dino Melaye.

Mr Melaye had earlier boasted of jailing Mr Sowore for allegedly libeling him with 1st Degree certificate scandal.

It would be recalled that Mr Sowore had in the past few days been digging deep into Mr Melaye's education background through the SR platform.

The former had alleged that the latter did not graduate from Ahmadu Bello University, a prestigious university based in Kaduna, Nigeria.

Read Sowore's Facebook Statement below:

Folks: It was brought to my attention earlier that Nigerian Senator Dino Melaye promised to 'send me to jail' over the recent unraveling of his questionable educational background. While some are worried, appalled, alarmed and concerned and even scared about this declaration, it had me thinking differently.

I am a Nigerian citizen who had been through torture, humiliations, and incarceration by dictators in uniform between 1992-1999 before I eventually left Nigeria. I have never doubted the power of justice over legalities.

That a Nigerian Senator in a democratic era could make this proclamation is indeed a sign that our democratic transition was a farce, particular when you've now noticed that Mr. Melaye was sitting at the feet of one of Nigeria's worst military dictators, Ibrahim Babangidajust a week ago.

One of Babangida's worst crimes against humanity was the assassination of notable investigative journalists of our time, Dele Giwa, by way of a parcel bomb.

Another thing Melaye shares in common with Babangida and his killer squad was using libel lawsuits to silence inquisitions In the 80's Gani Fawehimi was found liable of libeling the killers of Dele Giwa and asked to pay damages to Halilu Akilu.

Here is how I am different and also not different, I am not going to run away from criminals running the Nigerian political space until they are defeated, and their ideologies of greed, bloodiness, and avarice are entirely abandoned and discredited forever (Apology to Bob Marley).

If it takes my life, so be it. If it means another unjust ruling asking for damages for thieves. So be it. We must take our space back from the 10 percenters, drug dealers, certificate forgers, money launderers, political manipulators, and assassins.

Thank [s] you


https://mobile.facebook.com/OSowore/posts/10156556552197837?_rdrp

Why complicate some ones life when u can easily just kill ur self and end your pain

Dottore:
Hi an. Hope all the billionaires are sexually pure

All the sister veginus na them de end up marrying bad men because they had no experience prior with men and how to take care of a man

fiziebaibie:
1. U are sooo completed in beautiful

Out of all my childrenses osaro is the worstest, be beated my wife and nakeded she, in the presence of evbos

All the whole everywhere have spoil.

If you kill my wind screen, i will do you a very danger something

obiremy:
As shared by Diallo Sunday on March 24....

'People who frequently travel Abuja-Kaduna expressway be careful and travel preferably by day. The pictures below are of a robbery attack last night. Driver was killed and two passengers shot. Stay safe my people.

P.S
I was not involved. A colleagues mum was'.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/robbers-attack-passengers-along-abuja.html?m=1

Stay calm bubu is in control

masterpiece86:
http://saharareporters.com/2017/03/24/senator-melaye%E2%80%99s-wasc-results-show-he-had-only-three-credits

See erection dis function witch hunting

henrydadon:
they should not try it oo..

the last thing we don't want is America invading nigeria

take libya for example.

Avian flu --- failed
Mears ---- failed
Boko haram---- failed
Ebola ----- failed

NEXT!

Oscarpraise:
Whatsapp

WhatsApp Messenger is a freeware , cross-platform and end-to-end encrypted instant messaging application for smartphones . It uses the Internet to make voice calls, one to one video calls; send text messages , images, GIF , videos, documents, user location, audio files, phone contacts and voice notes to other users using standard cellular
mobile numbers .

It also incorporates a feature called Status, which allows users to upload photos and videos to a 24-hours-lifetime feed that, by default, are visible to all contacts; similar to Snapchat , Facebook and Instagram Stories.

WhatsApp Inc. , based in Mountain View, California , was acquired by Facebook in February 2014 for approximately US$ 19.3 billion. By February 2016, WhatsApp had a user base of over one billion, making it the most popular messaging application at the time.

Telegram

Telegram is a free cloud -based instant messaging service. Telegram clients exist for both mobile ( Android , iOS, Windows Phone , Ubuntu Touch ) and desktop systems ( Windows , macOS , Linux ).

Users can send messages and exchange photos, videos, stickers, audio, and files of any type. Telegram also provides optional end-to-end-encrypted messaging.

Telegram is supported by Russian entrepreneur Pavel Durov it's client code is open-source software , whereas its server-side code is closed-source and proprietary. The service also provides APIs to independent developers. In February 2016, Telegram stated that it had 100 million monthly active users, sending 15 billion messages per-day.

The security of Telegram has faced notable scrutiny; critics have argued that Telegram's security model is undermined by its use of a custom-designed encryption protocol that has not been proven reliable and secure, and by not enabling secure conversations by default. Telegram has also faced criticism for its wide-scale use by the terrorist organization Islamic State .

Whatsapp is more popular than Telegram though, at least here in Nigeria, but am thinking of trying Telegram on my itel S31.
So what do you guys think? Whatsapp or Telegram?

Whatsapp wen de listen to ur conversation? Eaves dropping app?

Jetleeee:
Isn't it time for us to celebrate this beautiful woman?

https://thewhistler.ng/media/k2/items/cache/bdece6b7ff7be84908240494aa881aee_XL.jpg

The so-called polytechnic graduate cleaning up the rot madam Phi-LIP-ina aka Eteyemi from Havard caused

Omo wa na ni

https://i.imgur.com/kWKoE30.gif

Osibanjo and gbadamosi u mean, be careful with ur false facts abi Sahara news don bite u?

BERNIMOORE:
better without even a single SAN BUBU HIRED 14 SAN including holier than thou femi falana to defend SSCE CERT TILL DATE IT WAS NOT PRESENTED TO THE COURT

Dino the boss should be the next senate president, he's better qualified

sleemfesh:
So Sahara is apparently confused and libeling Dino.
They just said he graduated with 3rd class meaning that their claim he didn't graduate is a lie.

https://mobile.twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/844567690333356032

Nail their pepee to the cross, if they are women, make it their nipples, legally.

irririchris:
Former Chase Manhattan Chief Executive David Rockefeller has died at the age of 101.
Rockefeller died in his sleep at home in Pocantico Hills, New York, on Monday morning as a result of congestive heart failure, according to a family spokesperson Fraser P. Seitel.

The businessman, who had an estimated fortune of $3 billion, retired as head of Chase Manhattan in 1981 after a 35-year career.

In the statement from the The Rockefeller Foundation confirming his death, Rockefeller was described as “one of the most influential figures in the history of American philanthropy and finance, considered by many to be ‘America's last great international business statesman’.”

Rockefeller, also known as ‘the banker’s banker’, according to the statement, is said to have donated almost $2 billion over his lifetime to various institutions including Rockefeller University, Harvard University and art museum.


David was the youngest of six children born to John D. Rockefeller Jr. and the grandson of Standard Oil co-founder John D. Rockefeller.

Rockefeller graduated from Harvard in 1936 and received a doctorate in economics from the University of Chicago in 1940. Appointed president of Chase Manhattan in 1961, he became chairman and CEO eight years later.

Rockefeller often spoke about the importance of American capitalism, which he said “brought more benefits to more people than any other system in any part of the world at any time in history.”

"The problem is to see that the system is run as efficiently and as honestly as it can be," he added.

Rockefeller was married to Margaret McGrath from 1940 until her death in 1996 and the couple had six children.

https://parroteye..com/2017/03/billionaire-banker-david-rockefeller.html

The master mason set free"free mason"

Blurryface:
To destroy whatever that is left of our moral foundation.

Plate of paper soup and stout for u

H

bbbabes:
Stunning Guinean model, Sira Kante came to limelight when she started dating Davido who was always gushing about her on social media.

However ,once news of his baby with Sophie Momodu hit the net ,they split. She has since moved on.

In these new photos, she poses in dashiki bikini looking gorgeous and glowing in her beautiful dark skin colour.

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2017/03/hot-bikini-photos-of-davidos-ex.html

Oh god! What a social climber

soberdrunk:
The guys story doesnt add up at all!!! 'You rescued gunshot victim that is your friend, police linked it to a police officer that was killed.........."

In my expert opinion, the guy may not be 'entirely' guilty but he is not 'innocent', i reckon he was involved in a movement that led to the death of a policeman and although he may not be the killer, he seems to know more about it than he is admitting.......

U no be fool and your generations will never be, may god bless your children's children, e think say we be idiots wen u go paste comments n we go de cry? Or u think this is a forum for illiterates?

jonhemma11:
Read more. http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/photos-of-former-gambian-president.html?m=1

Gambian no fit kill am with juju so them call France and ecowas, the guy became a bane to witches and wizards, lol

CeoNewshelm:
Popular Comedian Basketmouth has explained why he does not enjoy partying at night clubs.





Speaking to HIP TV, Basketmouth said, "It's too stressful. I swear what I am about to say, some club owners would not like it. You go to a club, it's crowded, you can't dance, everyone is hitting you, the drinks are expensive.


''If you look at it at the end of the day, you are actually getting stressed out to spend your own money. I would rather just stay at home. Buy the drinks and keep it's real. It's cheap. Call my friends to come to my house and drink. The money I would spend on a bottle of brandy in the club, I can use it to buy 3 at home. It's just #11,000 for a bottle (of a particular brand) but in the club, is it i #35,000? I be mumu? I be igbo, I save my money. No be club?"


http://www.newshelm.com/2017/03/basketmouth-i-dont-club-because-their.html

My style, self esteem, give that guy cold origin!

mezynaija:
President Muhammadu Buhari is fulfilling his campaign promises to Nigerians, particularly in stimulating the economy for job creation, anti-corruption campaign and security of lives and property.

Addressing a delegation of Northern Youths Initiative for Peace and Good Governance on Tuesday in Abuja, the Special Adviser to the President (Media and Publicity), Mr Femi Adesina, urged Nigerians to keep faith with the current administration’s commitment to take "Nigeria to the Promised Land.''

‘‘I am glad that majority of Nigerians are still with President Buhari.

‘‘The excitement and jubilation, around the country, that greeted his return to Nigeria recently is a clear testimony of the love, confidence and belief, which Nigerians have in his leadership.

‘‘We are witnessing a positive turn around in the economy, agriculture, the fight against corruption, job creation and I am very confident that President Buhari will lead Nigeria to the Promised Land before the mandate given to him by Nigerians lapses in 2019,’’ Adesina said.

The Special Adviser, who received the Sardauna Leadership Award, ‘Icon of Societal Transformation’, thanked the Group for the honour, noting that he was motivated to serve in government because of the personality and integrity of President Buhari.

In his remarks, the President of the Northern Youths Initiative, Comrade Muhammadu Abubakar, described Adesina as an exemplary leader, adding ‘‘you are a Goldfish that has no hiding place.’’

‘‘We northern youths, under the aegis of Northern Youth Initiative for Peace and Good Governance, honour you as Garkuwan Matasan Arewa [the shield of Northern Youths] for your invaluable contribution to the country and inspiring role to the upcoming generation,’’ he said.

Source: http://www.jtownconnect.com/2017/03/keep-faith-president-buhari-ll-take-us.html

2019 get ready to stop!

mezynaija:
President Muhammadu Buhari is fulfilling his campaign promises to Nigerians, particularly in stimulating the economy for job creation, anti-corruption campaign and security of lives and property.

Addressing a delegation of Northern Youths Initiative for Peace and Good Governance on Tuesday in Abuja, the Special Adviser to the President (Media and Publicity), Mr Femi Adesina, urged Nigerians to keep faith with the current administration’s commitment to take "Nigeria to the Promised Land.''

‘‘I am glad that majority of Nigerians are still with President Buhari.

‘‘The excitement and jubilation, around the country, that greeted his return to Nigeria recently is a clear testimony of the love, confidence and belief, which Nigerians have in his leadership.

‘‘We are witnessing a positive turn around in the economy, agriculture, the fight against corruption, job creation and I am very confident that President Buhari will lead Nigeria to the Promised Land before the mandate given to him by Nigerians lapses in 2019,’’ Adesina said.

The Special Adviser, who received the Sardauna Leadership Award, ‘Icon of Societal Transformation’, thanked the Group for the honour, noting that he was motivated to serve in government because of the personality and integrity of President Buhari.

In his remarks, the President of the Northern Youths Initiative, Comrade Muhammadu Abubakar, described Adesina as an exemplary leader, adding ‘‘you are a Goldfish that has no hiding place.’’

‘‘We northern youths, under the aegis of Northern Youth Initiative for Peace and Good Governance, honour you as Garkuwan Matasan Arewa [the shield of Northern Youths] for your invaluable contribution to the country and inspiring role to the upcoming generation,’’ he said.

Source: http://www.jtownconnect.com/2017/03/keep-faith-president-buhari-ll-take-us.html

Get ready to stop!

Elnino4ladies:
just speechless

The word is "women have to be careful with their mouth, when some men are angry death is not far away, imagine insulting an angry killer, not wise, I wish she had someone to restrain that Amy guy so she should have been in her duty post serving her fatherland