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plendil: if its on, what does it mean?

Waoh,what a question? The check-engine light may be unrelated to your current issue but asking what it means shows you just want to drive and care less about the operation of your car. FYI, that light tells you about your car what diagnostic of health symptoms does for the human being.

A British woman, Lee Romain, has confessed that she only has sex with married men because they are better lovers.
She insists that far from wrecking marriages, her flings actually improve her fellas’ relationships.
The 44-year-old business consultant told The Sun of London that “I prefer them because they’ve only had one woman to please for a very long time before they meet me — and it’s much easier to perfect their skill.

•Lee Romain: Says she only has sex with married men because they are better lovers
“Married men are wonderful — they tell you that you are beautiful, they take you out for delicious meals, they give you presents and have lovely manners, as they are well trained by their wives.
“Because so many of the men I meet hardly get any sex from their wives they are so grateful in bed and they really want to please you. I’m definitely not looking to split up marriages — I think I actually enhance them.
“Some of the men I see say their marriages are much better because they are having sex with me. They go home much happier to their wives. One man stopped seeing me because his sex life with his wife improved so much.”
Lee started having affairs with married men after her partner, who was 28 years her senior, became impotent through illness. He finally died after they had been together eight years.
She recalls: “I am a very lively and attractive woman and the lack of sex was driving me crazy. I even took up running marathons to try to get rid of my sexual energy.
“Then I found an extra-marital website which caters for married people who want affairs, but not to destroy their marriages.
“It was ideal — I got all the fun of a date, fabulous sex with a very grateful man and none of the responsibility of a relationship.
“I didn’t feel guilty then and I don’t feel guilty now. After my partner died, instead of looking for a new relationship with a single man, I prefer to date married men.”
Londoner Lee has had affairs with seven married men since 2010 and says: “I’m currently seeing a businessman who is in his late 50s, who lives outside London.
“He’s married with children. He doesn’t want a divorce and that is so important to me.
“If a married man I am seeing says he wants a divorce I run a mile and end it straight away.
“I have no intention of getting caught up in a divorce. I don’t see myself as a husband stealer and I never feel guilty.
“I am really busy with work and don’t have the time to give to a proper relationship. I see my married lover twice a month and we really make the most of those two days. We always meet at a hotel, usually in central London, and it’s primarily about the sex.
“We go out for a meal but we both know why we are there. I get hassle-free, fantastic sex and I am wined and dined by men who are lovely to me, treat me really well and don’t make any demands on me.
“I aim to have a monogamous relationship with a married man but I always keep my eyes open for attractive new men joining the site. I will meet them for lunch to see if they have potential.
“There are so many more women like me around. I am financially independent, adore sex and am looking to have a lot of fun without all the ties of a full-time relationship.
“The internet has made infidelity so accessible and, believe me, it’s happening a lot. So many people are joining these websites because it is so easy. And if you are careful, you won’t get caught. The men I meet aren’t sleazy — they are normal men who aren’t getting enough sex at home and want to have problem-free, mind-blowing sexual fun with an attractive woman like me.”
And it seems there are more and more men willing to fulfil Lee’s desires.
Recent research by an extra-marital affairs website reveals that more than 25 per cent of married men — as well as more than 18 per cent of married women — have cheated at least once in the past year.
And most cheaters now meet their partners via the web.
With more than a million married men registered online, Lee is just one of the women happy to meet their needs.
In fact the alternative — meeting unattached men — fills Lee with horror. She says: “Single men my age — in their 40s — are a nightmare. They tend to have multiple lovers and are very selfish in bed. They only think of their own gratification, and they are so rude. If they don’t get what they want from you, they’ll just roll over and ring someone else and get her to come over.
“They have a tremendous amount of baggage. Often they have been through a hideous divorce and they have no money.
“They insist on you paying 50/50 for a meal, then they moan on about their ex-wife and not seeing their kids. A lot of men my age seem to be having a mid-life crisis and are very angry.
“I don’t want all that hassle — I want fun, problem-free dates with fantastic sex. I don’t want to listen to a man my age whingeing on about his ex or looking over my shoulder to keep his options open. I like to keep it airy and light, and have a laugh. Men who go on extra-marital websites are just looking for great sex. In my experience, they join because their wives won’t have sex with them or indulge their fantasies.”
Lee adds that the internet has made cheating very easy for bored men and says: “If I was married, I’d keep a very close eye on my husband. It is incredible how many offers I get online.
“My inbox is bursting with emails from men wanting to set up a date.
“For example, this weekend, I am having lunch with a gorgeous new married man, then I am meeting my long-term married lover for dinner in a smart restaurant.
“I’m very naughty, I love to surprise my married lovers. I am taking my latest to a private sex party which will be held at a discreet address in London. These are invite -only parties, held in residential houses. They are aimed at men looking for outrageous sexual fun and women who are bisexual or bi-curious. “I started going to these parties a few years ago and found them to be the most amazing fun. I love to take very inexperienced married men, their eyes are out on stalks.
“You can dress in the most outrageous manner — I’ll wear sexy lingerie, with a mask with feathers on it.
“The men become extremely aroused — when we go back to our hotel, they are animals in bed. When they first go to the parties they just stare. Then gradually they get more involved as women start kissing and touching them.
“It’s a very erotic experience. I am an exhibitionist so I have no problem with being sexually aggressive with women at the parties.
“And when my married lovers have been once, they definitely want to go again.”
http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2013/03/07/i-only-have-sex-with-married-men/

To think that the guy was not so popular alive, anyways RIP, you are more popular in death.

'NSUK: Jonathan Approves Construction Of Boreholes' This GEJ no dey shame, wetin we no go hear?

And we no read this for frontline news SMH

Na hin get that V-boot?

bobbydbobo: Well I heard d news nd watched it. Buh I was curious, buh more liht was shed wen my mum cooked meat nd I wanted to eat nd I laughed.... I saw sumfin, curiously, I asked ma mum wah it was nd she told me it was muscle on meat. C below..... Ulld only see wah u wana see!

Ol biy, na Egusi soup be that because e dey make my mouth water o. BTW, what is the inscription on your own meat? These religious people no go kill pesin with Laughable topics.

Is it fresh meat or barbecue? Cos if not fresh, that inscription could have been from a grill or the surface of the dryer!!!!!!!!

Haven been part of the thread from the beginning, I think both Brainrex and Hollandsly deserve jobs with Techno and lifetime product sampling because many people have been enlightened and liberated from the shackles of the high-end phone makers like Sammy and HT.C. So many more patronages due to analysis and gighlightening of Tecno's abilities especially their android range.

pafestula: Hello NL... This just came to my mind today, and I see it as avenue of fun, lets share the experience on how easy or though it was for some of us to acquired our first car, and at what age and how much? And also from which source? E.g I bought my first car in year 2002 at the age of 27 years then, benz 190 parded at the rate of 650,000 through office loan. Lets hear yours to keep the fun rolling... cheers

Waoh, now I know your age

Three Nigerians have been arrested in Mumbai, India by agents of the country’s Anti-Narcotic Cell (ANC), after they recovered 100gms of cocaine on one of the Nigerians. On the streets, the drug is worth about $11,000.

During interrogation, the men identified themselves as Okoye Chukwansonso Emmanuel (32), Oddile Ezike Syril (31) and Wisdom Nwankwo (32).

The three stocky Nigerians did not easily surrender themselves to the police outside the Reay Road Rail Station, where they were arrested on suspicions of drug peddling.

The Nigerians resisted the arrest and tried to avoid the arrest.The times of India Online which reported the high drama said in the ensuing scuffle, one of the Nigerians bit a constable’s finger.

Constable M Tupe’s bleeding finger was treated at GT Hospital and he was later discharged.

According to the police, the ANC of Azad Maidan unit received a tip-off that a few Nigerian drug peddlers were likely to assemble near PD’Mello Road.

A six-member team, led by Sunil Kavlekar, went to the spot and noticed three Nigerian nationals moving about suspiciously.

On seeing the policemen, they hailed down a taxi and got in. When the policemen stopped the taxi for a check, the accused refused to get out of the vehicle.

“In a bid to flee, one of the men kicked the door so hard that it came off. The three men took up a fight with the policemen, but were proving to be difficult to overpower. The cops then signalled to a reserve team of four other policemen, who had spread out in the area suspecting mischief by the accused, for help,” said an officer.

In the melee, one of the accused bit constable Tupe’s finger on the right hand.

Even with the stand-by team and the public pitching in, the police reportedly found it difficult to overpower the three Nigerians. By then a passing patrol van of the Sewree police noticed the commotion and rushed to their counterparts’ aid. Finally, the three men were overpowered.

“We recovered 100 gm of cocaine worth Rs 6 lakh from them,” said deputy commissioner of police Kishore Jadhav.
http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2013/02/23/nigerian-drug-suspect-bites-indian-cops-finger/

^^Tell him to replace it immediately. The damage done without the thermostat in a car is gradual and sometimes irreversible.

chic2pimp: Gulfer how dey nah longest time o.

I do really hope ot is indeed the resurrection of Milan. To say I was proud of the effort those Boyz put in the other night at the san siro would be an understatement. Highly honoured to be a Rossoneri

FORZA MILAN!!!

The resurrection would be complete in the off season when some of the young guys in the primavera will be of age and Allegri will have some dough for interesting young prospects to replace the 30ish players in the team. Like the president said, the new Milan is being built and this is a project with European domination as target for the next 10-15years. FORZA MILANO!

THE resurrection of MILAN . After the storm comes the calm, Milan on my mind.

ochukoccna: Because too many staff @ AFC have eyes but cannot see
Milan let go of 13 PLAYERS (many world class&some old) during the summer & bought young talented players who wobbled at the start of the season but have gotten better such that there are now third on the long and played like seasoned warriors tonight
AFC club let go of 2 players ,bought in 3 and have struggled for consistency,form and what have you
Milan have almost rebuilt their team during ONE season
AFC have been at it for 8 seasons
But most importantly,AFC lack the mindset of champions
Milan on the other hand have inputed it into their young sqyad and everyone can see

Milan for life

Swap places with the Dog na, abi

With this kin level, she go dey ready for the husband. The first night will be very enjoyable for the man; but I hope say she no go continue after the wedding night.

mejai: Folks, sit down and relax while d events unfold. Don't touch d dial. Enjoy!

Folks, sit down and relax while d events unfold. Don't touch d dialdat MOUSE . Enjoy!

1. Titanic
2. Unfaithful
3. BodyGuard

Bonaguy: Cossy is back to the game, she tweeted how she felt when Black money grabbed her boobs

Source: http://gistmetro..com/2013/02/cossy-orjiakor-again-black-money-grabs.html

And so WHAT, a BLACK monkey is supposed to grab YELLOW Chimpanzee now; abi no be so

A 32-year old man has been arrested and charged to court for stealing tithe in a church in Lagos State, southwest Nigeria.
Alaba Balogun allegedly committed the offence during a prayer session at the Presbyterian Church, Yaba, Lagos.
It was learnt that when the congregation was praying, the suspect stole a bag containing N200,000 belonging to another worshipper, Mrs Tinu Onitana. The money was meant for her monthly tithe offering.
P.M.NEWS gathered that while the victim closed her eyes and was busy praying, Balogun who was sitting close to her quietly stole her bag and left the church hall.
However, he was caught by one of the church guards when he was leaving the church premises.
Meanwhile, when the victim discovered that her bag had been stolen after prayer, she immediately went outside the church hall and raised alarm. It was then she saw Balogun being interrogated by the church guards.
The father of two kids was handed over to the police at Sabo, Yaba division where he allegedly made a confessional statement.
During interrogation, it was alleged that Balogun confessed that he saw the money when the woman opened her bag and decided to steal it because he needed the money to offset his debts.
The suspect is now facing a one count charge of stealing at a Lagos Magistrate’s Court presided over by Mrs S. K. Metapo.
He pleaded guilty.
The prosecutor, Mr. A. Chris, applied for a short adjournment to enable him present facts of the matter before the sentence.
His prayer was granted and the matter was adjourned till 28 February for facts and sentence.

http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2013/02/12/man-steals-n200k-tithe-in-church/
Wonders!

ogusbaba1: bro no be dat one oo if u talk dat one na everybody for play for eagles,,, Football no be sometin wey be 100% sure jor

Yeah, just yoking. The few who eventually made it through football have stories to tell; e no easy.

Chai, why I no continue playing ball na, whether I for be part of this Super Eagles

Normal feelings, nothing extraordinary . Now back to reality, winning the cup has not reduced the price of Garri or improve electricity. Congrats Super Eagles.

The face looks reconstructed!

You did not sleep Cos if you did you won't be here typing on NL. Thank GOD for ur life, most people never live to tell the story; I mean those who slept off.

Are you invited or what's ur own....

Asaba—A young man, one Emmanuel Michael was Tuesday, sentenced to five years imprisonment with hard labour by a Chief Magistrate Court in Asaba, Delta State, for stealing gold earrings worth N25,000.

Presiding Chief Magistrate, Sylvester Ehikwe, in sentencing him stated that “he does not deserve mercy as burglary is next to armed robbery.”

Upon arraignment, the convict immediately pleaded guilty to the two-count charge preferred against him and began to weep in the dock, saying “I was hungry.”

The prosecution stated that the accused “on the February 1, 2013 at back of NTA Asaba in the Asaba Magisterial District did break into the house of one Okechukwu Uheghbu and stole a pair of gold earrings and its pendant valued at N25,000, property of Mr. and Mrs. Okechukwu Uheghbu and thereby committed an offence punishable under section 411(1) of the Criminal Code Cap C21 Vol. 1 Law of Delta State of Nigeria, 2006.”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/02/man-jailed-5yrs-for-stealing-gold-earrings/
Quoting a comment, 'Please blame the guy for stealing just a Gold worth N25,000 and not the Judge because he cannot bribe the Judge with anything. He should have stolen N23B and have enough to give the Judge and he will be asked to go and enjoy his wealth' Abi