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Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday by guobe(op): 6:30am On Mar 01, 2023
Zee0007:
Happy birthday to the great guy. You are so selfless and kind. Your heart is made of gold because you listen to the heart desires of those in need. May your good deeds not go unrewarded.

All your days on earth will be filled with joy and bliss. Your heart desires for this year and beyond will be supernaturally met.

Welcome to you month of unlimited favour. I celebrate you sir.
Thanks slot I am touched God richly bless you too.
Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday by guobe(op): 6:29am On Mar 01, 2023
Miracood2:
Happy birthday to you super boss!
thanks Miracood God bless you.
Romance › Today Is My Birthday by guobe(op): 6:19am On Mar 01, 2023
I am a year older today..Thanking God for life.
Business › Re: Look At What Ecobank Did To Me Today by guobe(op): 6:58pm On Feb 28, 2023
Politicians and their collaborators that have decided to make Nigerians go through pain will certainly get the karma reward now or in the future
Business › Re: Look At What Ecobank Did To Me Today by guobe(op): 6:56pm On Feb 28, 2023
RealLordZeus:
A colleague told me last week that he was able to withdraw 30k from uba, dugbe, Ibadan branch (A whole taati k o)

I got to Ecobank Dugbe around 10am, as I was about to collect number 314, one man just drag me by my hand and codedly gave me number 280.

I left the queue and returned by 1pm only to meet them at no 136, I decided to stay in the scorching sun only for me to ask someone around 2pm and was told they only give 5k per account inside .. in fact if you withdrew from another branch earlier on that same day, they won't give you cash again.

2pm and they are still at number 180, na so I jejely waka, abeg if you get cash and Ibadan, save a bro from Buhari and Elemiewele
These people will not kill us
Business › Re: Look At What Ecobank Did To Me Today by guobe(op): 6:49pm On Feb 28, 2023
KingAzubuike:
Eeyah.. endure.. unfortunately you'll have to also endure for the next 4 years too under the drug baron.
It seems na to join the japa squad
Business › Look At What Ecobank Did To Me Today by guobe(op): 6:42pm On Feb 28, 2023
I went to the bank today to do a transaction at about 6 am and was given number 155.3pm and I could not enter the bank as I was locked outside like a criminal with alot of people.This does not happen even in an animal kingdom but it happens in Nigeria.3.30 PM they said they have closed.I went home tired and dejected with all my effort for today wasted.

Politics › Re: Banky W, Obanikoro Lose As Labour Party Wins Eti-Osa Federal Constituency Seat by guobe: 6:58pm On Feb 27, 2023
optionalY09:
Which house? house they’re renting, tax rate increases every year ask them not to pay tax for 4 years and see what’s will happen

If you're delinquent on your property taxes, you could lose your home through a tax sale. People who own real property have to pay property taxes. The government uses the money that these taxes generate to pay for schools, public services, libraries, roads, parks, and the like so what you are telling me is that foreigners don't own houses abroad?Nigerians are tribal and religious bigots and they deserve to suffer and I keep saying it.If an educated youth like you from the South is sounding like this,I wonder what an illiterate will say.shalom and farewell to you guys.
Politics › Re: Banky W, Obanikoro Lose As Labour Party Wins Eti-Osa Federal Constituency Seat by guobe: 7:45am On Feb 27, 2023
optionalY09:
I thought you said Fulani want to take your lands, this time you will be completely homeless when Easterners and Northerners share your properties and rule over you while you argue.

It’s happening already, keep selling everything salable. keep selling your fathers properties, while in the North and the East, they won’t sell land to you as a Yoruba person and if they do, anytime there is a tribal fight they kill you and your children.

Keep acting as the most civilized while those who thought you how to be civilize in Western world never sell their lands to you. They lease it to you with your name on it as owner and the moment you fail to pay the huge taxes you loose that $500k property

Ode gbogbo
stop the hate and free your mind.Nigerians in America own houses and the Americans are not complaining.stop reasoning like a local fowl as you will one day die like a local fowl and land is not what you will be thinking about.
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies See Giving Out Phone Numbers To Guys As A Big Deal by guobe(op): 8:30pm On Feb 26, 2023
Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously cool speaking

I stopped approaching girls and seeking for their numbers since 2015 and I'm not even capping, it's been a while I did that irrespective of who you are and how beautiful you look, I'm a very fine guy too, got a lot of admirers too and God made me well just like he made you, but I don't throw myself around to this bitches cuz I know as much as I need them they need me too and even more so why would I put myself in a position where I would come off needy to em. I get into a room filled with ladies I respect myself first before I respect them.

All I do now is attract, we exchange contact mutually, sometimes they even ask for mines and I still get the pussy alot. If only majority of my gender can stop acting stupid anytime they see breast, big yansh and fine face, have seen a guy chase a girl all the way from a junction to another street, something I have never done before and will never do, the world will be a better place for them.

Mr Op, nothing do you if you're what you say you are but if I were you I wouldn't have asked for her number especially that day you guys had a Convo cool

But to each is own
Nice one.me I don't even have strength sef.money on my mind.
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by guobe: 9:07am On Feb 25, 2023
23 odds all straights

Sports › 23 Odds All Straights by guobe(op): 9:05am On Feb 25, 2023
Check it out

Business › Re: Nigerian Banks Are A Big Disgrace To The Global Banking System And They Should by guobe(op): 9:20pm On Feb 22, 2023
providencia:
Nigeria banks will lose billions to opay, kuda and the rest
the way they are going they will.useless banks
Business › Re: Nigerian Banks Are A Big Disgrace To The Global Banking System And They Should by guobe(op): 8:55pm On Feb 22, 2023
Pickmycall:
Google play
massive
Business › Re: Nigerian Banks Are A Big Disgrace To The Global Banking System And They Should by guobe(op): 8:40pm On Feb 22, 2023
Pickmycall:
They are licence by the CBN and Nigerian deposit insurance corporation NDIC.They have a very large customer base right now because one can easily open an opay account.And it is also efficient.No transfer hanging.
I hope they keep it up
Jokes Etc › Re: Cash Scarcity Joke by guobe(op):
Affiliateseun05:
just dey play,u don't know what's going on
o boy things are very tough.Nigerians are suffering.I passed the bank today and see crowd of people waiting to collect 5k.A man died yesterday queuing to collect cash..As I am now I have less than 300 naira cash with me.I can't kill myself as life goes on.most businesses have collapsed due to this policy.
Jokes Etc › Cash Scarcity Joke by guobe(op): 8:20pm On Feb 22, 2023
Time to convert my nursery poem into this cash scarcity and it goes like this
Some have cash in the bank but cannot use some can use the cash in the bank but have no cash in the bank.we have cash in the bank but we can't access it..Glory of God will save us in this situation.Amen.
Sports › Golden Eaglet Player Returns To Jss 3 School Due To Election Break by guobe(op):
Promising young golden Eaglet player back to school.Another osimhen in the making.watchout.

Business › Re: Nigerian Banks Are A Big Disgrace To The Global Banking System And They Should by guobe(op):
Pickmycall:
Opay is far better than all the banks in Nigeria.
if the customer base of opay increases don't you think they will start acting funny
Business › Re: Nigerian Banks Are A Big Disgrace To The Global Banking System And They Should by guobe(op): 6:23pm On Feb 22, 2023
Pickmycall:
Opay is far better than all the banks in Nigeria.
you can imagine
Business › Re: Nigerian Banks Are A Big Disgrace To The Global Banking System And They Should by guobe(op): 12:49am On Feb 22, 2023
Koralords:
Since Friday I can't send money through uba leo whatspp banking,and that's the only means of transfer I have can't download the app again says have done it thrice ,naija banks are uselss and this emefiele is in a rush to do cashless economy when bank are not ready ,atm now working
is that how they want to go cashless with unreliable networks.
Business › Re: Nigerian Banks Are A Big Disgrace To The Global Banking System And They Should by guobe(op): 12:48am On Feb 22, 2023
Koralords:
Since Friday I can't send money through uba leo whatspp banking,and that's the only means of transfer I have can't download the app again says have done it thrice ,naija banks are uselss and this emefiele is in a rush to do cashless economy when bank are not ready ,atm now working
They are jokers and a very big disgrace
Business › Re: Nigerian Banks Are A Big Disgrace To The Global Banking System And They Should by guobe(op): 11:49pm On Feb 21, 2023
Natbrowny:
Big disgrace. We should have only 3 banks in this country with millions of branches across state boundaries
I concur with you.bunch of useless banks.
Business › Re: Nigerian Banks Are A Big Disgrace To The Global Banking System And They Should by guobe(op): 11:45pm On Feb 21, 2023
duro4chang:
Can you do cashless policy effectively with this?
its not possible and the zombie banks are not speaking out
Business › Re: Nigerian Banks Are A Big Disgrace To The Global Banking System And They Should by guobe(op): 11:44pm On Feb 21, 2023
inoki247:
Na Opay dey rescue like this if not shey na FCMB or UBA I go dey rely on...
big shame on them
Business › Re: Nigerian Banks Are A Big Disgrace To The Global Banking System And They Should by guobe(op): 11:43pm On Feb 21, 2023
stevnwigw1:
Ordinary opay micro finance bank, palmpay micro finance bank do seamless transfer than zenith, first bank etc
its a shame on those big banks
Business › Nigerian Banks Are A Big Disgrace To The Global Banking System And They Should by guobe(op): 7:39pm On Feb 21, 2023
Nigerian banks are a big disgrace to the global banking system and they should come out and apologise to Nigerians for their poor network services.you can't transfer your own hard-earned money during the day and have to wait till night to make transfers.Are Nigerians nocturnal animals.And the banks declare billions yearly but have small network bandwidth.They are just behaving like slaves to the CBN authorities.If they are incapable of going cashless why don't they come out and say we can't do this cashless stuff.Are they slaves or zombies.God knows if I am in their shoes I will talk and damn the consequences.what a big shame.The Nigerian banks are now laughing stocks in the global banking sector.They should come out and advertise on CNN as they use to do before. I Pity them
Sports › Re: Cash Out Of 122,000 Naira Available.to Win Over 700k by guobe(op): 4:10pm On Feb 21, 2023
Wizywiz:
;Dboss man I dey oooo unto low key area rough
kk it's well
Romance › Re: Thigh Tattoo Now Trending Among Fair Nigerian Girls by guobe(op): 8:28am On Feb 21, 2023
padi94:
It sits pretty on the once with clean body, and the hairless ones
absolutely spot on with straight legs not cassava type of legs.
Romance › Re: Thigh Tattoo Now Trending Among Fair Nigerian Girls by guobe(op): 6:59am On Feb 21, 2023
BigYash:
I know. I have a frd who took his serious babe to draw a neck and chest tatt. Me no just like am,not when it even has something to do with the blood. I heard anyone who has it,can't donate blood to someone,except for those that did the temporary type..
Ok I understand your reservations.

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