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All That Humiliation *hmmmm*... There's God ooo!!

dre11:
•Victim delivers premature baby




http://sunnewsonline.com/new/policemen-brutalise-eight-month-pregnant-woman/


Picture of the pregnant woman (Chika) on the sick bed

Nawa ooo For Nigerian Police oooo

barcanista:
Every patriotic Nigerian will admit that the President Journey to the USA was more of a National embarrassment and a complete flop. He had nothing concrete to discuss with Obama. Instead of keeping quiet, he mis-called his party name "All Nigeria People's Congress (ANPC)". He couldn't secure Obama's commitment in our fight against terrorism nor even discussed policy issues, and give proposal to Obama on how they can help him achieve success in his policies (perhaps he has no policy). He had nothing absolutely to say.

Wonder why Obama left him to Secretary of State John Kerry and travelled to Kenya? Because he realised that the man he invited is a complete joke. Obama means business

May God Help Us

Trash!!

Nonsense!! Tomorrow you will hear that they hv released him. Useless Country!!
I just wish i can relocate to any other local country. Tired of Nigeria!!

TRADELYN:
Pele Ooo...

I say u be yeye pikin.. Na moderator edit my words.

TRADELYN:
7. It helps guys locate the spot in less than a second.
No time for Ultimate Search.

Yeye Pikin

cyprianlah:
My room mates brother who came from the village to write jamb in one of the centers which happen to be my school has this weird way of sleeping, I wake up each night and find him sleeping this way , and also making some funny sounds, have told my roommate about it and he says he has not noticed it .

And my concern is that eventually if he is given admission, he's going to squart with us for a while before getting his room.

So should I be worried about his style of sleeping or its just a normal thing, cause I don't feel comfortable each time I find him sleeping like this and I won't be able to sleep again.

MyPeopleHelp

That guy needs total deliverance ooo..

Orijin101:
Yesterday, i visited my former hood which is Igando to visit some of my old friends then i decided to visit an area sister coz when i was still based in that area, she was so good to me, whenever she cooks, she must surely cook mine together, if i need some financial assitance, she never hesitates to help me, although she used to tell me that she wants both of us to be dating but i thought she was joking then i will laugh over it and change topic coz this sister is old enough to give birth to me but i don't know why she is not yet married, to cut the story short, i went over to her house and i met her at home, she jumped up and gave me a kind of lasting hug to the point that my Moses rod was almost praising the lord then i stylishly removed myself from her arms and sat down, she then asked me what will i eat and i told her to get me drinks only and she got me 3big bottles of orijin, my heart was filled with joy and i felt at home and confidently sipped my orijin till i finished the 3bottles. After that, i lied down on her 3 sitter chair to take a nap and she thought i was high already, like 10mins later i felt the rubbing of her hands on my body, i thought i was dreaming until i opened my eye and i saw the sister with pant and bra only, JESUS!!!! I shouted.....................

Na so the story tay end?
Abeg continue the damn story..

cutieemperorh:
GEJ don suffer ooo...
Man wey no fit impregnate him wife... Na GEJ fault
Person wey no fit shit... Na GEJ fault...
Person wey smoke too much igbo and run mad sef...na still GEJ fault
But wait ooo... Is it even former for a sitting governor to address the president of Nigeria as just "Jonathan" or is it my over respectful yoruba boy mentality taking toll...

Man wey no fit impregnate him wife.

You are stupid to say such a thing.. Children comes from God!

emusmith:
Sub-Topic: Can Your Love For Someone Break Through The Barrier Of A Disability In Them?

Does It Have Later Effects?


Ok, I'm referring singles now.

What if you physically met this girl who has been blowing your mind on social network?

You've already fallen in love with her before discovering this "impediment".

What would you do?

Mind you, there are many other disabilities: To some people, being fat, too slim, too short or too tall is an "impediment".


Can you ignore that impediment or "spot" and go all the way with her/ him?

How on earth can someone fall inlove online. Is that not madness? Damn i dnt hv bullshit to say here.

I give it to Gov. Adams Aliyu Oshiomole (d bxt of all).

shadowgwalker:
don't mind them.

I heard you big sis..

shadowgwalker:
hell no!! we are online, we don't know ourselves. thanks for liking me sha

It seems that the mod added "will u marry me" in my statement ooo.

shadowgwalker:
pray and fast!

You look cute in ur dp ooo.

worriedmom:
Hello Everyone,

Please this post is strictly for mothers. I need your kind advice and counsel. I am a mother of two. I have this very disturbing condition. My breasts have become fully sagged and frail looking after I had my second baby. It worries me a lot. My Husband does not bother touching or sucking my breasts when making love to me these days, not to talk of sucking them. And this is what he used to love and enjoy doing before I started having and nursing kids.

Please I'd like to know if any lady in the house has experienced such drastic sagging and if there are ways to revive the fallen breasts. Are there moms out there that their husbands have stopped caressing their bosoms because they have fallen due to constant nursing of babies? does it make you feel bad like me? Have you ever raised such issue with your husband?

Also, my husband used to go down low, but after he witnessed the delivery process in the labour room when I had my second child, he has stopped going down low. I'm just soo worried my people. Please any advice from moms and maybe dads will really be helpful to me. Thank you

I created a new profile to hide my identity cos I'm one of the regular contributors to the forum.

Employ me, so that i can be carrying them for you. Trust me, before 3wks they wil stand lyk that of 16yrs old lady.

ClintonNzedimma:
I was in the kitchen about 40 minutes ago only to check outside the window and see goats on top of a building, its very suprising
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-7q4jSMNp6y0/VPRipqIr-wI/AAAAAAAAAKo/fRGDTBSpWio/s640/blogger-image--2064831302.jpg
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-h-FkeuItqxY/VPRisFWkOiI/AAAAAAAAAK4/7ZyA0MYShJs/s640/blogger-image--4388791.jpg

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-KHNrHsDoYzk/VPRim-h7mTI/AAAAAAAAAKY/3p9SAM1iB04/s640/blogger-image--1147513092.jpg

source: www.clintonnzedimma..com

No be steps dem follow climb.. What is surprising here.

Is not their fault ooo. Na drugs dey cause am..

Tallesty1:
Dunno for them oo, especially those old and ugly ones wey government no fit sack again.

Hahahhahhhah! You are damn funny..

omowumee:
Please o is there anything wrong with a guy washing his girlfriend's clothes? After all we wash yours.

I asked my boo to help me with some clothes. He got so angry..-

Please did i do something wrong ni?

If i were him, i would hv kick your ass off.

Na so ur poverty get grade.. You wnt to bcome the next Dangote by fire, by force. You went there to disgrace yourself not our great country Nigeria. Idiot!

He just dey waste our money.. Today, he goes to UK/US. Tomorrow, he has gone kenya. I cant wait to see your fucking off that office. Mtcheeeeew!

lagmostkuit:
I know someone will love them the way they are.

Ladies, can u really date a guy with any of these?


• A guy that weaves his hair

• A guy with big bum bum.

• One that is bleaching (artificial oyinbo)

• A guy that walks and act like a woman!

Hmmm! I see..

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]Go back to office, tell him to touch your bwest, pless it hard, veli veli hard with two hands until you take photo while he plessing it. Come back here and uproad the photo otherwise we won't berieve you [/color]

Hahahahhahahahhahhahah!! Idiot boy!
Lolzz

Handwork of the useless president.. The ones you people are stealing every blessed Day is not enough for you people. Lky all the senseless allowances (sitting allowance and others) that you people are getting apart from the stealing. Is't not enough?


I dnt blame you people.. In short, here on earth is your heaven. And suffer it all hereafter.. God will punish you all!


Useless Nation!!

laraxxx:
“I would slap my wife back!" says one guy

This video is hilarious...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ175mmvAQA

... but what would YOU do if your wife SLAPS your Mama?

I will destroy her face..

valkaka:
Hey,i was just wondering if this is true.everyone is telling me this.just recently a close friend of mine was raining blames on his galfriend that she has done noting bt gives him bad luck since he started sleeping with her.he told me that if i want to win big in soccerbets,i shouldnt ve sex with a girl before playing the bets otherwise i should consider that bet lost.

Now am starting to get paranoid.My question is:

1)does sex affects your luck in life?

2)does sex affects your winnings in footballbets?

Your candid opinion is vastly needed.

Very true! Having canal knowledge with a girl give extremely badluck in life.

1. The girl you sleeping with you don't know her spiritually.
What I meant by spiritually is that you don't knw how many guys she has slept with.. Through sex you can get bad spirit inject in you , and you won't know until God helps you out.


2. Sleeping with a girl you hvnt marry brings you curses and misfortune in life.

3. Do you know that their are evil girls walking around to terminate your destiny via sex

There are lot of things that involves when you come to sex issues. So, bro keep yourself and be safe..

Mention:
GOLD DIGGER

Wow... My first thread of the year makes FP..
Thank God...

Lolzzz

Why not sell the whole Nation. Senseless Government!

How this one come tai change gala price for market.

suwailad:
Na who get life dey condole and mourn people wey die
but na who also get life sabi deceive and lie
You don use dem do juju, you wan come mourn with your FELLOW WIDOWS

Lolzzzzzzzz

gunuvi:
Hello NLs,
Happy Val. I witnessed something very annoying just about an hour ago at the Sun Tan Beach Badagry. It is the highest level of irresponsibility by some soldiers that were invited to provide security at the beach.
I really don't know what happened but According to my investigation cos I was there live but couldn't snap any picture because I don't want to be shot because most of the soldiers were already drunk and I saw some of them switching their AK 47 from the safety back and front. It was learnt that one soldier in mufti brought his GF and someone tried to dance with her cos so many people were there at the beach not knowing the man in mufti is a soldier and from no where the soldier gave the man a dirty slap which he returned cos he is not in uniform. From there people tried to settle the two adults but he kept saying he will deal with the later.
It was at that stage he ran to the entrance to call other uniformed soldiers at the gate and before you know it they started beating, stabbing the man and his group of friends and also those that were trying to seperate them in the begining.
At that stage they started beating the man like a BH suspect but some women around couldn't take it any longer and they decended on these women and started beating them mercilessly. I have never witnessed that level of uselessness by our soldiers that I have everyday been supporting of on NL and other social medias all these while.( Check all my posts you will testify to it).
Whoever is at the beach today will also testify to all what I am saying, infact many people we shouting and cursing them.
Pls mods do the needful so someone at the top can investigate. The soldiers must be brought to book or taken to sambissa to exercise their prowess in torturing civilians.
Pls is they deny, just arrest any of the staffs of the beach and they will link up with the team of soldiers they invited.
Thanks, Nigeria will be great!!!

Atleast, you for try snap one pic na.

Waynetconcept:
B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G News!!!
About 600 Boko Haram Members Killed in Gombe And Monguno.

The Nigerian Airforce sending more attack Helicopters into the battlefield around Hina and Dadin Kowa in Yamaltu Deba Local Government Area in Gombe state and Monguno town in Borno state.

Over 600 Members of the islamic terror group has been killed by the aerial attack. - Hope For Nigeria.



https://m.facebook.com/hopefornigeria/photos/a.152919604766170.37823.100484630009668/877949425596514/?type=1&refid=17

Everyday, we kill 200,300,500,900 boko-harams.. Them no dey finish ni.. Nawa ooo!