Crime / Re: MC Truth Accused Of Drugging, Raping, Robbing And Assaulting Lady by Guruboi(m): 1:58pm On Jun 15, 2019 |
Stupidity and foolishness dey smell... Oshofree, Olosho free ni 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Dilemma - Episode 1-3 by Guruboi(m): 10:44pm On Apr 23, 2019 |
booodogay11: � *Dilemma* �
*S1 E1* *******************
It was really a day well spent as I walked out of Sharazad Cafe with *Cindy.* It wasn’t just like a normal first date. There was no awkward silence, and a question and answer kind of session. The connection was there. We flowed like we have known each other for ages. Within me, I knew that whenever I decide to pop the question, the answer was going to come out in positive.
We talked school politics, state politics, religion, culture and every other thing that was left to be talked about. Her views were so articulate. She seemed to know a lot about everything. I was impressed by her views and I also made sure to leave an impression with her.
I hailed a cab as we got outside the café. About to hop into the waiting car, an *“excuse me sir”* caught me in my track. I turned to see a waiter walking towards me. I did a quick mental check. I know I paid my bills because I still have the receipt. We didn’t leave our phones behind or anything.
*“Yes, can I help you”* I said to the girl as she got close to me.
*“Sorry sir, someone said I should give this to you”* she said handing over a piece of paper with #700 to me.
From the way she talked, I know she didn’t want *Cindy* to hear what she was saying.
*“What for?”* I asked collecting the paper together with the money from her.
*“I don’t know, she just said I should give it to you”* she said and went back inside the café.
I took a quick glance at the note and saw a phone number with a *‘call me’* written under it. Below the call me was another line that read *‘tell her you forgot your change if she asks’.* I tried to scan the café but I couldn’t get a clear view.
*“Oga if you no dey go again, tell your wife to come down make I comot from here”* the cab man shouted at me. I folded the paper together with the money and inserted it into my pocket and hopped into the waiting cab.
*“Oga abeg no vex”* I apologized to the driver to which he nodded and eased the car into motion.
*“Were you dey go?”* he asked changing the gear.
*“You go drop my wife for Okeke hostel and the drop me for hilltop gate.”* As I said wife, *Cindy* raised her head for the first time from her phone and smacked my shoulder smiling revealing a beautiful set of dimples.
*“Ok your money na 5H”* he said throwing away his gaze through the window.
*“Ah Ah!! Oga no be 3H for drop inside school?”* I asked
*“You self, person wey God don bless give you this kind babe wetin come be 5H na”* he said turning to look at me. I took a quick look at *Cindy* and she was smiling. Looking at the driver, we made eye contact and he dimmed his eyes.
*“Oga na 3H I get abeg”*
*“No wahala sha. Even if you no carry money, I for carry una free because of this your girl”* he said smiling at *Cindy.*
*“Ok o, thanks man”* I said and made a wink at him through the rear view mirror. Cindy was so engrossed in whatever she was doing with her phone to notice the winks going on. The driver continued with his yarns doing the *‘chyking’* for me. *Cindy* couldn’t help but kept smiling as the driver didn’t seem tired of praising her beauty.
My mind drifted away to the note as the driver kept talking. I had the urge to bring the note out and check if I can be able to recognize the number, but I decided against it. There will be enough time to do that.
Five minutes later saw us in front of *Cindy’s* hostel. I alighted and held the door for her to step out. She came down still flashing that beautiful smile.
*“Thanks for coming out with me”* I said as we walked a bit down her hostel.
*“The pleasure is mine and thanks for the fun”* she replied.
*“I’m honored”* I said.
She turned and gave me a big bear hug. Not like the one she gave me when I came to pick her earlier on. *This one came with a meaning, yes it did.* You know that kinda hug were a girl presses herself so hard on you that you feel she is about to rip your heart out? Yes *that the kind of hug she gave me.*
*“I enjoyed myself“* she whispered into my ear. That sent a *tingling sign down my spine to the man below* who responded immediately.
With the way she was pressed to me, I know she must have felt my semi attention. As she disentangled herself from me, my hand went down straight inside my pocket to *hide the tent* that was already forming down below.
I stood watching her sheepishly as she walked straight to her hostel. I watched as she *swayed her backside as if she has no waist bone.* As my sight was focused on her back, so many thoughts were running through my mind. *Cindy* was the kind of girl that attracts so much attention to herself. Not that she does that intentionally but she is just too endowed.
When she got to her hostel entrance, she turned and saw me staring at her. She smiled and *blew me a kiss in the air* before walking into the hostel. That action of hers got many guys and babes around looking towards my direction. It was then I realized that I wasn’t the only person looking at her.
*“Oga your phone dey ring”* the driver said bringing my mind back. It was then that I realized that I was even with a cab.
*“Ah! My oga sorry o, no vex”* I apologized collecting the phone from him. It was *Cindy* calling. I picked leaning on the car.
*“If you don’t leave my hostel now, I will call the security for you”* she said giggling from her end of the phone.
*“Provided I will still see you when they arrive, no problem”* I said.
*“Mr lover boy, na so I don shark your head reach”* she said laughing.
*“Are you just realizing that”* I threw back at her.
*“Oya e don do. Start going and lemme know when you get home”* she said.
*“Sure”* I replied before the call ended.
I went around and hopped into the front seat of the cab. I apologized to the driver for keeping him waiting but he replied *“not to worry”* as he also enjoyed the show.
As he eased the car into motion, I brought out the note and the money. *I gave the money to the driver and folded the note back into my pocket.* He was all smiles when I gave the money and he kept showering me with praises. When we got to gate, I alighted and collected his number promising to call him anytime I need a cab service.
*To be continued... S1E2*
Story by *Guruboi.* Campus Dilemma |
Family / Re: Feminism Is An Abbreviation Of Female Stupidity - Nigerian Lady by Guruboi(m): 1:50pm On Mar 25, 2019 |
HajimeSaito: Wow. Someone just woke up and began spitting out randomly generated stupidity from her under-developed and over-worked mental resources.
Spoken like a true, idiotic mooslim who has been brain washed into accepting inferiority.
If women are not equal to men, then if you are a female university graduate who is under employment, you don't deserve to earn the same salary as a male university student with similar qualifications.
This idiot is using the biological differences between men and women as an excuse to deny the fact that in the eyes of God and in the eyes of the law, men and women are generally treated the same way.
What a dimwit. Must you insult to prove your points? Why dont you use common sense that is common. It's obvious you have hatred for her choice of religion. And that has blinded you to see the real msg. It's so pathetic to see this coming from a male. #Smh 4 Likes |
Sports / Re: ‘I Am Proud Real Madrid Fans Want Me’- Jose Mourinho by Guruboi(m): 10:14pm On Mar 06, 2019 |
Guys, dont be surprised this man might just rise Madrid to the highest level and finally hit them on the floor like he did to other clubs. Nothing God cannot use people to do. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: INEC Adhoc Staff Have You Been Paid For The Presidential Election? by Guruboi(m): 9:22am On Mar 05, 2019 |
This is " I pledge to Nigeria, My country To be faithful, loyal and honest And to serve my nation with all my strength" So help the unpaid ones, God! |
Celebrities / Re: Actress, funlola Aofiyebi-raimi Celebrates Her Birthday With Action-filled Photo by Guruboi(m): 7:01am On Nov 25, 2018 |
She looks beautifully Uglyyyyyy 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade Wows In Red Dress To The AFRIMA 2018 Award In Ghana (Pics) by Guruboi(m): 6:44am On Nov 25, 2018 |
Red devil |
Agriculture / Re: ‘why Israelis Are Training 1,000 Cross River Farmers’ by Guruboi(m): 8:08am On Oct 30, 2018 |
Lai Muhammed will send missille to that coutry very soon 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Business / Re: Attributes Of Successful Business Owners by Guruboi(m): 11:19am On Jul 16, 2018 |
Nice points there. But the major problem is the capital to start with. |
Travel / Re: Traffic Diversion As President Emmanuel Macron Visits Afrika Shrine, Lagos by Guruboi(m): 9:42pm On Jul 01, 2018 |
We await you sire. 3 Likes |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Regarding The Case When The Day Of Eid Falls On Friday by Guruboi(m): 3:47pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
Nice one guys... |
Career / Re: 6 Business & Career Growth Secrets I Learnt From Jonah & The Fish by Guruboi(m): 4:03am On Jun 05, 2018 |
The second and last lessons are almost dipicting same message. But nice one tho! |
Business / Re: 3 Online Business That Can Boost Your Monthly Income by Guruboi(m): 11:00pm On May 18, 2018 |
Hmmmm... A typical nigerian man will never disclose anything for free. They will still find ways to collect from you and show you half of it. Very stingy fellows.. If you see any topic with " how to make money " written by a Nigerian, dont click! Because, you will not only waste your time but your life also. 14 Likes |
Health / Re: Women In Borno Use Sand, Ashes In Place Of Sanitary Pad - Hajiya Aisha Wakil by Guruboi(m): 5:09pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
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Celebrities / Re: Empress Njamah, Rachel Bakam, Beauty Queens Kick Against Rape With Novelty Match by Guruboi(m): 9:37pm On Mar 18, 2018 |
Is this how to kick against rape? 1 Like |
Business / Re: Jamil Abubakar: Meet Fatima Dangote's Pilot Husband-to-be (photos) by Guruboi(m): 5:11pm On Mar 11, 2018 |
MonicaOge: It is not your fault to be born poor, but your fault if you die poor. Brace yourself and work to give your children the lifestyle you wished but couldnt have, growing up |
Business / Re: Jamil Abubakar: Meet Fatima Dangote's Pilot Husband-to-be (photos) by Guruboi(m): 12:58pm On Mar 11, 2018 |
The rich always go for the rich. The poor ones are in trouble 9 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: Edo Man Uses Juju To Search For N2K His Wife Stole From His Pocket.(Screenshots) by Guruboi(m): 8:59pm On Feb 25, 2018 |
MhizAJ: Disadvantages of marrying a stingy man Rubbish Ordinary 2k and he's using juju on someone's daughter
Fear Edo men...they are so stingy Pls dont generalize it.. We are not stingy |
Religion / Re: Why Daddy Freeze's Mockery Of The MFM Pastor Who Died In Church Is Wrong by Guruboi(m): 8:46pm On Feb 25, 2018 |
begwong: Wondered why he dare to mock the Muslim. I guess a fatwa (instant death ) would be declared on him while Christianity doesn't act as such. End time OAP � Why involving Muslims into this now. Na so una tey dey find trouble, dirty pig. |
Celebrities / Re: Timaya Holds The Bum Of A Female Statue (Photo) by Guruboi(m): 6:02pm On Feb 11, 2018 |
Senseless human being |
Religion / Re: Pastor Oritsejafor's Private Jet Has Broken Down (Photos) by Guruboi(m): 7:42am On Feb 06, 2018 |
datola: What image is on the pastor's chain I think say na only me dey see am ooo. Demonic image, i guess. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: South African Woman Caught Cooking And Eating A Child (Graphic Photos) by Guruboi(m): 2:05pm On Feb 04, 2018 |
ZombiePUNISHER:
So South Africa is not in Africa Nigeria is Africa... But South Africa is not #jesting |
Celebrities / Re: Barbara, Timaya's Baby Mama And Their Daughters Step Out In Style (photos) by Guruboi(m): 12:56pm On Feb 04, 2018 |
Who be that may stand like Imbecide so 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shares New Photos With His Team As They Storm Haiti by Guruboi(m): 12:43pm On Feb 04, 2018 |
You only have them around you when the cash is there... Use another one for ritual this year. You hear? |
Religion / Re: "Faith Without Works Is Dead" - Olamide Obire by Guruboi(m): 12:07pm On Feb 04, 2018 |
Make una dey use una real names ooo... I think say na the real Olamide.. Mtcheew! |
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Celebrities / Re: Princess Onyejekwe: Meet BBNaija Housemate 2018| Biography & Profile by Guruboi(m): 2:52pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
Yeye dey smell |
Crime / Re: Priest/Lawyer Beats And Bites YABATECH Female Student In Lagos. Photos by Guruboi(m): 10:33pm On Jan 23, 2018 |
A Priest can be anyone okay. Go and re-check your dictionary, sir. |
Education / Re: Admission Success Tips For JAMB Candidates by Guruboi(m): 7:40am On Jan 17, 2018 |
Hmmmm |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Reacts To The Slave Trade In Libya (Photo) by Guruboi(m): 8:49am On Nov 29, 2017 |
Hmmmm |
Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Yobo And Her Daughter Strike A Pose by Guruboi(m): 11:44am On Sep 30, 2017 |
Pikin don turn hangbag |
Education / Re: OAU Law Students Defy Odds To Win On Debut At Indian Competition by Guruboi(m): 9:46pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
That guy long ooo 2 Likes |