Senjuchiha:
President Jonathan is the Best Thing that has Ever
Happened to Nigeria.
1] Goodluck Jonathan signed FOI bill that Obasanjo
refused to sign and you join then in saying that
Goodluck is bad.
2] Goodluck approved N18,000 Minimum wage from
N7,500 Which Obasanjo refused to sign and you say
that Goodluck is bad and NYSC
allowance from N7,500 to nearly approved N39,500.
3] Goodluck dualized federal roads (about 25,000km)
which Obasanjo and past Govts abandoned.
4] The rail system is working now, with little budget But
Obasanjo Sunk billions of dollars without result, other
pasts leader ignored.
5] Goodluck has been conducting free and fair elections
whereas the ones conducted under Obasanjo are
Shameful and national disgrace.
6] Goodluck established 12 new universities, 9 in the
North to improve learning and knowledge and increase
the Jambites admission rate.
7] Goodluck established the Almajiri system for Northern
abandoned street children and those deprived of
education by their own people.
8] Goodluck has been building dams and improving the
country's power from 2500mW to 6,000MW - And
successfully privatized the sector which many analyst
believed is the best way to go.
9] Agriculture have been revamped and for the first time
in Nigerian history, Food prices came down during
Christmas, instead of skyrocketing.
10] 2013 and 2014 was the Christmas in Nigeria, where
Nigerian did not sleep in filling stations for 3 to 4 days
to get Petrol or 100s of people being roasted alive in
attempts to get fuel in petrol stations, wickedly, you
joined them to say that our God given President is not
performing.
11] Airports are wearing world class looks and every
zone have International airport.
12] This administration has employed more people in
their 5years in office than any other in the history of
Nigeria [Via Agric, Energy sector,16 New Car Companies,
12 New Universities, 3,826 primary Health care Centers,
Teaching Hospitals] SURE-P, YOUWIN.
Now do you think that General Muhammadu Buhari will
perform Magic, which he could not do when he was in
his 40s, if you vote him?
It is left for You to Answer this Simple.

Hmmmm

onyenro:

http://www.elombah.com/detail.php?world=30054

Do you know how much that asshole called jonathan is stealing every hours in a day. And you people wasted your miserable hours of ur lives to write this trash. Your write up cannot do/change anything in the nation. So, stop wasting ur meaningless hours of ur life to write rubbish. Go look for work.. Fools!!

Sanchez01:



Source: http://www.punchng.com/news/bharam-calls-for-election-boycott-jonathan-seeks-us-help/

US warned him nt to postpone election. And he didnt listen. Now see!!


I thought they said them can/will tackle boko-haram within six weeks. Why seeking help from US?


Useless President Ever!!


#march4apcBuhari

Tundellinium:
Iman can be stated as acknowledging God
with full sincerity of heart while accepting all
His attributes and their obvious corollaries

According to the Quran, Iman must be accompanied by righteous deeds and the two
together are necessary for entry into Paradise .

1. Recognise and Repent

As humans we all commit sins no matter how hard
we try to avoid them because were created to be
imperfect. Engaging in evil deeds decreases our
Iman. Actions like lying, cheating and stealing, to
name only a few, take a toll on the human heart
and soul which makes us more susceptible to
being lead astray from the Path of Allah. It is
important for us to reflect upon our deeds and
weed out the ones that are contrary to the
teachings of the Holy Qur’an and Sunnah of
Prophet Muhammad (S). Allah has gifted us with
an innate sense of justice and the ability to reason
and make sound judgements. Our fitrah (natural
disposition) necessitates that we all know when
we are committing a sin. And if we don't know, we
certainly have a bevy of resources to find out from!
• Conditions for the acceptance of repentance
The word tauba which is rendered as repentance in
English, is not a simple term as most people
believe. It is very rich in meaning and implication,
and is not simply a word of mouth after which the
sinner continues in his sins. Says Allah, Glorified be
He: "Seek forgiveness of your Lord and then turn
to Him in repentance." (Hud: 3) . Do you notice
how turning to the Lord in repentance has been
added to the search for His forgiveness?
It is quite in keeping with its importance, therefore,
that repentance should have, as the scholars have
stated, conditions attached to it for its
acceptance.
They are as follows:
• First: Giving up of the sin itself.
• Second: Remorse over what has been
committed.
• Third: A resolve not to repeat it, and, Fourth:
Compensating those who have been wronged or
obtaining their forgiveness.
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2 . Perform Salah Regularly

Completing the five daily prayers, on time and
according to the Sunnah, is an excellent way to
increase our Iman. Not only are we performing an
obligatory deed when praying, but by doing so we
have a standing audience with the Creator of this
world where we can ask for help and mercy. The
effect of the salah on the human soul is cooling as
Muhammad (S) once said that it cooled his eyes.
The salah connects us with our Creator and, along
with obedience to Allah, helps us to enjoin what is
good and forbid what is evil.
Allah Almighty says in the Holy Qur’an:
"The believers are only those who, when Allah is
mentioned, feel a fear in their hearts and when His
Verses -this Qur’an- are recited unto them, they
(i.e. the Verses) increase their Faith; and they put
their trust in their Lord (Alone); Who perform salah
and spend out of that We have provided them. It is
they who are the believers in truth. For them are
grades of dignity with their Lord, and Forgiveness
and a generous provision (Paradise)” ( Al-Anfal:
2-4).
Narrated Jabir ibn Abdullah (RAA) Rasulullah
(SAW) said: The similitude of five prayers is like an
overflowing river passing by the gate of one of you
in which he washes five times daily. Hasan said:
No filthiness can remain on him. (Sahih Muslim
Book 4, Hadith # 1411)
Narrated Abu Hurairah (RAA) Rasualullah (SAW)
said, "Martyrs are those who die because of
drowning, plague, an abdominal disease, or of
being buried alive by a falling building." And then
he added, "If the people knew the Reward for the
Zuhr prayer in its early time, they would race for it.
If they knew the reward for the 'Isha' and the Fajr
prayers in congregation, they would join them even
if they had to crawl. If they knew the reward for
the first row, they would draw lots for it." (Sahih
Al-Bukhari Volume 1, Book 11, Hadith # 688)
For the people who don’t pray:
Informing us about the inhabitants of Hell, Allaah
(SWT) says "(The people in Hell will be
asked What has caused you to enter Hell? They
will say: "We were not of those who used to offer
their Salât (prayers). Nor did we feed the poor. And
we used to talk falsehood (all that which Allaah
hated) with vain-talkers. And we used to belie thc
Day of Recompense. Until there came to us that
which is certain (i.e., death). So no Intercession of
intercessors will benefit them. (Sura Al-
Muddaththir, ayah 42-48)
Rasulullah (SAW) said "The covenant between us
and them is prayer, so if anyone abandons it he
has become a disbeliever." (Agreed upon by
Ahmad, Tirmidhee and Nasaa'ee to be authentic)
In an other Hadith of Rasulullah (SAW) said "What
lies between a man and disbelief is the
abandonment of prayer."( Agreed upon by Muslim,
Abu Dawood and Nasaa'ee as sahih authentic)
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3 . Qur’anic Recitations

Medical studies have shown that simply listening
to a recitation of the Holy Qur’an has a
physiological effect on our bodies. Research has
also proven that the Qur’an has healing qualities
on the body, mind and spirit. What better way to
increase our Iman than to listen to the recitation of
the Holy Qur’an on an audio device! Listen to the
melodious rhythm of the Qur’an and while doing so
try to reflect upon the meanings of what you are
listening to.We should always strive to read as
much of the Qur’an as possible as reading the
word of allah especially with the meanings will
significantly increase our imaan and elevate us in
this world and the next!
Hazrat Abdullah bin Masud radhiyallahu anhu
narrates that The Messenger of Allah sallallahu
alaihi wasallam said: "Whoever reads one letter of
the Quran receives the reward of one good deed.
And one good deed is multiplied ten times.
Hazrat Abu Huraira radhiyallahu anhu reports that
Rasoolullah sallallahu alaihi wasallam
said: "Whoever listens to one verse of the Book of
Allah, a good deed that multiplies continuously is
recorded. And one who reads a verse of the Quran,
that verse will be a Noor for him on the Day of
Judgement."
Hazrat Anas radhiyallahu anhu reports that
Rasoolullah sallallahu alaihi wasallam
said:"Whoever reads the Quran, Allah grants that
person ten good deeds for every letter. And for one
who hears the Quran being recited, Allah grants a
good deed for every letter, and such a person will
be resurrected among those who will recite and
ascend the stages of Jannat." Hazrat Ibni Abbas
radhiyallahu anhu narrates that Rasoolullah
sallallahu alaihi wasallam said: "He who listens to
one letter of the Quran, ten good deeds are
recorded for him, ten sins are forgiven, and his
status is elevated by ten stages."
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4 . Engage in Dhikr

"…Verily, in the remembrance of Allah do hearts find
rest." (13:28)
Remembrance of Allah indeed is the greatest
virtue.( 29:46).
O ye who believe let not your wealth and your
children divert you from the remembrance of
Allah . (63:10)
O ye who believe, remember Allah much. And
glorify Him morning and evening ( 33:42-43)
When the signs of the Gracious Allah are recited
unto them, they fall down, prostrating themselves
before Allah weeping. (19:59)
According to these verses the attitude of those
who truly remember Allah is the following:
1. Their hearts are filled with the fear of Allah
because they are reminded of the status and the
Glory of their God.
2. Their skins creep, i.e., the hair on their bodies
rise due to their state of fear.
3. Their bodies are softened, their hearts become
tender.
4. They prostrate, i.e., they start worshiping Allah .
5. They cry or weep.
Remembering Allah much through acts of dhikr
brings much peace and tranquility to the heart. It
also gives us a sense of taqwa(fear of allah), a
consciousness that makes us realise that Allah
Almighty is ever near and that we should always
strive to please Him.
Some beneficial dhikr include:
Subhan'Allah- 'Praise be to Allah'
Al-Hamdullilah- 'Thanks be to Allah'
Allahu Akbar – 'Allah is the Greatest.'
La ila ha illallah - There is no worthy of worship
except allah
Abu haraira(ra) Narrates: Prophet(saw)
said: whoever says: Subhanallahi Wa Bihamdihi –
(I deem Allah free of any resemblances to anything
whatever in any repeat, and I glorify his praises)
one hundred times a day will have his sins forgiven
even though they may be as much as the foam of
the sea – (Bukhari,b73:c19)
Read much of this zikr:
Subhaan-Allahi walhamdu-lillaahi, wa laa ilaa-ha
illa-la ill-lal-lahu wallahu Akbar, walaa haula wala
quoow-wata illa billa hil-Aliyyil-azeem.
"Glory is for Allaah and all Praise is due to Allah.
There is none worthy of worship except Allaah.
Allaah is the greatest. There is no power and no
strength except with Allaah the Most High, the
Great."
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5 . Voluntary Fasting

Fasting can be thought of as a prescription for us,
which cures the maladies of the human soul. There
are innumerable benefits to fasting nawafil fasts.
Fasting helps us be thankful to Allah for His
Bounty, control unlawful desires, have compassion
for the less fortunate and it weakens the effects of
waswas, the insinuating whispers from the
Shaytan.
Here is an explanation of the spiritual meaning of
the Islamic Fasting:
1. It teaches man the principle of sincere Love:
because when he observes Fasting he does it out
of deep love for God. And the man who loves God
truly is a man who really knows what love is.
2. It equips man with a creative sense of hope and
an optimistic outlook on life; because when he
fasts he is hoping to please God and is seeking His
Grace.
3. It imbues in man the genuine virtue of effective
devotion, honest dedication and closeness to God;
because when he fasts he does so for God and for
His sake alone.
4. It cultivates in man a vigilant and sound
conscience; because the fasting person keeps his
fast in secret as well as in public. In fasting,
especially, there is no mundane authority to check
man's behavior or compel him to observe fasting.
He keeps it to please God and satisfy his own
conscience by being faithful in secret and in public.
There is no better way to cultivate a sound
conscience in man.
5. It indoctrinates man in patience and
selflessness, as through fasting, he feels the pains
of deprivation but he endures them patiently.
6. It is an effective lesson in applied moderation
and willpower.
7. Fasting also provides man with a transparent
soul, a clear mind and a light body.
8. It shows man a new way of wise savings and
sound budgeting.
9. It enables man to master the art of Mature
Adaptability. We can easily understand the point
once we realize that fasting makes man change
the entire course of his daily life.
10. It grounds man in discipline and healthy
survival.
11. It originates in man the real spirit of social
belonging, unity and brotherhood, of equality before
God as well as before the law.
12. It is a Godly prescription for self-reassurance
and self-control.

Nice write up my muslim brother. May Allah enhance your knowledge. Inshallah!

udyheart01:
I still find it surprising that Buhari's wife could donate N137 million to internally displaced persons (IDP) in Adamawa, an action she has never done before.

I have spent over N3000 recharge cards calling people in Katsina State if she has ever donated
common mats to a mosque, but the answer remains No.

She has never given any financial help publicly that I know of, but all from the moon, she brings
out this evil donation. How did she get this money when her husband, Muhammadu Buhari
borrowed N27 million just to pick the APC presidential form?

This Greek gift is totally unacceptable, condemnable and not to be tolerated in our democracy. We should not encourage emergency donors who bring money during elections just to deceive the populace. She has her home state, where she could have made donations to, but she didn't, and went to faraway Adamawa to give.

This is hypocrisy taken too far, a faux and a big media goof. Whoever advised her in Buhari's
media team have only succeeded in taking away some integrity and current shine that Buhari
enjoys and I hope my friends in the media committee takes note. We cannot condemn the PDP, while APC scream hypocritical change to us. What manner of change is this? Charity begins at home and it must begin long before now.

Madam, your gift is not accepted even in heaven.

You wasted your miserable time to write this trash you called observation. You didnt even smell/sight the cash, and you are saying "we dnt need the donation". Who knows your existence in the nation. Shut the trap you called mouuth.. Mtcheew!

dadexcel:
. I am actually worried that the moderators of this forum are getting overtly partisan! For goodness sakes, how did a topic like this get to the front page? What is the meaning of "at last president jonathan reveals what he will do if he looses"? What else is he supposed to do if he looses than installing a new government? Critical informative and expository topics are relegated to the background and empty topics like this one finds a space in the front page, what is nairaland turning into!

I think they paid the idiots.

mployer:

Even if he looses, Buhari won't win. Don't ask me how.

You will be the one to sit there bah. Rubbish!

You go first sit down there if you loss.. Mtcheew!

OyinboPrincess:
@KELVINXY - I don follow back Mr Man chaaiiiii - pepperoni no dey for my face joooooooor LOOOOOL - na viral mata dey for ur hand so ooo! Omo Chineke Baba dey ooo!!

ps - @ just made ur day

Oboi! Na oyibo say pigin pass me lyk this(me confirm wefi boi).. There's God ooo!

MzNelly:
Lol, I'm doing this because Onozboy dared me to

Leggo

1. Attempted to twerk.

2. Measured his Johnson.

3. Pick upon a pair of boxers off the floor, smelled them and wear them regardless of what they smelt like.

4. Written his name with his urine while pissing.

5. Combed his chest hair.

6. Free styled and truly believed they were born rappers.

7. Hold the Johnson upwards while peeing and pretend it's a fountain.

8. Self-Serviced

9. Scratched their balls.

10. Open their legs as wide as possible when their balls get stuck to their thighs, so it unsticks. Best feeling ever.

Nawa for you ooo! Dnt tell me that you are montoring your brother to gain such an experience.

9jagistonline:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/end-buharis-presidential-candidacy/

You are just saying rubbish. Why cant you people disqualify him yourselves. Warrant nonsense!

iceberylin:
How can i make her a queen
My papa no be king

Hahahahahhah! Your comment just made my Day.

paxonel:

it is not a sin in the Bible
it is not a sin anywhere.
so don't feel guilty

Thanks for your reply.

banjicom:
No!
It is a form of enjoyment and enjoyment is not a Sin.
Carry on bro! God will continue 2 bless u 2 buy more vaseline & baby jelly.

You really funny bro.

Good Morning Everybody!


I want to ask if masturbation is really a sin in islam/christianity. Thanks in advance!

dami24:
Hahaha... Why won't they dribble you. When it is umbrella you could come up with as logo

You damn funny nigga.. Hahahha!