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Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo And Wife Arrive Benin City In Their Private Jet (Photos) by Guruscrew: 11:10am On Nov 13, 2015
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EducationUche Jumbo Becomes NOUN Ambassador by Guruscrew(op): 7:05pm On Nov 12, 2015
CelebritiesRe: Phyno Storms Lagos Island, Pulls Massive Crowd (photos) by Guruscrew(op): 12:07pm On Nov 12, 2015
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CelebritiesPhyno Storms Lagos Island, Pulls Massive Crowd (photos) by Guruscrew(op):
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Nigerian rapper Phyno was at Lagos Island yesterday to shoot a video scene for his new song, and his presence pulled quite a crowd. Traders and marketers gathered in their numbers just to catch a glimpse of the 'Alobam' hitmaker. Even policemen were not left out. See more photos after the cut.

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http://campustrend.ng/2015/11/phyno-storms-lagos-island-pulls-massive
EducationTasued Management Pays Chief Olusegun Obasanjo A Visit(photos) by Guruscrew(op): 8:29am On Nov 11, 2015
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The Management of the University and some members of the Governing Council recently paid a courtesy visit on Chief Olusegun Obasanjo at his Hilltop Estate in Abeokuta.
The visit which was led by the Vice Chancellor, Prof. Oluyemisi Obilade, was to appreciate Chief Obasanjo for his unalloyed support to the University over the years as well as his contribution to the development of education in the country.
Chief Obasanjo, who will be conferred with a Honorary Doctorate Degree of TASUED during its forthcoming 10 Anniversary and Convocation Ceremonies, said he was impressed for his recognition for the Honorary Degree because TASUED has a long history of existence going by the man in whose name the University was tagged. “If I can take honorary degree from Moscow and Beijing, then I can’t resist that of TASUED” he added.
Chief Obasanjo further stated that having a University of Education shows how serious we are in this country with the promise that he will continue to be a pillar of support to TASUED ” but when I come to your University, I will walk around and see how far you have gone” he enthused.
He further stated that he accepted the Award because he believed in the cause of TASUED being a front line spe‎cialised University of Education in the country.
In her remarks, the Vice C‎hancellor, Prof. Oluyemisi Obilade said the University Community was happy that Chief Obasanjo unanimously accepted the award. “We are indeed grateful for your support so far and we shall eagerly be waiting for you in our University” she added.
Other dignitaries present at the visit include some members of the Governing Council of the University: Chief Derin; Comrade Tunde Oladunjoye and Dr. Mulikat Salam. Others include the Deputy Vice Chancellor, Prof.Abayomi Arigbabu; the Bursar, Mr.Ifeolwa Odusanya and Director of Protocol, Mr. Gbenga Omilola.

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CrimeRe: Two Women Wanted For 'by Force' Twerking by Guruscrew(op): 5:44pm On Nov 10, 2015
The poster above me is an otapiapia addict sad
CrimeTwo Women Wanted For 'by Force' Twerking by Guruscrew(op):
Hehehe grin According to Lailasblog

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Police are hunting two women for sexual abuse after they were caught on camera forcibly twerking against an unsuspecting man in a shop.

CCTV footage from inside the convenience store in Washington DC shows the scantily clad women harassing the man as he attempts to pay for goods.



One woman, dressed in a skintight black and white patterned minidress and heels, is seen backing up and trying to grind against the man's groin area as he talks on his mobile phone while holding money.


The man moves away from the first woman before the second woman, dressed in an equally skimpy pink outfit, tries to touch him repeatedly while attempting to grab his phone and cash.

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The video also shows her putting her arm around the man's waist and trying to kiss him before he squirms away, the Daily News reported. The man did not appear to know either of the women or want any part of the attention.

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faces of the by force twerkers grin

Police are now hunting the two women, who face charges of third degree sexual abuse following the incident at the New York Avenue store at around 4pm on October 7. Third degree sexual abuse includes inappropriate touching and "involves actual force, threats putting the person in fear of death, bodily injury or kidnapping," according to DC statute, the Daily News reported.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/two-women-wanted-for-by-force-twerking.html?m=1
CrimeMan Disguised As A Female Maid Busted (Photos) by Guruscrew(op): 2:25pm On Nov 10, 2015
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This photo of a man disguised as a woman in a household of young girls has gone viral ever since it was posted on social media. According to the viral Facebook post, the man was employed as a maid by a Ugandan family in Soroti Municipal, Uganda. The young man man pretended to be a woman while rocking his braids, padded breasts, wearing female clothes and female undies was put in the midst of girls to take care of them. The facebook user posted it as a warning to those who employed unknown people as domestic staff.
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http://campustrend.ng/2015/11/man-disguised-as-female-maid-busted
CelebritiesToyin Aimakhu's Response To A Fan Who Begged For Her Dress by Guruscrew(op): 7:26pm On Nov 09, 2015
She posted this pic on Instagram and a fan begged her for the dress,she gave the fan a very funny reply....#Epic response for those people who troll celebs begging for stuff..lol
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http://gist212.com/2015/11/see-what-toyin-aimakhu-did-to-a-fan-who-begged-for-her-dresd/
CelebritiesNip Slip In Davido's "The Money" Ft Olamide (photo) by Guruscrew(op): 4:14pm On Nov 09, 2015
What The...? shocked Devil is a lier grin I wont zoom in tongue grin

I know some people will not see anything grin If you wanna see more.. Go watch the video, make e no be say na me lalasticlala go use as scape goat grin

PoliticsUNN Students Battle School Management Over Laptop Fee by Guruscrew(op): 1:18am On Nov 09, 2015
Students of the University of Nigeria, Nsukka, Enugu State, are currently in battle with the authorities of their school over what they termed the compulsory laptop fee allegedly imposed on new students by the management of the school.

The students said the fee was high and that it would deny many of the freshmen the opportunity of studying in the varsity.

It was learnt that the institution collected N25, 000 as acceptance fee and N60, 000 as school fees from the new intakes, while N10, 000 and N11, 000 were respectively demanded for accommodation in the male and female hostels.

With the addition of N70, 000 as laptop fee, the students are mandated to pay between a total of N165, 000 and N171, 000.

Both new and old students of the varsity have taken their anger to the social media, accusing the school management of insensitivity. They also accused the Students Union Government of complicity in the matter because they alleged the SUG had refused to speak in defence of the students.

A female student, Chinwe, said on her Facebook wall that her family could not afford the fee.

She wrote, “I am so confused right now. My family can’t afford that laptop for now, whereas we have Window 7 HP laptop at home. UNN is a federal school, not a state or private university for God’s sake. The school fee is expensive unlike UNILAG, UNIBEN, UNILORIN, OAU and other federal universities in the South West that are very cheap. Yet, UNN is enforcing laptop on students; this is injustice!”

Another student, who identified himself as Ogwu, said the laptop fee should not be made compulsory.

“But come to think of it, what is the relevance of this fake laptop to an agricultural student? So it must not be compulsory,” he said.

A former student of the school, who host a Facebook page, UNN Voice Via Rymzo, wrote an open letter to the management of the institution, asking it to rescind the decision.

Rymzo, in an address to the Vice Chancellor of the school and the SUG, questioned the rationale for the imposed laptop fee.

He said, “These poor freshmen you have asked to pay for laptop before they do their clearance or apply for hostel, if you were a poor man and such a thing was done to you, would you be happy? Did you tell them about this before they chose UNN?

“Why are you denying some people from actualising their dreams in UNN? I want you to know that you are destroying destinies, delaying dreams, frustrating lives and encouraging crime indirectly.”

“To the SUG, UNN added money to the Internet fee you didn’t do anything about it. Light and water supply are not always steady inside the campus, you keep quiet.

“Now the freshmen whom you are supposed to protect and fight for their welfare are confused and passing through emotional trauma because they are helpless and have no one to speak for them over this laptop saga, you still keep quiet.”

But the spokesperson for the SUG, Ilogebe Chidi, in a reaction, which was broadcast to students of the institution, denied complicity in the case.

Chidi said, “The SUG has got a great task on her shoulders. But then, our primary duty is to protect the right of our constituency, and that we are doing. The issue of compulsory laptops for first year students…it’s quite unfortunate that some persons are still insensitive to the current situation of our economy. The SUG dissociates itself from the policy of compulsory purchase of laptops by first year students.

“We are fully aware that the University of Nigeria is the last hope of the common man in the South East with respect to the pursuit of sound and affordable education. We wish to let you know that the SUG isn’t sleeping on this issue as we have devised measures of handling this problem headlong.

“The N70, 000 is too outrageous and the payment by instalments is cut- throat. We fully understand that the school management wants to upgrade the schooling system but it is very unwise to create a bigger problem trying to solve a smaller one.”

He added that the union was planning a meeting with the school management to discuss the matter.

The Public Relations Officer of the school, Okwun Omeaku, when contacted on the telephone, said he was driving and might not be able to react to the story.

“I am driving and will still be on the express for the next two hours and cannot react now,” he said.
http://campustrend.ng/2015/11/unn-students-currently-in-battle-with-school-management-over-laptop-fee/
EducationAmbode Appoints Prof. Njokanma As LASU Acting VC by Guruscrew(op): 9:47am On Nov 07, 2015
The Lagos State Government has appointed Prof. Fidelis Njokanma as the acting Vice-Chancellor of the Lagos State University, Ojo.

The Deputy Governor of the state, Dr. Oluranti Adebule, made this known in a letter to the Registrar of the university, Mr. Lewis Akinwunmi.

Njokanma, the Deputy Vice-Chancellor (Academics), takes over from Prof. John Obafunwa, whose tenure ended last October 31.

Njokanma, a professor of Medicine, would act as the helmsman of the institution pending the appointment of a substantive vice-chancellor.

The governing council of the university, led by Prof. Adebayo Ninalowo, a professor of Sociology at the University of Lagos, recommended his appointment.

http://campustrend.ng/2015/11/ambode-appoints-prof-njokanma-as-lasu-acting-vc/

EducationRe: Did You Know These….? (photos) by Guruscrew(op): 11:40pm On Nov 06, 2015

EducationRe: Did You Know These….? (photos) by Guruscrew(op): 11:37pm On Nov 06, 2015
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EducationRe: Did You Know These….? (photos) by Guruscrew(op): 11:36pm On Nov 06, 2015
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EducationDid You Know These….? (photos) by Guruscrew(op): 11:36pm On Nov 06, 2015
If you doubt any of this. Ping Google grin But i know you dont know them tongue

http://campustrend.ng/2015/11/did-you-know-these-photos/

EducationSCAM ALERT!!! A Must Read For Unilag Prospective Students by Guruscrew(op): 10:34pm On Nov 06, 2015
It has come to the notice of the University of Lagos (UNILAG) Management that a text message is being sent to prospective students by unknown persons notifying them that they have been given admission into the University of Lagos.

This is a scam. The message did not emanate from the University of Lagos.

Members of the public are advised to ignore this message as the University of Lagos does not send text messages to admitted candidates, and it does not require anyone to call any number.

The University website is the only authentic source of information on admissions.

Signed: Management

http://campustrend.ng/2015/11/scam-alert-a-must-read-for-unilag-prospective-students/
CrimeStudent Who Stabbed Labour Prefect To Death Arrested By Police by Guruscrew(op): 2:34pm On Nov 06, 2015
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The late Saheed Jimoh

Saka Hammed, the 19-year-old SSS 2 student of Gaskia College, Amukoko, Lagos, who was alleged to have stabbed his school’s Labour Prefect, Saheed Jimoh, to death because he was punished on Wednesday, November 4, has been arrested by the State Police Command after being on the run, reports Vanguard.

Hammed was arrested by the police attached to the Amukoko Division after he had initially escaped from the scene of the fight that saw him stabbing Jimoh on the chest with a knife.

A student who spoke to reporters lamented the presence of cultists among the students.

“There are several cult factions in the school. It is an open secret that many students are involved in cult-related activities and the use of charms.

One of the common charms used by some of the students is called ‘no touch blood’, which is a very poisonous charm that kills instantly when it comes in contact with blood.

Perhaps, in the case of Saheed, his killer could have tried to test the potency of the charm.”

http://campustrend.ng/2015/11/student-who-stabbed-labour-prefect-to-death-arrested-by-police/
Jokes EtcLol.. See The New BVN Excuse! by Guruscrew(op): 3:05pm On Nov 05, 2015
Hehehe,… me sef no do my BVN .. lool. That’ll be my reply. grin

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EducationHistory Maker!!! Nigerian Named First Dean Of Law At American University by Guruscrew(op): 11:59pm On Nov 04, 2015
For the first time in the history of the American University in Nigeria, Yola, Adamawa State, a Nigerian has been named the Dean of the Faculty of Law, lending credence to the fact that there are people in the country who are at the top of their game in every field.

The new Dean of the Law faculty of the school is a South Africa-based legal luminary, Prof. Oladejo Justus Olowu, who is the founding dean of the faculty, according to an official statement released by the institution.

According to the release, Prof. Olowu is described as being very active in the Nigerian law practice before going into university teaching, and worked as Professor of Law and Director of Postgraduate Studies & Research at the North-West University, Mafikeng, South Africa, having joined the NWU in January 2010. He previously worked for Walter Sisulu University and University of Fort Hare, both in South Africa.

“With his impressive background, credentials and experience, all of us at AUN are thrilled to welcome Prof. Olowu as our founding Dean,” AUN’s President, Dr. Margee Ensign, said.

Professor Olowu was called to the Nigerian Bar in 1992. He has two Master of Laws degrees from the Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife, and the University of Pretoria, Pretoria, in conjunction with University of the Western Cape, Cape Town.

His teaching and research interests embrace International Human Rights Law, Public International Law, Comparative Constitutionalism, and Legal Theory and is a widely published in many international peer-reviewed/refereed journals.

http://campustrend.com.ng/2015/11/wow-nigerian-named-first-dean-of-law-at-american-university/

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EducationTaking A Rightful Decision by Guruscrew(op): 4:35pm On Nov 04, 2015
Put a frog in a vessel of water and start heating the water.

As the temperature of the water rises, the frog is able to adjust its body temperature accordingly.

The frog keeps on adjusting with increase in temperature…

Just when the water is about to reach boiling point, the frog is not able to adjust anymore…

At that point the frog decides to jump out…

The frog tries to jump but is unable to do so, because it has lost all its strength in adjusting with the rising water temperature…

Very soon the frog dies.

What killed the frog?

Many of us would say the boiling water…

But the truth is what killed the frog was its own inability to decide when it had to jump out.

We all need to adjust with people and situations, but we need to be sure when we need to adjust and when we need to take the rightful decision. Because no one else might get hurt at the end of the tunnel but you.

There are times when we need to face the situation and take the appropriate action…

If we allow people to exploit us physically, mentally, emotionally or financially, they will continue to do so…

We have to decide when to jump.

Let us jump while we still have the strength.

Share and Inspire someone out there to take the bold step now and today.

http://campustrend.com.ng/2015/11/words-of-inspiration-to-capustrender/
CrimeRe: Final Year Mapoly Student Shot Dead By Suspected Cult Members - Graphic Pic by Guruscrew(op): 11:03pm On Nov 03, 2015
CrimeFinal Year Mapoly Student Shot Dead By Suspected Cult Members - Graphic Pic by Guruscrew(op): 10:31pm On Nov 03, 2015
A final year marketing student of mapoly was gunned down by suspected cult members at Iyana Oluwo today.

The deceased who is nicknamed 'nigga' and real name is unknown as of the time of this report died instantly.

He was said to be signing out after his final papers today when the ill fated incident occured.

According to eye witnesses, he might also belong as eye witnesses claimed he had a yellow handkerchief with him.

See graphic picture after the cut;

http://campustrend.com.ng/2015/11/graphic-photo-final-year-mapoly-student-shot-dead-by-suspected-cult-members-today/

Nairaland GeneralRe: Dear Nairalanders.. See What I Got In My Mail by Guruscrew(op): 6:02pm On Oct 26, 2015
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Nairaland GeneralDear Nairalanders.. See What I Got In My Mail by Guruscrew(op): 1:42pm On Oct 26, 2015
Dear Nairalanders.. See what i got in my mail ooo grin

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Good day,

First of all I want to thank you for considering my proposal. One aspect I will like to talk about is PARTNERSHIP. I strongly believe in the power and spirit of Partnership in business. Partnership, it is all about mutual understanding, mutual efforts /contribution and mutual benefits for all parties involved in the partnership. On this note, I would want us to work as a team in pursuit of this interest with utmost professionalism, transparency, commitment and confidentiality.

The first thing I will do is to get you acquainted with the complete details (a general overview) of this transaction so as to give you a foundation on which to make a concrete decision. I actually got your email contact from a friend of mine who works at the Chambers of Commerce here in the Hong Kong, I went to him with the zeal of locating a possible business partner overseas who will assist me in this project but note that I did not specify the nature of this business to him due to the nature of the business.

I contacted you concerning a deceased customer Ishmael Abdullah Naqshbandi (An Iraqi Crude oil merchant), and an investment he placed under our banks management. Once again I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail. I am contacting on you independently and no one is informed of this communication I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you.

In January 2001, Ishmael Abdullah Naqshbandi came to our bank to engage in business discussions with our private banking division. He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of 18.3 million United States dollars, which he wished to have us turn over (invest) on his behalf. I was the officer assigned to his case because of his high net worth profile; I made numerous suggestions in line with my duties as the de-facto Head, Foreign Operation Dept of the private banking sector, especially given the volume of funds he wished to put into our bank. We met on numerous occasions prior to any investments being placed. I encouraged him to consider various growth funds with prime ratings. The favoured route in my advice to customers is to start by assessing data on 600 traditional stocks and bond managers and 300 managers of alternative investments. Based on my advice, we spun the money around various opportunities and made attractive margins for our first months of operation, the accrued profit and interest stood at this point at 22.5 million United States dollars, this margin was not the full potential of the fund but he desired low risk guaranteed returns on investments.

Upon maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war (U.S and Iraqi war), Twelve years ago (2003). Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. I immediately passed the task of locating him to the internal investigations department of Dah Sing Bank Ltd. Information started to trickle in that Ishmael Abdullah Naqshbandi and his family had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit his home at Basrajra Samarra where his personal oil well was. The bank immediately launched an investigation into possible surviving next of kin to alert about the situation and also to come forward to claim his estate. If you are familiar with private banking affairs, those who patronize our services usually prefer anonymity, but also some levels of detachment from conventional processes.

In his bio-data form, he listed no next of kin. In the field of private banking, opening an account with us means no one will know of its existence. Accounts are rarely held under a name; depositors use numbers and codes to make the accounts anonymous. This bank even gives the choice to depositors of having their mail sent to them or held at the bank itself, ensuring that there are no traces of the account and as I said, rarely do they nominate next of kin. Private banking clients apart from not nominating next of kin also usually in most cases leave wills in our care, in this case; our now deceased client died in-testate. In line with our internal processes for account holders who have passed away, we instituted our own investigations in good faith to determine who should have right to claim the estate. This investigation has for the past months been unfruitful. We have scanned every continent and used our private investigation affiliate companies to get to the root of the problem. It is quite clear now that our dear client died with no known or identifiable family member.

This leaves me as the only person with the full picture of what the prevailing situation is in relation to the portfolio and the late beneficiary of the deposit. According to practice, the Private banking sector will by the end of this year broadcast a request for statement of claim to Dah Sing Bank Ltd, failing to receive viable claims they will most probably revert the deposit to Management of Dah Sing Bank Ltd. This will result in the money entering the Dah Sing accounting system and the portfolio will be out of my hands and out of the private banking division. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration of Twelve {12} years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. This will not happen if I have my way.

What I wish to relate to you will smack off unethical practice but I want you to understand something. It is only an outsider to the banking world who finds the internal politics of the banking world aberrational. The world of private banking especially is fraught with huge rewards for those who sit upon certain chairs and oversee certain portfolios. You should have begun by now to put together the general direction of what I propose. There is US $22,500,000.00 deposit just lying unclaimed. This bank has spent great amounts of money trying to track the deceased's family; they have investigated for several months and have found no identifiable family member. The investigation has come to an end.

My proposal; I am prepared to furnish the necessary details to you as the closest surviving relation. I am also proposing that after successful execution of the business deal and the money in your account, the funds be disbursed in the ratio 40/60; 40% of the funds will go to you for offering yourself as the next of kin and providing a foreign account especially an offshore account for safe transfer of the funds and 60% will be for me. Please let me know in your next correspondence if the above sharing ratio is okay by you because we can fine-tune this based on our interactions incase you have any problem with it. Following the master plan for this deal I am looking at a bank that have transaction understanding with my bank as first point of transfer to put off eyebrows that may be raised or to avoid unnecessary questioning.

I am aware of the consequences of this proposal. Once more, I ask that if you find no interest in this project that you should discard this mail and forget I ever contacted you, I ask that you do not be vindictive and destructive. Do not destroy my career because you do not approve of my proposal. I am not a criminal and what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this may be hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I make this move. Such opportunities only come one's way once in a lifetime. I cannot let this chance pass me by. For once I find myself in total control of my destiny. This chance won't pass me by and please do not let me miss my chance, if you will not work with me let me know and let me move on with my life. I am a family man and this is an opportunity to provide them with new opportunities. I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is from you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. If you give me positive signals, I will give you the relevant modus operandi to initiate this process towards a conclusion.

I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence. I await your response.

Sincerely,
EducationCheck Out Top 5 Grammatical Blunders Committed During Ministerial Screening by Guruscrew(op): 11:00pm On Oct 24, 2015
I thought it was unfair to pillory the grammatical infractions of people who were speaking under pressure since, in any event, in speech, we don’t usually have the deliberateness, forethought, and self-correction that we bring to bear when we write. Nevertheless, when I realized that the senate confirmation hearing enjoyed a massive social media blitz and inspired frenzied online chatter, especially by young people who look up to older people, including politicians, for direction on language use, I thought this is probably a good time to once again call attention to some of these errors I had written about, which some people missed. Plus, many of the errors my readers called my attention to are not simple errors of carelessness; they are errors of ignorance. More importantly, I read many people arguing back and forth over the correctness of some of the expressions I isolate below, with several of them tagging me and requesting my intervention. I couldn’t respond to all of the inquiries I received, so I think it’s appropriate to highlight and discuss some of them.

1. “My names are.” I was told that several senators (or is it ministerial nominees; forgive me because I didn’t watch the whole live or recorded broadcast) introduced themselves by saying “my names are….” Well, as I have written in several articles, that’s illiterate English. The conventional expression is “my name is” irrespective of the number of names of you have. As I wrote before, as recently as three weeks ago, contemporary native English speakers don’t introduce themselves by saying “my names are.” “Name” is a single unit and refers both to one’s first name alone and to one’s first, (middle), and last names combined. So the socially normative and grammatically acceptable way to introduce yourself is to either say “My name is Aliyu” or “My name is Aliyu Magatakarda Wamakko.” The fact of the addition of “Magatakarda” and “Wamakko” to “Aliyu” doesn’t require that you to pluralize “name” to “names” to have “My names are Aliyu Magatakarda Wamakko.” The only occasion under which the phrase “my names are” might be justified is if you have legally changed your names many times in the past, like criminals do, and didn’t take care to also legally invalidate the previous name changes. Let me give an example of what I mean. Maybe when you were born your name was Adamu Musa Ilyasu. When you became a teenager, however, you committed a crime for which you went to jail. When you came out of jail, you wanted to escape from your past, so you changed your name to Oluwale James Emeka. But, as years passed by, you decided to run for office in Sokoto where a name like Oluwale James Emeka is a cultural and elector*l liability, so you again legally changed your name to Aliyu Magatakarda Wamakko. But then things came full circle and you were caught in the web of the elaborate deceit you have woven around your life. During questioning by the police, you might say “my names are Adamu Musa Ilyasu, Oluwale James Emeka, and Aliyu Magatakarda Wamakko,” especially if the name changes were done legally and previous names were not legally invalidated. That’s a very far-fetched scenario. In other words, there will almost never be any need or occasion for anyone to ever correctly say “my names are.”

2. “Comity of states.” In justifying why he built a new government house in Ekiti State, Dr. Kayode Fayemi, who might be Nigeria’s next foreign affairs minister, said, among other things, “We have a duty to be respected and regarded in the comity of states.” “Comity of states” is, of course, extended from the fixed expression “comity of nations,” which is itself routinely misused in Nigerian English. In my April 13, 2014 article titled “12 Popular Misusages in Nigerian English,” I wrote: “Knowing fully well.” Some people called my attention to the use of the expression “knowing fully well,” instead of “know full well,” during the confirmation hearings. Well, I won’t gripe too much about that. As I wrote in an April 7, 2013 article , the standard expression is “full well.” But “full well” is only a surviving linguistic remnant of early Modern English in contemporary English. That means outside of the expression “full well,” “full” can’t be used as an adverb. For instance, it would be wrong to say “he was full loaded.” That should correctly be “he was fully loaded.” Why is this so? Before and during Shakespeare’s time, people used “full” as an intensifying adverb almost the same way we use “really” today. For instance, in Henry VIII, Shakespeare wrote: “Anger is like a full hot horse.” A modern writer would write this sentence as, “Anger is like a really hot horse.” But the sense of “full” as an intensifier in the class of “really” has survived only in a few fixed expressions like “(know) full well,” the Shakespearean phrase “full fathom five,” and in the phrase “full many a…” (such as in the sentence “full many a glorious morning I have seen”). So, in idiomatic English, “full well” is more acceptable than “fully well.” But many people now just say “you know really well” or simply “you know” unless they want to show off their esoteric erudition and mastery of idiomatic English. Obsolete words that are still used in contemporary English because they are frozen in idiomatic expressions are called “fossil words.” So “full well” is a fossil expression.

4. “States who…” In making a case for states to have their own police, former Lagos State governor Babatunde Fashola said, “States who want to run state police….” It is improper grammar to use the relative pronoun “who” for non-human subjects; “which” and “that” are the preferred pronouns when reference is made to non-human entities. So it should be “states that want to…” I would not have bothered with this but for the fact that in Nigerian secondary school English language exams, any student who uses the relative pronoun “who” for a non-human subject will lose points, and we will all turn around and bewail the declining numbers of people who get credit passes in “O” level English.

5. “Ministerail.” The official communication from President Muhammadu Buhari to Senate President Bukola Saraki requesting the confirmation of ministerial nominees misspelled “ministerial” as “ministarail.” Any wonder that the “ministerail” confirmation hearing was an exercise in grammatical murders? I also discovered that many Nigerians on social media misspell ministerial as “ministarial.” What’s up with that?

http://campustrend.ng/check-out-top-5-grammatical-blunders-committed-during-ministerial-screening.topic324
EducationUnijos Embark On Indefinite Strike by Guruscrew(op): 6:56pm On Oct 23, 2015
The teaching staff of the University of Jos (UNIJOS) have embarked on an indefinite strike since yesterday over poor working conditions.

The Chairman of the University’s chapter of the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), Prof F. C. Piwuna, in a statement stated that ASUU’s National Executive Council has given them the go-ahead to embark on the strike.

See a copy of the statement in the photo below .

Source: Campustrend.ng

RomanceRe: I'm 16+, Can I Have A Boyfriend Now? by Guruscrew: 3:17pm On Sep 28, 2015
Diamondqueen:
So I know you'll tell me school first and face your books. Yes, I know all that. I'll be 17 in two months. I'm intelligent and i do very well in school. Most of you guys have passed through my stage and I hope you understand that this is the stage where you start having feelings for the opposite sex. So I hope this doesn't sound like I'm a bad girl or something like that. I don't want you to say things like "what is this generation turning into?" because I'm very sure it happened in the previous generation and there are evidences such as the single mums that i see that got pregnant then. Long story short, there is a boy i like and he likes me too and he just asked me out. I made it very clear to him that we are not going to get intimate and he is very okay with it. I know you'll say it can happen by accident but i know that the only place we can get intimate is at a lonely place so all I'll have to do is to avoid it. The thing now is that do you think getting into a relationship at 16 is quite okay. Mind you, I'll soon be 17.
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