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PoliticsSee Buhari And His Entourage At His Farm This Morning (photos) by Guruscrew(op): 1:04pm On May 21, 2015
President-elect Buhari, visited his farm in Daura,
this morning, accompanied by Governor of Ogun
state Ibikunle Amosun and Abbah Kyari.
See more photos after the cut:

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PoliticsNigerian Police Unveils 259 Customized Patrol Vehicles (see Photos) by Guruscrew(op): 9:04am On May 20, 2015
CelebritiesFans Turn Davido Down On Instagram For Asking Them A Favour (funny Replies) by Guruscrew(op): 9:49pm On May 19, 2015
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Davido posted the above screenshot of a
lady he so-called his cousin and kindly
asked his fans to follow her.

Many were not ready to follow and they
wouldn’t hold their peace.

See there replies below:

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PoliticsLagos Politician Attempts Human Ritual (photos, Evidence Included) by Guruscrew(op): 2:51pm On May 19, 2015
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The desperation of some Nigerians in seeking
political power, fame and money at all cost is
becoming appalling and worrisome.

I just stumbled on this on the social media on one Mr. Henri Obiazi’s facebook page where he alleged that this woman identified as Hon. Munirat Adedoyin, a former Vice Chairman of Ikorodu Local Government in Lagos, who is also said vying for the Chairmanship position of the same Local Government was allegedly
caught recently in the act of attempting to use a child for ritual as depicted in the picture below:
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According to the post by Mr. Henry Obiazi,
“Mrs.Munirat Adedoyin. She is the former
Deputy
Chairman of Ikorodu local Government
Area. She
is about to contest for the position of the
Chairman of the local government. She
was
caught in the act by some good
‘samaritans’ and
the information and the photographs were
passed to security agencies.”
Obiazi further commented on the post;
“Efforts
made so far to apprehend this extremely
wicked
woman are being frustrated by a High
court
judge in Ikorodu who granted an exparte
order
restraining the police from arresting the
woman
pending the determination of the motion on
notice
for the enforcement of her fundamental
rights.”
“The woman have abandoned her house
and
only her lawyer knows her whereabouts.
Those
pix. must have been taken secretly. I am
also as
curious as anybody else.”
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“She has not been charged. In the process
of
trying to arrest her, she filed an application
for
the enforcement of her fundamental
rights.”
“However, the police filed its response and
annexed some exhibits including the
photographs. The application was filed last
year
October, and in March this year rather
than the
court taking the main motion, it took the
ex-parte
motion and granted all the reliefs prayed.
The
exparte order expires after 14 days
according to
high court civil procedure rules.”
“Efforts are still in progress to arrest this
wicked
and crooked woman. She is trying to
concealed
her dagger beneath the rope of the jurist
and
benefit from her wrongs.”Mr. Obiazi
commented
See court experte order obtained by Mrs.
Munirat
Addoyin to evade arrest

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CelebritiesCheckout Alibaba's Comment On Comrade Oshiomole's Kiss With Lara by Guruscrew(op): 1:39pm On May 17, 2015
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lol.. ali baba killed me!


cc : lalasticlala
CelebritiesSee Nigerians Go On Hot Debates Over Buhari And Iara Oshiomole’s Handshake by Guruscrew(op): 1:22pm On May 17, 2015
CrimePhotos: Kidnapper Nabbed In VGC, Beaten to Pulp By Mob by Guruscrew(op):
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This man badly beaten was arrested in VGC this
evening. According to the story sent exclusively to
LIB, a driver connived with three men to kidnap his
boss, the owner of Victoria Water Services from
the airport but fortunately traffic foiled their plans.

The lady they almost kidnapped narrated how she
had called her driver to pick her from the airport,
and she was surprised when some men entered
from the back when the doors were supposed to
be locked. Continue to read the story and see more
photos of the man caught after the cut...
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As they were driving towards Aja, they found
themselves in traffic and as the driver tried to
reverse, it hit another car and that was when the
woman opened the door and jumped from the
vehicle and started screaming that they were
trying to kidnap her.
People chased the car and managed to pull one of
the criminals from the car... and of course they
beat him up (the one pictured) and handed him to
the police at VGC. Other criminals are presently at
large..

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CelebritiesRe: CONGRATS! Dr Sid And Simi Welcome New Baby Girl by Guruscrew(op): 8:11am On May 16, 2015
Utchgirl:
Congrats 2 d newest parents !

May d new born baby bring UNLIMITED FAVOUR N PROGRESS 2 d family in Jesus name, Amen.

Also may d God of Hebrew women remember every woman looking 4 d fruit of womb in Jesus name, Amen.



BTW : Dr Sid,u did nt make ur wife a babymama b4 u married her.Luv u 4 dt.
smiley
CelebritiesRe: CONGRATS! Dr Sid And Simi Welcome New Baby Girl by Guruscrew(op): 3:11am On May 16, 2015
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CelebritiesCONGRATS! Dr Sid And Simi Welcome New Baby Girl by Guruscrew(op): 1:50am On May 16, 2015
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Dr sid broke the Good News on instagram
some hours ago and a lot of celebs and
fans have been congratulating him.

He share this picture on instagram with
caption:
” My little girl is absolutely amazing
#ThankYouLord #Thankful #Blessed
#ThankYouSimi
#ThankYouAllforyourPrayers
#AndThenTheyWere3 “

Simi delivered the new baby at Cedars-
Sinai Medical Center
CelebritiesPhoto: Buhari's Wife In A Chopper With Oando's Wale Tinubu by Guruscrew(op): 6:09pm On May 15, 2015
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Wale Tinubu, the Group Chief Executive Officer of
Oando PLC shared a chopper with Buhari's wife,
Mrs Aisha Buhari. He posted the photo on his
twitter account.
CelebritiesWhat Is Wrong With This Photo? by Guruscrew(op): 1:20pm On May 15, 2015
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President of Benin Republic Boni Yayi and Gen
Buhari during President Yayi's visit to Gen Buhari in
Abuja yesterday May 14th. The body language
though...from Buhari! smiley
CelebritiesSee Major Throwback Photo Of Billionaire Aliko Dangote Before All The Money by Guruscrew(op):
CrimeDEATH SENTENCE !!! Another Nigerian Arrested With Hard Drugs In Thailand. by Guruscrew(op): 1:57pm On May 14, 2015
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It appears death sentence is not enough as
punishment for drug dealers in Thailand as another
Nigerian citizen Onyejiekwe Morgan Chinemerem,
29, was arrested by the Metropolitan Police in his
rented room in Bangkok for masterminding the
sale of crystal methamphetamine and cocaine.

The charges levelled against him include the
possession of crystal methamphetamine (31.47g)
and cocaine (889.63g) with the intention to sell.
The police got tips that Nigerian men living on the
9th floor of Building 17 of the HR Residence have
been involved in the sale of hard drugs.They do
this by hiring a Thai man, who was identified only
as ‘M’ as their courier/delivery boy. Thus, the
police set up a sting operation that involved police
informant getting across to M asking him to
purchase the crystal meth and cocaine from
him.M then told the Nigerian men that a customer
would like to buy 30g of crystal meth and 200g of
cocaine for about $14k (almost N3m). M led the
detectives to the room of the Nigerian men to buy
the drugs and it was there the police found two
Nigerians in the room. Once the police identified
them, two Nigerians ran out of the room, one fled
the scene.

Chinemerem was arrested at the stairway and
later confessed that he and his friend were
responsible for smuggling the drugs to sell mainly
using post parcels.
CrimePhotos: Decomposing Body Spotted At CMS For Days Now by Guruscrew(op): 2:41pm On May 13, 2015
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A corpse has been lying in a bush along CMS,
Lagos Island opposite UBA Park Marina since last
week. Can the authorities go there and remove it,
please? See the (graphic) photos after the cut...
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PoliticsSHOCKED! See Who Is Standing Next To President Jonathan (photos) by Guruscrew(op): 9:22am On May 13, 2015
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And in the two photos made available to
us,
former Nigerian President, Olusegun
Obasanjo
was the one standing next to President
Jonathan
as they posed to take photographs after
holding a
meeting of the Council of State, which held
yesterday inside the Presidential Villa.
Obasanjo
has before now been avoiding such
meetings but
strolled in at around 12:15pm to attend the
meeting
that started at 11:00am yesterday. See
another
photo below…
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CelebritiesSomeone Stole Chidi Mokeme's Range Rover Instagram Post...gets Caught! by Guruscrew(op): 12:20am On May 12, 2015
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Yesterday, Chidi Mokeme posted this photo (left) of
the Range Rover SUV he bought his wife as a
Mother's Day gift. Hours later someone jacked the
same photo, posted it on his own instagram page,
claiming it's the car he bought his own mum for
Mother's Day lol. Unfortunately he got caught by
US entertainment news handle @BallerAlert, who
placed the photos side by side and called him out!
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Literature[story]my Encounter With Blessing Part 1 by Guruscrew(op): 12:14pm On May 10, 2015
[STORY]My Encounter With Blessing

As written by: Apariola ayoola M.
A.k.a @Saint_haywhy
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I met her on her way home from school, she was putting on a short mini skirt on a yellow slim fitted shirt, she was not walking too fast neither too slow which made her round shaped as*s to romantically swing from left to right so I decided to walk her up and keep her company.
I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce my self. My name is ayoola,a student of s.l.t ND1 may I know your name?. ***smiled*** I'm blessing, a student of pharmtech ND1 Whao what a lovely name, it would have being a stressful day I guess? Yes the class was even kind of boring, we received the most boring lectures today especially mth111 it always looks like chinese film just too much of magic...
Eeyah, and mathematics is interesting o, it is one of the courses that I ever found easy. Hmmmmm, you would have being a mathematics factorial then...

We both laughed and departed but at the end of the conversation I asked for her 11digits and I gave her mine too she boarded a bike to OLOKE while I headed to OLUWO, when I got home I quickly prepared 3noodles from a packet of noodles that I bought when I resumed. you know fresher's things. After I'm through with my meal I decided to put a call through to blessing, we chatted for about 5mins on phone, I asked of what she ate and advised her to take paracetamol and sleep early so as to wake up stronger the following day, she thanked me we both laughed as I ended the call...

Ayoola, hope you have not started falling in love? I'm a cool guy, not too short but not tall, I'm dark, sparkling and shining in complexion, my lower leap is a little bit pink in my simple mouth, my brows are tempting. If you see me I swear you'd love me ***winks***
I was imagining what blessing would be thinking about me when I slept off...
The following morning, it was a saturday morning. I woke up and say the morning prayers and after the prayers I put a morning call through to blessing, I asked for her plans for the day and that was when she told me she'd be at home throughout of the day as she has nowhere to go so I quickly hooked her up for a date and we both agreed at visiting SWEET SENSATIONS oke-ilewo for lunch, we chatted for few minutes before I ended the call.

In the afternoon, I put a call through to her to remind her of our date, she told me she'd meet me in SS in 5mins time because oloke to oke-ilewo is a 3mins ride for bike...I waited her for about 5mins and behold blessing appears more beautiful than yesterday, she was wearing a short designer gown that reveals part of her laps, he make up was very smooth and her perfume has a very nice fragrance....I ushered her in and made her to sit down, I called on the attendant and asked blessing to request for anything she feels eating..she requested for a plate of fried rice and chicken and a bottle of five alive,I requested for the same course coz I no want fall myself hand shortly, the attendant brought the bills of #6000.
Blessing gave me the shock of my life when....

Watch out for part 2
CelebritiesManny Pacquaio Mocks Floyd Mayweather In New Pic (see Photo) by Guruscrew(op): 12:54pm On May 08, 2015
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LMAO.This time its manny on the news, Few years
ago
Mayweather was arrested and jailed for domestic
violence for
laying hands on his baby mama, Josie Harris.
During his fight
with Pacquaio, many said he ran from him and
hugged him
more than he punched him…lol.

What do you have to say about this?
CareerRe: 4 Better Ways To Answer "Why Are You Leaving Your Job?" by Guruscrew: 4:00pm On May 07, 2015
see them










Anyway.

No standing.

No parking

No loitering

This ARENA is not for sale

Dont stay too long cause this habitat is dangerous!!!

Move to the next comment please smiley
CelebritiesSee What An Over Sabi Gateman Did To His Oga’s Car by Guruscrew(op): 10:40pm On May 04, 2015
This is a very funny incident.
According to the car owner’s neighbour
who was an eye witness.
The car driver came down from the car to
make a phone call. While he was on
phone,The gateman dived into the car to
form over sabi.
However, the Driver was warning gateman
to come down.
The eye witness claimed the driver was
repeatedly saying
“comot from inside motor b4 oga come
downstairs”
The gateman refused and just 2 mins later
this happened.
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PoliticsSambisa: Another Set Of 234 Women, Children Freed - Vanguard by Guruscrew(op): 10:30pm On May 01, 2015
As the military onslaught to rid Sambisa forest of
Boko Haram terrorists continue, another set of 234
women and children were rescued through the
Kawuri and Konduga end of the forest on Thursday.
A statement from Defence headquarters said the
women and children have been evacuated to join
others at the screening center.
“This set is in addition to the previous individuals
earlier rescued during the ongoing operation in the
area” it said.
“The assault on the forest is continuing from
various fronts and efforts are concentrated on
rescuing hostages of civilians and destroying all
terrorists camps and facilities in the forest” DHQ
said.

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CelebritiesCheck Out Oritsefemi 's Huge 'international' Chest Tattoo by Guruscrew(op):
PoliticsMan To Trek From Taraba To Bayelsa To Congratulate GEJ For Conceding Defeat by Guruscrew(op): 5:10pm On May 01, 2015
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35 yer old Paul Jamasuru Tankwa from Taraba
state has announced he will be trekking from
Taraba to Bayelsa state to congratulate President
Jonathan for conceding defeat after the
presidential election. Mr Paul has designed an
award which he will be presenting to President
Jonathan when he meets with him in Bayelsa.
Good for him!
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CelebritiesFemale AAU Student Crushed To Death In Edo State (disturbing Photo) by Guruscrew(op): 7:10am On May 01, 2015
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A female student of Ambrose Alli University (AAU),
Ekpoma in Edo State, was crushed to death
yesterday by a tipper lorry.
The unfortunate incident happened on the
Uhumudumun Road in Ekpoma, Esan West Local
Government Area.
Sympathisers gathered on the scene to catch a
glimpse of the body and learn more about her
death.
There was a gridlock, following the accident, for
hours.
An eyewitness said a commercial motorcycle
(Okada) carrying the woman attempted to
overtake another Okada.
They were said to have collided.
The woman reportedly fell off the motorcycle and
was crushed to death by the tipper.
Men of the Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC) at
the Iruekpen Division, who were on ground to ease
traffic, took her body to a nearby mortuary.
Car TalkSee What Lagos Fuel Scarcity Made This Poor Man Do by Guruscrew(op): 9:03pm On Apr 30, 2015
Politics293 Rescued Women, Girls Are Indigenes Of Bumisiri Village by Guruscrew(op): 10:27pm On Apr 29, 2015
The Borno State Government on Wednesday said
the 293 women and girls, rescued from the Boko
Haram stronghold in Sambisa Forest, were from
Bumsiri Village in Damboa Local Government Area
of the state and not from Chibok.

State Commissioner for Information, Dr.
Mohammed Bulama, told journalists that the
profiling of the 200 girls and 93 women, rescued
by the military on Tuesday, showed that they were
abducted from Bumsiri village.
Bulama commended the Nigerian Army for
rescuing the 293 women and girls from
captivityadding that the government has started
making plans to put in place all the necessary
structures to
rehabilitate and integrate the freed 293 females
back into the society. PUNCH reports that he said:
“These girls and women rescued are still
our daughters as much as the Chibok girls
and we have to commend the military for
liberating them, hoping that the rest will
equally be liberated.

Though everyone had thought they were
the Chibok girls because of the hype
surrounding the abduction of the girls, but
we should not lose sight of the fact that
they are as important as the Chibok girls
and those that are still in captivity, which
we hope would be liberated soon.

But at the moment, we are looking up to
the time the 293 women and girls would be
handed to us so that we can begin the
process of rehabilitating and reintegrating
them back into the society.”

The Borno State Governor, Alhaji Kashim Shettima,
in a statement by his Special Adviser on Media,
Mallam Isa Gusau, said the military’s operation
that led to the liberation was “gratifying regardless
of whether or not the rescued women were part of
the over 200 schoolgirls stolen by insurgents at
Government Secondary School, Chibok, Borno
State, on April 14, 2014.”
PoliticsRe: ‘rescued Girls Not Chibok Girls’ - Nigerian Army by Guruscrew(op): 11:22pm On Apr 28, 2015

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