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GetMeOutofNaija:
Are you in the USA, Canada, U.K, Australia or Germany, at least 30 and looking for a wife? Pick me. Am a fashion designer, homely, respectful, ready to be your lovely wife. You come marry me in Niaja then carry me go.

Serious men only.

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Are you a virgin? If you are not then get out of here because you can't be a non virgin and be looking for a man in that category.

We will be looking for an Omo Onile for you

Ilekokonit:
Main reasons some Nigerian women are single and will remain single forever

They are stubborn, wicked, ungrateful, big mouthed and generally uncouth NASTY pieces of work.
They keep playing mind games that will get them no where with REAL men.
They bring third parties including their friends and parents) into their marital affairs.
They are still FOOLISHLY playing hard to get when they are close to age 40 or more and their bodies and punanis are nothing to write home about.
Multiple men keep dumping them severally but when God miraculously rescues them from the jaws of DEFEAT, they still manage to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory by chasing the God sent man away with their piss taking, selfishness, rudeness and general thoughtlessness.
They take kindness for granted.
They don't think before they talk or act.
They are more stubborn than the devil.

The funny thing is that these scallywags need men more than men need them because men "really" need them mainly for coitus and if the sex is not forthcoming, then men have absolutely no need for them.

But women on the other hand need a man to impregnate them so that they can have children but yet they will still display their demonic stubbornness around a man that can help their ministry .

Mark my words , Na sperm bank Naija women go dey go very soon to get artificially inseminated with sperm from a stranger they have never met and are not sure is disease free and is not a criminal psychopath and they will resort to this in a DESPERATE ATTEMPT to get pregnant and have children before their remaining eggs become unhealthy and useless due to OLD age and menopause. But I can bet that Nigerian women are already turning to sperm banks as a LOT of Nigerian men are refusing to marry Nigerian women as I speak . These cantankerous Nigerian women wey no dey hear word will be artificially inseminated like the cows they really are only that cows are better than women as they give their milk without giving the man any attitude as they realize that THE MAN IS BOSS AND WAS CREATED TO HAVE DOMINION OVER THEM . CHIKENA.

And for those Nigerian women who are lucky enough or crafty enough to trap a man , they had better treat the man as THE BOSS AS 2 CAPTAINS CANNOT CONTROL A SHIP or else NIGERIAN WOMEN WILL BECOME THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THEIR MARRIED FRIENDS and their family when the man they failed to show respect to FINALLY DUMPS THEIR SORRY ASS because of their all round bad manners and nastiness.

A foretold war can not kill a cripple but that only applies to the cripple who is wise and has a TEACHABLE SPIRIT unlike our current Nigerian women who are HELL BENT on pressing the self destruct button due to their ignorant wannabe feminism and over-reliance on their degrees and jobs to the detriment on bowing don to their man and ACCEPTING THE MAN AS THEIR BOSS in order for them to reap the dividends of a happy home.

A word is enough for the wise.

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You have said nothing but the bitter truth.


You write like FFK I love your use of words.

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Ihe nwoke nyere nwoke ibe ya bu leekwa jidere mu,mu yoba gi nyetu mu, mjide mga akwuchi gi.


That's a bro code, spend on your follow man not girlfriend.

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Zzor:
I don't like it when a guy has money before and doesn't have again, its a big turn off, since you started the relationship based on money please try and continue having that money so as to avoid problems

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Babe as a lady pray to make your own � money don't depend on a any guy because IF YOU LOVE ME FOR MONEY IDI TOO DUMB

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I will be dealing with your headline, Bro once a cheat will forever remain a cheat, she cheated on you 7days ago and recently yesterday just that you didn't catch her and she will likely cheat on you again but this time she will be more careful to not to get caught.

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Foolish and mortherfuckinggggg politicians, I pity the people that will die for them

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So in summary: Yorubas are too afraid to leave Nigeria and whenever you hear them talking about secession just pay them no mind they are just joking

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Igbo amaka no be today.

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If it was Enugu now illiterates and fools would have started mocking them without finding the actual cause.

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The truth is Yorubas don't have any intention in seperating and staying apart they just want to make noise and give a fake impression.

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Dir NCAN: Hello chairman Ondo branch have you checked the names?

Chiarman Ondo branch: Yes sir I have checked the names and it is proving so difficult to pinpoint the actual owners.

Dir NCAN: So what are we going to tell our members?

Chairman Ondo branch: I have contacted Mr Chinedu the chairman Enugu branch and he said that he has done some research and that their actual names are Olanike and Olaniyi Issac.

Dir NCAN: Nice, talk to you later.

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The Igbos since the beginning of Nigeria have shown to be the best and are always giving others a huge margin to cover in competition.

That's why we are envied by fellow country men who always will prefer to see all of us on the ground than to let everyone stand at their height.......


Mana onaghi adigide

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They always look good with great manifesto at the beginning but will change their colour when they get to Govt. House

ProphetAjasco:
I see, I saw......... I see a terrible thing befalling Tinubu if he ever goes for this program. I see a terrible looking fulani herdsmen standing up from the audience and shooting Tinubu with a bow and arrow on his left yansh. It's not good at all, that yansh will never remain the same again....

So I have seen and So shall it be.

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Shhereemamamamaa sharakikuku mamamamamam may your prophecy come to pass.

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I hope Arewa people will keep to their promise and make Tinubu president if not we will be having another Awo death style in yoruba land.


The desperation and slaving is now getting out of hand

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All of us knew the story was fake and doesn't make sense except the Yoruba muslims.

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Hausas was proud farmers, making big wealth for themselves and was building their cities until the Fulanis came with their Islam and destroyed everything.

Vyolet:
Everyone deserves to love and be loved, stature shouldn't be a barrier.

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You must be a fat girl

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50yrs ago they recreated same position with the same car, so lovely none of them died and they didn't separate.


Lalasticlala

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That was how one big married Yoruba woman asked me to be her boyfriend but I say mama you're too fat for me.


The guy just want to catch cruise not that he can fuc...k that woman to organism

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Religion is disturbing Nigerians and making us look foolish........

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See how people are rejoicing for a man that took his time and looted Abia State to nothingness Then again on a second thought I think they just want to collect the money that will shared and later not vote for him.......

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mekaboy:
The say ESN is not unknown gunmen but celebrate when they kill police and army. Then come online to make noise when the army say they killed unknown gunmen.

Now this is how you know ESN are the unknown gunmen. They claim ESN is a security outfit developed to secure the SE, good.

Assuming you are living in an estate and company is providing security for the estate. And in 1 week 3 visitors to the estate a shot dead within the estate. The security company then tells you not to panic, that those killed are not living in the estate but are visitors.

Will you relax and say ok, they are just visitors, not living the estate. Then you go about your business. Or will you be worried that the security agency was unable to arrest those who did the killing?

If ESN protecting the SE could not fishout the unknown gunmen killing in the east , then its either they are the unknown gunmen or a useless security outfit.

Nnamdi kanu counts on chaos and anarchy to get gullible igbos to keep donating to his scam.

I warned them to stop associating with that scammer. Today they are crying that innocent igbos were killed by the army. Wether they are innocent or not, they question should be, who invited the army to kill them. The answer is NNAMDI KANU.

He caused their death. When you throw stones into the market, you can not decide whose head it lands on. So the best option is not to throw at all.

So for those contributing to kanu, for every dime, you get the blood of wasted igbo youths on your head.

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Unknown gunmen will strike soon

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But most of them are here mocking Biafrans while their people are refugees in Benin republic

What a cursed people

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Nnamdi Kanu is a God sent not only to Igbos but all over Africa.

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Nigeria army are killing innocent civilians

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These pictures and more are what motivates Unknown gunmen.