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I see APC supporters voting for their grandfather.
I see myself voting for my father's age mate.
#young Must Grow

iykofias:
igbo nation, yoruba nation?. So wen do regions became nations? Do u kno america has more tribe n religions dan us? Those dat mak dem different nations? Dude u made a blunder tryin to sound intelligent, am gussing u'r not. And u gave a wikipedia link to back u claims eh? I feel pity wen d foolish ones tell d wise ones to shutup.

Here's that lightening bolt I promised you!
I hope it strikes some sense into you.

mirexxx:
hahaha i just saw ur pic ur putting on a suit...hahaha

Really? And how is that any funny?

chimere66:
Meet the movers and shakers of APC-Gen. Buhari,Osinbajo,Tinubu,Amaechi and Rochas Okorocha.

They were joined by the catholic Archbishop of Owerri His Lordship Most Rev. Obinna at the recently held APC rally in Owerri.

Source: http:///79X

He's referred to as His Grace not His Lordship

The way this dude speaks from the female point of view all the time, I'm forced to think he drank a PROGESTERONE SUPPLEMENT.

The way this dude speaks from the female point of all the time, I'm forced to think Drank a PROGESTERONE SUPPLEMENT.

iykofias:
u really sound so stup!d, u wasted 30seconds of my time reading ds crap.

The person I corrected understood but I don't expect you to understand anyway since you have the brain of a Neanderthal.
Help yourself; read more.
Here, use wikipedia. http://wikipedia.com
Illiterate wan correct literate just because he see he mate dy correct other people. Local champion.
If u quote me again, na lightening from Jupiter go strike u.
You're just a f00l who has no friend brilliant enough to advice him.

iykofias:
u really sound so stup!d, u wasted 30seconds of my time reading ds crap.

The person I corrected understood but I don't expect you to understand anyway since you have the brain of a Neanderthal.
Help yourself; read more.
Here, use wikipedia. http://wikipedia.com
Illiterate wan correct literate just because he see he mate dy correct other people. Local champion.
If quote me again, na lightening from Jupiter go strike.

iykofias:
u really sound so stup!d, u wasted 30seconds of my time reading ds crap.

The person I corrected understood but I don't expect you to understand anyway since you have the brain of a Neanderthal.
Help yourself; read more.
Here, use wikipedia. http://wikipedia com
Illiterate wan correct literate just because he see he mate dy correct other people. Local champion.

holatin:
oya barman give my man two bottles of non alcoholic beer

Lol. @non alcoholic beer

@mods, what is your problem? Why isn't this on front page.

holatin:
tanx for your tutor but we knows it as tribe not nation in Nigeria.
tell me d others too re right or you didnt laugh while reading

My Broda, truth be told, e funny die oh

holatin:
wao hope there are talking feature like



My husband and Sambo is a good people
2. The President was once a child and the
senators were once a children.
3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband dead?)
4. A good mother takes care of his children.

5. The people sitting before you were once a children.

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy
to carry second in an international competition like
thisone,
7. The bombers who born them? Wasn’t it not a woman?
They were once a children now a adult nowthey are
bombing women and children making somechildren a
widow.
8. My heart feels sorry for these children who
havebecome widows for loosing their parents for one
reasonor another.
9. We should have love for our
fellowNigeriansirrespective of their NATIONALITY

10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are
responding to treatment
11. I would rather kill myself instead
ofcommittingsuicide.

Actually, that no.9 is correct oh. There are more than four nations in nigeria the last time I checked.
The Igbo nation, The Yoruba nation, the Hausa/Fulani nation, the Ijaw nation, the Urhobo nation etc.
What we call tribe is mistaking. Nations are made up of more than one tribe. In Igbo nation where I come from, there are Ikweres, Ndokwa(delta Igbo), those from ebonyi, etc.
So pls before you laff at someone, get your facts right.
Even in Britain, there are four nations namely, Scotland, Wales, North Ireland and England.
Note: more than one tribe make a nation.
And not all tribes are big enough to be called a nation.
Capiche?

hmmm

hmmmm

Ab025:
OPEC is a cartel consisting of the few countries in the world that produce oil. The actions or inactions of a particular country in that cartel is capable of influencing the price of their general product (oil). go and take economics lessons and find out more...

btw it is better for me to vote a man who will very much want to stabilize crude oil price than another who in his own words..."stealing is not corruption"

Who is dis half learned man trying to teach?
If you are so learned you will know that the probability of a ph.D holder to stabilise the price of crude oil is higher than that of a stack illiterate who compared himself to Einstein as an excuse when he couldn't remember his phone number.(Let's not forget we can excuse Einstein. The man is a born genius. Buhari on d other hand is far from Einstein.)
For crying out loud the man has not been able to successfully remember anything, owing to the fact that he has no certificate to his name. To have a certificate, you need to pass exams. To pass exams, you need to be able to REMEMBER what you have read. And we all know, he is flawless when it comes to not remembering things.

Forget all this nonsense advice.
Your fiancé need deliverance because he actually feels remorse which means he doesn't have total control over himself,
You loved him when he was an angel. Do the same now and save him that demonic possession.
Prayer is the key.
And tell him to take anger management classes and read books about it.
He might refuse but pray for him before and after you ask him.
God's grace is the difference between wife beaters and non-wife beaters.
We are not in this life for comfort or joy. That's heaven is for. If what you say is true and you truly love him then you will be able to do this because it is your cross.

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gmacnoms:
guyx, believ me. Obama can do dat. Infact, he's d one cosin d instability in global oil prices

But we all know the educational gap between Obama GMB is like 20light years aside being smart which he clearly isn't.

fabulous05:
Who made Nigeria economy drop to the lowest ever, who tenure made Nigeria hot for its citizens especially those in the North, who presented to Nigeria a first lady that can't even represent herself, who lost more than 200 nigerian sch girls to terrorism. The list is so long brother. GMB till we have a better option. MY FIRST TIME ON NAIRALAND

Our economy is the best by GDP
As for the naira fall to the dollar, it's due to falling oil price.
Tell how can GEJ be cause of falling global oil price?
Na only Him be OPEC?
NO WONDER FAILBUHARI promised to stabilise global oil price. like how is that ever possible. Even Obama can't do that.

Yet he says he will lower GLOBAL PUMP PRICE. CHIE!!!
I LAFF IN SWAHILI

For those who got a C in the last exam, you qualify
APC 102. This is the Rain semester version.
Get your pens ready and your bullet-proof jacket.
(trust me you need one). The exam starts now. As
always, good luck or best of luck. (all na the same
thing)
1) Who is the man who cancelled meal ticket for
student now claiming to re-introduce the same
thing.
2) The man with the worst Foreign relations
history in the history of Nigeria?
3) Under whose's tenure did the British introduced
visa for Nigerians. (Until that time, you get your
visa at the point of entry like it is with South
Africans.)
4) Who was leading when the essential
commodities became an issue in Nigeria? I mean
when you had to have long queues to get milk,
sugar, soap, toilet rolls, etc.
5) when supervised the situation where Nigerians
had to report to the government before travelling
abroad. (My mum travelled to London in 1984 and
i remember her saying that she had to keep some
money at home cos she could get arrested.
Imagine! You get arrested with your own legally
earned money.)
6) Who arrested Fela for caring dollars abroad. Yet
Alhaji Abubakar Alhaji did the same thing and
nothing happened. (the man lost over 100 pounds
ina a London taxi).
6a) The newspapers started taking about it
everyday and the guy got angry and had Tunde
Thomson & Ndukar Irabor Imprisoned. The first and
only head of state to imprison journalist.
THEY SAY BUHARI'S GOVERNMENT WAS
CORRUPT FREE. HOW CAN WE BE SURE WHEN
THERE WAS NO FREEDOM OF PRESS? WHEN
PEOPLE CANNOT REPORT WHAT THEY SEE.
7) Who was the man that jailed Pa Michael Ajasin
70 years in prison without any proof of corruption.
Who was the man that sent soldiers to the
house of Pa Obafemi Awolowo where they took
away his personal notes, plans and documents
because they wanted to get his ideas, rather than
engage the older man. (no social skills, no respect
for elders)
9) Who was the man that sent soldiers to ransack
NNPC where they carted away papers, memos &
documents that had to do with his Oil deal of 1978
(alias missing 2,8 billion dollars)
(pow! pow!!) That sounds like live guns. I a
ducking for cover. Dont forget your jackets o.

Fasciola Hepatica

bushdoc9919:
Now they tell us.

In a way....Nigeria breaking up = one big war for the resources to sell.

Because Nigeria has been dependent on revenues from selling the raw materials (of which oil is the most profitable.....it is a myth that Agric will save us)...we have produced a nation of people who cannot do anything without their share of the oil cake.

We have a weak education system that only trains people to pick up certificates, and half baked graduates because education is not that important to us. We reallly do not need education....except to keep certain things running. Because education really is not that important to us...the oil money will keep coming, whether we work hard....or sleep all day.

So....if we want to split up peacefully, or stay united peacefully.....whatever the Yanks say....we have to stop lying to ourselves that we are a rich nation,use education,innovation and industrial development to work for our money....and forget about oil. PDP and APC should stop abusing themselves and tell us what they intend to do to free us from oil.Because.....the longer we stay dependent on oil, the harder reforms like fiscal federalism, resource control.....and the harder economic prosperity will come to us.

So Nigerians.....make 2015 the year of our freedom from oil. Because....oil is a curse.

When you say half baked graduates, do you exempt yourself?
'Cause that would mean you're a hypocritic.
Next time just use the phrase, "failed educational system". The rest party of your write up is nice.

hehehe

That electric pole doesn't look like the ones in naija

Pinshure of an introvert girl or Adonbelieve it.

Issokay ;DIssokay