Thanks a zillion times

Pls 55******ej

Kunkuru

Oboi this wan no good lai lai

Nothing really bad about that, especially when she's visiting

It's synonymous to them

That serves him right

The church today has become business umpire for many people

Mama Peace for uni ke? Naija tins

That's the personality he created for himself. So like him or hate him

Love
Youth
Experience

Am proud to belong here. Hippy Nairaland

May the souls of the departed rest in perfect peace with the Lord

Must it always be the breast?

The answer is a " Big Yes" from me

1

I can only wash her clothes if she's sick, gbam

Truth is always truth I tell you

She doesn't look like a lady any longer

Amen and Amen

Going to his house is not adviceable except if you are willing to give in to him this fast. Guys are the smartest creature ever. When he gets the needful, your activities on BBM and co will change.

It means you have not still learnt your lessons. Buhari all the way

That's how we roll.

In Jos, that won't work for you oh. It has to be very hot water

Unijos is collecting 25k as acceptance fee

Just to feel the power of the chest

Funny piece

Rest On Chaz B

A teacher decided to let her class play a game.
The teacher told each child in the class to bring
along a plastic bag containing a few
tomatoes. Each tomato will be given a name of
a person that the child hates, so the number of
tomatoes that a child will put in his/her plastic
bag will depend on the number of people he/
she hates. When the day came, every child
brought some tomatoes with the name of the
people he/she hated. Some had 2 tomatoes and
some had up to 5 tomatoes. The teacher then
told the children to carry the tomatoes in their
plastic bags wherever
they go for 1 week. Days after days passed by,
and the children started to complain due to the
unpleasant smell let out by the rotten
tomatoes. After 1 week, the children were
relieved because the game had finally ended.
The teacher asked: How did you feel while
carrying the tomatoes with you for 1 week? The
children started complaining of the trouble that
they had to go through having to carry the
heavy and smelly tomatoes wherever they go.
Then the teacher told them the hidden meaning
behind the game. The teacher
said: "This is exactly the situation when you
carry
your hatred for somebody inside your heart".
The stench of hatred will contaminate your
heart and you will carry it with you wherever
you go. If you cannot tolerate the smell of
rotten tomatoes for just
1 week, can you imagine what is it like to have
the stench of hatred in your heart for your
lifetime
Throw away any hatred for anyone from your
heart so that you will not carry sins for a
lifetime. Forgiving others relieves you and helps
you to lead a happy life.

Goddon32: i hav printed mine i bought d card d sum of #1500

Pls wer did u buy d card from?

R. I. P. Madiba

Do I need to buy a new scratch card in other to print my admission letter or the one I used during registration will serve the purpose?