₦airaland Forum

millionboi2:
u see

If u can ask some how was ur day,wat stops u from asking how was ur night .

Africans are too dumb,anything coming from white is correct.

#copy cat

Please you have to admit that the expression is wrong. I'm not an expert in the English language but it's just not proper

This is one question I hear everyday that pisses me off about Nigerians. What kind of stupid question is 'how was your night'? I'm sure it was bastardisation of the correct 'how was your day".

immhotep:
Emir of gwarotango will blame lesbians and homosexuals

Are you a homosexual?

One wise nairalander asked a very pertinent question the other day about how come it is that all the killers in Nigeria decided to take an unannounced vacation, leaving the scene for fulani herdsmen so that every single killing must be attributed to them.

Tumbulum:
This man is a core Hausa man who is doing all this best to break away his people from the Fulani dominance through religion. Why can't the whole Hausa's gather around this Man and fight for there freedom

You don't know what you're talking about

This man wants to come and die on our hands

NkemChukwudi:
See the idiot. He started the trend of Igbo people wanting to die in the sweet Yoruba nation instead of their barren, unfortunate, unproductive potopoto land.

Nonsense

Immhotep, GMbuharii, LZAA (the Yam-Legged trio)

Stop insulting my clients Imhotep LZAA are you ready for RUGA?

@Immhotep and LZAA You now see what you have done? That means no more suya for you unless you are willing to allow my RUGA into your village. Well the choice is yours

ezenwajosh:
[s]#DidYouKnow

sahelian mercenaries recruited mainly from Chad, Niger Republic and Mali by GOWON during the course of the war.

The Gwodo-Gwodo were implicated in numerous gross war crimes and operated under a Jihadist mentality on the hapless Christian civilian population. They were rarely engaged in military operations in retaking Biafra but as an "ethnic cleansing" and genocidal unit on Biafran towns and villages following their capture by Federal forces.

Today the generation of those mercenaries are known as FULANI HERDSMEN... THEY MADE DEAL WITH GOWON FOR OPEN GRAZING IN SOUTHERN PART OF NIGERIA IF THEY HELP WIN THE WAR

Today their children is terrorising nigeria...AND NIGERIA IS PLANNING ON GIVING THEM AMNESTY...

BUHARI ONCE SAID FULANI HERDSMEN ARE FOREIGNERS FROM CHAD....THEY KNOW THE DEAL THEY HAD WITH THEM AND NONE OF THEM WILL BE ARRESTED AND PROSECUTED BECAUSE THEIR FATHERS FOUGHT THE WAR FOR NIGERIA

We must educate our people....the hidden history must be unveiled...nothing happening in Nigeria is by mistake...stop praying and take actions to leave the union...they can kill and go free under the name nigeria[/s]

Absolutely made up lies

IamCharles123:
we dont stone girls to death because she's wearing a short.(happened in zamfara)
We don't marry 10yrs old girl to 50yrs old man.
We dont have religious fanatics killing people anyhow.
A child was killed in the north because he insulted another child who's fathers name is mohamed, they took it that he was insulting mohamed and killed him.
Heres just a few things that wont happen in the south

You do a lot worse than all that

IamCharles123:
Will u shut up there, we know nigeria is backward as a country but u can't compare north to south.

The north is no less barbaric than the south, your people commit some of the most horrific crimes known to man.

Under the Nigerian Constitution, Buhari has the right to appoint any individual to oversee the affairs of any ministry so you can't suggest to the Senate to breach the Constitution

Mandyoluchi:
Fulanis are sent as ambassadors to developed nations while others are sent to Congo. Issorite

Blame the ibo foreign affairs minister

Bede2u:
they are taking advantages ur people cant take...

Absolute rubbish! They're equally as barbaric as the northerners you accuse

Bede2u:
the north really needs to start a concious effort of modernization....u guys still live in the early 20th century

And the millions of your tribesmen living there are in the 25th century?

Kingosytex:
They will soon give out those little girls to 70 yr old men for marriage. In most places in the north especially Yola, a 25 yr old girl could boast of having a 15 yr old child.

lies

I know Imhotep and LZAA wee not like this

Shege flateenoo

This terrorist should come over to Nigeria. Buhari needs to have a word with him

LZAA:
Sai Ruga Emir
Cc immhotep GMBuharii gwarotango deomelo sarrki Adaibeku

It seems to me that you are inviting my RUGA to your village alot earlier than scheduled, but don't be in such a haste, because it must surely come

LZAA:
Sai RUGA

Exactly

LZAA:

You are shining your 32 like it's your wedding day but when my RUGA comes to your village......

BOAR:
Lol, the North was already forgetting the episodes of 1966-1970 until the Ibos woke it up again using Nnamdi Kanu.

It will take another generation of North to forget

Who told you? Nnamdi Kanu is history and we're all glad to see the vast majority of Ibos have rejected him and his philosophy

NwaAmaikpe:




You just took me back to when Nigeria was a country, when coins were precious assets.
When Texaco filling station attendants cleaned your windscreen and thanked you for your patronage.

When Nigerian Airways was still a robust Elephant with wings.
When PAN flooded our streets with seductive 404s.
When we stood by railways counting the number of coaches on each steam train passing.

Do you remember when we used fluorescent tubes to construct HD-ready antennas so we could hear the truth from Siene Allwell Brown and Frank Olize.
And when we put coloured glasses over our TVs so we could watch in colour?

Should I remind you of our TVs that had shutters, keys and legs or tell you the stories of eating moi-moi out of milk cups while watching white cranes come home from their fishing trip and beg them to exchange their white claws with out dirty nails?

When we ate New Society bread with planta.
Drank Ginger Ale or Pronto.
Licked "chichi" sweet and coloured saccharine icecreams after taking an overdose of kwilikwili so we could win the farting competition.

Back to when ladies wore shimmy.
When permed and jerry curled hairs were the styles to beat.
Tales by moonlight for the teens,
Icheokwu for the adults and Danger mouse for the kids.
When we just had to consult the telephone directory to get anyone's land phone number.

Tell me did you write love notes and pass to your crush through her younger ones?
Did you sprain your finger from turning the "roundabout" telephone dial?

Did you knot grass leaves to stay out of trouble?
Did you ever smooch your female neighbor on your father's settee while Teddy Pendergrass record was spinning on the turntable?

Did you walk from house to house on Christmas eve to sing carols?
Lalastic.lala.... Did you ever use Aquafresh toothpaste to drink garri or use Krest and Akanwu for birthcontrol?

Did you ever feel a sense of pride sitting in "Merry-go-round" long buses because your neighbor's kids had to ride their father's Long John bicycle?
Did you ever visit the library to check out what new tale Cyprian Ekwensi or Chinua Achebe had made?

Nigeria was great.
Night journeys were interesting, we had toll gates at every boundary with jovial soldiers exchanging banters there.
Life was greater if you had the privilege of growing up in Eastern Nigeria.

Ah you take me back. Growing up in the early 80's was so much fun. I've got alot of nostalgia for those days

A confederation cannot work in this modern day Africa cos in less than 6 months after it's enactment, the regions will challenge the authority of the Federal government with a view towards secession

Buhari always does this on all Sallah occasions for corps members serving in his hometown. This is highly commendable of him as he tries to foster national unity. Wailers next time try and message your village copers serving in daura to boycott the visit and more importantly, stay off fulani cow meat.

I know Imhotep and LZAA wee not like this

LZAA:
Gwarotango wee like this

I most certainly like this

nwanyionitsha:
Then,let them behave.
We don't need them anymore because we don't eat those ritualistic perverted beef.

Trashy talk. If beef neat was not patronized in the east, there would be no cattle market there. The vast majority of the beef consumed in this country is in the south with the SE accounting for a fairly large share

orion7:
only 2 days ? they should pack and go for good

You've got no right to send them packing. They are going nowhere

Omnibus:
Have you killed someone for allah today ?

I only kill for RUGA

immhotep:
APC federal government is responsible for this na.
No argument here .

Oh sure the cost of buying kerosene to spash on the abia millionaires can be held responsible for that