₦airaland Forum

njideoby:
Men do make use of these excuses too.

Sai buhari !!! Na lie joor guys are better off

oga no allow one mumu tin to spoil ur mood they are family for Godsake and its been that way from time but the bro shud have excuzed her knowin that shes in her hubbys house

hatux:
If I hear! Slap! That hand was constructed and configured by the devil...

O boy that hand must be using an MTN configuration sai !!! Diaris god ooo

lalasticlala:
http://citypeoplegroup.org/i/lagos-24-hours-to-wedding-groom-to-be-breaks-up-with-girlfriend-of-11-years-to-wed-new-lover/

Sai !!! Diaris god oooo

theorbiters:
First, he shud stop dating. He won't die, would he??
Second, he shud hit the gym.
Third, create a reason to be proud of urself. Focus on experience not appearance. Create opportunity for accomplishments.
Fourth, take responsibilities.
Fifth, develop your own sense of style. Something you are comfortable with. Look at ursef in the mirror and impress ursef not others.
Sixth, explore ur passion.
Seven, find people who understand you.
Eight, practice self respect.
Nine, wear clean clothes. Dress to look good.
Ten, be confidence. Don't drool over a lady. Wen one starts misbehaving, just walk out. Ladies hate that shii but it sends a shock wave to their brain. You can get any lady no matter how ugly u look.

Thanks a lot ma brother my God will bless you mercilessly I really appreciate

wristwatch:
This is an era where the level of intelligence among guys and ladies is dwindling due to distraction on social media, TVs and other entertainment aspects.

Wooing a lady takes a lot of strategies as we know(guys) taking NO for an answer is painful making us feel like a hunter without weapon or striker without boot.

As a result of this, guys indulge into shameful methods/acts of wooing ladies which keep our dignity in question which I will summarise below;

1. Sending PM/requests/message: Prior to tosin post yesterday, sending numerous PM to a lady just to break even of winning her love is arrant nonsense. Am not saying sending PM is wrong but make it little. You can imagine sending 30 PMs per day to a lady is just a show of shame. I mean for crying out loud, such guys are displaying high level of foolishness. These are the kind of guys you see their post claiming most nairaland babes are rude. Your mates are busy thinking of how to make forbes list, u are chasing... only God knows if these ladies upload their real pix.

2. Use of whistling sound: If you go to computer village in Lagos or any commercial area in your state, Some guys use annoying whistling sound to call a lady as if she is a bingo( pet dog). Atimes u can't differentiate their whistling sound from that of those hawkers on traffic saying 'By GALA'. I wonder the kind of ladies who fall for these trash perhaps the one who is completely dump.

3. Drinking alcohol: Some guys are really shy and because of fake self confidence, they drink alcohol to man up their courage. A lady you cannot confidently woo when u are okay, then you cannot be her boyfriend let alone husband.

4. Money: This issue has been discussed on several posts but I will salt to injury. Displaying money, gadgets and other material stuffs make u her MAGA. Like someone said, your attitude and strategies wins her but your money keep her. Some guys put the cart before the horse. Something they can't buy for their parents, they purchase for these gold diggers whereby they will later say she broke my heart. This is what happen when the hunter becomes a prey.

5. Displaying disgraceful proposal on social media/forum: I won't mention names but when I see write up of some guys declaring their undying love for a lady they have not met, discuss nor even get any of her contacts is shameful. This is so common here on the romance section. The structure and sentence arrangement of their English is zero, spelling; minus five, etc.

I hope guys learn wooing a lady is not about HARD WORK but SMART WORK.

with al ur oyibo na 10 likes u get

ritababe:
ur eye be like person wey dey do

wey dey do wetin

ritababe:
Bros talk true, u dey sip mari

No I don't why do u ask ?

daimsy:
Not so my brother.I don't wanna know you.

Like seriously.....am not such a bad person ooo

daimsy:
Me first.

Baby let's get to know each other

achinaboy:
if u think u are ugly,wait until u see mr ibu,,mr man what u need is money, even if u are the most handsome man on earth, without money,u are nothing,,and if u are the most ugliest,with money,authomatically,u are a handsome man,,,,but ,looking at ur pic,if that is really u,,i don't see any ugliness there unless u think u are ugly

Thanks a lot dear

[quote author=Fatalveli post=31361078]How can you be the one on your profile pix and still expect girls to date you because of love?[/97

Am I that ugly ?

Fatalveli:
How can you be the one on your profile pix and still expect girls to date you because of love?

Why ? Am I that ugly ?

Chai am never tired of viewing a particular users pics and comments any time am online though ah would mention but a few names...

There is this user called daisy men !!! The babe na gold in the rough I really admire her style If wishes wia birds I would fly to her

Then there are also other beautiful ones like jemmima...rubey and the rest nairaland is richly endowed with beauties

This thread is strictly for singles let's get to know each other

fejikudz:
brb

So until something goes wrong before you say something abi ? Diaris god ooo !!!

iseleiyanu:
Be yourself... increase ur self esteem..

Thank you very much dear

rubey:
Are you that ugly?

Check ma profile and see for yourself

daimsy:
erm....











coming.

Sai !!! Diaris god ooo a brother is in need and you're coming eh you see what febuhari has caused abeg bros seun borrow me one amala dia make I take sama dis ewedu soup

It al started after he dated a girl for like 5 years and the girl got married to another person.....living him broken hearted

He tried moving on but girls always run away from him saying his too ugly and can't be dated even the ones that agrees would focus on his pocket

Pls fellow nairalanders this guy needs help before something goes wrong

BeeBeeOoh:
but, its quite unfortunate dat our broom carrying folks won't agree with u..


Fayose, gofnor of the people..

Lo mind them and their broomlike mindset na that same broom I go take sweep them throway cum march 28

BeeBeeOoh:
Kai! Dis man sef, just like him so much..







FriedPlantain

Fayose is one gofnor that knows how to get to his people even at the grass root level

mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)



There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

honest,openminded,straightforward

So with al dis ur grammar na ashawo you wan marry I pity you as if say you don forget say touching body don put money

kolonigga:
Change is here people, GEJ/PDP is finished!!!

GEJ/PDP/haters will be shitting/pissing in their pants now!!!

NEW NATIONAL PLEDGE I pledge 2 Nigeria
my country, 2 remove JONATHAN & SAMBO.
To be gentle,loyal on election day. To vote 4
Buhari wit all my strenght. To protect my
PVC and uphold no violence and trouble,so
help me God.... Somebody say "Amen"

*modified
The man of the moment... SAI BUHARI!!! i love u dieeeeeee

Taaaa sharap no be like that joor listen carefully.... I pledge to naijeria my papa country to support GEJ !!! And his compatriots with my one man one vote to guard my golden pvc with jealousy and refuse to take bribe from father febuhari to uphold peace and non-violent voting so help me God !!!

Anybody wey say no be GEJ !!! TIL 2019 I wish am fowl nyash

pelboy:
Dem no fit ban me lailai

See your mawt taaa dem go take your number spell ban

emusmith:
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The Topics I'm about to list tickle the fancy of about 75% of Ladies!


Some are:



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4. Finally, Dbanj and Genevieve Are Back Again!


5. Justin Bieber Is In Nigerian; In Search Of A Wife Material!


6. Tonto Dike Is At Again! Wow! (Photos)


7. He Said He Loved Me, Now He's Cheating On Me- I Need An Advice!


8. Ladies, Describe Your Ex In A Sentence


9. Kim Kardashian Vs Nadia Buari: Who Looks More Endowed?



You can add more

10. Tips to know if a guy is stingy

12. Tips to turn your boyfriends pocket into your ATM

15. Tips to buy brazillian hair for 400 naira

Sai !!! Diaris god ooo

BeeBeeOoh:
can't stop lafin. Abeg no dump refuse if u love ur children, the gods haf spoken..

Sango !!! Is at work

Dyt:
Hmmmmm
Okereke the agama wants pipo to be nodding head

Na people life that agama take dey do business sai diaris god ooo !!! Awon omo ibo ati fake drugs wojorawon ati oma ga ooo

GP2015:
He's coming! He's coming back! PDP, run he's coming!
I'm sure all those who spoke behind his back would be calm now that THE GENERAL IS BACK!.

If ah hear !!!

alaoeri:
Fayose should enjoy his few moment of fame while its last because he's going to be kick out of office when the General takes over.

When the general takes over in hell......fayose jaiye yin jare aiye oloba longbe GEJ !!! All the way

Kizmarty:
Na that small thing you dey hide?

Heheheh you haf spoil ah wil tel ma mummy for you

NobleAky:
Nice one

Sai !!! Fine fine babes and fine dudes but wetin dey pain me pass be say na pesin future mama dese men wan turn to widow overnite una get wetin wetin I mean abi ? Abeg wia sister daisy make I borrow her handkey clean mai eyes

EroticAngelina:
what DA fvck is that? I haven't seen such...
but wait o... who go gree enter the top keke? how them go take enter am sef?

That one la double deck on three wheel