₦airaland Forum

temptnow:
Dry old skull , buhari think he has sense, meanwhile he's just a dullard

hahahahahaha.........................see as him face be sef................how you go complain when your are busy traveling round the world with your family and cohorts on the expense of our economy..............see oga abeg give us back our corruption make things go back to normal........

DJBIGGY:
It's very easy to know the age of a woman on her traditional wedding day... And i will tell you how to do just that without asking her.

At the age of 18-21 years of age, There will be no dancing. Rather, the bride and her mother will be hugging each other and crying because she would miss her baby girl.

22-25 years: Only the bride will be dancing while the mother will sit and watch with wet eyes and forced back tears because her daughter is all grown up and ready to face the life of marriage.

26-30 years: Both mother and daughter will be dancing with all their might and strength in joy that the daughter has gotten a man at the right age time frame.

31-35 years: Daughter, mother and father will be trying to outdo each other on the dancing arena cos chai it is better late than never.

For 36 years and above: The father o, mother o, brothers o, sisters o, and the entire extended family will take over the dancing arena because they almost lost all hopes she would find a man in her life.

Abi i lie?

http://www.olamzy.com/2016/09/jokes-how-to-identify-brides-age-on-her.html

abeg no vex wait make i ask buhari first....................................

midolian:
Nice move..

Waiting for Japanese government to come and release him...





Awon werey flatty

no mind those awon iranu sombodies, na for Abuja here dem detain una so-called leader..............fear come carry una dey for japan dey protest..........why una no come back home come make noise for buhari eye soo that him go send all of una go all expense paid excursion to heaven.................i swear the thunder wey go fire una eh still for nursery school...............oloshi oriburuku sombodies......................

harzhan:
Let me rearrange your list for you.
Apple
Samsung
HTC
Sony
Blackberry (just the priv actually)
Techno
Infinix
Gionee
Itel

oga nawa for you ooo...............na like dis e suppose be

SAMSUNG
APPLE
HTC
BLACKBERRY
SONY
GIONEE
INFINIX
TECNO
ITEL

Lucialovely:
Good advice for the single and searching

i think i like you

KingCheezyPuff:
WHAT!!!
See how folk waste delicious ice cream!
op buy her no more! she don't know what ta do with it!

did you even read the post at all ? na the lady buy the ice cream not the guy..............i wonder if you even pass your common entrance exam smh ..............................

lilyqueen:
Real love doesn't exist

it does exist my dear...............just that you ladies are too selective...........somtimes you need to look beyond the physical appearance and go for a long lasting happiness...............remember that no condition is permanent

Anuoluwapo23:
how am i suposed to know anybody created whatevr excuse me

first to blow 50 naira

queenasasili:
081755555150 Awka anambra state

am in anambra too.........lets hook up if you don't mind

Looking to hook up with a responsible girl/lady between the ages of 23-28 for a serious relationship that will lead to marriage . Call or whatsapp : 08031128141................i can't wait to meet you

Ladycloud:
November babies rock

JUNE BABY rocks better.....................if you don't mind i want to know you better

Drienzia:
you are from abia state and eden hazard is one of ur best players

my prophet am waiting..........................................please tell me more about my finance my mother and my relationship

Drienzia:
You have a low esteem. but same time, you very free with others, and easily get angry wen one is misunderstanding u and you know u saying d truth

thank you......................you are right.............. but please tell me more about my finance my mother and relationship................i will surprise you

Jamean:
I wish to woo

oya na am available woo me

Drienzia:
make ma pikin sleep. will continue leta today.

i am waiting like moses waited for the red sea to split

oga prophet i dey wait for my own........................we no go carry last na

warris diz, why am i here



you are here because i refused to look at you

aotlatitude:
Did he steal the PINS, too?

Oga e be lyk say na only you no sabi say......you fit change anybody ATM pin even without being asked to provide the old pin....I blame naija system of banking for all these....the said ATM theifer fit don hear say dem dey change ATM pin without the old one......naija guys are something else

Chai what a loss......I know say that bathroom floor na tiles dey dia.....say no to tile in your houses......becos it has killed many and even maimed others.....R.I.P to the dead......don't know why young people die like this nowadays

Adaure4ever:
awww. Thx.

Awwh bae youre just soo endowed.....can i get to know you better ?

RomanceLander:
Looking for my shoki

Na me be your shoki.......common lets roll

am micheal lives in anambra state.........needs a girl for a serious relationship...........must be in anambra and asaba.........08031128141 call flash or whatsapp me

[quote author=Andyblaze post=42144428]My friend told me he feels too big to take orders from a woman, that in his place its even taboo to serve a woman and so he refused a job he was given after he found out the CEO was female.

What advise can I give him?


Op which kind mumu talk be that na......a whooping 200k job rejected becos of a woman ontop tins........guy check well the witches in your village are awake on your case

SUGARBEE:


Lol.. I detest online dating too but sometimes it really does help..

The main problem why you guys get disappointed is cuz you don't want to really know the person you're chatting with very well, all you guys have in mind is _sex and nothing but _sex...

You picture the person on the other end as perfect not vividly painting how he/she would look like without editing or makeup...

I once told an online admirer of mine that if we were gonna date online, he should upload a pic of him holding a current dated newspaper...

Lol... He couldn't for reasons best known to him and that was when I knew he was a scam. .

I'll therefore advice everyone entering an online relationship to obtain reasonable evidence from the person on the other end that he/she is real, before you put your self in something bigger than you can handle

hehehe.......but talk true did you ask for evidence before collecting recharge card you get from your magas

Blessinzy:
why do some girls cheat? please i have never cheated on my bf. believe it or leave it

abeg na who we go ask
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present your witness

yea thats true.......becos na that time wey u close ya eye na him good ones go pass..........abeg make dem pass joor #trustnoneahcantfithelpagain

Ibiyomee:
You wake up to the smell of nice aroma from your kitchen, thinking your wife is preparing breakfast. On getting to your kitchen you met your wife sister cooking like this.
Guys, what will you do?
SPEAK THE TRUTH!

well if i saw her that way i will quickly put on a dark shade and check to see if the food will interest me.......becos the bible goes against it

Pchidexy:
I met this girl when I was a teacher in a private school five years ago. She was a teacher as well. She was a hell of beauty. We both had feelings for each other but there wasn't anything serious. We lost contact when I left the school to pursue business. Five years later, in 2015, we met again. This time, we got really acquainted to each other. We were rolling!

The Test:
I purposely gave her number and details to my friend who is a real player. He scooped her and she fell. She was money conscious as she demanded Samsung galaxy and some money from my friend. He never gave her any of those things. Just by promising her marriage she willingly opened her legs for him. All these while, I was updated by my friend. She never knew I knew about her escapades.

If you were in my shoes what would you do?

As for me I see her as worthless and only use her to quench konji.

you knew the guy was a player and yet you subjected the same girl you claim to love to his pranks.......abeg talk true....shebi na her big nyash make you fall for am......mtcheeeew childish act of mumuism you for stil ask us how you go take bleep am....shior !!!

Pchidexy:
I met this girl when I was a teacher in a private school five years ago. She was a teacher as well. She was a hell of beauty. We both had feelings for each other but there wasn't anything serious. We lost contact when I left the school to pursue business. Five years later, in 2015, we met again. This time, we got really acquainted to each other. We were rolling!

The Test:
I purposely gave her number and details to my friend who is a real player. He scooped her and she fell. She was money conscious as she demanded Samsung galaxy and some money from my friend. He never gave her any of those things. Just by promising her marriage she willingly opened her legs for him. All these while, I was updated by my friend. She never knew I knew about her escapades.

If you were in my shoes what would you do?

As for me I see her as worthless and only use her to quench konji.

you knew the guy was a player and yet you subjected the same girl you claim to love to his pranks.......abeg talk true....shebi na her big nyash make you fall for am......mtcheeeew childish act of mumuism you for stil ask us how you go take bleep am....shior !!!

yeah I agree with you all that this.guy is a pure devil 's incarnate....... what he did was really appalling and wicked could get someone killed........ then I take this current happening as the concluding part of the story we all know How much trivialities that abound in a relationship...... what Am saying is that we only read about what the guy did but it might be a retaliation to all the girl might have been putting this guy through in secret....... that's why it's adviceable to hear from the both parties before an express conclusion.......... if that girl happened to be innocent of any accusation then the guy is a dead meat: D