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CharlyNick:
Lesson learnt: DON'T DEPEND ON YOUR JOB.


IF YOU ARE IN PORT-HARCOURT, DON'T MISS MY IMPORTATION BUSINESS TRAINING FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT WANT TO GO INTO IMPORTATION

rily will lyk to knw more abt dis importation stuff....presently in pH still searching fo a job...aw do we get in touch?

ShutdownBrown24:
Good one bro! See! I'm a certified public administrator, but sometimes I do imagine how will I live upto my expectations in life, will I serve the government for 35yrs & earn a penny of 10 - 20 million Naira as pension, when my mate are buying house in banana island for 600million, travelling around the world & driving lattest cars. No! I can't be a paid slave.


Before my career education I enrolled my self in a skill acquisition, that will enable me live up to my expectations. Now I used my skill acquired to buy my self anything I want in life, though this is just a tip of an eyes Berg.



Skill is very good bro.

wat skill?

kennyman2000:
Tell them bro, a gal tried that nonsense with me..
I let her know i can do something, since that day, whenever she sets her eyes on me. Na to pick race...

watin u tell am?

Demigods:
This guy na really bastard fuckker

no b him buy d toto!?

DICKtator:
Since she is on a world tour,

When would she travel to Italy?

Italy? of ol places!

Iyamar:
My love patoranking...this your dressed nawao. Miss Miss Miss

ur Luv?

SeverusSnape:
It means a two faced hypocrite.

Sorry for the late reply, was banned by the spam bot.

lol...welkome back!

tosyne2much:
No I wasnt bro

anyway ur on point sha...

saintneo:
I believe exercises can enhance blood circulation thus making a man more virile. Cutting down on thoughts(business, financial thoughts) can create space for sexual thoughts.

guy e no easy ooo....too much xpection wat dos one xpect...

ProfEinstein:
Chai ogam sweetus where have you been? Just this morning I thought of yuzedo and his comic way of expression with a blend of super intelligence and I told someone nairaland has gone to the dogs. Amunaekeuto I miss your comments walahi, did u change to another moniker make I begin dey follow u ASAP. Bro m broke, send me Richard card please

dat name thou!

ProfEinstein:
Chai ogam sweetus where have you been? Just this morning I thought of yuzedo and his comic way of expression with a blend of super intelligence and I told someone nairaland has gone to the dogs. Amunaekeuto I miss your comments walahi, did u change to another moniker make I begin dey follow u ASAP. Bro m broke, send me Richard card please

wat a name...

greggng:
Get urself saint leaf and bitter leaf and extract the raw juice and take it first thing before meal and last thing at night . Stop junk meal. Look for moringa seed and eat 7 of it. It may make u visit toilet many times but at the end u will use ur manhood again

moringa?

bigass123:
Op, you need to present some facts that will help others get a clue what could have gone wrong with your machine.
Did you notice or experience any symptoms before your thing stopped working? Like itching, worm-like movements or funny sensations in your privates? All these can easily indicate an infection.
It could also be side effects of certain drugs or a result of your state of mind. Lastly, it could be a spiritual attack..
All of these are mere speculations as we are not sure what exactly is the cause of present predicament.
Try see a doctor and carry out necessary tests, it's the first step to your solution. Do something fast about it oh, without a functional machine.. Life is boring oh. When a woman is no longer afraid to be naked in your presence. You don turn eunuch be that oh.
Act Fast

worm lyk movement...wat could b d cos of dat?

hedonistic:
Nairaland's standard has really dropped. Full of bumbling, idiotic kids these days who can't contribute meaningfully to any topic. I come across old threads (2006-2010 ish) and can't help but be impressed by the quality of contributions by members those days. A person needs advice/help, and yet the first page is full of inanity.

OP, the problem might be either psychological or due to physical inactivity. The best solution is to exercise as much as you can. For instance, try to do about 100 swings of skipping rope (or just use your hands in a position that simulates the motion if you don't have an actual skipping rope) every morning. It's a very effective exercise for improving blood circulation to the vital organs.

Also take your mind off your past episodes with erectile failure. Take it to be nothing really, cos if you keep thinking about it and fearing that it might happen again then it would become a self-fulfilling prophesy. 80% of erection is psychological..

nice....tnx fo d tip...

koning:
Actually, it's the other way round. Too little f.ucking. Dick, like the brain is one of the body organs that perform better the more you use it.
Op, do you get an er*ection when you m*asturb.ate?.

Try jerking off a lot more before you meet that woman. You don't have enough blood flowing to your d.ick. Pump it up with M.asturbation first.


My 1kobo.

and if u kom in d process?

yuzedo:
Nairaland has unfortunately been overrun by puerile idiõts. Who would think that such a grave matter would attract so staggering an amount of jejune comments from a backward generation?

OP, visit a doctor, quick.

Run your symptoms on WebMD and Mayo Clinic ON YOUR WAY TO THE HOSPITAL. Affirmative action is critical and time is not your ally. Godspeed.

WebMD? watz dat?

lonelydora:
Since you are not married, I advice that you visit the next stripper club in your hood. Come back and thank me later.


Meanwhile stop masturbating, thats the long effect of it.

u sho?

rattlesnake:
problem is from your mind

mind? tatz try bt d ish is wat could he b finking....

tosyne2much:
Must u take everything serious ?

dude simz to me ur too serious?

saintneo:
Do you embark on morning exercise? Do you jog? You need to rejuvenate yourself, take your mind off world challenges for sometime.

and y do u say so....

Mamatee07:
You think Tinubu is a baby politician , you think this wasn't expected Is that how politics is that the senators will just turn on him ASAP lol of course not, it's in stages. Numbers will gradually reduce as the pressure is increased. This game is still in the first phase

so tinubu na god nw abi...mk e kom remove am I just de watch wuf ma weed...

lol...na today...na pple was carry DS fools fo head...I get dem tym...

Oyind17:
Why?

u olready knw...

Obi411:
Someborri want tu cum-it funnykayshon!!! Lol

funnykayshon? aw do I add u up?

Guyman02:
Nigeria to join anti ISIS Coalition - Buhari at UN

But is he oblivious of the fact that the West doesnt want ISIS and Boko Haram to be destroyed?

Back to the topic: My boss doesnt want me to know that he makes so much profit from my work and pays me not just 'peanuts' but something that puts me under the pressure of always calculating how to my bills without borrowing.

guyman no b lie....they use u to gada millions yet pay u peanut...

Ologogoro:
He won't tell you he's fvcking your girlfriend

fucking ur gf?

Oyind17:
I know why I said that

y if I may ask letz go private?

Oyind17:
Na wa o, na so una like big booobs

I dunt knw abt odas am talking abt masef....so aw it gon b?

Oyind17:
Why you want know?

cos big tinx olwayz interest me...

SeverusSnape:
It's an open secret, Osinbajo is just a puppet, He has no political clout whatsoever. Little wonder he was referred to as a 'mere commissioner' and now disrespected by Hell-rufai.

APC being the propaganda party that they are, had to release a fake photo the next day of both of them smiling as though everything is alright, But we know better, We ain't zombies. https://chikeroonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pres.jpg

I heard he called Osibanjo monahiki, Every Hausa/Fulani guy here should know what this means.

sorry watz d meaning?

Oyind17:
Op, there are graduate out there who earns less than that amount, guess what they graduated years ago. Many graduates are working for less than that amount. Maybe your popsy hold small money siddon dey wait for a million naira job

Graduate my big boobs!!

big boobz aw I go carry knw say e big?

dhardline:
And you are still thinking about it.please pm me your aunts number I have a million and one people who will even sacrifice the first month salary to who ever gets them this oppoertunity.

dat guy dun drink beer...if na tru mk e gv me him anty puni sori I min numba....