₦airaland Forum

lolaxavier:
No 1 is allowed if it is a quickie e.g. Your landlord's wife or your lesson teacher. No time for preambles...do fast and run for your life...


No 7... Mandatory if she's forming like she's new to bj by testing only the cap...when in reality, she has blown different types of trumpets in her existence...

chairman i c yh....landlord wyfe lyk seriously? u de Bleep pple wyfe?

K9blunt:
let he who has eyes , learn.

hmmmm...whch one annoys u most?

lolaxavier:

Please who fit help translate? I no sabi wetin dis guy dey talk...

i tink say na onli me

holatin:
I still don't know why your parent never use you do ritual.
brainless saTANist

warin e do yh?

kestolove95:
Why egbira people. Dey kill any off dia son wey comot for governor na?...naso dem kill one senator dat year wey for beat ibro hands dwn tru same accident....no wonder igalas sai dey will nevr rule kogi




Rest in peace
D worst tin b. Sai muslims knw go put u for fridge to cool of smal b4 dem chuk u fro ground o...

na christian de rule fo kogi abi na muslim?

chyckxx:
I'm not even contemplating marriage.. Just wanna live the 'lazy' life..

wat ya min by lazy lyf?

dovelike:
Lol. Your username is funny oo

u lyk d name...

dovelike:
And this can never come back again

op u enjoyed it bck den while it last?

joystickextendr:
Memories sometimes I wish I can turn back the hands of time.. Buh mehn we have to move forward









Meanwhile are u having problems with your joystick size or having premature ejac?? Check my profile/signature

so?

Idrismusty97:
If you find it so difficult to obey why not just take it out of the story book. The person who wrote that is probably impotent. Just find a scripture in the Bible and twist it to mean fornication is good, or perhaps god wasn't talking about fornication in that part it means something else. Just keep twisting and twisting until you capture the minds of your gullible brethren. Hypocrites!

nawa ooo....blasphemy oooo...no sin against d holy spirit ooo....

bakila:
IS that what you learnt from your mouth actiooonn lessons.

ask ur moda.

PedroJP:
4 ur info,i'v not met GEJ or collected any cash from him but i rather die than accept Buhari as a credible candidate for dat seat.

tel em

Elslim:
Ogini neme
Nna too late to cry Oga presido. Jst prep up ur load. Otouke is loading

otu nnegi...

bt dude dosent luk bad at ol....

1stola:
[size=38pt]Enugu for sure [/size]

y enugu?

Wizzz:
Since I was a kid, I've always known it to be a red apple

wat abt nw?

Isuckpussy:
Yes na it's very real. U sound so amateurish, u must be new to the game

yesss ohhhh...na him mk i wan ask ma teacha cos i de plan lick one bab cunt..i neva try am bfo
..

Isuckpussy:
Female cums don't kill. The difference is the smell, some girls don't know how to take care of their fuckhole. Don't ever try that with such

hmmmmm.....i tot dere cum use to b internal...bt tat squirting of a tin is it real?

Built2last:
You don't understand.

You are regarded as harni (Infidel)

In their eyes, Jonathan is an infidel and whatever he does or represents is evil.

I was shocked when i was recently told that when ever muslims sin against Allah, he brings a christian to rule them.

and when ever they think this sin has been well paid for...they release all in their arsenal to regain power.

Jonathan is an infidel and indeed every christain in Nigeria or anywhere else.

just imagine that Yaradua was alive and produced centinary note of 100naira...will they reject it?

You may call me a bigot or a jonathanian but after spending 21 years in the north, i know them better and how they reason.

Again i repeat, God will not forgive Lord Lugard and his whiskey drinking girl friend flora shaw.

Imagine where southern protectorates would have been by now. They built Nigeria to be an Islamic state. Every govt building in Abuja was never approved till a mosque is incorporated in the plan. CBN, our money house has the best mosque built in it. Not to talk of SEC, NNPC, FERMA, FIRS, FCDA, NASS, Aso Rock villa was designed to look like the govt house of Morroco.

Not even Buhari can stop the crisis rocking the north because of uneven development. they are 100 years behind southern NIGERIAN.

Visit core north and see the beggars. You will curse Lugard.

abeg i dey vex...these guys are lunatics

no b lie....ds pple hv a hidden agenda ryt frm onset...onli way tat they cn accomplish tat is power komin bck to dem...

cole265:
keep deceiving yourselves...even when the handwriting is so clear that PDP is dead.+ all thieves irrespective of party affiliation

i no get ur tym nxt?

KwoiZabo:
because right from history Igbos don't worship people. A vote for Ambode is subjecting yourself to Tinubu's slavery. Igbo enwe eze.

my broda u don finish evritin...no b lie...bt watz d chance of pdp winin?

Deltagiant:
Nothing special....On the average. Needs a little NOSE JOB though.

abeg no vex whch one n nose job?

rafhell:
fatty
ugly
fallen breasty

trust me when i say that bre@st don fall.
you go hate this kind babe when they n@ked

hmmmm....e don teh u start to de chop somfin

MRLINGTON:
Her waist sha

na onli d husband d hit tat...i doubt if cn satisty d ho

ukgreat:
That's to remind u that a mans world is hard

oboi dis ur ansa de deep ohhh...bt na few pple go undastnd...

Missmossy:
Lol Its expected

hw?

shikaan:
lol PDP will shock this APC ppl. am telling u.

no b lie ma broda

KwoiZabo:
Rubbish. Igbos in Lagos will not vote for Ambode. Period.

y u say so?

Akpan107:
You are wrong my brother,
95% of Plateau population will vote for GEJ, 80 of Taraba, 90 of Benue, 70 of Kogi, 50 of Kaduna, 85 of Nasarawa, 70 of Kwara, 70 of Adamawa, 30 of Niger, 30 of Bauchi, and 35 of Yobe.

GEJ will get atleast, 40% votes from the North

98% from South East

95% from South South

70% from South West

winning an Election is not all about making noise on media.

The APC are good at winning Elections on social media, that why Buhari has been President on social media since 2014! And he is likely to remain the president on social media untill 2023.

kom kolect one origin wif condom join

generalissimo:
Of course nah! If u can get away from people's prying eyes, at a corner, secluded. They call it a 'quicky'

hmmmm

generalissimo:
I have always known that too much of everything is bad and attracts consequences. I never thought one could have too much sex I just think once u have erection, then drive on.....Thanks Op

even in d mkt place?

ignis:
Still searching for my name on Coca Cola. ..
When I eventually find it, I will do more than this. ...

u gonna squirt?