₦airaland Forum

mumumugu:
all baes are prostitutes

no b lie...bt u min say ur sis nd ur mum too na ashswo dnt tk it pasonal...

eddysernal:
when you bleep a babe dats making love buh when you bleep ashawo dats sex

i onced bleeped an ashi till she confirm me she begin dey cry say nobody don do am lyk dat to her b4 dats love making bcoz of dat she dey give me free service.

oboi u don win d cup b dat...u lick ha punny?

germainediva:
Dosent make any difference.......weda ur fucking 4 love or pleasure.......you will still enjoy it.....so no big deal........love wey no even dey 4 naija........

nice one...so if i get small moni u go gv me punny?

Enegod:
The difference is with "love making" you see the woman in bed with you, and with "sex" you just see the p*ssy...

oboi nawa ooo.where u learn ds pattern xplain abeg?

psucc:
Don't misrepresent facts.

Africa developed spiritually and oyingbo developed physically.

How many Whitman can fly from Naija to America and back the same night?

Development na development.

dis nighha funni die bt ds ur monicka no n here wanda wat minz?

ds praya get k leg...

EggovinMma:
My brother, that was during our mother's time.Where I come from, as an igbo gurl, my father made sure he slaved to give me the best, despite the fact he is not a graduate. I CAN NOT MARRY A MAN THATS LESS THAT MY FATHER. I CAN NOT EAT THERE SQUARE MEALS IN MY FATHERS HOUSE, ONLY TO EAT ONCE A DAY IN MY HUSBAND S HOUSE.THATS ILL LUCK.I should be the one earning that kind of amount to support my husband, and not him.Its not a sin o, but it's way below what I grew up with despite we weren't rich.BROS, ONCE AGAIN HOLY GHOST FIREEEEE! !

pray mk u marry ooo...if na d orientation wa u get....cos frm ur dp ol i cn say is ndo

pinkycute:
.

u no fit ansa?

AirborneLacer:
I've been a celibate for seven days.

Now that's serious

konji no b pasin broda oooo

AirborneLacer:
Nah thanks. I'm a celibate.

Unless those condoms are gonna serve as balloons on my birthday

lol bt lyk seriously?

sinaj:
I wnt deny my hubby of *** afta d trad. wedding

xo daz d church palava
d choch doesnt matter afta d trad. so far evrione recognises me as a marid person.

correct bab where fo ph u pin nah mk we get high..saw ur profile ur ma kinda fin

taiocol:
Traditional Wedding is all that matters, fucck the church and white wedding

y u say Bleep d church?

layinkakeem:
Which kinda submissive
On the bed or in the kitchen

hu u de ask?

KillerBeauty:
Wow. This post make sense dia
I for one need to learn to control my anger Also I need to learn to pray.
God please I want to know you more

na here u wan de do d praya?

AirborneLacer:
This is a pretty exhaustive list and I do agree with some points raised.

But then, there would always be flaws and shortcomings.

This shouldn't be an attempt towards actualizing a perfect marriage, cos there's no such thing as perfect marriage.

The most important thing is getting hitched to someone who would wholly complement you. Someone who'd accept you for whom you are, that's the beauty of every marriage.

I've seen couples who are damn poor but still share an unimaginable love. I've seen couples who share different religious sentiments but are still madly in love with eachother. I've seen a wife who knows zilch about cooking but is still loved and cared for by the husband.

That is the beauty of every marriage.

If working on your flaws seems like a herculean task, don't get dismayed, someone out there is willing to love you that way.

guy u just nailed it one pack of condom

daben1:
And i'll also work on 'how long i last in bed'

hw do u intend to achieva tat?

brito:
Men just dey die anyhow, if woman no kill him drink go kill am. God protect men from dying anyhow! R.I.P sha.

hw woman de kil man?

Situation001:
ask your p man...

sori i foget say u no get...

Situation001:
should that be a reason for me revoting him..










does that stop him from being clueless..










what has his picture got to do with the growth of this sinking country..


I said it.. cluelessness runs through the vein of this otuoke goat.. make him park well joor.. it is not his pic we need at this critical time..













IT IS CHANGE WE NEED.. AND I HAVE DECIDED..





Hit Like if it is change you want.. and not the throwback pic of a clueless couple...

if u wake in d morin u de great ur fada so?

joystickextendr:
hmmm okay







Meanwhile are u having problems with your joystick size or having premature ejac?? Check my profile/signature

u a doctor?

saintandsinnerz:
This man sef! Did he expect an easy victory for his candidate in Rivers? I've said it before that Amaechi has picked a fight that seems bigger than him. Robert Greene in his famous book-48 laws of power admonished people not to fight their superiors because at the end of the day, you may likely lose everything. The firecest election in Nigeria will d presidential election, Lagos and Rivers state gubernatorial elections.

no b lie....

rokiatu:
If you was dumb enough to have unprotected sex when you are not ready for a child yet then your stupidity is beyond measure. My only advice is to stop wasting time thinking so much and go look for any kind of work for that matter even if you have to clean shoes. You are going to be a father congrats in advance. When you was hitting it raw and enjoying yourself, you didn't think about this day abi? When you was c..umming in her, you had no idea there was a thing call,pregnancy right? And the morning after you and your dumb gf couldn't think of a thing call "the morning after pill" ni? Well you see God give us a brain for a reason, if you can't think and make logical decisions you will be left to face the consequences.

Welcome to the real world.

must u b raw?

kennygee:
How you no go like am.

him blind?

OkuDiOver1:
Nwanne maka gini ka anyi ga eji luko?

nne errr maka na obim nabatara gi....yenumu ekwe nti gi or fbk ka anyi wa eke emata onwe anyi...

missionmex:
I av never seen a mumu people like benue people.

dis idiots...i tire fo dem....

OkuDiOver1:
Fair and credible election is all I want

monicker ka gi di owk...e so na ife ana aluu...ka anyi luko nah?

ginawest:
bia gyna,ichori ji numba nkem me gini?

hapu ehe edere na motto baye na motto...eyiri ife nne eri...

ginawest:
hehehe...I nor dey try dat one o.

nwanyi oma yenumu ekwenti gi....ka anyi luko na idi owk..

INDUSTRIALFAN:
The hair long pass the girl knee o.... What if she enter bike and the thing enter chain

she die na ugly bab de form posh...

SeverusSnape:
This is one of the jokers I was talking about earlier. You sound pained, please take your frustration somewhere else.

how d mofo wan tk mk moni?

alizenbohr:
There's only one way to get reply to your questions:

Carry your high-tech smart phone go join dem do investigative journalism then bring back the full report.

You can believe that France bombed Nigeria without pix.

You can post about Book Haram claiming villages in NE without video.

But here you have video evidence of the collaboration of NA and CJTF to curb BH menace and you're asking 'silly' questions.

You are the deceiver here.

na apc man

Iamsynord:
No 11 tho
Going straight to her vagina ..
is there a Shortcut to the vagina ??

niggha u crazy....