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englishmart:
honestly I can't listen to nigerian raps.

ur missing try jesse jagz nd tnk me lera?)...

valmunich:
these people has been in the game for long. they know better. I gat love for Lamar Buh trust me I hate that 'i' till today, I've never Been able to play it to the end

oboi u de miss ooo...i by kdot is a tyt jam....olso try real, art of peer pressure, blacker d berry, now or never, beyounce, nd no make up ol by kdot

rhema4u:
If this makes front page, I'd trek from my place in Akpajo to Oil Mill Junction!

seriously?

Mrval20:
Sixthed!

I would also want to know whether it's advisable to join the Air Force or Navy as a Bsc holder.
I want to serve my country.

y u no join police...

Firefire:
Congrats, for your ability to buy 100GB per month.

I am happy with the 10mb.

Thanks.

correct guy...

SirShymexx:
You lied.

There is absolutely nothing better than having good sex and bussing a nut. Shyte, it takes over ya body, mind, brain, and soul - and the only thing better than sex is more sex.

ur one sick poppy op u knw tat?

Bifwoli:
That's very little money.

An Igbo can easily make much more than that from God given business acumen.

no b lie ma bruv

dearpreye:
He has no option. He MUST do well. That I'm very sure!

tat olso wat am fingin...if he rily wana stay in tat office afta d first four yrs....lets c aw it goes...

megacity:
Its reasonable to say that Wike won the electon. It is not easy to rig every polling unit and every local govt in a big state like Rivers

bro u cn say tat again...

YoshiMaster:
You guys haven't seen anything at all.

They call me Tornado

Cause when she's coming, I move swiftly like the wind; sweep, wash the bathroom, mop the floors, spray airfreshner, sometimes I even repaint the room

repaint d room lyk seriously ?

shaboti:
Phyno is more loved, but I feel there's so much he could learn from ill bliss

guy u just nailed it...to me ogha boss is far beta dan phyno...

channelz:
Could it be that Peter is getting all the endorsements?

Life has a way of balancing things up though.

Paul please take a clue from the travails of Jesse Jagz... talent alone ain't enough
#donttakeitPersonally!

jesse jags aw ya min?

dinachi:
Amaechi lost contact with the people...Dakuku is a good man but a very poor politician and very weak personality. I saw him a few times and I was sad that he wasn't bold and confident. On the other hand Wike love him or hate him was everywhere throwing everything at APC. He sounds very convincing and delivers his arguments with great confidence and boldness. Amaechi should have looked for a very strong character to match Wike... Wike completely outclassed Dakuku as a politician. As for the hand bill depicting Amaechi and Dakuku as betrayers, I still do not know why they couldn't counter it with their own that will depict Wike as a betrayer of rivers people and pursuing an Ikwerre agenda by insisting to replace amaechi. If I was in Amaechis shoes, I would have won the state elections hands down.

we don hear u say....but dat wike i cut cap fo am...tat man na boss...

Godsbaby1:
no body knw ur dakuku, the only popular politician are Amaechi And Wike, ur dakuku is a political infant compare to Amaechi and Wike

ma guy u just nailed it

sinaj:
u r lucky m nt in d mood

where in ph do u reside....so we get bump nd grindin no tym..hit me ur digit.

in no particular orda jesse jagz, don j, master craft nd young john..

Orijin101:
[b] ok. . . the last time Rachael visited me, here are the characters i observed;

*orijin, please put kamasutra letz watch, this lord of the rings is gettin borin, i did!

*orijin, you are busy with your system while I'm here alone, am i not important to you? i joined her!

*orijin, can you see what that king is doing before having sex with his wife? i comot eyes!

*orijin, you are not even romantic, are you not enjoyin the movie with me? I smiled

*orijin, why are you smilin now, you are too naughty, she mistakenly/intentionally hits my kokoro, I laughed!

*orijin, I'm coming i wanna use the toilet, i said ok!

-while she was in the toilet, i quickly performed some miracles which you will read later

-she came back and sat on my lap

*orijin, i jez don't know why i love you so much and i replied "i love you too babe"

*she started kissin me and my kokoro started searchin for signal. . .

*she started rubbin my kokoro and i started svckin her oranges

*she unzipped my trouser to give me a head but to her greatest surprise! My kokoro waz already putting on a CONDOM!

And what happened after that *some text missing*

cc: tosyne2much[/b]

ona no go kill pasin i swear

MEILYN:
You of course.

i dnt fink so

MEILYN:
Do you even know what that word means?

hu u de ask?

MEILYN:
Jonathan has fulfilled what stupid mission? For almost 6years the 1diot took us for granted and you say he was sent by God? God must be a corrupt and a wicked man if I should agree with this church's logic.

When the righteous rules, the people rejoice. Jonathan's government was the opposite. This church should just shut up and preach what they are supposed to preach.

blasphemy...

CharlesNneji1:
*warning* Lazy readers, this might be too long for you. Don't bother reading it. But For those who will read it; i used headlines to make it easy to scan through.
****************************************************************

MY TWO FRIENDS

I have two friends who are almost alike. As in, they resemble themselves for many angles.

I will call them James and John (Not their real names)

Both of them are average income earners. Infact, they earn almost the same amounts. Both of them are average looking guys, both of them are about 26 years old, both of them are generous, they both live in a flat and both of them drive the same type of cars.

Here is the only difference between them…

Girls flock around James like flies. They love him, they throw themselves at him, and about a couple of girls had even fought over him in the past. Some of the girls even go as far as buying things for him and trying to tie him down by getting pregnant for him.

As in, he is a real player who effortlessly gets girls interested in him.

But John’s isn’t that lucky…

Getting a girl is a big wahala for him. And for the ones he MANAGES to get; the way they play him is very touching.

He buys them things, tells them how much he loves them, shows them that he really cares for them. And these girls hang around for a while then either dumps him, tell him they don’t love him or out rightly cheats on him.

Some hang around him for a while, allow him to spend on them and then they send him an IV to their wedding with some other dude.

So what is the difference between the two?

Why are they so alike, and yet, have different results with love?
What is James’s secret?

That is what I will show you…infact he uses ONE main trick.

THE TRICK is this: He becomes emotionally superior to the babe

BECOMING EMOTIONALLY SUPERIOR TO A BABE:

Girls love to be chased. They love to play hard to get – it’s their nature.

Sometimes their shakara is quite normal.

But some other times; they do the shakara for you because you irritate them and they don’t want you around. They do it so they can put you off.

If a girl ignores your calls,

Ignores your chats,

Doesn’t want to go out on a date with you,

Never agrees to visit you,

Cheats on you,

Acts cold on the phone with you,

Talks to you in a harsh tone when you talk to her,

Doesn’t agree to give you her number after you have asked her twice for it…

She is not playing hard to get this time, bro, she actually finds you irritating. That is the hard plain painful truth. She finds you so irritating that the only thing she wants to do is to give you those attitudes so you can just free her.

If you get this same behavior from MOST girls you approach, then you are like my friend John

But don’t worry – I am about to show you what will put a stop to it forever (Yes, I said it. forever).

So what can you do to put a stop to it?

By becoming emotionally superior to her.

How do you become emotionally superior?

Here is the trick; To get a girl interested in you you have to do the opposite of what other guys do around her.

Other Guys praise her.
Other Guys try never to offend her.
Other Guys say only nice things to her.
Guys call her to ask her why she doesn’t reply their calls.
Other guys beg her to love them…

The trick is never do any of these things other guys do but rather, do the direct opposite.

Why?

Because the old method of praising girls, telling them how you feel about them and buying things for them don’t work anymore – it might have worked when you were a teenager but guy, babes don wise up – as they grow older they become more akpo.

If the old method of always trying to impress girls work then the girls you’ve chased in the past for dey trip for you die

For instance, instead of praising a girl – tease her.

Don’t say: “You are beautiful” (It’s a dry praise she hears all the time. Infact she has heard it so much that it justs boosts her ego without making her feel anything for who said it)

Turn it around and make it more sexy by saying something more manly:

Take for instance:

On a date you can say something like: “on a scale of 1- 10. For your face, I will give you 5 points. I will need to see some qualities in you before I give you the other 5 points”

Now, if you keep face like mess and say this to a girl she will think you are an arrogant idiot. The trick is to say it playfully – smile, relax and say it.
Most times when you say this to a girl she would go like: “For your mind. What are the qualities sha?”.
And you’ve hooked her…

You could throw in more teasing to turn up the tension by saying “Quality number one: give me 6 twins at a go for 2 points”.

So why does this works so well to set you apart from other guys?

It is simple plain psychology – human beings only LOVE interacting with people who are their level or above their level.
Trying to impress a girl you are chasing is like walking into her room crawling, with your hands stretched out as you beg for attention.
It makes a girl see you as someone below her.

Also, this method makes a girl go like WTF. Why is he so different from other guys, there must be something special about him – that’s just why he would behave this way.

MORE EXAMPLES FOR PROJECTING EMOTIONAL SUPERIORITY
Tips from my previous article:

# Never ask a girl how she feels about you. Never ever ever do it. My wahala is that even after reading this some guys will go out and still do it. when you ask a girl how she feels about you it makes her see you as someone who she has under her control. and when a girl feels she has you under her control, it kills every interest she has in you.

Women like men that are in control.

-#1. Never tell a girl how you feel about her TOO EARLY. I will keep saying this. Before you tell a girl how you feel about her you have to be sure she feels two times the same way for you. In eBook, The bang rule, i explained 3 steps you have to take before you let a girl know how you feel about her. follow those 3 steps in the exact way i explained them in the eBook and she would never think of friend zoning you. See my profile for how to get the eBook.

- #2 Stop Seeking Her Approval. Even if you did not get any other thing from this article - just get this. I don't preach disrespecting ladies, but still, guy - you are the man, not she. When you take your whole power as a guy and give it over to her, you are shooting yourself in the leg.

Some of the way most guys make this particular mistake is:

- They call a girl up and beg her to see them. Like, they beg.
- They beg a girl to call them. I overhead a guy saying something like this to a girl on phone one day: "Call me now, you never call me. Call me now"

Haba na. When you BEG a girl for anything you are handing your power to her and girls Never date a guy who is "weak"

MORE EXAMPLES:

1. Instead of telling a girl you want to fix a date with: “Can we see tomorrow” (this is weak). Say instead: “I decided to take myself to the movies tomorrow; I want someone interesting to go with. You just won the chance. If you say no, I will bite your nose”
(This projects you as someone who is in control. You are choosing her, she is not choosing you. Girls love guys they can’t control. I know this sounds weird but it’s the truth)

This article has become long enough. For more examples get my ebook today. See my profiles for numbers to call or watsapp. In the book I went into details on how to be emotionally superior on Pages 59 – 66

In my ebook, The Bang Rule, I also revealed the following

- Two things you need to do within the first five minutes of walking up to a girl that would make her instantly like you…. Page 52

- One trick MOST GUYS DON’T KNOW that you can use to make a woman want to come over to your house to pay you a visit, even when she knows you have the intention of having sex with her… Page 25.

- How to make a girl take massive interest in you even to the extent of chasing you shamelessly…page 45

- One way to start a conversation with a girl you just met that will cripple all her defenses and make her polite with you. This ONE WAY will ensure that girls never embarrass you when you walk up to them to woo them… pages 55-56

- What to do that will make a girl always coming back to you, even if you treat her badly. This is the same secret players use to make a girl rush back to them after every quarrel…pages 66 – 67

- One thing you need to do around a girl you are asking out that will make her feel lucky that you are asking her out…. page 69

Plus many many more.

To get the ebook; click on my username then on my profiles you will see a watsapp number to contact.

Peace, bro…

aw do i get ds so called e book....

Calebosko:
ekpe,u dull,u for cary am na,u for form mugu for am,u fit get luck she cal u cum do d tin,wen she dey huny,if u dey do am like dat always u fit get luck she mary u

tatz ma niggha...u nasty...

Rexnegro:
Mine is she no sabi ride n suck my dicck , and she talk too much .

damn nigha u nasty..

ginawest:
i wl only buy it if it can tell me d tym m going to die

trust me u dnt wana knw whn to die?

AgapeCharis:
[color=indigo]What's hymen?? When you see blood flowing and the vj is as tight as hell with the "no entrance" feeling___which other hymen will you be looking for?[/color]

i tire fo ds kind questn oooo...

esmeralda1:
I don't understand o,is it that[sub][/sub] the drug will make blood flow during intercourse?

c ds one e b lyk say ur punni to turn to well?

PapaBrowne:
Are you serious Your speech just gave you off as someone who lacks complete understanding of Economics>



Illiteracy no be moi moi oh!! Ha! So if someone tells you he will equate the value to the dollar you would just swallow it hook line and sinker??
What were you doing when others were attending Economics class??

For the Naira to be equal to the dollar, you would need to see our dollar reserve rate go to something like a trillion dollars!! Even with 20 years of 20% economic growth rate, we would probably not be there!!


Now the bigger lesson for you is that a very strong Naira is not good for our country especially if you want to produce goods and export competitively..
Now let me explain that to you:
A bag of Dangote cement sells for 1500 Naira.
When the dollar was 160 Naira, that bag of cement was equal to $9.
At the new rate of 215 Naira, that same bag of cement is now equal to $7.
That means if Dangote wants to sell his cement in Albania, he has a better price point than he would have had 5 months ago.

Now imagine the Naira is exchanging at 5 Naira to a dollar.
That same bag of cement would now be equal to $300. Where on planet earth would he be able to sell his bag of cement at that price??

Any country that desires to produce and export to the rest of the globe, prays for a weaker currency to allow its goods better pricing amongst competitors. If Buhari understands economics, he will never pray for a very strong Naira except of course he wants us to keep importing everything!!

so are u in oda words sayin tat d higher d dollar to naira d beta fo our economy?

OkuDiOver1:
nwanna adim sory Maka name aka Jim,ewela iwe

aka ejigi?

ismokeweed:
It means big blokos.

seriously

WombRaiders:
mmh.... my synonym


In China if convicted of corruption, one is executed by a single bullet to the head. Your family will ofcourse be billed the cost of the bullet.

guyman lyk seriously?

WombRaiders:
Jail time is not really a deterrent for corruption.

We should adopt the Chinese model.

whch is?

ismokeweed:
WOJU OOO...

abeg watin b d meanin of woju?