₦airaland Forum

sinkhole:
Sorry Bros, the fact is they are!
If DeeperLife says any woman who wears trousers shall go to hell and Wnner's Chapel people disagress and there is a fight, in whos interest are they fighting?
BH is fighting for muslims and Islam but they disagree with other muslim's ideas or interpretations of the Holy Quran and worse still they beleive those other muslims must be killed along side the outright INFIDELS (i.e., mainly Christians).

my brida u just nailed it...

GitmoAuditors:
..and you had expect a technocratic Willie Obiano to be in a meeting chaired by a fat ugly limping(physically challenged) clueless abokii? Tufia!

simz ur frm anambra it runz in d blood

runzlord:
congrats to the father of nigerian hip hop industry, MI

hu dash am

franchizy:
All replacement must be from the Niger Delta states because they own the oil.
The marginalization of the Niger Delta must stop.
No Igbo, yoruba or Hausa man must be appointed.
This marginalization of the Niger Delta must stop.
Give to the Ceasar (ND) what belongs to ceasar.

are u owk?

opiloper:
I'm a constitutional lawyer i support wike

so wat dos d law say abt ds?

xynerise:
They will never learn.
Ediots chasing a train like chasing Molue

guy nawa fo u oooo

2dice:
lol ... Sambisa .... Dem be shekau Sarewa

de go i de ya bk...

Rumpelstiltskin:
Honestly, I have stopped hating this man.

The governor with nine lives.

u cn say tat again.....

2dice:
Lol ... Some of those flashy things .... Na bend-down select ... if u see Dem for evening for my hood as Dem dey pricE cloths ...mmehn you confidence go Multiple ** sharperly

whch area b tat mk i kom knack one ash...

JingoOAU:
As for me, it's not just working for me....two weeks to the time I will receive my salary, I always write down everything needed for the next one months, infact, I ensure I go about with this written document so that it can stick to my faculty

But Immediately the alert enters, there are always so many unforeseen circumstances arising, that you dare not overlook....for instance, this morning, I realise that my gas finished.whereas, I never budgeted re-filling of gas in my plan, thinking the remaining gas should be enough to take me for the whole month, so I shed another 4k to fill my gas.....am the type that love cooking as I will never eat in any eateries or mama Put.....

Moreso, fuel is another thing that consume a lot of my salary...its not easy to be a man.....maybe next time am coming to this world, I will have to come as a woman

my broda u just nailed....

pekelepekele:
Nice one op but Prayer is the key ., even when you choose to spend wisely , you can suddenly fall sick and chunk of money goes to hospital bills or meds ,. Your home appliances can even start developing fault .

With all these half nude call gals roaming around the streets & with everybody going into Bar/restaurant business making you see a Bar every corner you turn (reminding you that you need a cold beer).

Saving some funds is no joke.

God Help Us.

my broda u just nailed it...no b lie...mk God help us....

Enesi13:
this is one of d reasons my religion forbid eating dog meat

whch is?

mayorkyzo:
People saying he should rest..when he quits his work all cos he wants to be a bleeping champion you all would call him lazy..was once in ya position...Go to any kedi health store and ask for re-vive...now any girl comes near me she begs me to stop ...thank me later

kedi?

ellabooz:
Some people think through the Anus .
let me clear you, Wike is the brain behind Omehia failure and if you are in doubt ,ask questions. Wike ' s ambition contributed immensely in the crises that brought PDP down. Infact it was the major feud between mama peace and Amechi.
Wike is a pure politician and he is a way far ahead of Amechi in politics.

I Don't believe he would come this far. Amechi is just learner where the guy dey.

abeg hlp me tell em...even amaechi sef knw...na noise e de mk....hu b dakuku?

justhelp:
f there any one interested I have glo vouchers 500 each I hav just two goes for 400 each, I don't use glo,a female friend sent it to me thinking am using glo for my BB bis reliable person pls

gv me nh

[quote author=yungbillionaire post=34074232][/quote]just type toto den u post...

ishiamu:

That's an epic moniker

menn bt ds ur monicker no b here....ishiotu nko?

MRBrownJ:
as i wrote once before, i will copy and paste it for you once again.......:

"although there is nothing "seemingly" wrong with a +30yr old single woman, the alarm bell will clearly ring in my mind, but that's just me....so here is how i will evaluate such person (this is just MBJ's views, pls dont get offended):

[b]- as much as a +30yr old would "seemingly" look great, we all know that the skin elasticity may have seen its fair share of cream etc, so before settling for such lady, a GOOD LOOK at her without make up is necessary in order to have a clear evaluation of the skin quality/elasticity. a poorly cared-for skin would mean that this gal would quickly look like an old hag, after a few months/yrs (check her mother without make up for CONFIRMATION).

- skin elasticity also means that her tittays would certainly sag quicker than a 20yr old (if they didnt sag already).....so a good look at her nekkid and standing IS A MUST. if her tittays already sag pass the belly button, then you already know what to do. pls dont get fooled by them gals with big tittays firmly locked in push up bras, this is one of the fallacy of the 20th century and just another trick used by our sistas out there, lol!

- if that girl is beautiful, then alarm bells will be ringing even louder, as you most definitely must ask yourself:"what is it about this beautiful gal that drives people away?" YES, there must be something within her that is driving all potential mates away, something so foul that men are willing to disregard her beauty...so thread carefully!

- then the idea of WHY she has never been able to meet the right person must also be considered. as much as many may be unlucky like that, there are equal chances that she may have the wrong attitude, the wrong goals in life, the wrong mindset, the wrong lifestyle, the wrong background/past, TOO DESPERATE etc. again, a thorough check must be done to get to the bottom of it all, and know exactly what it is.

- and then there is the issue of freshness of the toto, yep you heard me right FRESHNESS OF THE TOTO!!!!!
most single women meet about 5 different sex partner a yr (i am being generous), and since they start fukcing at about 19yrs old (and i am VERY generous once again), it means that such particular lady could have no less than 55 different men mounting her toto by the time she gets to 30yrs old. although there is nothing wrong with that, it means that this toto has seen its fair share of traffic, and as we all know that traffic mean heavy maintenance, that toto has long pass its sale by date. it may taste great, but chances are the elasticity and mechanic of that said coochie is close to giving up on you. a 20yr old coochie will get its elasticity back after a pregnancy (with the right exercises), for a 30yr old coochie it will be 3 times as hard.....[/b]

so looking at if from a life long investment's point of view, it is not a great move to go for such ladies, especially when we all know that you can get a fun, "easy go lucky", friendly young 20yr old coochie for the same hassle that you would get from most desperate 30yr old woman.

PS i am not even going to dwell on trying to educate or/and "reboot" the mind of that said +30yr old lady, and getting rid of all the "viruses" that have been implanted in her mind by her past r/ships. NO operating system/antivirus could handle such heavy duty work load!"

MBJ

my man...so d toto don slack finish ryt?

ANGELMARVE:
@OP ure just waisting ur time if ure writing dis to a Nigerian girl, just buy her an expensive gift and she will cm bak to u

no b lie ma bruv...most nija bad babs are just dump nd stupid...

bigtt76:
A world class airline cannot afford to type and print notices such as this? Asking for electronic display is too much sef

tot i was d onli one tat saw tat poo

otokx:
Truth is bitter, remove the subsidy and regulate the price after agreeing on the exchange rate to use.

tro mo light on ds xchange rate cos i dnt get it....

vicadex07:
Which investments

Sale of fake drugs, fake spare sparts, importation of substandard china products, kidnapping, baby factories, piracy and mega scale prostitution

Make dem carry dem go their village o. We don't want those pollutants in Lagos and other south west states no more

damn niggha u sound pained......efulefu....

socialmediaman:
I don't think there's any such thing as complete freedom.. Let's see it this way. In Nigeria, the south west see the north as a check and balance for the south east, the north central also see the rest of the country as a check and balance to the north east and north west. Even if you divide the country into 6 regions, the differences continue, in the east for instance, the anambra would like to dominate while the ebonyi man would rather the Imo person stay relevant as a check to the anambra. Same with the south west, south south etc..

my broda mo b lie....expecially ds anambra ish bt where u frm?

owobokiri:
The way these guys talk sometimes irritates to no end. It is as if they have started taking the respect for human lives and christian preachings down south for cowardice. He was the one that has been using violence to threaten everybody . The north is slowly taking it for granted that the fear of violence from the south will make folks yield to them at will. This can lead to haughty/arrogant outbursts/behaviour. Some parts of the south, traditionaly beholden to eternal servitude may lap upto that since they visualise their every political progress through the northerner, but sometime in the future other parts of the south will be forced to challenge this mentality. Unfolding events thereafter will prove to everybody that no one has a monopoly of violence.

my broda u just nailed it no body hv d monopoly of violence..

ignis:
N100,000 is not enough to start a profitable business which won't require your attention.
Keep saving guy....
When it reaches N500,000 let me know.

min don reach warin i go do

patomalabosan:
What are u guys talking abt? Seems i wasn't taught all these by my biology teacher... Dat coper dull sha. See as e be like say me no finish secondary skul.
Felaz, pls what's condom, its advantages nd disadvantages. I guess dats y i dont like it...

ask ur moda.

tunde82seidat:
na only power we need oo

no b lie....

bjdon:
Only 13%/ Come on Mr Aboki surley that's not enough. Think of the millions of begger kids you've got to feed. How about we give you 95% of the revenue and then the rest of the country manage the other 5%. Would that be ok?

Change my backside!!

i luv ds...nice one....

clefstone:
@GenBuhari, your post above is the reason boko haram can hardly be defeated in Nigeria. The propaganda machinery of Islam is top notch and your post above is one example.
It is common knowledge that all muslims believe that Islam will one day rule the world. Most muslims can't wait for that time to come and would give anything to see it actualized. As much as I know that there are millions of peace loving muslims, there is however, that desire within them to see Islam conquer.
There is therefore a clash of interest within all muslims, a desire for peace and a desire for islam to be propagated no matter the consequence. The result is that the average muslim end up discreetly supporting groups such as boko haram while at the same time denying them.
I read in a foriegn media that after the Charlie Hebdo attack in France, the local muslim population claimed that the attackers were not muslims but actually Jews who used spiritual means to make themselves look like muslims. If this is coming from muslims living in developed countries, then I am not surprised at your denial, nor am I surprised that muslims in Nigeria would claim that Christians were responsible for bombing churches in Northern Nigeria when boko haram claimed responsibility for those bombings.
And I cannot forget the muslim friend of mine, a yoruba muslim, who told me that the 9/11 attack was carried out by Jews. How?
The day muslims in Nigeria come up and openly accept that boko haram is an islamic militant group seeking to create an islamic state, that day boko haram will end. Until then we will continue to hear these bad news. Unfortunately, that day will never come

my broda u just nailed it....no b lie.....

TheSonOfMark:

Dimwit, if only you were cerebral enough to regurgitate contempary political happenings at the center, premised on the requisite knowledge of the pecularity of voting patterns and have been stock-keeping the diatribes being traded in the polity, you would have known that the presidential election was tribal and, as expounded by key Northern figures in recent weeks, a process to return power to the North. But your foolihardiness has blinded you, vidiot.

tell em

DankemzI:
Remain the party NPA Nigerian Peoples Alliance

exactly...nice

iiiichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Wi tak creole an neber iinglish...dat ah fi di backras an tapanaris pon de society .. [/color]

whch language b ds again? german?