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yes, extremely

I would throw up.
I don't even eat pasta

chamotex:
That's why I'm keeping my virginity in tact

me too

maybe i'm weird i just don't like american food.

LOL Happy Birthday

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ibkaye:
Not even sure if I've had goat meat before, is that shaki?

are you a vegetarian?  goat meat is correct meat.  you are missing.
but don't eat without a handy toothpick. some are bound to get stuck in those crevices between your teeth.

hmm still can't believe you said brocolli.  lol what's to enjoy in a plant.

Oh goodness no, but i've had jollof rice with lots of plantain, goat meat, and limca.
you should try it out. good stuff!

my taste is not unique at all. i'm very bland and simple.
nothing sophisticated.

ibkaye:
you know what, after the day my sister ate ice cream with ketchup, nothing shocks me anymore, enjoy your meal

lmao. that's just not right. horrible combo. way to throw her under the bus.

but I'm eating it with bread lol

ibkaye:
ok ok i'll stop, just because i love you

aww thanks. love you too.


@topic,
Vanilla ice cream

ibukun

stop it!
no you're not. you are a young woman.

cold booobs

chamotex:
What the heck is this 'face your book' syndrome some people are saying?
Most of y'all lost yours at the age of 13 so wtf?

You dey mind them. They sleep around as much as prostitudes do.
The only difference between them and the girl they're calling a slut is, she gets paid for doing what she does, whereas they don't.

GL:
that's why i mentioned to be careful with the seasoning and texture. aside from that everything else is easy. plus we have different tastes so the cook has to determine for herself how much seasoning is adequate. i didn't take any lessons and my food always tastes and smells nice even if it comes out differently because i use enough of the right seasonings. my emphasis is she just has to start cooking something, searching for less daunting recipes and trying them out. that's the only way to learn, no one learns by simply watching their mother cook.

No underestimating the practical aspect of cooking - that's the act itself, but don't dare downplay the insight gained and instinct developed by those who watch their mothers cook. Their learning process began through observation while yours was more hands-on and experimental/exploratory.
cough cough . . I figure I should commend you for not standing aloof expecting some paranormal miracle to teach you how to cook. You don't want to go into marriage being an exploratory cook who's just experimenting with recipes to see what ingredients might blend. Bad food is not welcoming or pleasant to the stomach. Point is, you took the initiative. Even though you were a late bloomer you made a concerted effort to learn. If you had waited until marriage I'm sure your husband would have been understandably displeased. The means by which you learned your cooking is of no importance to me as long as you can cook satisfactorily. That automatically garners you 1000 attraction points.

Then allow me to simplify the quadratic equation for you nerds.
The secret to having women eat out of your palm lies in money.

I don't toast babes again, I just flash them and they get the drift.

All these GRE nuts.

GL:
says who? learning to cook isn't that hard. i couldn't cook a thing less than 2 years ago, but now i can cook just about everything i really enjoy eating. and i didn't even have to take any lesson, i learnt all by myself; searching for recipes online, asking friends for ideas/recipes, just mixing up any ingredients i like.

cooking isn't rocket science, for the most part there are no hard and fast rules. even if you do make a mistake, you might come up with a new recipe which you prefer. so don't be afraid to explore, just be careful with seasoning and how much liquid you use. it's better to start with a little and add to it, than to start with too much. once u start cooking one food, you'll realize the procedures for others are quite similar.

I'm afraid you have a diluted and oversimplified perception of cooking. Sure any tom, spiked, nkechi, sue, harry, and baby can cook, but is the prepared meal tasty? Properly seasoned?
It's an art that google alone cannot teach. Google is a valuable starting point though. Just my 2

ebinom:
@ poster, you're just as silly as your username but then again i really pray and hope that your girlfriend/fiancee is doing the same thing to you

I for I makes the world go blind

CILondon:
Wow, its true what they say about Nigerian men, they really are violent aggressive and abusive. You've just proved it. No wonder the whole world hates Nigeerian men.

P/S
it wasn't a Nigerian WOMAN who took a bomb device onto a plane, was it? You'd never catch a Nigerian woman doing something as horrible as that. Sometimes I wonder what Nigerian women ever did to deserve scum like Nigerian men. It's not fair on us!

Lol, I can't stress this next point enough - you are a foolish attention-seeking junk-writer . . . nothing more.

Showing your true color now aren't you? You have transitioned from the course of the topic - "dealing with a violent woman" - to satisfying your impulse to bash Nigerian men.


You didn't have to use this topic as a decoy. I can see through your igbe dudu. Useless girl.

spikedcylinder:
Yea, because you like men.

lol your head is not correct. are you a man?
when we sit in the basement watching pono together, it's because i love and want2fuck you.

CILondon:
H202
For the record, the article was written by misogynist women-hater likeyou - you should read it, you'll really like it and agree with it!

Who misinformed you? I love, love, love, love women.
I just enjoy harrassing simpletons like yourself, who (though seemingly innocent) carelessly conspire to disseminate unfounded lies.
Who in their wise minds would swallow your bunkum? Pathetic. It's the easily led fools who don't know any better that I feel sorry for.

ibkaye:
You haven't met every nigerian man though, have you?

There are bad seeds in every race.

How do you know you'd never catch a Nigerian woman doing something as horrible as that? Funny, that's what alot of people were saying about Nigerians in general, that they love their life too much and can never be terrorists, and then Farouk came along lol

What I'm trying to say is stop with the generalisations.

Do not attempt be diplomatic with, or to enlighten that lunatic. She is a lost cause I tell you, and I say that in the nicest way. She prides herself on her irrational, obtrusive generalizations.

spikedcylinder:
Aki, they said you should seal your mouth with gum. Do you need ota pia pia to go with that?
Bush fowl.

If you like call me stewing hen, I refuse to be malnourished into kwashiorkor by any she-goat - you included.
What's of utmost importance is to note that you did not debunk my assertions.

Inability to cook just makes a women 10x less attractive to me.

I agree. I wish I could just . . . . mine anyz watevs

Free our Artest. He's been a model citizen for us thus far. The zen master doing what he does best - He has managed to keep the toxicity in Artest at bay. His presence for us on defense is immense. We can get much better production from him offensively, especially on those perimeter shots, but that's a work in progress. Come playoff time, I expect him to be better acquainted with picking his spots on offense and knocking down treys.
That aside, his athleticism is an eyesore. I cringe everytime he blows a layup.

@Jesoul, na wa o you take style fine o. Anyway, Celtic, don't worry about the glue that binds our team together. Once Gasol gets back into tip-top shape, and Kobe is about 80% recovered from his finger ailments, we should have enough time to fine-tune our chemistry in time for the season that matters.

@Vince Carter, I almost choked when someone told me last last year that Vince Carter is a beast. Beast my foot. Maybe in his heydays in Toronto I would have bought into that argument, but these past few years he has only been beasting up injuries.

@My Lakers need to trade Ammo and Trasha. Those two useless molerats piss me off.

mix it up and be naughty.

tomorrow come dressed like a kinky cop with handcuffs.

i love freaks.

See as thing dey make me wanna fornicate