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TV/Movies › Re: ‘squid Game 2’ Officially Announced By Netflix by Haakeem(m): 10:21am On Jun 13, 2022
This squid game dark gon.
Romance › Re: Guys Don't Let ladies You Are Clearly Better Than Talk Down On You. by Haakeem(m): 10:19am On Jun 13, 2022
Modify and correct yah mistakes.
Romance › Re: Too Much Clubbing Is Killing Me, I Need Help by Haakeem(m): 5:49pm On Jun 12, 2022
KiNg0G:
Have been clubing since I was 16 and now that am an adult it getting more worst.. Wednesday day I club, Saturday you find me there... Sunday it's confirmed. This has really eaten my finances deeply been a night walker I can't just help myself. I tried several times buying same drinks I buy in the club outside at a cheaper rate, vsop and the rest and keep them in my fridge just to keep me indoor during weekends like this..no way as soon as it gets dark the urge to go mingle around with different new faces, pick new figure 8 and probably get to meet new baller's in town always wins. This is an habit I really want to let go, please clubbers how can I go about it?

Seun
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Pocohontas
Candidlady
Ginaz
this one you are suffocating English nw i don't understand.

mr wednesday day.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Twitter And Nairaland President by Haakeem(m): 5:33pm On Jun 12, 2022
Wisetrue99:
You are in a point of no return

Sorry for you bro.

We are talking about serious matter here not discussing clowns

So abeg shift
What is this one saying?

Would you keep that basket of a mouth shut!.

He is even seeing him self as an elder"interesting".

If you should be one, then i would call you quack one.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Twitter And Nairaland President by Haakeem(m): 4:26pm On Jun 12, 2022
Who is peter obi?? Just hearing this name for the first timegrin
Food › Re: See The ₦600 Fish I Bought In Ibadan (Photo) by Haakeem(m): 4:04pm On Jun 12, 2022
Here in kg. The big big parts would be sold to you for 100naira and the small parts 50naira summing it up together, the result would be #550
Romance › Re: Condom fûck don tire me, please help!!! by Haakeem(m): 2:41pm On Jun 12, 2022
Candidlady:
Haakeem please come advice your comrade. Pervy
get outtaf my men. Harlot.
Celebrities › Re: Beauty Queen, Sarah Distributes 12,000 Sanitary Pads In Benue, Abuja Schools by Haakeem(m): 2:38pm On Jun 12, 2022
Onariii:
Haba mana!! Be easy bruh cry
she started it first.
Celebrities › Re: Beauty Queen, Sarah Distributes 12,000 Sanitary Pads In Benue, Abuja Schools by Haakeem(m):
Candidlady:
cheesy cheesy
Pained yaro

All the best
Iknow you scared you don't want em taking classes. We know una type. Preying on vulnerable girls.

Your days are number


Ps this saggy bress is why your dad won't lemme breathe
You mean the slumping breas,t filled with sour pap water? Pukes.

Better go for a surgery to mend that disaster or rather yank it off your self.

Whor.e!
Celebrities › Re: Beauty Queen, Sarah Distributes 12,000 Sanitary Pads In Benue, Abuja Schools by Haakeem(m):
Candidlady:
Yaro what is your problem. Teaching em self defense is now a bad thing ko undecided
Those young girls should be taught how to defend emselves from predators like YOU
You can say that to your dad again and again you pimple infested face with a grimy armpit like that of a monkey poop oozing out smell like that of a decomposing corpse.

you should channel the energy you use in spewing trash here in nl to mend your saggy brea.st that is full of pap water instead of milk.

strumpet!
Celebrities › Re: Beauty Queen, Sarah Distributes 12,000 Sanitary Pads In Benue, Abuja Schools by Haakeem(m): 2:12pm On Jun 12, 2022
Candidlady:
sad

Super cool
Teach em self defense too against em hypersexual beasts
And she should not forget to teach them lesbianism.

nonsense.
Celebrities › Re: Beauty Queen, Sarah Distributes 12,000 Sanitary Pads In Benue, Abuja Schools by Haakeem(m): 2:06pm On Jun 12, 2022
Applaudable.
Phones › Re: What Feature Do You Think Nairaland Is Lacking, And Is Very Important by Haakeem(m): 1:57pm On Jun 12, 2022
Chat feature, mr seun plsz.
Politics › Re: I Turned Down My Kid Sis Monetary Request Cos She Doesn't Have PVC by Haakeem(m): 10:59am On Jun 12, 2022
See your mouth like "chi" "vi" C.

As for me, i already made up my mind nt to vote for anyone, they would still end up disappointing us, no 1 or 2 ways about it.
Christianity Etc › Re: Little Boy Branded A Witch In Uyo, Abandoned On The Streets (Disturbing Photos) by Haakeem(m):
ebukajay184:
Superstition still binding Nigerians and Africans
nothing as superstition here, most alfas and pastor advice their client to do this.

Lets take for an examp.

Your were rich before but suddenly poverty overtaked your wealthiness, you went to your pastor to help you find the reason why things suddenly went sour,he told you that the causation is one of your children and the only way for you to get to your feets again is to eliminate him, tell me you won't hearken to his vile revelations.
Romance › Re: I Want To Buy You A Laptop (ourtruth) by Haakeem(m): 10:03am On Jun 12, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Thanks for the compliment.. skinny and proud.. grin kiss
pheew, I Can't just imagine what yah ribs would look like.

A basket indeed.
Christianity Etc › Re: Little Boy Branded A Witch In Uyo, Abandoned On The Streets (Disturbing Photos) by Haakeem(m): 10:00am On Jun 12, 2022
My pastor says this,my pastor says that stirred this, no skepticism.
Romance › Re: I Want To Buy You A Laptop (ourtruth) by Haakeem(m): 9:58am On Jun 12, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
I've not been on here for some days so you are dry.. wink
Say that to your skinny momma.
Romance › Re: I Tested My Girlfriend That I Had Hiv . Right Or Wrong by Haakeem(m): 9:56am On Jun 12, 2022
FahBuLous:
You are a fool...

Why won't she ghost you, do you want to infect her with your HIV??
You are a co.w.

If she was the one that has HIV i'm sure she would keep it as a covert.
Romance › Re: I Want To Buy You A Laptop (ourtruth) by Haakeem(m): 9:51am On Jun 12, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Go tell that lady() Fill In the bracket boy.. grin
you are acting babyish this days.
Romance › Re: I Want To Buy You A Laptop (ourtruth) by Haakeem(m): 9:47am On Jun 12, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Fine you are a kid...that's cool tho..you ain't old enough to be on this forum..still cool..
But can you stop spamming everywhere with your pictures..?

Doing that wouldn't get you the attention you seek..it makes you look mindless..get a grip of yourself and start thinking..in some years to come you would stop feeding from momma..
If A is success in life, A=X+Y+Z. Work is X, play is Y and Z is keeping your mouth shut!
Politics › Re: Blackout: Osun Community Protests 12 Years Total Darkness by Haakeem(m): 8:31am On Jun 12, 2022
If only they knew the exorbitant electricity bill coming their way, they would all go get themselves a solar power instead of outcrying.
Crime › Re: Marriage Is Not A Do Or Die Affair! (Viewer's Discretion Advised) by Haakeem(m): 8:27am On Jun 12, 2022
Youngpo413:
That's RANT HQ,na old senseless ladies full there,married prôstitùtes too.
i sight you jare.
Crime › Re: Marriage Is Not A Do Or Die Affair! (Viewer's Discretion Advised) by Haakeem(m): 8:26am On Jun 12, 2022
Beautiful94:
Calling you a fool will be an insult to fools
lol.. Insult to the fools like you?
Interesting.
Family › Re: Please Don't Be Quick To Judge by Haakeem(m): 1:42pm On Jun 11, 2022
May the lord GOD forgive her.
But i hakeem would nt.
Health › Re: Nigerian Woman Commits Suicide In Gambia (Photo) by Haakeem(m):
Rubbish! Why would they arrest the shopkeeper.
Crime › Re: Marriage Is Not A Do Or Die Affair! (Viewer's Discretion Advised) by Haakeem(m):
dominique:
The comment I quoted that brazenly justified violence did not irritate you, i won't be surprised if you're one of the 90+ lunatics that liked it. This is more the reason why any lady that knows het worth should stay far away from riffraffs like yourself and that mad man that shamed a dead woman.
Thats my point.

Did i just see you, advising your fellow ladies to stay off riffraffs(bad guy) like the moronic fellow you quoted?

Lol, your fellow ladies prefer those bad guyz you rebuked them to stay off.
Crime › Re: Marriage Is Not A Do Or Die Affair! (Viewer's Discretion Advised) by Haakeem(m): 1:02pm On Jun 11, 2022
Beautiful94:
You are so pathetic. Do you have a mother, a daughter, or sister?
You do not even know this girls story yet you say good for her? You are not a good person! Tueh!
you don't use words anyhow,what does pathetic has to do with what i typed in??.

And for your information my mum went for the right man.

He hasnt for once layed his hand on her.

My sis too, same.

It seems you are nw the wicked person here nw.
Crime › Re: Marriage Is Not A Do Or Die Affair! (Viewer's Discretion Advised) by Haakeem(m): 12:52pm On Jun 11, 2022
JoyousFurnitire:
Omo, it's official that an Orangutan is near human than you are undecided

Because where is it mentioned that this particular lady was rolling with a rich man?? The fool even typed "Nice one".

And even tho they choose to dine with rich niggas??



Just look at this i.diot, so you could ask such question? f.ool!



Another Orangutan, because where did you read most reserved/cool looking guys don't have anger issues or won't someday drink/smoke up and go beat their woman huh

Or did you read such trash you typed up there about this husband huh
by their comment, you shall know them, get out of my men. You filthy drunkard.
Crime › Re: Marriage Is Not A Do Or Die Affair! (Viewer's Discretion Advised) by Haakeem(m): 12:39pm On Jun 11, 2022
olamakinde:
Mr choosed, you're doing well sir
and the funny thing is that no one liked your comment,nw tell me hw u are being smart.
Crime › Re: Marriage Is Not A Do Or Die Affair! (Viewer's Discretion Advised) by Haakeem(m):
Good for her(kidding).

I came across a post on fb and it was posted like this.

Henry bleach his skin with tattoo and goes to party everytime.

Paul is a handsome man but very gentle.

Peter is a drunkard and a smoker but does'nt womanize.

Ladies, who would you go for?.

Can you imagine 70% of the ladies went for peter?(enhe naw).

One even typed in rubbish saying she does'nt like dull men, so she would go for peter{okay we hear}.

I repeat again,good for her(kidding).
Health › Re: What Is This On My Nose? (Viewers Discretion) by Haakeem(m): 10:45am On Jun 09, 2022
Fantazy:
Go and buy Epiderm Cream and use it.
how much?

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