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Romance › Re: Should I Tell My Male Friend What I Noticed About His Wife? by Haakeem(m):
Prettygirl200:
Why are u even answering that Nama?? Are they not northeners aboki for that matter u know very well that out of all the tribes in Nigeria they are the dullest. Dull in everything that's y u see that their leader have been taking Nigeria backward. U shouldn't bother yourself answering a backward thinking fellow, save your strength sweetie pls.
You are a typical foo.l! with a abhorent and dry lip like that of an HIV infected ape.

if you and a pig are put up for sale i'll choose the pig over a calamity like you.

i know your parent regretted giving birth to an abortion like you.

if you ever dare use that your monkeypox infested fingers to mention me again, i'l make sure i deal with you.
Romance › Re: Should I Tell My Male Friend What I Noticed About His Wife? by Haakeem(m): 12:30pm On Jun 17, 2022
Prettygirl200:
E pain am!!!! May God never allow an aboki with dead brains nd backward thinking fellow rule this country again.
AMEN! you are nothing but an innocent fo.ol, let me shock you,you grimy asshole, i'm not hause nor fulani.

kill your self ashawooo.
Nairaland General › Share Your eldritch Night Experience. by Haakeem(op):
Good day Nairaladers i hope you all are flourishing? Forgive my typos.

Lets catch a little cruise.

As the topic states, share your weirdest night experience.

Mine below.

I could still reminisce when i was
still a juvenile, yeah it was on a
friday exactly 12 o clock am "mid-
night", i came out to micturate, i
was half way done when a
shadow flashed into the lavatory
through the window, i peeped
outside through the casement and
saw a figure staring at me at top
of our neighbour roof"kinda weird",
i was awestrucked and frightened,
i hastily dashed out of the
bathroom in horror and returned
back to my moms room.

I could'nt sleep till the next morning the thoughts of what i saw taunted me.

When morning finally loomed, i went to my dad and narrated the incident to him and his reply to me were "It was a mare illusion go and take your QURAN"angry.

Share yours.
Romance › Re: Should I Tell My Male Friend What I Noticed About His Wife? by Haakeem(m): 10:48am On Jun 17, 2022
Raychee:
Type coherent words if you want to mention me please. So i know the kind of reply to give you. What's a hoaker? I don't remember claiming to be better than anybody. So if your spouse is cheating and someone close to you becomes aware of that fact, you would prefer they keep it away from you abi? Hypocrite much!
keep qwayet hoaxer.
Romance › Re: Should I Tell My Male Friend What I Noticed About His Wife? by Haakeem(m): 10:42am On Jun 17, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Aboki namanama. Pple are talking an aboki fish fish brains also wants to talk.
that doesnt stop you frm being an ashawo!.
Romance › Re: Should I Tell My Male Friend What I Noticed About His Wife? by Haakeem(m):
Raychee:
Tell him anonymously with the picture evidence.
hoaxer, you are not better than her.
Romance › Re: Should I Tell My Male Friend What I Noticed About His Wife? by Haakeem(m): 9:52am On Jun 17, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Madam u better mind your business oooo
look at them, ashawo.
Romance › Re: Should I Tell My Male Friend What I Noticed About His Wife? by Haakeem(m): 9:51am On Jun 17, 2022
You are not different frm her.

Amebo.

Nigeria women are useless excluding my senior sisgrin
Romance › Re: How Often Do You Access Facebook After Joining Nairaland? by Haakeem(m): 9:31am On Jun 17, 2022
Same here, but sometimes nairaland get boring.

S.eu.n needs to upgrade this forum.
Education › Re: Interesting Facts But Useless by Haakeem(m): 9:23am On Jun 17, 2022
Zonefree:
He's not your employee!
And where did i say so.
Better mind your biz booby.
Romance › Re: I Turned Down A Good Man's Proposal Because Of His Small Préééq - Nigerian Lady, by Haakeem(m): 9:12am On Jun 17, 2022
Yes We all know you don't like cheating(super story).

But you should have left him earlier nt now that you have gobbleup oodles of his money harlot!
Education › Re: Interesting Facts But Useless by Haakeem(m): 9:06am On Jun 17, 2022
Oga edit this thing well,you don't copy and paste anyhw.
Romance › Re: Is There Any Girl That Can Still Stay With A Broke Guy ??? by Haakeem(m): 8:49am On Jun 17, 2022
Normalguyy:
Yes I can stay in a relationship without demanding for sex I can say that with my full chest
your three and a half inches prick no go allow you nagrin
Romance › Re: Is There Any Girl That Can Still Stay With A Broke Guy ??? by Haakeem(m): 8:46am On Jun 17, 2022
Jeon:
No
,not advisable to stick with a poor man. Better go your way and build yourself.

Because broke Man got no spec, he is just managing you.
But your pop is broke naaw.

He managed your mam till the point he mistakenly shot his semen into your mam pudendum, to the fallopian tubes and finally the ovum.

Nonsense.
Politics › Re: Why Cant I Activate 2 Factor Authentication On My Google Account by Haakeem(m): 8:09am On Jun 17, 2022
Enh... If you activate it, would they give u money?grin
Romance › Re: Sadio Mane Wants No Tiktok, Instagram 304 by Haakeem(m): 8:02am On Jun 17, 2022
Machinegun91:
Mane is just like a Nigerian Aboki from sokoto

But I still love him more the Daura statue
Because he wants a GOD fearing woman you now see him as an aboki??

Would you keep qwayet modafvcker!
Romance › Re: Sadio Mane Wants No Tiktok, Instagram 304 by Haakeem(m): 7:59am On Jun 17, 2022
Interesting.
Romance › Re: Will You Love If Your Wife Dress This Way (pix) by Haakeem(m): 9:46pm On Jun 15, 2022
EmiDon11:
Nope. I cant let jeon do this, Jeon is too decent to try this sh*t.
get sense.
Autos › Re: Airless Tyres Set To Go On Sale - Flat Tyres Would Be A Thing Of The Past (Pix) by Haakeem(m): 9:21am On Jun 15, 2022
It would nt come cheap.
Education › Re: If You get Old Twitter Account Please.. by Haakeem(m): 9:16am On Jun 15, 2022
Oga i got the one of six yrs,but before i drop the login details we must do video call, your nin must be with you including your pvc and to round things up add your bvn.

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