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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 10:05am On Dec 21, 2021

Born2winnx:
I don unfollow this thread, make hu na do hu na thing

hurray....

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Education › Re: LGA Chairman Dresses In School Uniform, Serves Punishment In Oyo School (Photos) by Haakeem(m): 9:50am On Dec 21, 2021

What type of childs play is this one self, just because of fame....

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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 7:59am On Dec 21, 2021

dodoatiricetwo:
If yall can just ignore this born guy on this thread and act like he’s not there and just ignore his comments Dodoatirice will continue this morning,

Let majority carry the vote!

Agreed?

yeah agreed.

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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 6:15am On Dec 21, 2021

Dodoatirice come drop update.... The place u wrote 'i know nobody send me' no be true, because if u know how many gees this ur story don help like this, u go know say we send you,me my self the story helped me,forget about the giveaway and come and drop update....

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Romance › Re: k by Haakeem(m): 6:43pm On Dec 20, 2021

Takeit2017:
Sorry something came up I have to stay offline Gonna send you a token soon

alright sir.

Family › Re: The Worst Embarrassment You Have Received As A Result Of You Not Having Money by Haakeem(m): 5:03pm On Dec 20, 2021*

Johndagr8t:
maybe you blind!!!

Family › Re: The Worst Embarrassment You Have Received As A Result Of You Not Having Money by Haakeem(m): 4:58pm On Dec 20, 2021*

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Literature › Re: Chronicles Of A Pastor That Ordained Himself by Haakeem(m): 4:56pm On Dec 20, 2021

Next pls.

Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 3:25pm On Dec 20, 2021

Born2winKingOG:
What else do I expect?
I know say all of hu na go come for my head.

Make whosoever do as he please.

Na loud or sk go end am from that 35k they send you this morning.

You specifically hakeem, it don tey I dey see you for front page.

All the money you don collect from nairaland don reach to buy land.

Na today.

we all know say na trouble maker u be.......now tell me say as u read all that screenshot e no torch ur heart. Hustle go pay we legit hustlers by God grace if u no come they hustle legit shut up ur mouth born2winkingog and be humble online so thst God go fit still reason u.

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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 2:17pm On Dec 20, 2021

Born2winKingOG:
alaye nobody feeling like a king.

Go google make you type in the meaning of the word "derailing" ..so that your dumb skull go understand.

All the account numbers I dey see since yesterday, the story nor dey enter body again.

Account numbers dey fly up and down...I nor login here to read account numbers.

I nor login here to come see people when dey beg...tell us about their compound problem.

Well na the op start am sha, he dey try buy love buy fans online.

He forget say people like hu na, na the day them do for hu na, na who na know.

As today pass, hu na don forget.

If he won turn this thread to child's play or begging zone no problem.

I nor talk pass so.

If you like quote me again you won't get a response from me...ediat.

You know y i quote u naw? From the starting of this thread uv always been bitter!the bitterness 4 ur body no be here.

dodoatirice u remember dat time wey u said u were saving for lappy, then u went offline for somedays? Hope uread the part were that bornto whatever king wrote that u are using style to beg funds to purchase ur lappy:...

You should know that d bitterness in him no be here.....sha watin en say about u disturbing the thread with give away stuff is true,but he shouldent add it that u should stop helping people.

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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 10:53am On Dec 20, 2021

Omo see hw the silent viewers they reveal them selfs...issorite.

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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 9:49am On Dec 20, 2021*

Nice update dodoatirice.

Romance › Re: Ladies, Which Number Or Kg Are U? by Haakeem(m): 9:21pm On Dec 19, 2021

Truvelisback:
Does number 3 look Chubby to u?

How would i know naawU self no get eyes? grin

Pets › Re: What To Call It? by Haakeem(m): 9:18pm On Dec 19, 2021

You can lie op....anyways if i were to slide inside your imagination of lies, i would name it commando.

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Romance › Re: Ladies, Which Number Or Kg Are U? by Haakeem(m): 9:15pm On Dec 19, 2021

Beebah2000:
3

Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:50pm On Dec 19, 2021

Op next pls.

Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 5:46pm On Dec 19, 2021

dayborlee:
Like seriously, i was laughing when i got to the end part of this update. Spiritual SARS dey purse baba. Ori baba ti gbabode.....baba go chop marathon beating........
More ink to your pen bro......Gbe wa trabayee

No be only u laugh o.

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Family › Re: The Worst Embarrassment You Have Received As A Result Of You Not Having Money by Haakeem(m): 5:30pm On Dec 19, 2021

ImaIma1:
You don't promise people what you don't have. Let all these cousins, siblings, etc know the situation so that they don't depend on you. You want to keep up appearances with money that you are soliciting for online.

When you have the money, you can promise heaven and earth. But right now, stay put where you are.

Didn't u read the place that i wrote hustle is not paying? The time i promised them was the time i had enough,i neverexpected there would be a time like this...on GOD i shall bounce back again and invest wisely....

Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 1:41pm On Dec 19, 2021

dodoatirice:
Is there a bible verse that specifically said

“Dont smoke weed”

Ema fa igbo?

I forr don do giveaway but this village get as e be. I’ll try today if not tomorrow.

No just forget me pls.

Romance › Re: Despite Paying Her 50k Monthly, I Still Have To Buy Almost Everything For Her by Haakeem(m): 9:51am On Dec 19, 2021*

So what do you want us to do?....if you can't ask her what she is using her salary for....then you must be stupid for coming to post this.

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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:53am On Dec 19, 2021

Next pls.

Politics › Re: Local Government Chairman Went Bersk Shaving Youths' Dreadlocks by Haakeem(m): 5:25am On Dec 19, 2021

He has left the reason why he was elected to do rubbish. Sadly, some gullible people will drum support for such a myopic act of Idiocy.

Properties › Re: How Did You Get Money To Build Your First House? by Haakeem(m): 9:21pm On Dec 18, 2021

[quote author=slawormiir post=108617663]Damnnn niggar

Still on it despite all my bombing and key boarding
Building a house is not childs play....let me share my experience once more....that shit ain't easy....respect to any niggar way don build house

Building a house is not funny and easy... i start one last two years because say i dey see small small boys dey build mansion for our area for sapele road, Benin city
As i start am na there i realize what have put my hand into
Initially i wanted a metro tiles roof and parafet abi na parapet
But as i begin buy steel rod and cement from foundation.
Shaperly na im i change mind say if i fit do am reach roofing level then na the normal roofing i go use. Buying of wood( plank) for budding and three quarter granite nearly give me depression.

Even up till now the building dey there. No money to even do the normal roofing not to talk of metro tiles.

So you no plus your hustle? If na so u dey use sence be that.

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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:31pm On Dec 18, 2021

hmmmmmmm next op.

Business › Re: Lady Rolls On The Floor Of A Bank After Scammers Withdrew All Her Money Via POS by Haakeem(m): 5:40pm On Dec 18, 2021

Sonnobax15:

Just last week Friday,my old man called me to come and accompany him to first bank to complain about an usual debit transaction that was carried out in his account without his knowledge....To the extent that all his money was wiped out,and an outstanding debt of -167,000 naira was clearly pending . When we got there,we had earlier wanted to make noise,but the manner of approach if the customer service,na once we loyal.......Tho they are still trying to rectify the whole situation...But with the look of things,my dad was at fault

Modified::::All these fraudsters making innocent people to pass through depression and agony,it shall never be well with y'all and ya generation

Amen

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Crime › Re: Yahaya Bello: No Criminal Will Leave Kogi Alive by Haakeem(op): 4:47pm On Dec 18, 2021*

Family › Re: Hallelujah ! My Mother Has Been Found Alive . by Haakeem(m): 4:33pm On Dec 18, 2021*

Thank GOD.

Crime › Yahaya Bello: No Criminal Will Leave Kogi Alive by Haakeem(op): 4:16pm On Dec 18, 2021

Yahaya Bello, the Governor of Kogi State, has
said that no criminal seeking safe haven in
the state would leave the state alive.
The governor said this in Lokoja on
Saturday when he played host to Chairman
of Yagba West Local Government Area, Pius
Kolawole.

Kolawole came to brief the governor of a
robbery incident in his domain and the
success achieved so far.
The LCDA chairman said some of the
robbers were arrested while others were
killed.
However, Bello, said no criminal who enters
Kogi to perpetrate crime would leave the
state alive.

“If 20 criminals enter Kogi, they will leave in
zero,” he said.

The governor noted that Kogi is not an
open playfield for criminals adding that
anyone who is caught would face the wrath
of the law.
He reiterated the determination of his
administration to collaborate with security
agencies to flush out criminal-minded
people out of the state without mercy.
Bello commended the local governmnt
chairman for his doggednes saying he had
demonstrated capacity and bravery.
Lalasticlala mynd44.
Source:https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2021/12/18/yahaya-bello-no-criminal-will-leave-kogi-alive/

Politics › Re: Okene LGA Chairman, Zubair Amoka, Cut People's Dreadlocks In Kogi by Haakeem(m): 3:57pm On Dec 18, 2021

BigYash:
Mumu talk!You no even get sense,from your write up. Carry ur wahala off my mention..

I stand o my own comment you con reply me,abeg who bring wahala come now? Me wey dey for kogi they tell u nw say that shit no fit happen our state...you con carry am for ur head as if u live for the state before.

Politics › Re: Okene LGA Chairman, Zubair Amoka, Cut People's Dreadlocks In Kogi by Haakeem(m): 2:17pm On Dec 18, 2021

BigYash:
You think say my mouth blike like your mouth? Una wen no just get mind for that kogi. Una governor just dey use una money run things for himself.. As you big reach,you no fit go government house go ask am question? No,na here you for dey get mouth..

I say enh...see ya mouth, i would say it again and again,why you no go aso rock to confront buhari and co? if no be your dead body we go see come back,that one na be say if they no lock ur lifeless body inside kirikiri.

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