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Food › Re: Man Shares The Mouthwatering Food A Lady Missed After She Turned Him Down (Pix) by Haakeem(m): 9:55pm On Jan 13, 2022

chukwuibuipob:
care to tell us Wetin happened back then

As she visited the guy,the guy gave her a soft drink that he has already diluted with sleeping pills,the girl drank it with joy,and the rest was STORY!

Crime › Re: Aminu Baba: I Eat Human Organs & Sell Body Parts - Zamfara Car Dealer Confesses by Haakeem(m): 8:42pm On Jan 13, 2022

Mens are nw turning to Zomibe

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Nairaland General › Re: Big Python Killed At Mount Patti, Lokoja (Photos) by Haakeem(m): 8:29pm On Jan 13, 2022

All of you people that are nt in support of snake killing are nt serious, that evil creature hasnt harm any of your family members before, na snake kill my grandpaale,so death to all snakes!!!

Politics › Re: If Y'all Vote For Any Of This People, I Leaving To Benin Republic Or Rwanda by Haakeem(m): 4:21pm On Jan 13, 2022

what of yahaya bello?

Literature › Re: Chronicles Of A Pastor That Ordained Himself by Haakeem(m): 4:17pm On Jan 13, 2022

dodoatiricetwo you too no wan drop update bha huh

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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 4:15pm On Jan 13, 2022

dodoatirice!!! angry

update na

Career › Re: My Candid Observation About Nairaland... by Haakeem(m): 1:18pm On Jan 13, 2022

I dey your back jor

Crime › Re: Man Killed In Anambra For Anaku Deity Sacrifice. Heart, Penis, Head, Missing by Haakeem(m): 10:09am On Jan 13, 2022

Sleekfingers:
They have used the penis , ankles, hands to prepare egusi soup

and the brain for pepper soup grin

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Crime › Re: Lagos Barber Stabs Neighbour To Death For Admiring His Pregnant Wife by Haakeem(m): 8:14am On Jan 13, 2022

ALL this local champion agbero's self, he should be caught and dealth with!!!

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Romance › Re: My Roommate Want To Toast All The Girls In Our Compound by Haakeem(m): 8:06am On Jan 13, 2022

Starboytwo:
All of una Dey talk say mind your business, his roommate is his business na.

It happened to me when a girl came with her mother and be looking for my roommate wey jakpa go lagos.

(Knocks) I open door

Madam/daughter- is this him?
Daughter- no, his friend.
Madam- pls where is your friend Dayo?
Me- dunno, I’m out here reading my books.
Madam- we need to see him now or you will follow us to school security
Me- (close book) how? Who are you people, and what do you want?
Madam- your roommate 8 blah blah blah

Me- (face daughter)hey, do I know you? Have we spoken before? Da day you came to cook, did I eat inside? Have I been to your house before?

Madam/daughter- left stern warning and promise to be back

As far your hands are clean you have nothing to worry about,OP should mind his business like you mind yours,if the wahala come so that e go fit defend him self like how u did

Romance › Re: My Roommate Want To Toast All The Girls In Our Compound by Haakeem(m): 11:44pm On Jan 12, 2022

Your room mate is an olosho.
OP mind your business angry

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Crime › Re: Man Killed In Anambra For Anaku Deity Sacrifice. Heart, Penis, Head, Missing by Haakeem(m): 11:40pm On Jan 12, 2022

Wow,so they too are also mining on a low key. Their nyansh have open today.

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Family › Re: Modified: My Dad Is Been Used. by Haakeem(m): 1:24pm On Jan 12, 2022

Tejumola856:
I can see jealousy in you and your siblings, leave your dad, he’s old enough to know what he’s doing.

jealousy azin?? They even have the right to be jealous self.

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Crime › Re: Plateau Police Parade Killer Of UNIJOS Female Student, Other Criminals (Pictures by Haakeem(m): 1:12pm On Jan 12, 2022

bluefilm:
Wow!

So he even used fork to plug out her eyes?

This guy is truly a beast in human form.

They should just chain him up and leave him out in the sun to die of hunger

That is way to easy on him, i think they should plug off one of his eyes with that fork for a start,azin they should torture him brutally.

Crime › Re: Plateau Police Parade Killer Of UNIJOS Female Student, Other Criminals (Pictures by Haakeem(m): 1:10pm On Jan 12, 2022

tit:
See this one. You want to use my destiny.
Girls, be careful oooo. Men are wicked

nt all men!

Jokes Etc › Re: Obviously Facebook Don't Accept Jokes Of Any Kind Like That Of Mummy G. O by Haakeem(m): 4:49am On Jan 12, 2022

no be only you jor,i copy one post from nairaland and went to post it on facebook, my acc got restricted for 30day,but it 14 days remainin nw

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Phones › Re: My Stolen Phone Of 2 Years Was Found In Niger Republic by Haakeem(m): 2:41pm On Jan 11, 2022

Just bill am like 20000naira fes grin

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Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Haakeem(m): 12:20pm On Jan 11, 2022*

Anybody that like this young's man comment,that person would nt make heavan hell fire shall be that persons porsion

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Politics › Re: Man And Daughter Apprehended With Fresh Human Parts In Osun by Haakeem(m): 7:59am On Jan 11, 2022

Truthisunique3:
but na Islamic Alfa clerics dey order for these things most times

Is like saying leave Islam out of Terrorism when the Terrorists say na Islam be their motivation

guy leave islam out of this, or i would be forced to start ternising christianity image fah

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Romance › Re: I Went To Buy Condom Yesterday And This Is What Happened. by Haakeem(m): 7:56am On Jan 11, 2022

oP which kind of research undecided

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Politics › Re: Man And Daughter Apprehended With Fresh Human Parts In Osun by Haakeem(m): 7:50am On Jan 11, 2022

agulion:
Local Yoruba Muslims are on the beat, Islam will distroy the SW with the useless peace it brings

You are free to insult the victims but leave islam out of this

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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 6:35am On Jan 11, 2022

Nice updates dodoatirice, next pls.

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Music/Radio › Re: King OT – Shameful Lyrics & Mp3 Download by Haakeem(m): 8:11am On Jan 10, 2022

wow

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Romance › Re: Guys I Seriously Need Your Advice by Haakeem(m): 6:01am On Jan 10, 2022

They don use kayamata for this one head.mtcheeew.

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Sports › Re: Nottingham Forest Knock Out Arsenal In 4th Round Again by Haakeem(m): 5:52am On Jan 10, 2022

ojotobiloba1:
You have seen thrash

Na ur concern?

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Education › Re: Is Hellfire Real? by Haakeem(m): 5:34pm On Jan 09, 2022

no lele,na real.

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Romance › Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by Haakeem(m): 12:47pm On Jan 09, 2022

SultanOfPuna:
That is what a kid will say,if a Phd holder in physics explians Archimedes principle to the little boy. Wait till you reach purbety. Then come back and read this post again.

Your name says it all about you.

how would a sane adult like you name ur self sultanofpuna..

You need to grow up man you are nt longer a kid.

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Christianity Etc › Re: I Was Not The One On The Videos, It Was Edited By Haters, Evang Olufunmilayo by Haakeem(m): 12:42pm On Jan 09, 2022

Mummy g.o you too self go enter hell fire fah.

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Romance › Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by Haakeem(m): 12:38pm On Jan 09, 2022

SultanOfPuna:
Truth is more bitter than bitter kola

Ur points are pointless sir! angry

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Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Man Removes Roof Of House To Pay Son's N100k Ransom In Katsina State by Haakeem(m): 12:36pm On Jan 09, 2022

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Romance › Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by Haakeem(m): 12:35pm On Jan 09, 2022

senceless post..

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Crime › Re: Obituary Of The Woman Beaten To Death By Husband In Nasarawa (Photos) by Haakeem(m): 12:32pm On Jan 09, 2022

Xhuntra:
Bad news kee you there

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