₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,314 members, 8,421,307 topics. Date: Saturday, 06 June 2026 at 08:51 AM

Toggle theme

Haakeem's Posts

Nairaland ForumHaakeem's ProfileHaakeem's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 (of 107 pages)

RomanceRe: See One Of My Biz That Fetches Me 150k Every Week by Haakeem(m):
.
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 6:20am On Dec 17, 2021
BroItid:
Lolz, say what you know nigga. So all spammers and loaders done plus up?? Be like dem done rip you off before na why you dey cap like this.

Point of correction, even the Bible verse says "show me a man that is diligent in his work, for he shall sit before kings and not mere men" God blesses whatever a man does that bring forth money. Even arm robbers pray to God for protection before embarking on a robbery operation.

As long as you pray to God and bomb, baba believe me him go bless you but e dey take time.
you they correct my gee.......even if you be unbeliever and you pray to GOD en go answer you,take a look at our politians naaw e hard make you see say they easily die.....and you know say na them they commit big big sin pass,

even satan self GOD no kill am fast fast, e give am time........ If you they do any sin and you pray to GOD make en help you e go help but if your time don reach,enhe....you go kpai con go they recieve better punishment for grave.
1 Like
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 6:07am On Dec 17, 2021
Frederick555:
Op may your years be long for this eye opening write up,

I laugh at those who are saying that not all yahoo that involved plus or juju.
For the fact that you cash out without any plus now doesn't mean that you won't plus it last last.

Na from clap them take dey enter dance.

From bring so so leaf to lizard,
From lizard to fowl,
From fowl to goat,
From goat to sheep,
From sheep to cow,
From cow to normal human part,
From human parts to full human being.

So long you are into yahoo, take it or leave it you are already a different person entirely.

I even laugh at those who are trying to involve God in their sinful way of hustling by say that they pray to God in their yahoo hustle and you think its God that support you in defrauding someone of his or her own hard earn money.

You can not find light with darkness neither can you find darkness with light.
Light and darkness has nothing in common.

I weep for this our generation because majority of our youth are now involved in this devilish hustle call yahoo. Some don't even know what they are involving themselves until they started undergoing one sacrifice or the other.

Op I want to thank you once more for this divine message that you are passing to the younger generation because who nor go nor know.

Thanks a million am following this fiction to the end and am praying the end of this story shouldn't come now because am enjoying the story.
I hail thee pastorgrin
PoliticsRe: Garba Shehu Slams Nigerians For Thanking God Alone Over Buhari’s Achievement by Haakeem(m):
.
FamilyRe: The Worst Embarrassment You Have Received As A Result Of You Not Having Money by Haakeem(m):
.
SportsRe: Governor Emmanuel Splashes N100m, Plots Of Land On Akwa United Players by Haakeem(m):
.
RomanceRe: Deleted Post by Haakeem(m):
.
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Accepts Jahmal 'The Lazy Chef' Food Date (Photos) by Haakeem(m):
.
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 5:16pm On Dec 16, 2021
devil wey be say e go give you one use am collect you 50,nxt op.
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 9:45am On Dec 16, 2021
nxt.
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 6:34am On Dec 16, 2021
iboboyswag:
What is it with you people sef...

Allow his creative direction to go the way it wants. If you want the story to end or continue in a certain way, complete it or veer it that way in your mind.

Small story wey everybody dey enjoy, you alone wan decide how e go take go... Abeg chill.
okay na.
RomanceRe: k by Haakeem(m): 6:15am On Dec 16, 2021
Takeit2017:
d
you said i should drop my azza, azza i don drop,you no reply me again.

Me wey don start to they pray for you,boss don't do me like this,you gave me hope yesterday day,pls i hope you would reply me.
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 6:06am On Dec 16, 2021
Zeel007:
niggaboi don run when Dem cut his leg nah...
you no read the place where en go help niggaboi bail am out from the red jackies hand? The story change somehw abeg.
1 Like
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 6:02am On Dec 16, 2021
dodoatirice:
Dem say coronavirus dey town, dem say the economy no dey smile say dollar just dey trump the naira gbas gbos left and right, the system was designed in a way to keep us in darkness. No hope for the average man. Amd the surge or rise of the youths through crypto currencies. If you be youth wey dey drive benz either your money legal or not. Your catcher dey street. Our mimimum wage ma 30 thousand naira. Money wey be say e no reach ninety dollars for btc. Red jackets go leave politician wey dey collect egungun ontop video dey flex muscle for street. Dey collect bois upandown. I vould go on and on, but the Naija situation no dey help youth at all so one way man got to survive and the peer pressure too. This days parents noor dey help.


Bella Shmurda

“Mama call me say Chinedu is balling what are you doing sonyou are dulling”

That’s a true life story in one line. Bar man wey the bill. I checked the bill and not a problem (the money kuku dey) even though I’m paying for it in a way that I couldn’t explain. Cash or transfer i bellowed? I was at shrine the other day, i hanged out at a skuschis joint and after downing cup after cup of the ‘gutter water’ as we called it i headed to the beach again from the mainland. I figured i could just hangout there overnight. I would’ve gone home or go to an hotel but the cool breeze and the quiet and the calming to watch but rioting waves seemed to be very inviting. As soon as i got there, i paid for a tent, and sat placed my laptop on the table and my phone and just sat there enjoying the cool night breeze. Ahead there were some celestial group pf people engaging in a prayer session and this was normal since it was a public beach. I sat there minding my business when the pastor in the group asked the group to calm down/ chill on their prayers.

“I don’t know who this message is for but the Lord is talking to you, come to me your Gd and you will e saved”

All that still sounded normal to me until he said

“The devil will offer you one and take ten. All of these vanities will destroy you. Your 6 feet no go be 6 , na 12. E go be. If you’re that person all the money wey you get no fit save you”

Then he stopped from what he was saying and went back to his praying. The things the preacher guy said was way off topic to the session they were having earlier he and his folks. Was that message for me? The things he said really pierced my soul and yes e be like say na me this man they reason oo. That message was definitely for me. Yinmu ignored it carry my things commot for beach carry my moto dey go house.
na music u traslate like this? Anyway nice one.
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 9:56pm On Dec 15, 2021
dodoatirice the story change some hw o.....
What of niggaboi?
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 9:53pm On Dec 15, 2021
dodoatirice:
Every morning, I picked maggots out of my decaying feets before evening same day i fir don get like 90million for azza. Unless i no bill. The client wey i no bill self e go bill himself on my behalf send money. I get one Australian Maiye wey be say na like mayor hin be for hin community. I was texting with this guy normally i no bill am na hin the guy ask me say shey i get bank account say hin get one money wey dey him hand wey be say na public funds. But hin pikin na Bastard. He fit go thief the money like that. Omo na him i provide one yankee azza omo azzaman phone me early momo pe 2 million dollars ti jade oo. Normally you go think day e easy. But oji lassan.. only eyes no fit collect million dollars bro, e get money wey maye fir give you amd e get money wey maiye go fooor to send. That thing that nairamarley said in CBlacks ogologo song everybody slept on it lets disect it below. Read the translation.


“Sọ rí pé oje lọ láyé
Lọ ra lappy kò wá hacker sì Malay
Arin giniginini arin gini
Arin ginini wó ọja
Ilé mọ wo di ilé owó
Ọna mó gbá ọ'nà mọ gbá di ọ'nà ola
Àpótí mó fi joko àpótí ajé
Ìyẹn di àpótí alaje
Òkè àgbà ní mo gùn
òkè àgbà òkè àgbà ní mó gùn


Shey you see say na scope get life
Go buy laptop make you find hacker for malay
through the spirit of gini and gini gini go enter market.
The house wey enter na money house
The route wey i take that one turn money route
The stool wey i take sidown the stool of wealth turn to the stool of wealth and the wealthy
I climbed the ladder of success
I climbed the ladder of success


The translation of this lyric points to a life many youths are living today. That above is the first stage to rituals. The second stage was not sang in the song because dem noor dey tell pesin
WOW
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 9:19pm On Dec 15, 2021
More updates pls........

Dodoatirice you dey give me joy this evening, abeg update us one more before mid night jor, you are doing well.
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 9:07pm On Dec 15, 2021
Zeel007:
alaagba laughing gas, ehhn leh fah grin grin grin
uku unyi na in catch you o, meyisaka hehe grin
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 7:36pm On Dec 15, 2021
Zeel007:
Lolz, see as I dey laugh you for here, second Moniker grin grin grin

Dodoatrice, give anybody wey you like o, I was only saying my point of view.
naso i dey laugh u too o grin
WebmastersRe: Facebook Account Needed Urgently And Old Page by Haakeem(m):
dannimaboi:
Danny Gamar(b&w profile pic)
https:/j
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 6:41pm On Dec 15, 2021
dodoatirice, bring it coming............some people even they use their head do the sacrifies self,once they open cap like this,OMG!!! The smell is like what dah FVCK!!!
1 Like
WebmastersRe: Facebook Account Needed Urgently And Old Page by Haakeem(m): 6:32pm On Dec 15, 2021
Blessingsam2318:
are you on WhatsApp?
i am not on whatsapp too,drop ur fb user name.
WebmastersRe: Facebook Account Needed Urgently And Old Page by Haakeem(m): 5:01pm On Dec 15, 2021
Blessingsam2318:
do you have an old page too?
no
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 4:45pm On Dec 15, 2021
dodoatirice come give us update abeg.
1 Like
RomanceRe: What do you want for Christmas? by Haakeem(m): 4:42pm On Dec 15, 2021
Wanbissaka:
0129630019. Union bank
Guy y you dey like this naw?
RomanceRe: What do you want for Christmas? by Haakeem(m): 4:40pm On Dec 15, 2021
Takeit2017:
Drop aza
boss i have'nt see anything.
RomanceRe: What do you want for Christmas? by Haakeem(m): 9:22am On Dec 15, 2021
Takeit2017:
Drop aza
2396735085 Zenith Bank,this is it sir.
RomanceRe: How Long Have You Been On Nairaland & How Did You Get To Know The Platform? by Haakeem(m): 8:41am On Dec 15, 2021
I have know and being on the website since 2013,but never i created an accout,just come and read stories is what i was doing at that time...i some how abandoned it 2014 the start using it 2018 then abandoned it agian,on 2021 i finally picked it up again and created an accout,because facebook has now be really boring for me....seun I would be happy if you upgraded website.
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 7:51am On Dec 15, 2021
Zeel007:
@dodoatrice how far bro

If you wan do special give away, give DSC7 a special give away, that guy dey comment steady, right from the start of this thread and this other girl bukolaberry, she dey try too

But most especially DSC7 nah real loyal fan
welldone final decision chooser,dsc7 and bukolaberry no first Athemisia,Born2winkingog,ME, and many other more come this thread self....but those two are still loyal fans sha...

Dsc7 no tell me say na your second moniker be this o.
1 Like 1 Share
RomanceRe: What do you want for Christmas? by Haakeem(m):
.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 (of 107 pages)