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CrimeRe: Public Announcement- Ekenne Odohma Facebook Scammer by Haakeem(m):
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LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 2:00am On Dec 15, 2021
Dodoatirice pro maxs,thanks for the updates...pls keep it coming...
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m):
dodoatirice no updates at all?undecided me no get ego for body o.nxt tym u dey do give away,abeg inform us, the loyal fans wey been they with you as you freshly created this sweet thread biko.
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RomanceRe: +18: SEX: We Have 4 Lives: Secret Of Peace Of Mind For Men — To Be Deleted Soon by Haakeem(m): 8:21am On Dec 14, 2021
Wow interesting.....i am not through reading all sha,i got tired while reading it...ilegend if you like delete it,i already saved it,and going to read the remaining,when i am less busy.
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:15am On Dec 13, 2021
dodoatirice:
I just dey kid lol hakeem mafor jaiye loor post post post


Lass lass na for entertainment purposes and people can learn just don’t act like say na you write am. I get plenti fiction wey go still drop for here. This one make i take am do welcome package
you be real man jare....
RomanceRe: +18: Why Did She Remove Her Bra? Now She's Náked [Pic] by Haakeem(m): 8:46pm On Dec 12, 2021
Ilegendd swear that you have never had sex before.....you are just catching cruise,i i know that you have been lashing all those ladies uv been inviting,no doubts,dont deny it.
Christianity EtcRe: Life Cockroach Entered, Lived In My Ear For Four Months— Anambra Perm. Sec. by Haakeem(m): 6:49pm On Dec 12, 2021
Take a look at the first picture and explain to me y that young boy was shocked! To the point he opened his mouth to express it weller.
CrimeRe: Thief That Stole My Friend's Phone Posted His Picture With The Phone On Whatsapp by Haakeem(m):
The criminal should be tracked down, op your freind should be happy because the man in the picture is an illiterate...y i called him an illiterate is because,if it was an expert that stole the phone,he would have attcked your friends bank account with the sim card in the phone. track him down....he would'ent expect you coming... in his mind,the phones is now his own and he had start enjoing life with itgrin He to would be forming big boss....the thief na dundee i swear!
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 5:06pm On Dec 12, 2021
dodoatirice:
Ehn ehn? No wonder dem dey shout update update update chai. Make una enjoy and make dem complete am themselves
dodoatirice abeg complete this tori,no land me for trouble with viewers o,na permission i wan just take.
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 4:58pm On Dec 12, 2021
Hahahagrin i understand why he was crying.....e no wan lose em other toes and to talk of the pains....dodoatirice my mind been they tell me say some viewers they do copy and paste they carry your tori go post for facebook,if you no go angry,me too wan join them,all ma niggas suppose see watin they sup.permission granted?
HealthRe: Help! I Got Bitten By A Local Dog by Haakeem(m): 3:48pm On Dec 12, 2021
tradepunter:
Humans really have low intelligence.... You met an animal in distress who doesn't understand your language...

At that point in time he's on survivor mode...

Meaning the dog is ready to die to get out of it... You saw the situation and couldn't assess how volatile it was?

Yeah you had compassion but in that case you encountered an animal that had it's instinct at level 100
Look this one,i bet that if you were in my shoe that day,base on the way you are talking now,i agree you would nt punish it for bitting you,but i am sure you would just walk pass it forgetting about it cause it harmed you.....me a sharp guy gave it a blow that punished it and also did it a favour....
stop reasoning with your ynash pls.
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 10:11am On Dec 12, 2021
which kind wickedness be this na?you cut my toes off and ask me to pound it my selfhuh I rather go back and drown in that sea again.
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RomanceRe: At My Age My Prick is like 2year old boy penis by Haakeem(m): 6:10am On Dec 12, 2021
Vinnie2000:
It does NOT do Shit! undecided

If a Guy has Small Dicck at 21 years+, He is Done!
The Highest That can make such Diccks to enlarge is when the Owner has excessive Raw sex with Countless Babes!

His Penis will become Swollen or Enlarged due to the Different Punny Juices! cool cheesy
you are giving the op fake hope.
FamilyRe: The Marine Girl I Dated by Haakeem(m): 4:33am On Dec 12, 2021
Oga you forgot to write 'fiction' at the head of your nigeria movie storie.
RomanceRe: Small Girls No Dey Fear Again O by Haakeem(m):
Scientists:
Funny enough, you don't even know who is a Paedophile.

Those your religious brothers and Religious head that married a 9 year old or 12 or 13 are the real Paedophile not me that help a 19 year old out
isaac and rebecka in the bible even did worst,so don't bring in religious excuses, you are a peadophile no doubts, he is even bragging self, mouth be like old foul ynash.lorbish!
RomanceRe: Small Girls No Dey Fear Again O by Haakeem(m):
Scientists:
That is how Deborah was forming for me thinking that i am a gentleman.

I fvcked her with reckless abandon. Thankfully to God, she just turned 19 before we met. Aswear, this post just gave me erection
We hail thee, Captain pedophile.
HealthRe: Help! I Got Bitten By A Local Dog by Haakeem(m):
I think you should take all the injection,don't joke with your life,though when its your time you shall surely go.

All this dog self,i remebered a day when i was passing by and i saw a dog which needed help urgently because it leg was stucked on something.

When i try removing it leg from the hole it gave me a terrible bite and also scrached my hand with it's paws,in the same manner i gave it a big blow which removed it from the hole it was stuck on.
I hate nonsense!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Norwich Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 11th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 8:37pm On Dec 11, 2021
fourboys:
current best player in the world Salah, scored penalty today(which handed them 3pnts), him no even celebrate am cos na small thing grin grin grin grin
Help me tell am.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Norwich Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 11th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 8:30pm On Dec 11, 2021
Kingcalls:
Shit ur mouth ...dint u see the pass was slightly behind him...all these tv watchers wey never see ball play b4
Keep ranting,see ya mouth,you think i am like you?quit that kid field,and go to where mens play real football,lorbish!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Norwich Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 11th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 8:18pm On Dec 11, 2021
crazygod:
Why Ronaldo dey like embarrass himself like this? grin
i don tire for him matter jor,he should go and learn aw to be humble like the other g.o.a.t.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Norwich Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 11th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 8:05pm On Dec 11, 2021
ceematics:
Penaldo to the rescue
rescue? If another player should take the penal you did think they would mis it right? He should do the main thing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Norwich Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 11th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 7:29pm On Dec 11, 2021
MangekyoAlt:
Which g.o.a.t? undecided
i should open mouth bha?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Norwich Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 11th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 7:18pm On Dec 11, 2021
BABANGBALI:
Useless boys playing beautiful nonsense
hahaha,u no gud i swear.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Norwich Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 11th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 7:07pm On Dec 11, 2021
MangekyoAlt:
Manure will be beaten and Ronaldo will NOT score today. Who is with me?
then i would put all the blames in the g.o.a.t headgrin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 0) On 11th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 6:13pm On Dec 11, 2021
bcomputer101:
O yea man of little trust.
The ball is left to you.
Good luck.
Wizard ahbi seer, as you go don cash out like this,reason me something na.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by Haakeem(m): 5:07pm On Dec 11, 2021
awesonjr:
by the Grace of GOD I dey

meself don follow you like this grin
oya nah,the arsenal wey we all know sha.
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 5:00pm On Dec 11, 2021
At this point,the nigga is ready for any dhum,highest wey baba fit do na to make you run mad.dodoatirice for all the episode you dey write,na this one i fear pass.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by Haakeem(m): 4:44pm On Dec 11, 2021
awesonjr:
e go shock you lyk electric
hope you go still they for nairaland that time,because me i don screenshot your comment like this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by Haakeem(m): 4:37pm On Dec 11, 2021
awesonjr:
how market Chelsea fans grin
Gunners for life, I see Arsenal winning this PL this season grin this I av seen
yes in your dream.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by Haakeem(m): 4:35pm On Dec 11, 2021
Hehehehe....we no tell themm?? We tell them o... Chelsea pans better equalize or it won't be easy for both of us o.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 0) On 11th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 4:26pm On Dec 11, 2021
bcomputer101:
Correct score
FT: 3-0

HT: 1-0

Yellow card: 5

Put 2k and thank me later
guy if it happens like that,i would call you a wizard.

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