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Romance › Re: Ladies, Which Number Or Kg Are U? by Haakeem(m): 9:15pm On Dec 19, 2021

Beebah2000:
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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:50pm On Dec 19, 2021

Op next pls.

Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 5:46pm On Dec 19, 2021

dayborlee:
Like seriously, i was laughing when i got to the end part of this update. Spiritual SARS dey purse baba. Ori baba ti gbabode.....baba go chop marathon beating........
More ink to your pen bro......Gbe wa trabayee

No be only u laugh o.

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Family › Re: The Worst Embarrassment You Have Received As A Result Of You Not Having Money by Haakeem(m): 5:30pm On Dec 19, 2021

ImaIma1:
You don't promise people what you don't have. Let all these cousins, siblings, etc know the situation so that they don't depend on you. You want to keep up appearances with money that you are soliciting for online.

When you have the money, you can promise heaven and earth. But right now, stay put where you are.

Didn't u read the place that i wrote hustle is not paying? The time i promised them was the time i had enough,i neverexpected there would be a time like this...on GOD i shall bounce back again and invest wisely....

Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 1:41pm On Dec 19, 2021

dodoatirice:
Is there a bible verse that specifically said

“Dont smoke weed”

Ema fa igbo?

I forr don do giveaway but this village get as e be. I’ll try today if not tomorrow.

No just forget me pls.

Romance › Re: Despite Paying Her 50k Monthly, I Still Have To Buy Almost Everything For Her by Haakeem(m): 9:51am On Dec 19, 2021*

So what do you want us to do?....if you can't ask her what she is using her salary for....then you must be stupid for coming to post this.

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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:53am On Dec 19, 2021

Next pls.

Politics › Re: Local Government Chairman Went Bersk Shaving Youths' Dreadlocks by Haakeem(m): 5:25am On Dec 19, 2021

He has left the reason why he was elected to do rubbish. Sadly, some gullible people will drum support for such a myopic act of Idiocy.

Properties › Re: How Did You Get Money To Build Your First House? by Haakeem(m): 9:21pm On Dec 18, 2021

[quote author=slawormiir post=108617663]Damnnn niggar

Still on it despite all my bombing and key boarding
Building a house is not childs play....let me share my experience once more....that shit ain't easy....respect to any niggar way don build house

Building a house is not funny and easy... i start one last two years because say i dey see small small boys dey build mansion for our area for sapele road, Benin city
As i start am na there i realize what have put my hand into
Initially i wanted a metro tiles roof and parafet abi na parapet
But as i begin buy steel rod and cement from foundation.
Shaperly na im i change mind say if i fit do am reach roofing level then na the normal roofing i go use. Buying of wood( plank) for budding and three quarter granite nearly give me depression.

Even up till now the building dey there. No money to even do the normal roofing not to talk of metro tiles.

So you no plus your hustle? If na so u dey use sence be that.

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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:31pm On Dec 18, 2021

hmmmmmmm next op.

Business › Re: Lady Rolls On The Floor Of A Bank After Scammers Withdrew All Her Money Via POS by Haakeem(m): 5:40pm On Dec 18, 2021

Sonnobax15:

Just last week Friday,my old man called me to come and accompany him to first bank to complain about an usual debit transaction that was carried out in his account without his knowledge....To the extent that all his money was wiped out,and an outstanding debt of -167,000 naira was clearly pending . When we got there,we had earlier wanted to make noise,but the manner of approach if the customer service,na once we loyal.......Tho they are still trying to rectify the whole situation...But with the look of things,my dad was at fault

Modified::::All these fraudsters making innocent people to pass through depression and agony,it shall never be well with y'all and ya generation

Amen

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Crime › Re: Yahaya Bello: No Criminal Will Leave Kogi Alive by Haakeem(op): 4:47pm On Dec 18, 2021*

Family › Re: Hallelujah ! My Mother Has Been Found Alive . by Haakeem(m): 4:33pm On Dec 18, 2021*

Thank GOD.

Crime › Yahaya Bello: No Criminal Will Leave Kogi Alive by Haakeem(op): 4:16pm On Dec 18, 2021

Yahaya Bello, the Governor of Kogi State, has
said that no criminal seeking safe haven in
the state would leave the state alive.
The governor said this in Lokoja on
Saturday when he played host to Chairman
of Yagba West Local Government Area, Pius
Kolawole.

Kolawole came to brief the governor of a
robbery incident in his domain and the
success achieved so far.
The LCDA chairman said some of the
robbers were arrested while others were
killed.
However, Bello, said no criminal who enters
Kogi to perpetrate crime would leave the
state alive.

“If 20 criminals enter Kogi, they will leave in
zero,” he said.

The governor noted that Kogi is not an
open playfield for criminals adding that
anyone who is caught would face the wrath
of the law.
He reiterated the determination of his
administration to collaborate with security
agencies to flush out criminal-minded
people out of the state without mercy.
Bello commended the local governmnt
chairman for his doggednes saying he had
demonstrated capacity and bravery.
Lalasticlala mynd44.
Source:https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2021/12/18/yahaya-bello-no-criminal-will-leave-kogi-alive/

Politics › Re: Okene LGA Chairman, Zubair Amoka, Cut People's Dreadlocks In Kogi by Haakeem(m): 3:57pm On Dec 18, 2021

BigYash:
Mumu talk!You no even get sense,from your write up. Carry ur wahala off my mention..

I stand o my own comment you con reply me,abeg who bring wahala come now? Me wey dey for kogi they tell u nw say that shit no fit happen our state...you con carry am for ur head as if u live for the state before.

Politics › Re: Okene LGA Chairman, Zubair Amoka, Cut People's Dreadlocks In Kogi by Haakeem(m): 2:17pm On Dec 18, 2021

BigYash:
You think say my mouth blike like your mouth? Una wen no just get mind for that kogi. Una governor just dey use una money run things for himself.. As you big reach,you no fit go government house go ask am question? No,na here you for dey get mouth..

I say enh...see ya mouth, i would say it again and again,why you no go aso rock to confront buhari and co? if no be your dead body we go see come back,that one na be say if they no lock ur lifeless body inside kirikiri.

Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 2:13pm On Dec 18, 2021

Dodoatirice you are doing well,Your last update na advice o.

Politics › Re: Okene LGA Chairman, Zubair Amoka, Cut People's Dreadlocks In Kogi by Haakeem(m): 1:59pm On Dec 18, 2021

BigYash:
Na u write the script ,wen them act?

na me and u dey kogi? See ya mouth!

Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 12:53pm On Dec 18, 2021

Obinnau:
@ dodoatirice has been unbanned. @ Haakeem

THANKs alot........ Dodoatirice hehe come drop update ageg.

Crime › Re: 46-Year-Old Zimbabwean Woman Rapes 15-Year-Old Boy After Fixing Bedroom Light by Haakeem(m): 11:51am On Dec 18, 2021

marhez43:
Parents of nowadays are so loosed.buried destiny.anyways 30k needed 4 my sch fee undergrauadate student 200level help

Shake ur ego off and add pls.

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Crime › Re: 46-Year-Old Zimbabwean Woman Rapes 15-Year-Old Boy After Fixing Bedroom Light by Haakeem(m): 11:48am On Dec 18, 2021

Sebastine1994:
It's a public forum. Let's just keep the suspense there

i say enh, to start an uber driver or watin business how much is it cause it sounds interesting grin

Crime › Re: 46-Year-Old Zimbabwean Woman Rapes 15-Year-Old Boy After Fixing Bedroom Light by Haakeem(m): 11:40am On Dec 18, 2021

Nonexisting:
Hang the rapist by the breast. This is how they go about raping innocent and unsuspecting boys.

Crime › Re: 46-Year-Old Zimbabwean Woman Rapes 15-Year-Old Boy After Fixing Bedroom Light by Haakeem(m): 11:37am On Dec 18, 2021

Sebastine1994:
Only in Zimbabwe...

Maybe it's the payment for the service rendered, you fix my light and I fix your...

We Uber drivers experience this thing all the time, I carried a babe from maitaima to gwarrimpa, she had no money to pay me, she offered me sex.

and you accepted the offer? angry

Celebrities › Re: I Don't Start A Fight, But I Never Run Away From It — Tonto Dikeh (Pix) by Haakeem(m): 11:27am On Dec 18, 2021

meaningless news,hw all this rubbish keeps making front page amazes me.

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Celebrities › Re: Video: James Brown Blasts Bobrisky Over Fight With Tonto Dikeh by Haakeem(m): 10:01am On Dec 18, 2021

WAtin make me go watch that video self.........if huslte no pay today or any bad luck jam my way i go just know say na this usless video na in cause am...God have mercy.

Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 9:32am On Dec 18, 2021

dodoatiricetwo:
Guys be like say dem don ban @Dodoatirice oo

ah watin happen na?

Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:47am On Dec 18, 2021

next.

Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:44am On Dec 18, 2021

DSC7:
Omo this ur translation no be here ooo

Na who know man dey kill man..

As u don hold baba for him balls no way out for him be dat.....

Dodoatirice i dey follow up steady steady ..

Happy weekend fellazzz.....

SAme

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Literature › Re: Chronicles Of A Pastor That Ordained Himself by Haakeem(m): 8:37am On Dec 18, 2021

next.

Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 7:59am On Dec 18, 2021

Kpakam:
I dont read stories till they are completed,I dont have the power to be checking back 4 updates, I will re visit this thread after one year, thanks

how far na.

Nairaland General › Re: What Are The Reasons For Using Hard Drugs? by Haakeem(m): 7:00am On Dec 18, 2021

Kingpin1000:
You know nothing. Stop following the crowd, have your own mindset. Do you know the damage salt and meat causes to ones body.
Make HBP no kill you

stop sounding like an illiterate,stop taking salt for 1year and let see what would happenn,the body needs salt......the advantage of eating meat is huge so there is no probs if you are eating it,suger self also has advantages.....now tell me d advantages of smoking weed.

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