Sometimes I wonder if am really a Nigerian or lives in Nigeria. Like is it not this same country where there is massive increase in insecurity, unemployment, inadequate electricity supply, poor oil condition, unstable economy, CORRUPTION and the likes and yet some folks still believe GEJ is worth voting for. Like seriously?! Can someone please lemme know when Nigeria got splitted into real and virtual realities, I believe am witnessing the real reality while some (esp GEJ supporters) are lost in the virtual reality or is it vice versa?

Na free e go be for all Nigerians!!!
*in Buhari's voice

Okay, I will like to share this coke after the presidential election.
How about You?

Okay, I will like to share this coke after the presidential election.
How about You?

Get closer to God
Listen/obey m popman countless advices
Stay being celibate
Chase money not women (with obama's jet)
Staying focused
And finally, stop self service 4 life!!!!

Prettybecca:
When will some people grow some sense? Quoting the whole damn post just to type 4 lines?
Haba!

As I just did abi, dat shii results to waste of precious mb!

Nmeri17:
we smoked weed this year
we phocked whores for free this year
we did car races inside town, crashed cars and got away with it
we moved around with concealed revolvers

the goal for the new year is to become a drug dealer/heavy user
to spend most evenings sprawling in a drunken state in bars across the town
to appear in newspapers as a wanted man with a fat bounty placed on our heads
to crash marriages and disrupt weddings of bad exes
to use those guns we been concealing for so long

E tall for You!

Biko sleep paralysis different from that of spiritual attack hoo, mehn consult d nearest pastor for solution!

Just pretend and assume that you happen to become Nigeria's president more like an emergency one, what are those things that you will do to enforce a massive positive turnaround and how you will go about them? Strategic details please. Thanks.

Am not rich but am far from been broke, but it awkward knowing am still single...

































































Believe me at your own Interest.

eromspete:
Toshiba Satellite. Core i5, 4GB RAM, ATI Radeon Graphics Card Win 8.1 PC

Wow! Nice, I actually fell in love with it @ first sight. Pls do you have any idea about the current price range? Thanks.

eromspete:
Good Stuff

Pls what's the name of that pc?

To save picture on nairaland using opera, press and hold the middle button or highlight on the image then click on 'save image'. After download is complete go to ur files viewer on either phone memory or media card (the picture won't appear yet), then after locating the saved image highlight the image file ( it appears as a raw file cos of the extension which is .o instead of .jpg) click on rename then simply replace the '.o' with '.jpg'.