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Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Princesschi(f): 4:06pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
kinwayne: him own trouble na follow come. Nice work dear |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by ArcToyin(m): 4:13pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Nice one. U did a great job 4 keeping many lively |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by TDstarr: 4:37pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
abeg dem go beg u before u continue |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by princesssusan(f): 4:55pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Newbie in da house, nice1 kings |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by MaconAwire(m): 4:58pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Nice story! it made me join NL. |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Nobody: 5:05pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
MaconAwire:U be guest on NL for hw many years? Those guys who dey peep thru d window? Anyway, u're fully welcome bro. |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Onemansquad(m): 5:22pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Skimpledawg:u no lyk moni? Kinwayne 9c u ar makin it i avnt started reading d story tho bt wil stat #stil i folow |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by DNBTeam: 5:39pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Read DNB stories. You can also send stories to us - www.danwrites90..com |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by kinwayne(m): 5:49pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Onemansquad: Onemansquad.. I hail oo.. Next update comes up at 8pm... Lemme go do some washing |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Elparaiso(m): 5:49pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
kinwayne:Please give my friend damscrob |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Nobody: 6:01pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
kinwayne:wash come fast |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Nobody: 6:14pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Am i welcome here, i luv the story already, kinwayne, any front sit left for me? |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Nobody: 6:25pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
hilarious! Ojimoimoi,i don laugh tire. Kinwayne weldone sir. |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by EbuGeneral(m): 6:34pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
kinwayne: I guess this episode and the last before this was copied from a movie |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by MaconAwire(m): 6:48pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
tonyfrenzy:lols thanks bro |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by ProfGday(m): 7:02pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Oji-moinmoin(meaning he stole my beans pudding) so emma suppose receive some slap na! Hand of ojomoimoi for my e-haters. |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Druhgzz(m): 7:22pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
@kinwayne Your work is one of a kind! Got me laughing so hard esp the Ojimoimoi Babalawo Slaps of Life, Chai!!! lwkmd. The next Episode pls **sips breast milk** |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by hablink: 7:41pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
If I know follow this thread make Ojimoimoi priest come slap my head! Chei dis thread is making sense. |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by TeeVee(m): 7:50pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Lol...nice story,nice coinages and exhilarating humour...good work OP And I'm happy the way u handle comments from thread followers Notice: Is it the same guy is in 200lvl (in some previous episode) that is taking ENG 103 now?! |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Missmossy(f): 8:07pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Nice piece, following |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Missmossy(f): 8:50pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
More updates biko |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by kinwayne(m): 8:58pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Episode 16. 'Guy hurry na, enter bathroom baff make we go hear word of God' Emma giggled, making jest of Theo. Like seriously, even Emma was surprised at the sudden change in character of Theo, or should I say, career. Twenty minutes later, we were in a bus on our way to 'Big man Church'. Why was it called 'Big man Church' if you may ask. The church building and interior was heaven on earth, it was rumoured that the building was built in three days. Power of money, did I say three days? Well I won't talk further on that. Na 'them' talk am but I no believe. The building premises, design, gardens could just be called in simple terms as paradise. Whoever attended this church was damn stinking rich. 'God be with you young Sir(s).' The gateman greeted with queens English. Choi, this gateman was probably a PhD holder. 'You can Pay your pass in the church's bank over there' He added pointing to the bank behind us. 'Ermm Sir, we are here in respect to Reverend T.' Emma spoke out. I couldn't remember the last time Emma spoke good English. 'Oh, you two are his servants in the lord, you both are highly welcome' The gateman welcomed us ushering us into the church. 'Servants in the lord, Choi I don suffer, make I catch the so called Theo abi wetin be that him name sef, Reverend T. Rubbish!' Emma mumbled out loud though I heard it, fortunately the gateman was afar off and probably didn't hear it. I walked as I cursed Theo within me. Servants in the lord indeed, well we were lucky not to have paid the gate pass of five hundred thousand while I fed my eyes on the building designs which I might never be opportune to see again. We were led into the church where praises and worship had already begun. We sat in the workers section where most of the ushers sat and quickly joined in the praise and worship. I sighted Theo from afar wearing a long black robe just like those the pastors abroad and overseas wore. His hand was held up with a bible in his hand as he did what he did, (Only he understood what he was doing). Wait, was it only me or had Theo magically grown a moustache? I was amazed, Theo looked completely different and one could mistake him for being a 'real' reverend. Praise and worship was now over and a junior pastor took the mic. 'I humbly invite our able Reverend, physical and spiritual, the man who is called to be a fisher of men, Reverend T from the United states of America, to grace the alter' He said while the whole congregation stood up and began clapping for the so-called Reverend. I laugh out loud, Theo who had never crossed the river out of his village was now from America? You must be kidding me. Theo majestically walked up to the alter and took the Mic. 'Let us prayer' Was the first thing that came out of his mouth. Oh! If only he knew what was about to happen, he would have humbly soaked garri in his room in peace. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by iceberylin(m): 9:27pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
kinwayne am enjoying this 2 Likes |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by marquiseT(f): 9:30pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Booking space |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Princesschi(f): 9:30pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Lmao Theo... Man of God frm USA.. Choi man haf suffered.. "let us prayer" *faints* Abeg drop another one biko |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Sirakj(m): 9:33pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
See gobe. |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Nobody: 9:47pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Kinwayne is a clown. I'll nt criticize his salient flaws and some unreal scenarios...because this is only to make us LAUGH! You are trying as a comedian. Even if u copied several movies (like some claimed), for you to be able to communicate it well and preserving the comical context. I say KUDOS! ...remember N500k gate fee seems unreal, dnt kill the life frm ur writeup. 2 Likes |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by lawrenzo007(m): 9:52pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
so interesting... can't wait to read more abeg make una shift for me joor |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by TDstarr: 9:58pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
tonyfrenzy:mayb adapted from pastor chris one thousand naira crossover gate fee |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by peter4d2(m): 10:14pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Well gud piece 4 combinig it n making it seem lik a memoir but as soon as I heard d name brainbox it makes me think of flow1759 or so I thought. |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by fiftynaira(m): 10:17pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
#ghostmode deactived!!! 'Let us prayer'.... Lols theo |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by usmanspihn(m): 10:19pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
'Let us prayer' I literally laughed for 5 mins. Damn you are trying. 500k seems so unrealistic if I must say. Even though Bill Gates attend there. |
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