₦airaland Forum

Anigreat:




Nothing to celebrate about this rapist, I got no iota respect for this rapist.


Let men like Lionel Messi make noise on football and not this useless ball tapping opportunistic idiot.

You better stop hating on RONALDO so that you can move forward.


Ronaldo is not a rapist. He is every woman's dream. His name is a brand. His personality is amazing.


Ronaldo all the way... The real G.O.A.T

Chriswazo:
Just be praying mine fully clicks, will look for a way to carry u. Even if it means telling Angela Merkel about u
Ur German love is on another level and I will advise you to stay focused
Stop ur arbitrary wishing and calculation, u talk Finland today, tomorrow u talk u want to migrate to Rwanda etc
U know I follow u, stay focused on what you want and I promise you that the " Universe will reward your efforts" (in d words of Pochettino after eliminating MC from UCL).
Shalom.

Boss na situation make crayfish bend... I no get choice. I just wan start from somewhere maybe i might make it to Deutschland in few years time.

It will surely click oh
I go dey pray for you make everything go the way you want

Erfolg gehört uns

Subomi007:
With the little amount i earn, i paid tax without an benefit, from agbara to badagry is hell, the roads are bad, no power supply, i paid 1500k monthly for electricity I'm not using.

No security, whenever am going to work in the morning, i have to keep rotating my neck as if my neck is made of bearing and a shaft.

And no one should ask me what am doing to build my country, am not buhari or does crooks that has put our country in a state of despondent and despicable, despite the fact that many of them failed to pay tax, i paid tax without any form of benefits.

Please anyone that has the resources to travel out, please do before its too late.

Later some people will say in Nigeria, you don't pay tax.. Abeg who go pay tax why we go pay tax

The emboldened got me cracking up so hard

Some people are okay with that kind of lifestyle.

May God help us out of here

IchBinBrait:
Mr Hadampson don't tell me you are still in Nigeria ooo

I'm waiting to view your Deutschland pictures. Or have you diverted to Finland??

Boss, i still dey zoogeria
So unfortunate i don't have the required amount of money for block account
I believe God won't let this year pass me by


@emboldened any way na way o
Even if na Damascus in Syria, i swear i dey go... I'm living a frustrated life here. This country is not made for me


Ich dachte, du wohnst in Deutschland, oder

AngelicBeing:
I hear people say no place like home, that is balderdash and nonsense to me,
I don't follow or subscribe to that nasty statement,
home to me in my personal opinion is not really defined as your place of birth, home is where you have peace, serenity, the ability to pursue your God given potential without bribing anyone, a place you are rewarded based on merit, working smart regardless of your skin color, where your individual rights are guaranteed and where the government provides the basic necessities for her citizens and give them open opportunities / template to contribute to that society and that same government rewards them by standing with her citizens in times of crisis and happiness, and if l find such place in Mars, Jupiter, Venus, Antarctica, Solomon Islands, or anywhere on planet earth, that is my home, and not necessarily my biological country of birth

May God increase you in knowledge boss.



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Subomi007:
Join what? PRAYER can't revive our dead and buried country. Within my small street, I'll count 6 churches and 2mosques, that tells you we have more than enough prayer warriors.


It's just unfortunate that someone like me can't afford substantial amounts of money to leave this failed country.


Anyone that believes in this country that it will great, the person is living in delusion.

Same here o... It's so unfortunate... Chai i believe God would perform a miracle in our lives very soon bro

Don't lose hope... Like my mentor used to say tout est bien


All is well bro

HeWrites:
I laugh in Spanish


You should help me fast na ..


Why care for a country that doesn't care for you

I don't have the strength to fast biko.

Whether you are far or near, home is home. So endeavor to fast for your country cos its your home

fabyom:
Too serious a being. Me self don port since.
Though I love my country, I am sorry I have to seek better future for my Children. Naija is not an option!
It is such a shame we have rulers who does not have a WAEC certificate.
However,
I will come back some day. I come back home to contribute my quota to my father land. We own our children such. No matter what home is home!

Sure. I will definitely contribute in my own way
That is the least i can do not by putting my life in danger because of patriotism.


Shalom

fabyom:
Too serious a being. Me self don port since.
Though I love my country, I am sorry I have to seek better future for my Children. Naija is not an option!
It is such a shame we have rulers who does not have a WAEC certificate.
However,
I will come back some day. I come back home to contribute my quota to my father land. We own our children such. No matter what home is home!

This statement has sent many people to early grave. Simply because they think Nigeria is part of the home.

Home is where lives of the citizens are more important than anything. Home is where there is job provisions for graduates. Home is where people can boast of comfortable life whether abroad or local. Home is where people can boast of 3 square meals per day. Home is where there is hope. Home is where your security is well guaranteed 100% Home is where education institutions are world class. Home is where basic social amenities are regarded as basic and not luxuries.


I want you to check the definition of home and see if Nigeria fit in.


Shalom

AngelicBeing:
l decided to ignore him so that he can wallow in his ignorance, I wanted to serve him hot the way you just did but I felt it is a colossal waste of time engaging him, you have saved me time engaging him, let me drink my hot ginger tea, second class citizen my foot,

Nigeria is currently the headquarters of poverty in the world and the 6th most miserable country on earth, the country is dead, rotten, devilish, cursed, wicked, satanic, occultic, destiny killer, name it, every indices of a failed state is in Nigeria.

Nigeria is placed on the same level with Afghanistan, Yemen, Syria, South Sudan and Libya, it is doomed beyond redemption and it should be auctioned off on eBay or Alibaba to richer western nations, l have no apologies with my comments and I will continue to say it.

Buhari the so called Dumb messiah to Nigeria, and several politicians both serving and retired from 1979 till date have stolen generational wealth that will last them and their families for a lifetime.

Buhari's wife is planning to build a University in the name of his carcass living husband, nobody is asking her, how she gets the money, she said that the funds will come from Sudan / Qatar, I laugh in Macedonia language,

Majority of the politicians in Nigeria have second passport, Saraki the Senate president is a British citizen, and the same applies to several politicians in Nigeria.

The easiest way to become a billionaire in Nigeria is via politics, the citizens are dying of hunger and starvation daily and yet some people are clapping hands for the same politicians that is oppressing them with hunger and death in the name of patriotism, what a paradox.

Nigeria is the current headquarters of Hell fire and darkness in the world, if you want to know how hell fire look like, go to Nigeria, it is better to be a 7th class citizen in Canada or any of the western world where you have the ability to pursue your God given potential than to be a Nigerian in a dead country, nonsense

I don't think hell can be this worst

Kudos boss for this great write up... Lemme save it for future reference

gentleiphy:
if Canadian leaders have been greedy and useless and idiots like your Naija politicians do you think youths will want to leave Nigeria? Do you think you remaining back home in Nigeria will develop Nigeria? what has been your own contribution to develop the Nigeria you wan to stay put at. If you must know, Nigeria is a youthful age waster, remain in Nigeria at your own risk. Here in Canada and western world 25yrs are already professors...and at 25yrs in Nigeria some youths are still writing JAMB without hope of when they will gain the admission. Where to work after graduation is not yet in the equation...Nigeria will be develop and all the leaders have all their kids abroad. Stay there and be deceiving yourself talking about if Canada didn't develop their country where will Nigeria's run to...

come to think of it even in Nigeria why are you not in your village. Why did you run to Lagos or Abuja or port Harcourt..why didn't you remain in your village to develop it like Lagos or Abuja?

Buhari still flies to abroad for medical treatment why didn't he develop or build hospitals in Nigeria that meets world standard. if you don't know let me educate you...Nigeria is richer than most developed countries and yet Nigeria is the capital of world poverty. Why do you think Nigerians excel the moment they leave Nigeria in innovation, technology and academia?.. stay back in Nigeria and rot with any potentials you may have and that's if SARS no remember you. is there anything to even be happy about Nigeria? any one still staying back in Nigeria never get opportunity to leave.

who told you about being second class citizen? have you lived in Canada? what do you know about second class citizen? let me paint a picture for you to know that even in Nigeria you are not a second class citizen, you are third class citizen in your own country. do you have any right at all as a Nigerian in NIGERIA? can you get justice when you have a fight with a rich politician? can you ask for anything without bribing your way tru it? do you have access to free medicals and right to education ? why do you have to beg for visa in Nigeria to travel to common south Africa,tanzania as a Nigerian? what kind of citizen are you with your Nigerian passport that with it in your hands embassies give don't flag you?
Gambia citizens have 10yrs US visas without begging for it,as a Nigeria you beg for 1yr sef and you wont be issued.

Now Nigerians with American or Canadian passports are treated first as humans anywhere they go better than you same Nigerians with Nigerian passport...what are you? second class citizen or third class? judge yourself...Nigerians with American or Canadian passports travel to more than 172 countries without visa...can you say of same thing with your Nigerian passport..Nigerians in America or Canada that are skilled like you in Nigeria get jobs without being asked which state and tribe they are from..but you have to include your local govt,village name,village chief and hope to have a politician refer you to even get a call up for interview in Nigeria...is that second class citizen or first class...you guys stay back in Nigeria and talk what you don't know.

OMG you have spoken well sir
This is great. I need to save this.

On the other hand, you shouldn't have replied him. By their words, you shall know them.... The PEOPLE ARE STILL MAKING IT IN NIGERIA group. I no dey waste time to reply them.

Ugosample:
what Is this one saying

By their words, you shall know them

HeWrites:
Even 5 hours dry fasting, I can't do.

You don't have any choice bro.. This is for your dear country

fabyom:
If the Canadians did not develope their country where will you run to. Lalas you are second class citizen!

I don't care even if i'm fifth class citizen... My only concern is to be in a sane society... Allesgut

AngelicBeing:
Now you are talking, 7 years dry fast with only fruits and vegetables mode activated

God bless you abundantly sir

AngelicBeing:
Hian, l will not stop my prayers and fasting, I want to start dry fasting for Buhari and APC led federal criminals, I will go on 7 years dry fast with only fruits and vegetables

God will help you

Iamboladee, Hewrites, tiptoe and Subomi007 should be able to join you

May God reward you guys in many folds.... Danke

Ugosample:
the guy is being sarcastic

that is his style

I didn't notice the sarcasm. I thought he was serious about the whole thing

Goztino:
very nice information.
like how many percent is income tax because from data in wikipedia, I am seeing 47.475% (45% income tax + 5.5% solidarity surcharge based on the total tax bill)

working with the data above
if someone earns 39,000 euro in a year, his income after tax should be 18513 Euros.
from research also, it takes 700 euro to live in Germany if you are conservative.
700x12 = 8400 euros in a year.

Then 18,513 euros minus 8400 euros leaves you with 10,113 euros per annum

Now lets convert the income to naira
10,113 x 400 euro = #4,045,200

4,045,200 divided by 12 = #337,100 profit every month.

with the above mathematical analysis, one can deduce that for a fresh MSc graduate, you are sure of atleast
#300,000 income every month after tax and bills

Ausgezeichnet !

I dey always gbadun your analysis

See as you calculate everything in a way everyone will understand.... gute Arbeit chef

AngelicBeing:
Hahaha, no dull moment on Nairaland, Lol at all you listed above , let's keep praying and fasting for Nigeria, Nigeria will be great again, we should all go on dry fasting for Buhari and APC led federal criminals, Nigeria will be better, we should pray more, prayers and fasting is the solution to Nigeria problems, we should forget about science, technology etc prayers will develop Nigeria in the year 2099, Ugosample has started organizing 180 days prayer and fasting in Senegal for Nigeria

Prayers and fasting cannot develop Nigeria boss. Let's be realistic

A country where corruption is seen as normal thing cannot develop even if you fast for 1 million years.

megastu:
Congrats OP, I know that feeling when you first land, but it doesnt mean you should insult your president. Until you become a citizen of another country you will still need Nigeria for almost everything you will be requested for in Canada.

After the euphoria of settling down is over, it will then be reality and you will start appreciating Nigeria for what it is. Congrats once more and enjoy your stay.

Appreciate zoogeria for what


For hardship, disorganized society, bad road which has caused alot of accidents, bad infrastructures, thugs, assassins, SARS, low life expectancy, no job provisions for graduates or what because i don't understand.

AngelicBeing:
Chai, you dey vex oo, wetin Buhari, Jonathan, Obasanjo, Abdusalami, late Yaradua, Babangida, Ernest shonekan, APC, PDP, PRP, UPN, GNPP, NAP and NPP do you

Remove yaradua'a from the list. Thank you