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How to reply wie geht es dir/ihnen

The emoji reaction should give you a clue of what each phrase means.

TheFacelessMan:


The cops are NEVER your friends.

I was returning from the club when i was stopped by the dreaded SARS.

I was asked to lower my glass, i obliged and was rewarded with the barrel of an AK-47 thrusted into the car.

I was asked to open my car boot which i did.


"What can i help you with, officer?"


Whether he had been drinking expired beer or he hadn't brushed for weeks, i don't want to know but his breath was foul enough to kill a fly


"Get down!" He commanded! I didn't want to experience his rotten teeth the 2nd time so i quickly complied.

I was suprised to see Cannabis Sativa alias Marijuna growing out of my Honda Accord 2009 car boot.


To be continued...

Boss, you are very talented. Stop wasting your talent on politics section. Go to literature section and showcase your talent


Shalom

GutsOverFear:
May thunder strike any nairalander that comes here to say Nigeria is better than America..

They think living is about working and receiving heavy salaries and paying bill while at the same time catering for your family.

Like someone said, except the politicians and their families and the extremely rich citizens, every other individual in Nigeria is not living.. We may be alive but not living.

You dey vex o

Yes, we are merely existing not living in zoogeria.

Anybody that compare Nigeria with United States of America needs to be taken to a psychiatry home for check up

Hamilton1:
Afonjas at it again

What's your problem

Can't you for once say something beneficial to people on this forum

Yoruba
Hausa
Igbo

We are ONE Nigeria
Stop being tribalistic

tohyorsih2:
Aminaa Yah Allah

It's such a great loss for her parent
May God give them the fortitude to bear the loss

tohyorsih2:
ehen! imagine killing yourself because pf something like that smh

I don't think she could have taken her life because of a di.ck that doesn't work


May her soul rest in peace

tohyorsih2:
what of it doesn't function well?

Well, problem ti won niyen

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Entschuldigen Sie bitte - I beg your pardon please or excuse me please

Wo ist der Bahnhof - Where is the train

Hier ist mein Pass - here is my passport

Wo ist der Taxistand - where is the taxi stand

Wo ist der Gepäckausgabe - where is the baggage claim

Wo ist der Ausgang - where is the gate or where is the exit

Welcher Ausgang - which gate or exit

Rufen Sie mir bitte ein Taxi - please call a taxi for me

If you are a beginner i'd advise you focus on vocabulary, pronunciation and spelling.

Also, make sure you repeat all lessons many times as possible cos wiederholung ist der Schlüsselfaktor im Lernprozess

Meaning = repetition is the key factor in the learning process

For vocabulary and spelling, search German vocabulary and memrise on PLAYSTORE or APPLESTORE

For pronunciation, German dictionary and follow German language tutors on youtube and instagram. Also, download busuu... I personally recommend this application for beginners


Bleib cool und lerne deutsch

Hi guys
Apologies for not updating the thread. I'm occupied with alot of things plus am working on how to escape from this country.

Although, am still busy but not too busy.

So, i will try and give you guys update

TRCdesigns:
Motherly love...who can ever be compared to our mother... Hit like if you love your mum... Share otherwise

Just say you are looking for LIKE

tohyorsih2:
no mind am
and e fit be small one like that oo

wey dey function wella

tohyorsih2:
Person wey die because one dick, na thousands of dick go cross the place wey dem bury am

Hmm... Speechless

FruitCakes:
My uncle came back from abroad rich,, everyone surrounded him.
Now that he's broke they are nowhere to be found
That taught me a valid lesson

That's human for you.

BTW happy birthday to you. Wish you LLNP with sound health, happiness and riches

SunnyskyTG:
Hhmmm... You just helped me upgrade my knowledge.

Moreover, It's Nigeria not Zoogeria. We are humans, we aren't goats or dogs, because we are going through this mess doesn't mean we label ourselves with crappy names.

Kindly take note of that, thank you.

Okay

tactius:
OK...

What if I told you guys that we could have MODERN AMBULANCES, ETC...like the ones we see aborad....IF WE PAID MORE TAXES.

What is the assurance that if we pay high taxes, it won't be embezzled by those old fools

Even if we pay taxes more than USA, i swear to God, there won't be any development at all

Nigeria is disorganized boss

SunnyskyTG:
I think he's right, Pidgin English is widely spoken in Naija.

The educated and uneducated have an idea speaking Pidgin English.

Language is one of the entities that causes disunity in any Nation. Pidgin English can be the uniting chord we've been missing.

After all, majority Lagosians speaks Pidgin.

I'm I making any sense at all?

You are making sense sir

Just like English is the official language of Jamaica but they don't usually speak English. Instead they speak Creole otherwise known as patwah among themselves.


Pidgin is our creole here in zoogeria but many NIGERIANS prefer to use QUEEN ENGLISH just to impress

tohyorsih2:
ok no problem

Yeah

tohyorsih2:
What if i have?

Say it joor

I repeat, you don't have it Toyo

Lemme just keep it to myself

tohyorsih2:
Name what you want

You don't have what i want Toyo

tohyorsih2:
but you said anything

Do you want a bottle of Ciroc?

I don't drink anything alcoholic but Gracias hermoso

tohyorsih2:
Come have this Clark chocolate

I be shild

Mio fe

tohyorsih2:
Like what?

Anything you can give out

tohyorsih2:
Better!
Such a good guy

Anything for the good guy?!

tohyorsih2:
Stop it now!

Yes ma'am
Moti stop e

tohyorsih2:
You lied against me of course!

A big and fat lie for that matter

I didn't lie against you. You know am saying the truth.

Madam glutton

Women and their wahala

mumnadine:

Make una help me abeg

mcstan18:
Sadly, I can't.

Dammilekan:
the guy is even shaming Russi, as is nigeria is better than russia nairaland is getting annoying day by day

Even if Russia is not good, atleast it's better than Bulgaria, Croatia, Ukraine and some European countries.