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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 12:33pm On Apr 02
Amala, obe ata, ewedu and gbegiri(abula) ft some obstacles ๐Ÿ˜‹

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 11:22am On Mar 24
Sunday coconut rice๐Ÿ˜‹

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 10:37am On Mar 23
I cooked this one myself so it deserves bragging cool

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 6:08pm On Mar 17
Jollof Sunday

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 8:36am On Mar 14
Bintdawood:
Bread and dambun nama๐Ÿ˜„

Pardon me, what's dambun nama?

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 8:35am On Mar 14
Just an average day

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Religion / Re: Atheists, How Do You Turn Down Invitations To Church? by hahn(m): 11:17am On Mar 05
Image123:


Aren't you in your "heaven" already? You can sin now without restraint. You can lie, cheat, be immoral, steal and all. Go on bro, it's your "turn".

Christians lie, cheat, are immoral, steal and all even though they believe in god.

The only difference is you feel you can "pray" yout sins away.

You, especially, are going to hell regardless ๐Ÿซ‚
Religion / Re: Atheists, How Do You Turn Down Invitations To Church? by hahn(m): 11:42pm On Mar 01
LordReed:


I wish I could take your advice. I am the kind of person that people easily trust, and I have always been in leadership positions, but my conscience won't let me undertake such a massive scale of deception. May be when I am older and a little more jaded, I would try it but right now I am enjoying my life free of religious bullshit.

Same here actually but the truth is, if you can play the game then you should.

Religion is easy money and besides, there is no heaven for being an atheist ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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Religion / Re: Atheists, How Do You Turn Down Invitations To Church? by hahn(m): 8:51pm On Mar 01
Tobdek:
I'm a student who's an undercover atheist. I'm always getting accosted by christian fellowships left, right and center on campus. As someone who hates any type of attention, most times, I pretend to be an unserious, non-churchgoing christian but that only seems to draw these people's attention to me.

Last semester, a guy invited me to church, service was scheduled for 7am, by 6:30am, this guy came to my room to wake me up! His face was literally the first thing I saw in the morning. It was so annoying. This is just one out of the many annoying things this guy and other "evangelists" have done to drag me to their church. I don't want to be known as an atheist for obvious reasons, yet, I want to ward off people like this guy and his ilk. I'd like to hear from other atheists.

Cc Lordreed
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I would advice you to play along.

There is no need gaining religious enemies in this society of ours.

Go to church, be regular, become and usher and gradually work your way to the top and even become a pastor.

There are many perks to being able to control a multitude of people and you will be able to build a network of people willing to do the most just for you to "pray" for them.

I know of youth pastors who were getting free fuel during fuel scarcity, free transfers from their members and free kpekus from the church ladies.

Most people crave subjugation and if you can be in that position to manipulate and exploit them then you should grab the opportunity.

You really have nothing to lose.

For more guidance, you should read the "48 laws of power" by Robert Greene.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 5:14pm On Feb 23
Was craving Fried eggs with Sausages and bread with honey and cold chocolate tea

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Family / Re: Should I Be Concerned About Marrying A 39yrs Old Woman? by hahn(m): 8:20am On Jan 25
Smile4mee01:
I'm a single 39yr old Nigeria guy in diaspora trying to settle down and going to Nigeria to marry is not an option.

I'm an introvert who has been through some childhood trauma in my family and really fear marriage because of what I have seen and how bad it can be sometimes.

However, an old female friend and colleague of mine who we worked together in Nigeria and now in canada recently contacted me and she is also single and not had children. She is doing well for herself and now a citizen there while I'm not. A part of me is concerned about

1. Fertility : I desire children. However, can she have me healthy children @ 39. How many can she have? I discussed us trying for a child , she appears to want a.marriage first. But what gurantees do I have to have children.


Should I be concerned? I dont want to enter one chance.



Please I use God beg you, no insults just advice. Abeg. God bless you.

Run ooo.

Look for a younger woman.
Family / Re: My Dad's Driver First Child Looks Different From The Rest, I'm Worried by hahn(m): 8:18am On Jan 25
EreluRoz:
My dad's driver son is right here in our house and he's the first child of his dad, he's totally different from the rest, he doesn't look like his dad neither does he look like his mum, there's no resemblance from both parents at all.

I stylishly dig up stories of how his mum was married because he's been driving my dad even before I was born and I was told she was already pregnant before the marriage ceremony was held and as at that time of their wedding, the woman lived in a different state, she just came and told him she was pregnant and that was how marriage happened .

I have watched this boy from head to toe so I can see at least one feature in resemblance but I didn't see anything, not even from the mom, he's just totally different. The other kids are ok, two share a striking resemblance with their dad while the last took after her mom but with some of the dad features, so are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Should I tell my dad my observation? What do you think?

Tell him. Don't mind the idiots supporting the potential cheating wife
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 8:10am On Jan 25
iamoyindamola:

Na ikorodu you base?

Yeah. At the moment
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 8:10am On Jan 25
armyofone:


Please where is that ? Which state?

Ikorodu, Lagos
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 10:14am On Jan 21
armyofone:


The way you piled it up grin

Let me not talk so you don't send me away for eating the ata stew with the rice I brought wink

E be like shit abi? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 10:14am On Jan 21
armyofone:


Where did you get your bread ?

I tried Nigeria bread and it was horrible. I heard they now use cassava.

Jendor at Odogunyan. The bread sweet die ๐Ÿ˜‹
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 5:28pm On Jan 18
Home made amala with obe ata and ewedu ๐Ÿ˜‹

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 5:28pm On Jan 18
Breakfast

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Religion / Re: Atheists and Igtheists On NL. Please Let's Get To Know Ourselves. by hahn(m): 5:22pm On Jan 18
MrPresident1:
A 'black' person who calls themselves atheist is essentially a criminal, nothing more, nothing less. A hardened criminal.

You're 'black' ( mentally devolved) and atheist? shocked that's a completely feral ferocious wild 'person' right there

That's a very dangerous person right there before you, capable of indescribable evil

You don start ๐Ÿ™„
Religion / Re: Atheists and Igtheists On NL. Please Let's Get To Know Ourselves. by hahn(m): 5:21pm On Jan 18
jaephoenix:

This is a sacrilege!
How can you make a Nairaland atheist roll call and forget HardMirror and Hahn!
OP that's an abomination that must be remedied by sacrificing to Flying Spaghetti Monster! shocked
Anyway present sir! grin

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Religion / Re: Atheists and Igtheists On NL. Please Let's Get To Know Ourselves. by hahn(m): 5:21pm On Jan 18
LalastiklaIa:


You create list of atheist and your lieutenant general Hardmirror no dey there? You left out major general Hahn too undecided

Na real major general hahn ๐Ÿ˜‚
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 8:38pm On Jan 11
Ahnii:

I do....But pap/custard is not my thing,I hardly take it.

I can stay years without taking it

Same here.

My wife is a big fan though and she had to force me to take it. The pap had been in the fridge for over 6 months

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 8:23pm On Jan 11
Ahnii:

Because pap enhances sleep and it's one meal I do all within my powers to steer the eff from.

Why? You don't like sleeping?

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 3:21pm On Jan 10
Eba and ogbono soup

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 1:14pm On Jan 10
Ahnii:


Fire !!!!

Straight sleeping to the core!

How you take know? The sleep was deep ๐Ÿ˜ด

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 7:11am On Jan 10
Akara and akamu

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 7:10am On Jan 10
Eba and oha soup

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Career / Re: Is 400k Job In Nigeria Worth Staying Or Should I Japa? by hahn(m): 12:29pm On Jan 03
Elsucre24:
I will be 31 this year. Omo the age is scaring me and I keep feeling like Iโ€™m not doing enough. I have a stable job in the private sector with a 400k monthly salary. But I still feel the impact of the economy badly. I keep asking myself, at what point will I start living the good live?
I feel stock sometimes because my job is very demanding and I almost do not have time to do other things, mind you Iโ€™m in the medical field and I work Mondays to Sundays most times but occasionally I have some Sundays to myself and sometimes a day off during the week. I canโ€™t seem to be able to start a business as a side hustle cause most of the side hustles I can think will demand my presence at least for the first few months and I donโ€™t really have that.
My girlfriend is pregnant, I really wanna keep it but sheโ€™s not ready, Iโ€™m not even sure Iโ€™m ready. The only way she can keep it is if Iโ€™m going to get married to her before the pregnancy starts showing and Iโ€™m as confused as hell cos I donโ€™t know if Iโ€™m ready. She has always been vocal of her plans to japa.
Now that brings me to the idea of Japa too. I mean, I cannot deny that fact that Iโ€™m scared of the whole japa stuff cos I donโ€™t know what to expect. Economy doesnโ€™t even allow you save as much as you should. Everythingโ€™s just seems very scattered.

Pls I need adult minds to advise me on what I can do.
1. Do I start a business, what kinda business can I start with at least 2M that will not require my full presence?
2. Do I start to plan my japa through the study route and just face my fears
3. Should I insist on keeping the pregnancy and hope that things start making sense? This means I have to get married tho.

Thank yโ€™all.

1. I would say since you are in the medical field, you can start by creating a blog and write on health topics. You can also start a YouTube channel, Twitter/Instagram account and do videos sharing knowledge about your field. Use apropos doctor as a reference point.

You can do these things during your break and you will enjoy doing them because it is related to your field and hopefully something you are already knowledgeable and passionate about.

With a blog/youtube channel etc, you can easily decide to reduce your workload when you start earning funds that manage your current income.

I can offer you personal consultation at a fee or you can search for free resources on YouTube and Google.

2. I think japa should be part of every reasonable Nigeria's plan. This country is not getting any better anytime soon. Face your fears.

3. You do not need the pregnancy. Have a wife and child complicates things and greatly affects income especially for people who work 9 - 5 not to mention people in your field.

You are not ready and neither is she. Let her abort it and you really need to be careful and not repeat such a mistake. Either abstain from sex altogether or always use protection.

Wish you all the best

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Family / Re: This Two Couchs Are For Sale, Very Affordable by hahn(m): 11:36pm On Jan 02
Eskoba:
Sa

Pa
Religion / Re: Prophecy For 2024 by hahn(m): 11:56am On Jan 02
MrPresident1:


And I insist to you once again that you understand nothing.

Lol.

I like your consistency. It is not easy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Religion / Re: Prophecy For 2024 by hahn(m): 10:13am On Jan 02
MrPresident1:


Because you don't understand anything

Name one problem Nigeria has that god solved last year.

Just ONE. I dey wait

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Religion / Re: Prophecy For 2024 by hahn(m): 9:46pm On Dec 31, 2023
MrPresident1:


Shey Nigerian upside down no tire you ni?

God has never been able to solve it ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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