₦airaland Forum

DyingFetus:
Kudos to your wife

Always 😎

Yam and fried eggs with stew and ram meat

ahnie:
The card is sold 1k.
I funded ours with 15k.
The good news is you can tell them to stop the game in other to minimize your coins from zapping faster.

And these kids nor go like stop if the game don enter their brains,dem fit blow the coins finish within minutes.


However if you don want to get the card....3 minutes is #500.

Cool. Thanks.

ahnie:
Workchop.

Goodmornin it's bn a long time dear,how re you?

I just dey o. Low key.

In this economy, man must hide head.

How much did you pay for the gameville pass?

I'm thinking of taking my son there soon

ahnie:
Work.

Damn

Man dey work, family dey chop 😏

ahnie:
This morning I decided to create time to hangout with OUR kids because they will be going to grandma's place for the holidays.

So I decided to take them to chicken republic first to get food,my kids loves food.

Then we proceeded to ShopRite mall to pick one or two things.

After then we headed to cartege cinema which has a gameville and we presented our already funded card and have mad fun.


We really enjoyed ourselves.
Zino used her card to pay for all we bought....the beautiful thing is that dem get their own cards.

And get access to the pins.

We went to Dominoes yesterday.

E don tey wey we comot.

Lagosians who have to go to work every day really dey try.

Only you and the kids?

What about your husband?

Karen2024:
Few days ago I celebrated the iPhone my boyfriend bought me, but today I'm here to let you know that he has taken his iphone.
This was how it all started, he said he have a very urgent problem that I should help him with the phone so he will sell it. I gave him he sold it but I don't even know what the problem was. If I ask him he will only shout at me.
Truly, men are all scums.

He realized you are not worth it.

Get a job and buy a phone for yourself

Spaghetti, crayfish and beef stew

Noodles with suya and crayfish

1stSonOfLucifer:
Okay. Well for the records, altdrive.ng is a platform that does vehicle financing. You pay 15% of the total vehicle amount and the vehicle is released to you. It's owned by sterling bank or would I say a subset of sterling bank because normally, 16million no gum me for 2019 car .

Anyways thanks for the tips so far. I would just go for the 2019 SE then.

They don't seem to have much cars listed on the site though.

MaxInDHouse:
The atheist knew the real meaning of that word "HELL" that's why he said all humans are going there because it's written in the Bible:

Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might; for there is no work, nor device, nor knowledge, nor wisdom, in hell (grave), whither thou goest.Ecclesiastes 9:10

Lol.

In 2023?

😂😂😂😂

RealDD:
Speak for yourself bro. I am not going to hell in Jesus name

I've read the book of life and your name is not in it.

😁

McLizbae:
Just like Lagos is no man's land abi

Tribalism has poisoned your soul

famozine1:
There was a man named adonija, Solomon older brother he went to meet king Solomon mother Bethsheba to make a request that if possible king Solomon should give him the virgin girl given to their father king David when king Solomon was told his brother request he got angry and put him to death...
So here is my question bcoz am somehow confused is king Solomon action right or wrong

The story never happened.

You can rest.

tensazangetsu20:
Ecuador and peru are cheap to live in. Chile is different.

Ouch. Good luck to you bro

You don see their babes?

tensazangetsu20:
My first meal in Chile. Omho I haven't eaten anything in 5 days o . I wan craze.

A friend of mine who lived in Equador told me food is very cheap in South America.

Is that true?

AgbaAwo001:
Abeg what's the brand of this spaghetti?

Crown premium

Mommadd:
Pastaaa! I love it. It's the purple cabbage for me

How do you guys get full eating these things?

That spaghetti na like two forkfuls 😒

TheSuperX:
This man can chop 10 times in a day, you dey try oh. 😂😂

My wife loves to cook and I love to eat 😋

Jollof rice and turkey

Purvan:
Omo your wife sabi cook

Thanks 😁

ahnie:
Is this fish smoked mackerel?
Kai e enter eyes well well.

Enjoy

I really don't know its name

Semi used 50 inches smart LG ThinQ AI TV

Price: N250,000

Location: Ita Iluwo. IKORODU, Lagos

Call/Whatsapp: 08067549200

Miracood2:

Leftover fufu + new eba

Fuba

Miracood2:
See this hooge catfish

That's not catfish sha. Don't know the name though

Breakfast

Fuba(fufu and eba) and efo riro

Spaghetti

DamianDd:
I've recently been taking care of my hair as a man I've been looking towards self-improvement and of course improvement begins with my looks.

My own my hair is the shorts strong Nigerian dry hair so even if it's long it will still appear very short which is what I fixed by treating my hair recently and washing it, right after I washed it that evening I weaved it for it to dry and while I was outside that's when my neighbors wife came, she called me and started preaching about heavenly race and I've sinned for this hair I did and what will people think of dad by me carrying this. All I did was simply assure her that I don't do dreads or weaving and I just did it so the hair and my scalp could get space to dry.

Now the hair is back to normal and it's better because it just looks like afro now very many like it supposed to be, it's doesn't look like a girls hair it just looks like a guy that's been training hair for a long time so it's okay like afro.

Tonight she saw me while she was standing with her friend and they both start telling me about heavenly race and what people will talk about my hair, how I should not allow it to shift me from my destiny.... man's just stood there wondering what has brainwashed this women and how their husbands and children survive this everyday.

How do you presume I go about this because I don't intend on being rude to my elders and my neighbors wife as at that?

Tell her to mind her own fvcking business 🤷‍♂️

KillerBeauty:
26yrs old is an older woman?
Is a 26yrs old man an older man too

Women mature faster than men.

Men age like wine. Women age like milk

ublight:
Hahahaha. Come to bayelsa and ask him

I'm not THAT curious bro 🙄

ublight:
I recently had a business deal go South and millions of naira went down the drain. A contractor I had brought on board for a project had absconded with money, and my partner's felt since I contracted him, I must have been aware of the move, especially as I did not file any report to the police.

I was arrested on Monday and taken to the station for questioning(actually the police head quarters in the state). The police can be so brutal when interrogating (that's a story for another day).

I was later taken to the office of the commissioner of police for the state.

You would not believe my disappointment. I was expecting to see an agile, fit athletic man that can run around, draw out his fire arm to engage in any hostile situation. (too many Hollywood movies right!)

Anyways, I saw one fat, pot bellied, more of a politician looking man. He was relaxed on his somewhat of a rocking chair.

To be honest, I was not expecting much from him (I had judged the book by the cover).

He interviewed me for less than 10 minutes, but his wisdom in those few minutes could be likened to that of King Solomon in the Bible.

What the man lacked in looks and physique, he made up for it in his head.

I then realised that maybe he climbed to that position using more of his brains to solve cases than muscles.

I was really impressed with his judgment. To cut the long story short, I was released on bail. I'm to report back at the station on Friday to see how the case will proceed.

I can tell you that in that station, only the commissioner was civil, well mannered, respectful, lawful. Infact he is the embodiment of what the police force should be.

My question is this. How can such a commissioner be heading touts, imbeciles, uneducated morons parading in uniforms? Don't we have people like the commissioner who can be at the lower ranks?

Let me end here for now. Share your own encounter with any commissioner or police officer.

You should have asked the commissioner that question directly since you spoke with him for 10 minutes.

Another 5 extra minutes would have sufficed.

You can ask him when you go for your next report and share his answer here.

Tag me abeg