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knytred: Funny pls how do I do the airtel 1200 and is it fast

send socialmonth to 440

Hmmmm... after suffering a heartbreak from my mistress, Glo, I am now trying to appease my first wife, Airtel, with some goodies.

Me: babe, I said im sorry. forgive me.
Sim: abeg leave me jare, you abandoned me all these months. You didn't even bother to know if im feeding or not. why are you now coming to beg me? are you through with that big bosoms that took u away from me?
Me: Abeg no vex, her bosoms are so tempting. You know how I love bosoms and hers is 3gig while yours is just 1gig... that's why.
Sim: Eh hen? So you mean my bosoms are too small for u?
Me: Yes. But now I'm ready to manage yours cos I just found out that not all that glitters is gold. GLO deceived me and took me away from you. Now im wise. Nobody can take me away from u again.
Sim: Hmmm... So u mean i should go for bosoms enlargement?
Me; Ha! my love! my sweetie! If you can just get ur bosoms increased to like 3gig or even 2gig sef, I will be the happiest man on earth and I promise not to leave you again forever.
Sim: OK oh... I've heard you and I forgive you.
Me: oh thank you so much... I brought a gift for you, its just 1200#, please accept it and let me have social activities with u for one month... Abeg I no wan share you with any man o, especially these monkeys that is listening/reading our conversation.

LOL... Shame on you GLO, im back to my sweet wife even though her bosoms are not as big as yours, I will manage it... ntoooo!

NB: Sir Lulu, no offence meant to you and I hope none is taken. you did a very good job here cos I enjoyed the glo while it lasted though im still praying it comes back o. Respect to u!

alcuin: Go open another thread na... Abi, u no read the title of the thread before u comment?

what i mean is that tecno N3 is already in the market so the topic of the thread should change. its my opinion anyway. You seem to be deficient in comprehending one's write up? Abi u no do comprehension for english? See ur head like aquarium...

i think its high time you changed the topic of this thread.... N3 na old phone for market now ooo.

What pains me most is that each time i check my data balance, it will tell me Your account is ACTIVE and will expire on 13/03/2013 17:11. You are on Somonth .Your remaining volume is 1010 Mb.Your renewal status is ACCEPTED.You have 0 Blackberry bonus on your account:
Oya na, allow me to browse na as my account is active, glo said MBA... Abeg o glo, make una allow me use my 1gb jeje o otherwise.....

knytred: How I wish airtel was 3gig, would have been perfect

abi o

Mabel11: D info i got last year december was dat d gov. Wants to use d recruitment to mark His 2100 days in office in February.d celebration is next week,so lets keep our fingers crossed

dem come again, dem come again... gen gen.
hahahahahaha...

tellwsdom: What is nice about you??

Ask am o... And who told you these ladies wont be a pest? Have you ever been controlled all your life cos she's will definately take you as a gold digger. And even if you later marry her, you wont have peace of mind unless God help you say the lady has good character...

Billyonaire: That means I got to got back to redwine, redwine sends me to the dentist every 3 months, a man has to drink something. Can someone recommend something ?

Something...

Bin Gbagbo? Is this really you? I never knew you could ever drop something good as this... Just kidding bro, you're still akpa amu... lol

i got same text, i guess they are all these health marketing people, i stand to be corrected anyway...

because playstore has over 500k apps does not mean u should accumulate all on ur phone. Install the apps u actually need, make backups of those u dont use daily so that u will have their .apks, delete those apps u dnt use and install frm backup if u need it in future. this helps resolve low memory issues to an extent and save u some data since u dont have to download again. No need keeping plenty apps u dont have the need for, its a phone by the way and not museum....

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Cabme: Help sum one shud d application b handwritten or typed

It should be legwritten, typewritten, photocopied and duplicated...

HOLLASLYD: U must be kidding. What is playstore doing in ya phone? : for fancy or what, simply sign in ur Google account of register a new one if u don't have, to Use playstore.

my thoughts exactly... but not all are free there..

What are your locations?

Gboliwe: Takes a good seat

Abeg shift make i follow u sidon

hakunajay: I want to sell or swap my LG E405 Android. No issues or problems whatsoever, i just want to upgrade to a higher android phone.
13k Negotiable for serious buyers.
Location: Lagos.
08103875141.

still available...

still available. tell me what you can afford to pay for it.

I want to sell or swap my LG E405 Android. No issues or problems whatsoever, i just want to upgrade to a higher android phone.
13k Negotiable for serious buyers.
Location: Lagos.
08103875141.

No issues or problems whatsoever, i just want to upgrade to a higher android phone.
13k Negotiable for serious buyers.
Location: Lagos.
Call or Add me on whatsapp 08103875141.

does it have a sim slot?

A rooted LG E405 dual sim for sale. No issues with it
whatsoever, i just wanna upgrade. Receipts and all
accesories intact with box.
Price: 14k Negotiable
Location: Lagos.
Call me or add me on whatsapp. 08103875141

A rooted LG E405 dual sim for sale. No issues with it
whatsoever, i just wanna upgrade. Receipts and all
accesories intact with box.
Price: 14k Negotiable
Location: Lagos.
Call me or add me on whatsapp. 08103875141

A rooted LG E405 dual sim for sale. No issues with it whatsoever, i just wanna upgrade. Receipts and all accesories intact with box.
Price: 14k Negotiable
Location: Lagos.
Call me or add me on whatsapp. 08103875141

does ur D3 have 3g?

Ballotelle: Bt dey can deduct money frm another sim(thieves).

they wont only deduct money, they will credit u to that same number. Now if u create another account with the number u sent the sms with, you will see the go credits alloted to the number.

No issues or problems whatsoever, i just want to upgrade to a higher android phone. 15k Negotiable for serious buyers.
Location: Lagos.
08103875141.