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folafola: go to Google market on your android and download delusion and install on your phone then subscribe for BB plan on MTN and begin to surf on your android unlimited but it can only work on rooted android phones. you might need an upgrade as well. thanks

Thanks bro. Though, i've not tried it but i appreciate your post. What upgrading do one has to do? Or what version of android works best for the tweak? Thank you once more.

Series22: thunda fire your mama

why the curse? Has he/she spoken out of turn?

I have a neatly used bold 3 and i want to buy any cheap android phone say samsung pocket. Do you make provisions for swaps?

Do you do swaps say with a phone like nokia e5?

chiboy1928: Pls those of us shortlisted for lagos interview let join hand 2geta and not allow those gate crashers to come and cause mayhem that they and we should inform those organiser to ask for the mail they sent to us on our fone,during the interview,I tink that the only way to stop dis gate crash stuff dat day,dnt mind my grammar for those bad belle people checking grammar,me don already they on top my trailer first to off load spagheti for kano!!!

Lol. Baddest belle people. Na those people wey de form say dem too much for the job of a driver na dem wan come pour sand sand for our garri so... No worry God dey and if dem gatecrash, the 'gate' go fall ontop their heads... Make dem go apply for other jobs and leave dis one for poor graduates wey wan hustle abeg!

abdulkayus: In d interview hall nw, omo c hw ppl dress corporate bt some casually corporate and some hausa native wear, one even wear suit come, hehehehehehe, e no easy oooo

Hahahahahaha... Abeg check whether dem complete the dressing with canvas...

I've seen many email addresses here but no one has come to say thanks to the OP for the info or whatever it is he has shared with them. Or is it that, the OP did fulfill his deal or that people are just ungrateful? Though, I expected the OP to drop the stuff here for the benefit of all...

olabscars: i pray that all of us in this forum will be among the 300 candidates they intend to take in each district.And this month will bring to us an unforgettable event in our lives.We ll all laf very soon in Jesus name.AMEN!

The Lagos State Minister of Education has spoken...

^^^ You guys should just swallow your conflicting infos... What benefit will such info be to the house? Dem say dem say... Abeg o....

zeevin: Hmmm... Its just that, the whole situation is getting frustrating. Don't want to be used to it. At least u had something doing. i don't!

I'm only teaching in a small private school since i hate being idle. The money is very poor but it helps while i'm also searching for a better job. God bless you as you wait on Him.

Boyowa: guy you no serious oh na you no dey employable @ all. Lol

Na you talk say governor give you info na? Abi na lie? Anyway, you wont be found wanting any interview you attend by God's grace...

calabaman: Mr masscomite am advicing u on the right approach to this job thingy! Put God first and He wud connectu with the right pple! Durin these past yr ave worked in twodifferentcompanieswith nothing to show for it cos i got my priorities all wrong. Its not only about gettin ajob, but gettin the right one too

Seconded...

Boyowa: I just got an info that the governor said he won't take any more teachers again and that they should. Cancell everything that they have done! What kind of a country. Are we in that we can't even get a job. ! Nawa oh

Guy, your info is correct. I'll advise you to start looking for another option since the Governor himself told you that you are unemployable! Lol....

Please let us all pipe down and stop posting unhelpful posts. The next thing i will like to read here is that the list has been pasted or that they have released appointment letters. Other than these, please hold your fingers...

Same here... I read Mathematics and i graduated with a 2.1. Please help a brother.

A girl's updates on facebook.
DAY 1: Falling in love is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. I love my man so much.
DAY 2: Woow! am treated like a queen. Bouquet of fresh red roses, a night out for two and lots of surprise gifts. What else could i want from another man and yet am a queen to my boyfriend?
DAY 3: Mstchew! I hate this guy! This stupid man is a fucking player! bullshit!
DAY 4: My fellow ladies. Dont ever let any bitch come between you and your dude. Am glad to be back together with my boyfriend. Nothing can ever separate us.
DAY 5: If you disagree and fight too much in your relationship. Never lose hope. Keep fighting for love. Love is real.
DAY 6: Bleep this bastard! He has been playing me all this while without me even knowing? Damn! this is officially over between us. Am moving on coz am done with this crap.
DAY 7: Am single and searching...
DAY 8: I found a new angel who cares for me. He loves me so much and I wish I found him earlier so that I could enjoy his tender love and care to the maximum. I love my new dude. He is 20times better than my stupid EX.
DAY 9: Mstchew! To hell with this thing called love. I would rather remain single forever. All men are the same.
DAY 10: Single and searching...

Lagusta: No let me check urs, I'll surely discover that u hav a very smooth brain!!!!

Lol... Guy go and take your burukutu abeg. Leave me alone!

Lagusta: Check the nostrils of a white elephant... IF U CAN?!?!

NEXT!!!

I'll rather have your brain checked!!!

Lagusta: Thank u, pls post a better joke...

NEXT!!!

Wey your own?

Stop shouting! Gossipist like you!

Lagusta: Stale joke, was funny before, now boring

Badt belle!

Dont try this with an aboki man oooo...

Alright, i was so hungry and went to ‘mai shayi’ (men selling tea and bread). The following transpired between me and the mai shayi.
Me: You get loaf of bread?
ABOKI: Yes.
Me: bring one; slice am two and put 2 sachet of butter in between the slice.
ABOKI: (happy and tankin God for bringing customer, was just doing as he is told)
Me: You get egg?
ABOKI: Yes customer.
Me: Fry 5 eggs put am between the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer.
Me: You get sardine for inside gongoni?
ABOKI: Yes customer everytin dey.
Me: Put two gongoni inside the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, in his mind he wil make a lot of money 2day)
Me: You don finish? Oya press the bread for me.
ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish.
Me: OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR ME.

Anyway, i was lucky to escaped with my life...

Wtf!!! Cheap, expensive and affordable? Issoraite!

Abeg this news don tey na! Haba!

You can as well open your MS-WORD blank page, copy and paste your .jpeg document and then click on format picture button, choose the 96dpi/e-mail option and then save it. There, you have your credentials in .doc format.

Hhahahahahhaha... This garri issue is funny o....

Are you using airtel? Cos airtel has issues with opera mini and its not connecting.