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CrimeRe: I Mistakenly Raped 4-Year-Old Girl – Suspect In Plateau State by haleymoon: 3:46pm On Mar 19, 2020
Interesting, I no just wan laugh for this Corona time, you said you mistakenly raped 4 years, I just hope you no pour your watery Akamu inside cheesy

HealthRe: Coronavirus: 4 New Cases In Lagos, Nigeria Confirmed By State Ministry Of Health by haleymoon: 3:24pm On Mar 19, 2020
grin
ZombiePUNISHER:
It's inside the bus already...
Stay indoors and stay safe
HealthRe: Coronavirus: 4 New Cases In Lagos, Nigeria Confirmed By State Ministry Of Health by haleymoon:
The fallout of this corona virus in most African countries will be massive in proportion, no adequate facilities or containment procedures to begin with in the first place.
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: Tinubu Postpones 68th Birthday Colloquium Indefinitely by haleymoon: 2:48pm On Mar 19, 2020
The virus himself
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: Obiano Shuts Down Schools In Anambra, Bans Mass Gathering by haleymoon: 12:59pm On Mar 19, 2020
Good development, this should be executed nation wide because where 8-10 are gathered, corona seems to be lurking around.
RomanceRe: She Said She's Not Interested But Gets Angry When She Sees Me With A Girl. by haleymoon: 12:51pm On Mar 19, 2020
drnoel:
Lol, I don't know why this Ur comment made my day but it did. Probably cos of Ur front page comment, lol or was it cos of Ur other comment on scrotal sack. Anyways, story is similar to mine to.
But mine was that the ladies mom owned an eatery and a bar where we loved hanging out. In my younger days I never went after a woman for more than a few days. This lady I actively pursued for a whole week, she was acting Tyra Banks. I forgot to add she hates ladies accompanying us to either the eatery or the bar esp if I was there to, that's how I noticed her and started yearning her up. She once walked up to us when we were celebrating my female cousin's birthday (she came with 5 of her female friends) and asked my guy (she was close to that my guy) which one of them I was dating.
Immediately the week ended, I did a turncoat which was my usual moves. Stopped calling, stopped everything. But since we had good credit opportunity at their bar we always visited there and that didn't stop.
Usually when I visited I would seek her out if she was manning the bar that day but when I didn't do that on 2 consecutive times she knew something was amiss.
Anyways, when she finally saw my woman she almost died, as if she swallowed something that was bad for her stomach. After then I never went there to drink cos I didn't want someone to poison me.
Most ladies don't know what they want, they are neither here nor there cuz when you want to bring them here, they will say it's there they want, when it's time for there, they will say it's here, the best course of action is to leave them here and there. Don't mind my logical analysis.
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by haleymoon: 12:42pm On Mar 19, 2020
chibwike:
Did you fund it?
I funded with #100
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: Buhari Not Alive To His Responsibilities - Afenifere by haleymoon: 12:18pm On Mar 19, 2020
The question has always been, was he ever alive.
PoliticsRe: FG Releases ₦20 Billion For The East-West Road Project by haleymoon: 11:58am On Mar 19, 2020
China broke records by building hospital in under 6 days and here we are using semantics to encourage bullsh*t, who are we decieving. China built a hospital under a short period of time because the saw it as an emergency that needs to be tackled but here we are, they are supplementing it with additional #20 billion to fast-track a project that has been ongoing for over a decade. If not that I am in a good mood, I would have summoned Corona virus to attack these monsters we have in the form of leaders starting from their bu*tt hole. sad
Nairaland GeneralRe: Coronavirus: Did Bill Gates Forsee The Outbreak In 2015? by haleymoon: 11:47am On Mar 19, 2020
It quite seems everyone is now turning into a prophet or seer, everybody turning to TB joshua, seeing things we the ordinary people believed so cannot see. The funny thing is that we are all living viruses. This virus originated from space, we have explored the region ridden with deadly microbes, since everyone is turning into a Corona virus analyst.
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by haleymoon: 11:52pm On Mar 18, 2020
I registered yesterday and behold I logged in 2day and I can confirm that Trump is indeed working. 3k in the bank
PoliticsRe: Buhari Reduces Petroleum Price To N125 Per Litre by haleymoon: 10:15pm On Mar 18, 2020
We are watching
RomanceRe: She Said She's Not Interested But Gets Angry When She Sees Me With A Girl. by haleymoon:
Move on with your life, don't be captive to any woman. This reminds me of a girl I had a thing for, cared for her, loved her, she understood all these, only for her to be playing too hard to get, seeking unnecessary attention,likes & mentions like some nairalanders. I decided to end it with her after all I didn't even see the colour of her underwears but who cares, I finally hooked up with a beautiful damsel who was more beautiful than her, she was in her prime of beauty. Any time this other girl sees the both of us, she resorts to bitterness, anger, resentment, her face will completely be a manifestation of hatred. I really enjoyed seeing her reaction when I was with this other one but to a certain point, I stopped, make she no use vex pour my girl acid, maybe carry knife 4get for my scrotal sac grin, I know wan appear for front page cheesy. Some women are confused, If you know what you like, go for it. She don apply all the seductive formulas to get me back, even the beg me make I come make she spread her legs up in the sky so high for me, oboi na so I bounce her ooo...
HealthRe: Ekiti Government Speaks On Coronavirus In The State As American Man Dies by haleymoon: 8:47pm On Mar 18, 2020
Why did the test on the American tested inconclusive, does this look like Nigerian election where everything is inconclusive till further notice.. wetin de even do this country, why in the hell would his test be inconclusive, which kind of blood him get... The should better come out and state his status or we conclude the test 4 him before midnight.. which kind of report be this during this time soo

TravelRe: Coronavirus: US Consulate In Nigeria Cancels All Visa Applications by haleymoon:
funny enough, so many Nigerians still prefer to die with the virus in another man's land to being buried in Nigeria.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid And His Son, Zion Eating Local Nigerian Food by haleymoon:
Some kind news these days na to throw am inside thrash can, jus de waka no look back. Hw is this news containing this pandemic called corona we are facing angry

PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye's Mother's Grave Decorated (Photo) by haleymoon: 4:56pm On Mar 18, 2020
Oga Dino, if u continue like this, I just hope u will be able to show off your grave for us to comment on when u finally go to rest with the lord wink
PoliticsRe: Corruption As A Virus Or Corona Virus, Which Is More Deadly To The Country by haleymoon(op): 4:47pm On Mar 18, 2020
GamalNasser:
Buhari as a virus is the worst thing that can happen to any nation
grin grin
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Prostitute Wears Face Mask (video) by haleymoon: 4:38pm On Mar 18, 2020
I also hope she will put on a mask underneath her hole when dealing with her clients... grin

PoliticsRe: Corruption As A Virus Or Corona Virus, Which Is More Deadly To The Country by haleymoon(op): 4:36pm On Mar 18, 2020
muykem:
There's no good child inside the gun.
There are necessary evils we just have to live with. Between the devil and the deep blue sea.
PoliticsRe: Corruption As A Virus Or Corona Virus, Which Is More Deadly To The Country by haleymoon(op): 4:35pm On Mar 18, 2020
There are necessary evils we just have to live with.
PoliticsCorruption As A Virus Or Corona Virus, Which Is More Deadly To The Country by haleymoon(op): 4:32pm On Mar 18, 2020
I have been thinking between Corruption as a virus or Corona as a virus, which is more deadly or cancerous to the Nigerian state. I want insightful discourse, this is part of a research I am currently spearheading for a notable organization who are specifically into the lookout of adjusting power play and synchronizing the polity by eliminating elements of discomfort in the political equation.
PoliticsRe: Address Nigerians On Coronavirus - Senate To Buhari by haleymoon: 4:16pm On Mar 18, 2020
Still learning on the pronunciation wether it's corona or kworona grin
PoliticsRe: FG To Reduce Petrol Price To ₦130 From ₦145 by haleymoon: 4:05pm On Mar 18, 2020
Which strong indications, don't know what the 4uc is wrong with this country, if there is an increase or decrease, what stops them from outrightly coming out to state it. Who strong indication help. angry
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: House Of Reps Bans Open Worships, Visitors To NASS by haleymoon: 3:57pm On Mar 18, 2020
Some ignoramus that have been so blind and enslaved to religion will still go on and be firing horimama and shirimama in the false hope of casting the virus.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: How The Suspected Patient In Enugu ‘Died’ — Igbere TV by haleymoon: 3:48pm On Mar 18, 2020
This country is totally doomed, I can't actually believe any shit. We are biologically not prepared to fight this war
HealthRe: People With Type A Blood Likely To Contract Coronavirus Than People With Type O by haleymoon: 3:26pm On Mar 18, 2020
Blood O has strong immunity, talking from experience cool
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by haleymoon: 9:13pm On Mar 16, 2020
LegitDeals247:
See what one of their twitter handle is telling me
ROBOT
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by haleymoon: 2:49pm On Mar 16, 2020
Betslip Code B95ARCCSTTTCR-7715503 My mega win since corona virus. Godspeed. Betting na luck and your instinct. Just follow that voice, oluwa go do am for u too.. grin grin grin grin grin

BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by haleymoon: 10:06pm On Mar 13, 2020
Virtual players, Don't fall into Alabis endless trap of sorrow.

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