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HealthRe: What Would You Do First & Differently When Coronavirus Lockdown Is Lifted? by haleymoon: 8:30pm On Apr 13, 2020
I guess emptying my full tank to any medically certified willing beneficiary. grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Extends Lockdown In Lagos, Abuja, Ogun By 14 Days by haleymoon:
Buhari should delegate his speech giving to a more competent fellow. It is disheartening for the president of giant of Africa to come on a national television and say nothing meaningful. Nigerians are really in great need of saviour. I pity the vulnerable Nigerians in their numbers.things will get scarier in coming days
TravelRe: Air Peace: No Member Of Our Crew Absconded From Quarantine Facility by haleymoon: 3:48pm On Apr 12, 2020
Full of empty lies. If no one absconded then where am I typing from as one of the escapee. grin
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Gifts N100k To Elderly Woman Who Offered Sex For N500 (Photos, Video) by haleymoon: 3:45pm On Apr 12, 2020
Don jazzy has stood out incredibly amongst 9geria celebrities in this covid 19 as a cheerful giver, a philanthropist, someone who feels the suffering of the masses first-hand. May covid-19 never visits him.
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Oyakhilome: Churches Are Not Places Of Infection But Places Of Blessings by haleymoon: 7:50am On Apr 12, 2020
I only pity the ignorant ones who will come en masse to this, good thing no one will be able to fly, no better way to think that 2moro is ever certain grin
HealthRe: COVID-19: Despite Lockdown, Lagos, Ogun Cases Rise By 100% In 11 Days; Abuja 150 by haleymoon: 7:47am On Apr 12, 2020
Another extension of the Lockdown is imminent, no doubt with the rising number of cases, such action is necessary in place.
On the other hand, the government should also come to the yearning of its citizens. If no decisive action of greater measure is undertaken by the "Audio government", One cannot but say that crime will increase alongside with covid 19.
PoliticsRe: Segun Oni: PDP Will Disgrace APC Out Of Power by haleymoon: 6:20am On Apr 11, 2020
Containing and Putting corona out now is our major priority.
PoliticsRe: World Bank Predicts Sharp Fall In Nigeria’s GDP by haleymoon: 1:36pm On Apr 10, 2020
An already decimated economy, I can only see us plunging into deep depression as one of the fallout of this dreaded pandemic.

Wait oo!! GDP that isn't reflecting in the overall performance of the economy, is that one GDP. Always coming out to tell us a quantitative increase or decrease on things.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Odumeje Praying On Mountain Top, Interceding For The World by haleymoon: 12:58pm On Apr 10, 2020
Atleast his congregation will enjoy his charade in a more fascinating manner more than the other fake annointed army of God.
Salasimi Sama, Dahabosky regosky.
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by haleymoon: 12:22pm On Apr 09, 2020
Mupeper:
How to earn #1500 and up to #40,000 from. branch app
Alright here is the real gist,how to earn cool cash from the branch app,please follow the instructions below thoroughly to be able to join this money raid,note that if you miss any step you wouldn't have the chance of earning along side others,so read attentively.
1.first download the branch app from play store (5mb)

2.install and launch the app

3.sellect register with mobile number

4.input your mobile number and complete registration

5.register with your real details,full name,you will be required to provide your BVN,if you don't have your BVN saved on your device,you can dial *565*0# from your mobile phone.note that your BVN is required by branch and other financial apps to confirm that you are the owner of the account details you provided

6.complete the registration,then add your bank account number for withdrawal and loaning.note that even you don't have ATM or your ATM have online issues you can still withdraw

7.now to start earning click on PROMOTION CODE and insert the code bellow OODO994 this part is very important as that's were you start earning free money,as soon as you enter the code you will be given free #500.note please remember this promotion code part to gain #500

8.now click on LOAN and select #1000 loan in which you will pay #1200,don't worry about the #200,remember you have gotten #500 already from inserting the code above

Note:if they denied given loan with a reason'there is insufficient data etc'that you should try again in number of days.
You will have to cross check your information,check if your date of birth is correct,also check if your account bank details are correct(don't use any other bank details except the one registered with your BVN provided)

9.as soon as they process the loan and send it to your bank account,repay them back,you will pay #1200
Note:you have to pay back as soon as possible don't wait till the given date to pay back,you can even pay back immediately the loan is given to you
To pay, you will have to follow the instructions on the branch app,you can even pay with your ATM card, or with your bank used code if your bank used is supported on the app,the repayment method are easy and convenient,so don't worry about that.
As soon as you repay your loan of #1200,your free #500 will be made available for withdrawal,so practically you have #300

Now it's time for you to earn more money from the branch app and if possible #40,000 or more

First click on EARN OPTION and copy your referral code
Now share the branch app along side your referral code with your friend or on whatsapp and telegram group
For every succesfull sign up,you will earn fee #1500,which you can withdraw immediately from branch app, the cash will be credited to your registered bank account.
enjoy and don't forget to share
note:you can still make money even you've downloaded the app before,you can text my referral code and if it doesn't work then no #500 for you be that

RomanceRe: My Strange Observations After Quitting Masturbation by haleymoon: 4:22am On Apr 09, 2020
This your problem can be liken to Raj Koothrappali in the comedy movie"big bang theory" the only thing is that he doesn't self-service to your level, he just doesn't talk to women at first instance but with the help of alcohol he becomes intoxicated whenever he wants to summon the courage to talk to women.

The point I am trying to make is that you have got to find that thing that tickles your butt whenever you are around women, be it their smile, beautiful face like Mia khalifa, curvy hips like Moriah mills ,big boobs like Maserati, big ass like Cherokee, Lela star or Alexis wink, sonorous voice like viktoria Allure, something definitely must make you to be attracted to these damn creatures, now work and act on it by engaging them, even acquiring phone numbers and taking the discussion to another level, with time you will learn to shoot without aiming if you know what I mean cool. Don't even tell me that out of all these qualities I mentioned that there isn't anyone that attracts you....

See ba, na man u be, blood de flow for your vein as well as hormones too, even if na normal or abnormal hormone, but something still de flow.

So many de suffer from this shit even more worst than your 8years in service, some would have been a billionaire if sperm was something of premium value monetarily. check na over your decade in service, you for don store up like 20 litres ready for shipment. grin. I feel your pain and also your courage to come forth to recieve elderly advice on this matter.

One thing with masturbation is that it's very sweet and addictive, once u join the bandwagon, my broda u are on ur road to Hades abi place of no return. From people who are chronic wanksters, I hear sey Dem fit service their joystick anywhere, be it in a friends place, toilet, literally any small hideout once that urge wey be like climax of life comes.

Even with a girl in place, the urge to self-service is still there just that its at a minimum now. All the same Sha, with courage, determination and will power u can put it to a stop.

I know of a retired celebrity wankster grin, I can link you up with him, this time not to up your game but to lay low... cool
SportsRe: Ronaldinho Released From Prison And Placed Under House Arrest by haleymoon: 3:21pm On Apr 08, 2020
Good for Dinho at this time, quite lucky to have gotten out pending the trial. Just the moment I was planning with my crew to come break you out then the released you on conditional bases. You ever wondered that within a blink, things can change for good or bad for you. Neva give up on your goal wink
CrimeRe: Soldiers Beat Driver To Death In Calabar; Passengers Didn’t Wear Face Masks by haleymoon: 3:03pm On Apr 08, 2020
One brutal thing about the Nigerian army is that they tend to respond in kind even If the situation doesn't call for aggressive retaliation. Well that's one of the numerous problems of a black man, always showing off in temporary position of authority for a little time of prime pleasure. undecided
HealthRe: Edo Hospital Rejects Hand Sanitizers Donation by haleymoon: 2:47pm On Apr 08, 2020
This is what happens when you grow up in a criminal state in Nigeria. To much politics in everything from the family right to the top.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Bauchi Traces 305 Contacts Of Index Case, Others by haleymoon: 6:23pm On Apr 06, 2020
More has to be done in order to curtail this pandemic, it is very evident that from the daily abi hourly updates of the number of people infected, that there will be an explosion in figures if the government fails to extend this lockdown in these hotspots zones.

HealthRe: Coronavirus: We Will Release Policy On Face Masks This Week – NCDC DG by haleymoon: 5:21pm On Apr 06, 2020
sad
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Find It Hard To Accept Rejection? by haleymoon: 5:13pm On Apr 06, 2020
Women are very manipulative beings, the fear of rejection holds most women in captivity and hence makes them vulnerable. cheesy.
BusinessRe: 5 Businesses That Are Thriving During Covid-19 Pandemic - Nairametrics by haleymoon: 4:02pm On Apr 06, 2020
Food business seems to be the most thriving business lately as people would want to refill upon restock in this lock down
HealthRe: COVID-19: 2 More Deaths And 20 New Cases, Total Now 210 (NCDC) by haleymoon: 8:27am On Apr 04, 2020
The rate of crime has risen, you cannot cage a hungry man, survival instinct must definitely kick in.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Who Says She Doesn't Like Sex Is A Porn Addict by haleymoon: 8:43pm On Apr 02, 2020
you can't just call her out as a sex addict just because you stumbled on 3 pages of opened tabs of porn, that is solely not enough to completely categorize her as an addict. Addiction is a continuous pattern of behaviour over a particular time, in this case I would strongly advise you to observe her for some time, then you can engage her as to her addiction. U know we are one of the most hypocritical beings, I bet your left balls that u still ocassionally patronize the services of Lela star and Alexis Texas in relieving those disturbing tensions from your body.
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by haleymoon: 2:01pm On Mar 31, 2020
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adegokeoniels:
[b][/b]Hello Everyone,
let me just get this straight, I know lots of you don't believe there is fixed match but believe me or not fixed match exist, have been making research to get real source for fixed match and I came across this man on facebook (Monstrous) his matches doesn't fail and it's very real, even it's only few selected few people that buy his match because it's way too expensive for people to afford it, I also couldn't afford because the last time we chatted he told me he can't sell less than 1000$, checked his page and followers and I was able to talk to one good hearted man, he showed his past winnings from the game he bought from this man and that was what made him to prosper and even bought a car for himself, I begged the man to help me with any of this man game but he said he can't give it for free that I have to pay something so that I can appreciate it, he said I should just pay 5000naira to get this game so he chatted me up today that the man next fixed match is tomorrow and the odds is 481odds, why am doing this is I need 10people or 5persons that we can raise 5k and let us get this game from this man.....this is real and not fake you can search for MONSTROUS ON FACEBOOK AND SEE HIS PROFILE AND PAGE. Am not forcing anybody I know we have loose alot from sport betting just want us to make use of this opportunity...... Chat me up or call me - 07036028637
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CrimeRe: Coronavirus Lockdown Bank Scam Alert: Warn Your Loved Ones For Their Safety by haleymoon: 1:14pm On Mar 31, 2020
Another means these scammers gain access to personal info of their unsuspecting victims is through several trials of random account number. They try make a cash transfer by inputting different account numbers thereby revealing the name or details of their victims.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Make Nationwide Broadcast Tonight At 7pm by haleymoon: 3:10pm On Mar 29, 2020
Buharis' speech which would have pacify the teeming angry Nigerians in this terrible time will turn out to frustrate them again.
RomanceRe: Few Minutes To That Bro Give Away by haleymoon:
Why are Nigerians so gullible? Poverty is very dangerous.
BusinessRe: Emeka Offor Foundation Donate Medical Equipments, Books To Hospitals And Schools by haleymoon: 5:32pm On Mar 28, 2020
Nice philanthropic gesture, this is what we need at this time. He even extended it other African countries.
HealthRe: Passengers Flee From Bus After Spotting A Chinese Man Onboard In Ghana (Video) by haleymoon: 5:28pm On Mar 28, 2020
naijaschoolguru:
I dodged am small grin grin
Ok. Make u no allow small misunderstanding untop Chinese virus divide us. Cheers mate cool
HealthRe: Passengers Flee From Bus After Spotting A Chinese Man Onboard In Ghana (Video) by haleymoon: 5:23pm On Mar 28, 2020
naijaschoolguru:
You be mumu, u say if den find the vaccine we go use am, I say if den find am no be bad thing say after all na there d virus originated from. So waiting u dey talk, abeg shift ma c front
U go always de my back, na there u belong cheesy
PoliticsRe: Video As Buhari Receives Briefing On Coronavirus From Health Minister & DG NCDC by haleymoon: 4:58pm On Mar 28, 2020
KingMicky3286:
Please disregard my quote if it offended you. I am sorry and my intention is not to hurt you (jokes).

Sorry for offending you.

I am virus free.
Cheers mate cool
HealthRe: Passengers Flee From Bus After Spotting A Chinese Man Onboard In Ghana (Video) by haleymoon: 4:54pm On Mar 28, 2020
naijaschoolguru:
Ode ni e, where was the virus originated from? If they eventually produce the vaccine is it not because they wanted to clean up the mess they created.
I hope sey u no dodge English class grin grin cheesy
HealthRe: Passengers Flee From Bus After Spotting A Chinese Man Onboard In Ghana (Video) by haleymoon: 4:51pm On Mar 28, 2020
naijaschoolguru:
Ode ni e, where was the virus originated from? If they eventually produce the vaccine is it not because they wanted to clean up the mess they created.
itikoroko, so Ebola that originated from Africa, who cleaned ur dry ass, u still selfishly relied on the west for ur deficiencies. Mumu cheesy.. Abi na u clean ur mess. So the fact that a disease came out from a particular region means they will produce the vaccine supposedly by you in order to clean up the mess they brought.. no be small gorimapa u be wink U.S, Italy, Spain, UK that are suffering miserably from this should wait for china to come clean up their mess.. chaii I sorry 4 u. tongue

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