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Romance / Re: Try Not To Masturbate While Reading This.. by Haljardon(m): 8:52pm On May 01, 2023
The Mid Fingers Went In and Came Out with Very slimy Liquid, from His Prized Possession,
Which he Licked and Relished , the savory Taste of the Liquid that Emanates From the Stimulatad Clit , Just Then An Epiphany Of Satisfaction.


As he Kept Thrusting His Little Hands , while Imitating The scenes He has Just Finished from Xhamsters, while Using His Spiky Bearded Chin In Unison with His Tongue, he Kept Lapping The Creamy Mucus From The Vulva Of The 42yr old Mature Female.

He Had Just Spit into Hands , While
Just as He Pulled Out his 16cm Long Teenage Cock and And Slowly Rubs The Head At The Groove of The CLIT.

1/3 way In as He Push The Cock In , Mrs Bisola Gave A Moan .

Just In A Flash , He Heard A Voice ,

"So Femi ,it has Come To Having Sex With Your Pregnant Mother ".........

To Be Continued...

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Romance / Try Not To Masturbate While Reading This.. by Haljardon(m): 7:51pm On May 01, 2023
It almost Took Femi 2 Hours to Do the Deed.

With Every Inch , he Kept Crawling His Hands Slowly, Down Her Skirts, His Heart Beat Quite visibly faster, Shit he said I must wake Her up.

Just as Femi slid down Mrs Bisiola's pant, who was still asleep.

Revealing the Engorged Vulva , with It's Reddish And Fleshy Looks as Femi Caresses Them Properly With His THumb and Middle Finger, the Clits Pointing Apex to Has Just been Stimulated.

Slowly, the Moist Reddish Mass of flesh separated By Two Labia , Started Spuring out Clear Viscous Light Mucus .

The Oblivious Mrs Bisiola Gave a Faint Moan.

The Mid Fingers Went In and Came Out with Very slimy Liquid, from His Prized Possession,
Which he Licked and Relished , the savory Taste of the Liquid that Emanates From the Stimulatad Clit . ....




..... Shey Your Pim Pim is Now Strong ?

Oya Go and Rest . Remember Try not to masturbate.

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Romance / Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by Haljardon(m): 12:26pm On Apr 22, 2023
Every man wants to be a satisfying sexual partner to his woman (i.e wife , girlfriend, Casual friends or any lady) who he bleeps..

Every man wants to be the irresistible sex idol,that whenever she feels Hot ,your the first guy she come to think of, mere having you in mind she gets wets and never forget the day you f**ked her brains out ….

You become her object of sexual obsession, she always wants you inside her , she wants to feel you and make sure your d**k never departs from her honey pot forever.


But unfortunately many guys think women are insatiable sexually, but it's a wrong concept…..

In fact if you know how to do it right you can handle any lady of your choice…

You don't need to be tall, Gorgeous, Rich or have a huge d**k and a fancy car to get laid ….


You don't need to be a take-charge confrontational guy in order to get to her thighs …


All You need is this 3-steps...

That's why this Guide will help You Become Johnny Sins In 30 minutes Or less.

Romance / Re: Unlock Her Legs : Discover The Secret To Be The Only Man That Unlocks Her Legs by Haljardon(m): 1:01pm On Apr 21, 2023
Romance / Re: Never Underestimate Your Penis , Find Out This Shocking Truth by Haljardon(m): 1:00pm On Apr 21, 2023
Romance / Never Underestimate Your Penis , Find Out This Shocking Truth by Haljardon(m): 3:20pm On Apr 20, 2023
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Romance / No Matter How Tight Her Legs Are, You Can Spread It Wide Open Using This Secret by Haljardon(m): 3:12pm On Apr 20, 2023
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Romance / Now Matter How Tight Her Legs Are You Can Spread It Wide Open Using This Secret. by Haljardon(m): 3:08pm On Apr 19, 2023
Find out the No 1 Secret Women won't Tell You about themselves that makes it easy to Be the Only man that Unlocks Her legs .

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Romance / Finally Exposed ! Find Out The No 1 Secret To Make Any Woman Cum In 8 Minutes by Haljardon(m): 2:25pm On Apr 18, 2023
Find out the Rare Secret that can make You bleep any lady of Your choice and make Her come for more

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Click the link in my signature Section
Politics / This One Line Will Make You 50k In 30 Days, if You Try it Out. by Haljardon(m): 12:31pm On Mar 14, 2023
Back in 2020 I was a commercial (bolt) driver and was remitting to someone .

At first I enjoyed the business till I got fed up until I couldn't meet up standards due to my demanding boss .

After a period of 7 months of driving, I quite and then I was forced to go back to the trenches .

till one day I was scrolling down nairaland page and I saw a post on
Car GPS tracker installation business and then my attention was captured at first i doubted it as I have been scammed alot of times but after a lot of conviction , I went for the training and I was done in 10 days.

Then I met a client Here on Nairaland, who gave me a Contract in Abuja to work on 12 vehicles at a charge rate of 35k ....over night i made 400k....

I was overjoyed....this business is good because it's not saturated yet ....

This is a very lucrative skill that is in high demand now but only few know about it.

Now, let me tell you why you’re in high demand as a car tracker installer.

Do you know, over 45+ Nigerian residents out of 1000 lose their cars yearly to car thieves . Majorly being commercial drivers and commercial vehicle owners .

And one of the most cherished properties people have is their cars.

That is where you come in- As a car tracker installer, you offer to protect one of people’s most cherished property.

Surely, people would beg you to take their money, if you offer to protect their most priced property.

This skill can be mastered in 2 weeks and then you start offering it as a service to big organization like;

- Government agencies

- Churches

- High profile personnel

- Companies

- Private bodies etc

The amazing part of this skill is:

- You do not need any engineering knowledge.

- You don't need any technical knowledge.

- You don't need to know anything about cars or even how to drive a car.

- You don't need a university degree or any school certificate at that.

- You need just 2 hrs for the installation.

- You can do this as a weekend job.

What you need is just;

-A willingness to learn and the ability to pay attention.

- And the burning desire to make more money.

One of the reasons why you would succeed in this business is that it has not been saturated yet unlike many other businesses you know where 10 people would be dragging one customer �

TAKE ACTION NOW.

I need just 70 people who are serious and want to be intentional about their finance...

If this sound like what you would want to learn, indicate your interest now and secure your spot as the class would be getting filled up soon.

Send a DM to my WhatsApp number in the Signature Section.

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Business / Re: The Car Servicing Business That Set Me On The Road To 200k Monthly by Haljardon(m): 10:14am On Mar 14, 2023
We are Hosting a Free Class Today...

Send me a DM on Whatsapp to be added.
Romance / Unlock Her Legs : Discover The Secret To Be The Only Man That Unlocks Her Legs by Haljardon(m): 4:05pm On Jan 18, 2023
It's no doubt , that a lot of men Don't know how to maneuver their way in and out of lady, especially when it's time to date or make out.

You see, women are not as sophisticated as you perceive them to be, infact their are like children, they can be easily seduced and she will bend to your will just like a 2-yr old innocent looking infant if only you know what to do and how to do it.

Because at the end of the day, it's not all about the Words, the romantic talks , the nice dinner that unlocks the legs

Infact , if you have a lady that's on your mind and you can't get her, it is not because you have her , but how to have her .


Shortly I will show 3-working steps on how to get any lady attracted to you and Make you the only man who can unlock her legs and have access to her Thighs.

Step 1 (it's all about you)
There is one thing that repels all women, and shockingly every guy is an embodiment of it , and that is when you are always available….

Let's me explain, you always want to be the nice guy, you call her often 24/7 daily, you easily get jealous when she's with someone else

See the less Bleep you give the more Bleep you get…

I know that's the bullcrap the society shows you and pumps into you, to be the nice guy, if you're always the nice guys , you will end up like every nice guys she's met and guess what you get the least…

The most needy men get into friends zone, worst they become unattractive to the women .. while the least needy men are the ones they go to suck his cock on Fridays and the weekends.

Women love attention so much , to keep value in their eyes , Don't always give them your attention, even if you want to always give her your attention, my dear don't , remember something is Valuable when it's scarce…


Step 2 (Be the bad boy)
See the Good guys are the simps , they are the ones the lady manipulates to to thier bidding, and guess what , you can't unlock her legs if you're under her manipulative grip , they will see you as a weak man ….

The bad guys are opposite of the Good guys , they are not nice , they don't give a damn about their shit .. and do you know what this does to them , it makes them want to feel worthy of your attention.. and that's what makes them crazy and slaying for a guy just to Bleep them.

This works for the fat guy
This works for the broke ass Niggas
This works even the guy is an slowpoke…

Step 3 (be a Good flitter)
Women are like mirror , if you talk to her like a friend, she becomes your friend, when you talk to her as a sexy-woman , she becomes a person you will want to have sex with…

All this are just the basic to really dive deep into this will take a long typing, so I have compiled down a book that will show you how to Unlock a woman legs and be her dream man….

Here is what's you get inside the Ebook.


Unlock Her Legs: How to Effortlessly Attract Women and Become the Man Women Unlock her legs

PART I: YOU
1. The one thing that repels all women
The less f*cks you give, the more f*cks you get
It’s all about the sub-communication
Neediness in summary
Key ideas

2. The evolution of attraction
A cavewoman’s attraction
Why women love jerks
How to get laid like a bad boy

3. The power of preselection
How to use preselection to unlock her legs
Be the prize
Key ideas

4. Pursue a mission
Zero neediness
The ambitious bad boy

5. Her respect and attraction go hand in hand
The two types of respect
It all comes down to investment
Investment equals attraction

6. How to create intense sexual tension
Why flirt?
Push-pull
Chase framing
Key ideas

7. Physically escalating your way to the bedroom
Always be escalating
How to move in for the kiss
How to seal the deal
The final escalation

You get the Ebook at just #1000

And an extra bonus

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Exposed!! The SECRET Business Model Designed For The Unemployed ,must Read by Haljardon(m): 8:06pm On Oct 01, 2022
12 slots 18 left....


You still have a chance to join the class send a DM to the bolded number above to be added to the class.....

Come prepared.
Business / Exposed!! The SECRET Business Model Designed For The Unemployed, Must Read by Haljardon(m): 6:05am On Sep 27, 2022
Finally revealed, The smartphone business model that is capable of Making you quit your job in 90 days and make you financially independent in 5 months or less

Picture yourself earning as much as 100k,200k ,300k weekly doing simple things you're already doing with your smartphone…


Dear Friend, If you'd like to put a lot more money in your pocket, I have great news for you. You can easily transform your smartphone into powerful cash generators.


Note this is not a Ponzi scheme,No one will ask you to invest money in x time and get y Amount of money

Mind you , I don't do crypto /forex, graphics design ,etc.

But before I go on it's normal to doubt ,
Humans are always on the defensive when it comes to topics like this.


some people will say all these people they have come again too, aspire to perspire. All this fancy words , to rob us our money

But believe me dear , none of this is part of it…


Not many believe in the online business, owing to the high rate of scammers …


But I assure you provided that you follow the training you will be exposed to in my free webinar coming up you will succeed….

If you look Below , you will see screenshots of email notifications of payment of $41 ,$16 and a payment of 220k ….

Why did I do this ?
When I found out about this business model and it has changed my financial life for good, I made a vow that a lot of Nigerians who wish to change their financial states get a hold on this life changing information.

Who is this information for
For persons who are not comfortable with their current financial states…
9-5 workers , ASUU strike affected student, people who want to raise money for business, etc

I am hosting a free webinar for the first 25 persons who will send me a DM to the phone number on the signature section


This business model is known as the 48-Hour FIGAS, …

It's an acronym for 48-hour Fast Income Generating Automated system….

Now one will ask what is[b] 48-Hour FIGAS ? [/b]

Now this business deals with recommending high valued products or services, selling other people's products and getting a part of the money as your commission…

In my free webinar I will show you how I have been recommended and selling other people's products and making as much as 120k weekly or more , just using my smartphone and data.

Now I am hosting a free webinar upcoming for the first 25 persons who will DM me to be added to the class…

Business / Re: Goodbye To Unemployment 220k,300k Weekly With My Smartphone Doing This Indoors by Haljardon(m): 5:03pm On Sep 23, 2022
Last class was explosive.....

If you missed last class or didn't see this post...
Earlier,


We are hosting a new batch training of 15 persons .....

You can book your slot ....now...

Send me a DM to the phone number below to join the new batch.

+234-09023466459
Business / Re: Goodbye To Unemployment 220k,300k Weekly With My Smartphone Doing This Indoors by Haljardon(m): 5:51pm On Sep 20, 2022
You still have a chance to join the class...

5 slots left ....

You can be among the first 30 persons who will receive this premium training for free ,

Send me a DM to this Whatsapp number to be added to the class



+234-09023466459

Politics / Re: Exposed!! See How Unemployment Will Be Eradicated Using Smartphone In 2023 by Haljardon(m): 12:13pm On Sep 20, 2022
You still have a chance to join the class today...


5 slots are available

You can be among the 30 lucky persons who
Will learn about this 6 figure smartphone business.

Class starts by 9pm today....

Send me a DM to this number to be added to the class.

+234-09023466459

Business / Re: Goodbye To Unemployment 220k,300k Weekly With My Smartphone Doing This Indoors by Haljardon(m): 12:10pm On Sep 20, 2022
You still have a chance to join the class...

5 slots left ....

Send me a DM to this Whatsapp number to be added to the class

+234-09023466459

Business / Re: Goodbye To Unemployment 220k,300k Weekly With My Smartphone Doing This Indoors by Haljardon(m): 8:55pm On Sep 19, 2022
See sincere testimonials of students who partook in this webinar.....


This one made 180k in less than 2 weeks after joining my class....


The other made $83 in one week after joining my class, and made $123 next week after making the previous one....


The testimonials are endless...

If you're interested the slots availabile is 5
....


You can still be among the lucky 30 person who will get this free premium webinar for free....



Send a DM to this number to be added to the class


+234-09023466459

Business / Goodbye To Unemployment 220k,300k Weekly With My Smartphone Doing This Indoors by Haljardon(m): 5:28pm On Sep 19, 2022
Finally , I will reveal the smartphone business that made me quit my 25k/month job to become an online entrepreneur. Making as much as 135k, 220k, 75k Weekly in the space of 4 months using my smartphone and data.

Listen closely, You're one step away from calling job hunting or unemployment Good-bye or thing of the past, because shortly I will tell you how , I have used my smartphone to generate as much as 100k, 200k weekly without stepping an inch out of my house to work for anyone…..


This is not a Ponzi scheme, MLm, refer and earn, none of this is part of it no one will tell you to put in x amount in 45 minutes and get y Amount


Mind you, I don't do crypto, forex , graphic design, etc


But before I continue, some persons persons will be on the defensive All this people and their fake promises them don come again aspire to perspire , Las Las all this stuff na scam



But believe me dear , none of this is part of it…


Not many believe in the online business, owing to the high rate of scammers …
.

Plus the uncertainty in it of will I succeed ?

But I assure you provided that you follow the training you will be exposed to in my free webinar coming up you will succeed….

If you look Below , you will see screenshots of email notifications of payment of $41 ,$16 and a payment of 220k ….

Why did I do this ?
When I found out about this business model and it has changed my financial life for good, I made a vow that a lot of Nigerians who wish to change their financial states get a hold on this life changing information.

Who is this information for
For persons who are not comfortable with their current financial states…
9-5 workers , ASUU strike affected student, people who want to raise money for business, etc

I am hosting a free webinar for the first 25 persons who will send me a DM to the phone number on the signature section


This business model is known as the 48-Hour FIGAS, …

It's an acronym for 48-hour Fast Income Generating Automated system….

Now one will ask what is[b] 48-Hour FIGAS ? [/b]

Now this business deals on recommending high valued product, selling of other people's products and getting a part of the money as your commission…

In my free webinar I will show you how I have been recommended and selling other people's products and making as much as 120k weekly or more , just using my smartphone and data.

Now I am hosting a free webinar upcoming for the first 25 persons who will DM me to be added to the class…

Business / Re: Wow !! Just Made 220k Indoors Doing This. I Am Sure You Too Can by Haljardon(m): 5:24pm On Sep 19, 2022
5 slot left ...

You can be among the lucky 30 persons who I will reveal this business model....

Class starts soon ... send a dm to the number below this post to be added to the class...
Business / Re: Wow !! Just Made 220k Indoors Doing This. I Am Sure You Too Can by Haljardon(m): 11:42am On Sep 19, 2022
Here are sincere testimonials from students who attended last class.....


This one made 180k in 2 weeks after joining the free class.....


Another used the Money from the business to buy himself a MacBook pro computer.....


The testimonials are so many that it will flood this space......

But despite this,


If you're interested in this business model send me a DM to this Whatsapp number to be added to the class....


+234-09023466459

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