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Romance / Older Ladies Are The Easiest To Get Laid Why Is It So ? by Haljardon(m): 9:23am On Feb 28
Like I have Been wanting to ask , Cus Since I began to Step into my Early 20's, a Lot Of Older ladies usually Late 20's and early 30's have Begun Drawing into my Light.

With 80% Giving Greenlight to Smash So Easily, something that Happens on a Small Percentage Of Younger ladies don't do.

My question is Why is it So ?

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Romance / Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by Haljardon(m): 5:26pm On Oct 14, 2023
Yes Your justification Maybe Right....

But Masturbation Doesn't Have the Real Element Normal Sex Give.....

Masturbation Doesn't Build Self confidence...

Let me Explain...

Masturbation is Easier to Achieve than Wooing a Lady and Winning her Labia's Right.

But Being a Man is All about the Hard Stuff... The Most rewarding Adventures are the Most Riskiest.. Easy Things Bring Lesser Rewards

That's Why lesser Men Furgg their hand sand Stronger Men who Knows the Game ...

Fuggs the Red Viscous Pusee


Self-confidence Usually Sterm Up From Going Through Hard Times or stuff and Coming out victorious....

Just as a Student Reading Hard to get an A will definitely have a Greater Confidence than the one Who Cheat to Get An A

If You Wanna Cum , Go and Fugg a Pusee from a (Game) Woman.....

And there are Ways to Do this that won't lead to Confrontation or Rape Assaults.....

Not all Beautiful Woman will Fall For Your Charms , But Some Will... Just Win the Ones You can Attract...

Masturbation Is a Cheat, It's Not Your Hand That Satisfies, But the Hands Of another.....

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Romance / Re: The 32 Sacred Bro Codes* by Haljardon(m): 2:09am On Aug 21, 2023
Which one be A Bro Should not Cook Delicious Food...
Romance / Re: I Think Am A Pervert And Phedophile by Haljardon(m): 11:50pm On Jul 18, 2023
NBAjunior:


Funny thing is have tried to have sex with my blood sister and was caught but I regretted that till today


Some Secrets are Meant to Be Taken to The Grave , Wtf is this even Batman can't Bring Me to talk about this.
Romance / Re: Am I An Evening Newspaper? by Haljardon(m): 4:10pm On Jul 07, 2023
Loreettaa:
At what age does a woman become an evening newspaper?
Just curious.

When She Starts answering Nature's Call (Aging)... Cus a 35yr old Lady with the Looks of a 23yr Old will be Chyked By Teens Sef.
Romance / Re: The Fallacy Of "Evening Newspaper" by Haljardon(m): 4:08pm On Jul 07, 2023
Chee59:

I see my married mates, I pity them. I see younger married ladies, I pity them.
Look at their eyes and hands.
The same men who tell unmarried women that they're "evening newspapers" can't even manage the morning newspaper they have.
These women look extremely tired.
They look like they'd give a hand and a leg to be away from their husbands and children for a day. They look miserable.
Only very very few that look like they married someone who knows how to be a husband.
Y'all cry on this forum that men gain nothing from marriage.
Go out into your neighbourhood and see women backing babies under the hot sun selling kunu, pure water and other things . These women are morning newspapers. Some married before they turn 20. Yet myself who's single and evening newspaper look fresher than them by a whole mile.

Evening Newspaper, is Just another Word For An Old Hooker / Slut (Since they Couldn't Marry any man During Their Glory Days )

A Lady with No Such Past is Different.
Romance / Re: I Had Sex When The Condom Broke Then My Girlfriend Said She’s Positive(picture) by Haljardon(m): 11:03am On Jul 07, 2023
Now these are Things to Consider,

If she's On Her Drugs
Your chances of Infection is 13% (because her Viral Load Will be Quite Low).

You didn't Have any Wounds On Your Penis Or Sore , Your Chances are Even Slimer.

No Mouth Cuts or Sore or Bleeding Gums, You Will will Have 5% infection Chance, as Enzyme in Your Saliva Prevents HIV Replications, stops the Enzyme Needed. To infect You.

No Ulcer, Cus You can swallow the Cunt Juice filled with Virus and it enters Your Body Through Ulcer wounds in Your Digestive Tract.

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Romance / Re: Mindset Of An Evening Newspaper by Haljardon(m): 11:44pm On Jul 06, 2023
This Post Striked a Nerve and Cut Real Deep, There is No age Specified For Marriage(Truth Be Told )

Many unmarried Ladies at 30+ Happened Because Of unmatched Partners , Some was Wrong association When They Where Young (Slut life )

The world Statistics Shows By 2030 over 42% ladies Born From 1989 till 1995 Will be Unmarried and will Be in their Late Mid Thirties to Early 40's ....

Advice to Ladies

Be a wife material ( Ready to Marryable ) : Not all Women are Marryable, Certain Things You will have to Sacrifice To marry, if you ain't Ready, don't marry it will implicate things and make it Difficult e.g Feminism

If You're Into Romantic Games for marriage Purpose, don't Follow a man and Play Enjoyment Life, Men are Like Olive branches, their Testosterone Keeps them Young Till Even 45yrs.... And will Still have kids at 60yrs ...

Be intentional about Your Life Stop Joking with Jokers

Marriage Is Not the Ultimate,

Incase You can't Make it early, if You're Smart and Wealthy ,you can Have a Surrogate child or adopt One.

Don't Go after Already made men ( Other Women have Snatched him already when he was in the Process) Go For Hustlers/ In the Process Guys (High Chances of Marriage) , Men's value appreciate with Time, Women's value (physical) Diminish with Time Only personal Value increases.

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Romance / Re: Help Me Suggest A Palliative Remedy For Great Sexual Energy by Haljardon(m): 6:02pm On Jul 06, 2023
GodWrites:


Then why is your sexual energy low? Do you have frequent sex?

Aging... As men Grow Older The Testosterone that makes Them Have High Libido Begins to Decline,

Stress is another Cause.

Masturbation Has no Physical Effect On Testosterone Levels. A man's Libido is Connected to His Testosterone Level....

Same applies to Muscle strength, as Testosterone Reduces, Your muscle And Bone density declines Usually happens to men at 35yrs + ( begin to have Decline in Hormonal Change ).
Romance / Re: Help Me Suggest A Palliative Remedy For Great Sexual Energy by Haljardon(m): 5:42pm On Jul 06, 2023
Stevebuffet:


No, I’m not. Approaching

Well it's Natural, as You Begin to Approach 30yrs, your Testosterone Levels, Tend to be More stabilized, Unlike When You were in your teens till Mid Twenties, when Testosterone Levels Are High, you Tend to have High Libido.

You Can Perform Foreplays

Cunnilingus ( MouthAction from male to Female)

The Finger the Hell Out of that Honey But...(don't be Violent but be Gentle)..

Then when She starts Begging You to Insert it inside , by Then the Honey Pot is Already Drooling with a Clear Viscous Liquid it means It's Time to Hit... If it's Not Very Viscous Don't Penetrate (Remember Your Not In Your Prime) , Women reach Orgasm Much Slower ..

By the Time You Insert and Your fingers Are really Filled with the mucus then You can penetrate, meanwhile Keep Sucking and Keep Fingering, keep Caressing

Next, Take Hold of Your Pelvic Floors, when you feel your Trying to Cum , just pull out and Take Off Your mind, so that You slow down Your Climax time.

Lastly Use Condoms HIV and STI's are High Now. For MouthAction Use Dental Dams or Condoms to Coat Your Tongue So You don't Get Herpes or Trush...

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Romance / Re: Help Me Suggest A Palliative Remedy For Great Sexual Energy by Haljardon(m): 5:10pm On Jul 06, 2023
Sometimes it's Aging , Are Older Than 30yrs ?

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Romance / Re: 3 Areas To Touch Her That Will Make Her Dripping Wet And Beg You For More by Haljardon(m): 2:10pm On Jul 04, 2023
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Romance / 3 Areas To Touch Her That Will Make Her Dripping Wet And Beg You For More by Haljardon(m): 10:01pm On Jun 30, 2023
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2.) They Have Reproduce Health Issue.

To Sexually Satisfy a Lady Goes beyond Penetration, infact according To Stat only 18% of Satisfy Women Via Penile Penetration.

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Nairaland / General / Re: 3 Techniques And Areas To Touch That Will Make Her Dripping Wet And Beg You For by Haljardon(m): 1:45pm On Jun 29, 2023
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Romance / Re: Try Not To Masturbate While Reading This.. by Haljardon(m): 9:44pm On Jun 28, 2023
Hmm, aah, Hmm The Moaning Continued As Bisola Kept On With the Tempo, with Her Eyes Fazed in the Never-ending Clitoral Pleasure.

Soon Her Muscles Of Pelvis Began To Twitch , With Her Lover's Phallus Deep Inside The Groove Of the Honey Pit , She Let's Out a Faint Moan While Holdings Tightly To The Bedsheets, With All Four Limbs On Bed Droplets Of Clear Viscous -Milky Liquid Began To Spurt Out in Mixture With The Seed Of her Lover, She Looks Into His Eyes With ecstasy and Retrospect Memory with Him as A Child.

I can't Believe You F**cked Harder Than Your Dad, Soon I will Give You Another Brother and We will be One Big Happy Family.

Femi Gleefully Kisses Her Tummy ...

To be Continued
Nairaland / General / Re: 3 Techniques And Areas To Touch That Will Make Her Dripping Wet And Beg You For by Haljardon(m): 9:25pm On Jun 28, 2023
It's Quite Obvious That a Lot Of Men Don't Know How to Satisfy a Lady on Bed , Many atimes it isn't Their Fault, Lots Of men Have So Many Things To Handle , So Sex For Pleasuring a Woman Doesn't Really Come At uttermost Importance, Once They Cum it's Game Over .
But the Problem With This is Having an Unsatisfied Partner, Trust Me it's Something You Don't wanna Have , Because Once You Can't Satisfy a Lady, it's the Beginning Of Losing Some Manly Dominance.
Now , She Starts Cheating Because She's Hungry and is not Satisfied.

But The Trick To Making Her Satisfied Would Shock You, and For Your Information, Dick Size Doesn't Matter
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Nairaland / General / 3 Techniques And Areas To Touch That Will Make Her Dripping Wet And Beg You For by Haljardon(m): 2:53pm On Jun 28, 2023
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Romance / Re: How Can I Cure My Konji by Haljardon(m): 9:22pm On Jun 02, 2023
shellybee:
I'm a guy who will be 21 this year
Konji wan kill me
These girls no wan look my side based on say I no day loaded or I no he yahoo boy
I try my best to stay off masturbating as much as I can (I do it once or twice per month) but this konji too much abeg
I go day class, the thing go just rise in him own chai
I wake up in the morning, e go strong like wetin
What am I supposed to do with this urge if I can't at least have a proper way of satisfying it?
I don't want to masturbate. But lately I wan day change my mind.

How can I deal with this shit without masturbating

Well, One Thing Is For Sure, Your Libido is High Because Of Several Factors You Expose Yourself To.

Now , Since You Don't Have Money To Afford A W.h.O.R.E and Test Procedures (So You Don't Get STD's) , Best advice Minimize Your Pornography View if Possible Stop, Because I believe is one Of the Things Escalating Your Testosterone Levels.

Read books More (Not Academics , On Mind , Psychology) , Try Work Out ... All this is to Distract You From Not Masturbating and Feel Less Hot .

Change Your Friend Cycle if all They Know Is Vagina And Lady's Harlem.

Learn A Make Money Online Skill (I will recommend Sales Skills).

When You Have Money , You Can Afford The Best Vaginas With Low To Zero STD's .
Romance / Try Not to masturbate while reading this (Dark Love) by Haljardon(m): 12:06am On May 31, 2023
It almost Took Femi 2 Hours to Do the Deed.

With Every Inch , he Kept Crawling His Hands Slowly, Down Her Skirts, His Heart Beat Quite visibly faster, Shit he said I must wake Her up.

Just as Femi slid down Mrs Bisiola's pant, who was still asleep.

Revealing the Engorged Vulva , with It's Reddish And Fleshy Looks as Femi Caresses Them Properly With His THumb and Middle Finger, the Clits Pointing Apex to Has Just been Stimulated.

Slowly, the Moist Reddish Mass of flesh separated By Two Labia , Started Spuring out Clear Viscous Light Mucus .

The Oblivious Mrs Bisiola Gave a Faint Moan.

The Mid Fingers Went In and Came Out with Very slimy Liquid, from His Prized Possession,
Which he Licked and Relished , the savory Taste of the Liquid that Emanates From the Stimulated Clit . ….Just Then An Epiphany Of Satisfaction.


As he Kept Thrusting His Little Hands , while Imitating The scenes He has Just Finished from Xhamsters, while Using His Spiky Bearded Chin In Unison with His Tongue, he Kept Lapping The Creamy Mucus From The V u lva Of The 42yr old Mature Female.

He Had Just Spit into Hands , While
Just as He Pulled Out his 16cm Long Teenage Cock and And Slowly Rubs The Head At The Groove of The CLIT.

1/3 way In as He Push The Cock In , Mrs Bisola Gave A Moan .

Just In A Flash , He Heard A Voice ,

"So Femi ,it has Come To Having Sex With Your Pregnant Mother ".........

To Be Continued…

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Romance / Re: What's The Average Size Of A Guy's Dick. No Insults. by Haljardon(m): 12:31am On May 10, 2023
luminouz:

Only 19? That's low!!!

I'm one of the very few then who can make a woman cum(many many times)!!! I agree with you that it takes stamina to achieve that and also experience. With experience, the time needed to achieve orgasm reduces because you know exactly what and where to use your dick to hit!!!

grin grin

Another Trick , is Pelvic Floor Control... Few men especially Adult Movie stars can achieve This feats.
Romance / Re: What's The Average Size Of A Guy's Dick. No Insults. by Haljardon(m): 10:51am On May 09, 2023
MechanicMike:



Apologi not accepted sir. You clearly said you counting priiiiik & u intaressted in priiick size (read Yor own post) therefore shame on u for been gay. U should be ashamed of Yor sef sir!!!(no offenscce) angry

Whose This Crazy Modafurker ... Who needs Your Damn Apology Anyway .....

Better Back Off or I peel Your Caps.
Romance / Re: What's The Average Size Of A Guy's Dick. No Insults. by Haljardon(m): 10:30am On May 09, 2023
MechanicMike:



too late to apologize sir. You are a peterfile sir..read Yor last post. U come on Nairaland claimin to count people priiick but then get upset coz we expose u. Been gay in Nigeria is iligal so stop been gay sir!!(no offenscce) angry

It seems Violence is inevitable.

I don't Blame You Sha... Has it been Your Dad Did Soapy, He Wouldn't Have Given Birth to this Bastard.
Romance / Re: What's The Average Size Of A Guy's Dick. No Insults. by Haljardon(m): 7:10am On May 09, 2023
MechanicMike:



So u on nairaland to count priiick... corrrrrrrect?
Are u ok sir!!!(no offenscce) angry

No one is Doing a a Census On Prick... Pls Read the post carefully....

You're to Share Your thought and Nothing else
Romance / Re: What's The Average Size Of A Guy's Dick. No Insults. by Haljardon(m): 7:07am On May 09, 2023
Merch:
No matter your dick size naija girls no dey squirt

Only 19% of men in the world Can achieve That feat Of Using Solo Penile Penetration....

Women Have Longer Time Reaching Orgasm Compared to a Man.

On Average it Takes a Woman 12minutes to reach Climax , Compared to an Average Man who Goes 150 seconds to 5 Minutes.


So How do You even The Plane ?

Suck the Damn C.L.I.T... Use Your Fingers Bro ..

You can't Beat Them Like that... Don't Be to Hasty to Dive in... Make Sure Her C.u.n.t is So Wet that When You Insert Your Fingers Inside The V.U.L.V.A.... A Clear Viscous Lubricious Mucus is dripping Out Profusely...

At That Point The V.U.L.V.A is Ready For the Grand arrival Of the Joystick.....

So Both Of You can Reach Climax almost Same Time.

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