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Romance / Re: Guys: Ten Ways Of Being In A Peaceful Relationship With A Broke Girl. by Hannysmilez(f): 9:35pm On May 26, 2017
AHCB:
Recession or not, I know you're far from broke. You're self sufficient. This I know.
That's not the issue sef. I still am the Chairman of BGAN and we demand an apology
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Guys Prefer Girls With Big Buttocks? by Hannysmilez(f): 9:32pm On May 26, 2017
Feaces are stored in the rectum(large intestine) please. Bumbum and poo have nothing to do with each other.
Tired of people saying the ass stores poo

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Romance / Re: Guys: Ten Ways Of Being In A Peaceful Relationship With A Broke Girl. by Hannysmilez(f): 9:26pm On May 26, 2017
AHCB:
You and I both know you're far, that is billions of light years away from being a broke girl. wink
See this one oh. In the recession that we're in? Bro I'm broke
Romance / Re: Guys: Ten Ways Of Being In A Peaceful Relationship With A Broke Girl. by Hannysmilez(f): 9:10pm On May 26, 2017
On behalf of BGAN(Broke Girls' Association of Nigeria)I consider this thread offensive and therefore demand that it be taken down immediately.!

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Literature / Re: "They Came" by Hannysmilez(f): 8:12pm On May 26, 2017
AHCB:
I know you know we know the answer to that question. grin wink

Oh yea.. tell me about it. Lol.
Lmao! I d
well,fridays are for fun. And fun and sense are Fayose and APC
Literature / Re: "They Came" by Hannysmilez(f): 7:55pm On May 26, 2017
AHCB:
LOL. Indeed you're jovial Hahn. I'm glad. I love it when you're in this mood. grin
Really? I bet you'd love it better if I sent you a nude..
Ps:I hardly make sense on Friday
Literature / Re: "They Came" by Hannysmilez(f): 7:44pm On May 26, 2017
AHCB:
I know when to detect them. smiley
Hoe my gosh!!! I'm suchan open book
Literature / Re: "They Came" by Hannysmilez(f): 7:26pm On May 26, 2017
AHCB:
You seem pretty happy. Something wonderful happen?
Lool. I have my happy days
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing That Your Parents Have Caught You Doing? by Hannysmilez(f): 6:58pm On May 26, 2017
Splinz:

Are you that selfish?
I was born selfish baby
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing That Your Parents Have Caught You Doing? by Hannysmilez(f): 6:49pm On May 26, 2017
Splinz:

Stripper? shocked
Yup. For 'Him'.

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Literature / "They Came" by Hannysmilez(f): 6:23pm On May 26, 2017
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Romance / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing That Your Parents Have Caught You Doing? by Hannysmilez(f): 5:53pm On May 26, 2017
Splinz:


Can you please share pictures of it for proper understanding?
Sorry,I'm a private stripper.
You can't enjoy another man's labor

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Romance / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing That Your Parents Have Caught You Doing? by Hannysmilez(f): 5:47pm On May 26, 2017
I was jiggling my boobs in front of the mirror and checking my ass out. My mom said 'Hannatu, walahi kin haukace'(Hannatu,you have run mad)

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Celebrities / Re: Debie-Rise Shows Off Hot Legs As She Shares More Photos With Bassey by Hannysmilez(f): 5:37pm On May 26, 2017
AHCB:
Absolutely nothing.

I'm fine. Never knew you changed numbers. Though I'm wondering why I don't have your new number(s). Lol.
I'll call you

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Family / Re: Giving Your Daughter Car As A Wedding Gift Wrong Without The Husband's Consent? by Hannysmilez(f): 5:36pm On May 26, 2017
dangotesmummy:
thats why they only feel manly when they carry small change but the broke ones dey do gra gra just to prove they're still men
And girls still follow them. Imagine. The lady even begged the man and wanted to return the gift. Iffa hear,I'd even help him fold his clothes
Romance / Re: GIRLS WHO LIKE ANAL,why? by Hannysmilez(f): 5:18pm On May 26, 2017
It's hotter durh. Especially when there's another object or whatever in the vajay. Trust me,double penetration is the bomb

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Politics / Re: Wole Soyinka Reacts To Dino Melaye’s Book Launch by Hannysmilez(f): 5:04pm On May 26, 2017
Preach Papa!!! Preach!

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Celebrities / Re: Debie-Rise Shows Off Hot Legs As She Shares More Photos With Bassey by Hannysmilez(f): 5:01pm On May 26, 2017
AHCB:
Oh I did. I'm being hunted by a mod sith. That's why I changed it.

It's me anyway, the teacher.
Lmfao!!!!!!! My oh my! This is hilarious! What did you do?
How are you!? Told you I changed numbers
Politics / Re: Release Ubah Or Face Our Wrath, IPOB Warns FG, DSS by Hannysmilez(f): 4:58pm On May 26, 2017
We earnestly await your wrath,lethargic swine

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Celebrities / Re: Debie-Rise Shows Off Hot Legs As She Shares More Photos With Bassey by Hannysmilez(f): 4:51pm On May 26, 2017
AHCB:
Sup with your phone numbers? It's been off for like forever.
Seriously,like I don't even remember who you are. Maybe you changed usernames?
Family / Re: Giving Your Daughter Car As A Wedding Gift Wrong Without The Husband's Consent? by Hannysmilez(f): 4:49pm On May 26, 2017
dangotesmummy:
is like the role of wife=suffer head in Nigerian marriages.it's a crimes to deserve or want good thing. Like she's born to live for the Man's opinion.

I'm sure if it was chopping board,kitchen knife or pot the father bought, no need for husbands consent but na car so the husband's consent is mandatory

If this kain husband hear say company give the wife official car and driver na hypertension go kill am o grin
I'm telling you. I don't know why men are this silly. Whoever tricked them into believing that their manhood is dependent on their material wealth?
Romance / Re: What Is The Difference Between Dowry & Bride Price by Hannysmilez(f): 4:44pm On May 26, 2017
BrightAhiah:
@OP, hw much or what's d quantity a bride family can give their groom n family as dowry?


celebrating my FTC
It's usually not money,but material things depending on how rich her parents are.
Standard things are the bed,matress,cushions,table(dining),plates and warmers,wardrobes,kitchen equipment(cooker,dish-washer,freezer,oven,microwave etc),laundry-machine,TV,even foodstuff etc. Her parents literally furnish the house to her taste. We call it 'gara'
Family / Re: Giving Your Daughter Car As A Wedding Gift Wrong Without The Husband's Consent? by Hannysmilez(f): 4:21pm On May 26, 2017
olaife80:


Guess you are not married. Please ask your parent they will lecture you more.
A wise person knows its wrong.
This is a Wedding gift not birthday gift.
Awwwn..I guess you have 50 years worth experience in the marriage game.
Marriage gift or not,my car is my car and I ain't returning it for any man.
You guessed wrong btw,I have years worth of experience in marriage

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Celebrities / Re: Debie-Rise Shows Off Hot Legs As She Shares More Photos With Bassey by Hannysmilez(f): 4:10pm On May 26, 2017
AHCB:
Hello. smiley
Hi
Family / Re: Giving Your Daughter Car As A Wedding Gift Wrong Without The Husband's Consent? by Hannysmilez(f): 4:08pm On May 26, 2017
firstking01:
You reek of understanding of the post...who's seeking who's consent here?, smh for ya lots.
Sweetheart,you should shut up more. I've discussed this on twitter so I do understand the post

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Family / Re: Giving Your Daughter Car As A Wedding Gift Wrong Without The Husband's Consent? by Hannysmilez(f): 4:05pm On May 26, 2017
dangotesmummy:
haaa that phenese will cut off that day.how dare her? Has her husband bought ship before she bring car home
Lmfaoo!!!!!!! I'm telling you. They should both trek together
Celebrities / Re: Debie-Rise Shows Off Hot Legs As She Shares More Photos With Bassey by Hannysmilez(f): 8:55pm On May 25, 2017
cool kissJust look at my baby
Family / Re: Giving Your Daughter Car As A Wedding Gift Wrong Without The Husband's Consent? by Hannysmilez(f): 8:52pm On May 25, 2017
olaife80:
The gift should be for the couple and not for his daughter. The FIL can only do that when his daughter is not yet married. This is not about Ego or the husband can't afford it, this is about the FIL respecting the new family. When there is misunderstanding the lady would be high on it. To me such lady won't be submissive but a mature Man should know to handle such not by breaking up.
Wawuuuu!!! Ordinary car and Nigerian men already are threatened. Wonder what they'd do if she buys a jet

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Family / Re: Giving Your Daughter Car As A Wedding Gift Wrong Without The Husband's Consent? by Hannysmilez(f): 8:45pm On May 25, 2017
ImaIma1:


No the mother needs to get permission from the wife..."my dear I want to give my son a car as a wedding gift,should i go ahead?"
Lmfao!!! I swear to hell I'm embarrassed on your behalf
Family / Re: Giving Your Daughter Car As A Wedding Gift Wrong Without The Husband's Consent? by Hannysmilez(f): 8:42pm On May 25, 2017
firstking01:
The post said without the hubby's consent....my dear it's wrong....and why did you chose to remain anonymous all these whiles??
why on earth would I need my son-in-law's consent to get my daughter a damn car?

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Family / Re: Giving Your Daughter Car As A Wedding Gift Wrong Without The Husband's Consent? by Hannysmilez(f): 8:39pm On May 25, 2017
Raine80:
Let's clarify this
1. If the gifts were for the daughter then there is a problem. He could have done this before she got married
2. Since when do you give one party gifts at a wedding is it not meant for both of them?
3. Maybe the daughter is one of those women who makes the man know she comes from money, they argue " get out of my house" she is unhappy " get out of my car!" So the man left. It's not just about the car or the house as it was 6 months after the wedding. It is about what the car represents.
Are you for real?

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Romance / Re: Christian Girls Getting F*cked By Hausa Muslims In My Office. by Hannysmilez(f): 2:51pm On May 13, 2017
Some people here won't let us enjoy things,forming deep and logical. It's actually a really funny and silly topic and I came here to laugh at comments but philosophers won't let me.
We totally understand that konji has no gender and name doesn't mean religion,so please allow silly people to be silly

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