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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Ajax Vs Tottenham Hotspur: UCL Semi-Finals (2 - 3) On 8th May 2019 by hansomb: 10:17pm On May 08, 2019
Iamgrey5:
When?

I know they won the premier league In 1992 or something, but never heard or read of their exploits in the champions league.
Aston Villa used to be a big team then, Aston Villa, Celtic have won it b4 , I think leads united too
Politics › Re: Ramadan: Buhari Attends Opening Ceremony Of Ramadan Tafsir In Abuja - Photos by hansomb: 10:51pm On May 07, 2019
Excaperx:
Wish some had a bomb there, terrorists Muslims
Sadist n depressed soul
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by hansomb: 10:33pm On May 07, 2019
impossible is nothing to worry about
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 28th April 2019 by hansomb: 5:39pm On Apr 28, 2019
United are surely winning this game. Mark my word.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 28th April 2019 by hansomb: 5:36pm On Apr 28, 2019
[quote author= post=77932641]Information needed on whereabouts of United goalkeeper David de Gea. The guy in goal currently is clearly a celebrity lookalike.

UP BLUES!![/quote]copy copy
Politics › Re: Who Do You Think Is The Most Influential Black Man To Have Ever Lived ? by hansomb: 12:02pm On Apr 26, 2019
merahki:
Think about this
A black person calls on you to leave your African way of worship and worship in the way of Arabs, and this is a plus to Africa, how?
Islam is a complete way of life. It's a gift to humanity not just Arabs. It's the only religion that doesn't discriminate based on race or skin color.
Politics › Re: Who Do You Think Is The Most Influential Black Man To Have Ever Lived ? by hansomb: 10:35am On Apr 26, 2019
The eloquent Adzan or Call to Prayer, which to this day summons at the same hours millions of the human race to their devotions, was first uttered by a Negro, Bilal ibn Rabah by name, whom the messenger of God, Mohammed (may peace and blessings of Allah be with him), in obedience to a dream, appointed the first Muezzin or Crier. And it has been remarked that even Alexander the Great is in Asia an unknown personage by the side of this honoured Negro.
Islam › Re: Sadaqa Is A Reason For The Increase In Provision by hansomb: 11:39am On Apr 05, 2019
May Allah give us the heart of giving.
Islam › Re: Al Bukhari: The Master in the Science Of Prophetic Narrations by hansomb: 11:35am On Apr 05, 2019
Mashallah. May Allah guide us towards the right path. Ameen
Politics › Re: Islamic Group Attacks Buhari Govt Over Position On Hijab by hansomb: 11:07pm On Mar 26, 2019
oilPUSSY:
This man should be more worried about how fulanis denied him the right to sight the moon for donkey years despite all his headslamming and bootlicking to please them.

Very soon his followers will start putting bombs all over their body like their counterparts in the NE.

With the way this man is pursuing his agenda, it's obvious that terrorism in SW is an inevitable disaster that is about to explode . It's a matter of time.
terrorism in your household you mean
Politics › Re: Islamic Group Attacks Buhari Govt Over Position On Hijab by hansomb: 11:04pm On Mar 26, 2019
TheFreeOne:
The dude is a jihadist / closet terrorists apologist.

And a disgrace to omoluabis.
His a hero to every sane Omoluabis.
Politics › Re: Former Governor, Rauf Aregbesola reacts to the death of Prof. Pius Adesanmi by hansomb: 8:21pm On Mar 10, 2019
BBC listed no Nigerian in the casualties
Politics › Re: Ambode Congratulates Sanwo-olu – #lagosdecides2019 by hansomb: 8:18pm On Mar 10, 2019
Congrats
Education › Re: 10 Most Influential Books Of All Time by hansomb: 4:11am On Mar 10, 2019
Chapter 19: Maryam — Mary
Chapter 19:
Maryam — Mary:
Revealed at Makkah: 6 sections; 98 verses
English Translation of the Holy Quran by Maulana Muhammad Ali
In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful.

19:1 Sufficient, Guide, Blessed, Knowing, Truthful God.

19:2 A mention of the mercy of thy Lord to His servant Zacharias —

19:3 When he called upon his Lord, crying in secret.

19:4 He said: My Lord, my bones are weakened, and my head flares with hoariness, and I have never been unsuccessful in my prayer to Thee, my Lord.

19:5 And I fear my kinsfolk after me, and my wife is barren, so grant me from Thyself an heir

19:6 Who should inherit me and inherit of the Children of Jacob, and make him, my Lord, acceptable (to Thee).

19:7 O Zacharias, We give thee good news of a boy, whose name is John: We have not made before anyone his equal.

19:8 He said: My Lord, how shall I have a son, and my wife is barren, and I have reached extreme old age?

19:9 He said: So (it will be). Thy Lord says: It is easy to Me, and indeed I created thee before, when thou wast nothing.

19:10 He said: My Lord, give me a sign. He said: Thy sign is that thou speak not to people three nights, being in sound health.

19:11 So he went forth to his people from the sanctuary and proclaimed to them: Glorify (Allah) morning and evening.

19:12 O John, take hold of the Book with strength. And We granted him wisdom when a child,

19:13 And kind-heartedness from Us and purity. And he was dutiful,

19:14 And kindly to his parents, and he was not insolent, disobedient.

19:15 And peace on him the day he was born and the day he died, and the day he is raised to life!

19:16 And mention Mary in the Book. When she drew aside from her family to an eastern place;

19:17 So she screened herself from them. Then We sent to her Our spirit and it appeared to her as a well-made man.

19:18 She said: I flee for refuge from thee to the Beneficent, if thou art one guarding against evil.

19:19 He said: I am only bearer of a message of thy Lord: That I will give thee a pure boy.

19:20 She said: How can I have a son and no mortal has yet touched me, nor have I been unchaste?

19:21 He said: So (it will be). Thy Lord says: It is easy to Me; and that We may make him a sign to men and a mercy from Us. And it is a matter decreed.

19:22 Then she conceived him; and withdrew with him to a remote place.

19:23 And the throes of childbirth drove her to the trunk of a palm-tree. She said: Oh, would that I had died before this, and had been a thing quite forgotten!

19:24 So a voice came to her from beneath her: Grieve not, surely thy Lord has provided a stream beneath thee.

19:25 And shake towards thee the trunk of the palm-tree, it will drop on thee fresh ripe dates.

19:26 So eat and drink and cool the eye. Then if thou seest any mortal, say: Surely I have vowed a fast to the Beneficent, so I will not speak to any man today.

19:27 Then she came to her people with him, carrying him. They said: O Mary, thou hast indeed brought a strange thing!

19:28 O sister of Aaron, thy father was not a wicked man, nor was thy mother an unchaste woman!

19:29 But she pointed to him. They said: How should we speak to one who is a child in the cradle?

19:30 He said: I am indeed a servant of Allah. He has given me the Book and made me a prophet:

19:31 And He has made me blessed wherever I may be, and He has enjoined on me prayer and poor-rate so long as I live:

19:32 And to be kind to my mother; and He has not made me insolent, unblessed.

19:33 And peace on me the day I was born, and the day I die, and the day I am raised to life.

19:34 Such is Jesus son of Mary — a statement of truth about which they dispute.

19:35 It beseems not Allah that He should take to Himself a son. Glory be to Him! when He decrees a matter He only says to it, Be, and it is.

19:36 And surely Allah is my Lord and your Lord, so serve Him. This is the right path.

19:37 But parties from among them differed; so woe to those who disbelieve, because of their presence on a grievous day!

19:38 How clearly will they hear and see on the day when they come to Us; but the wrongdoers are today in manifest error.

19:39 And warn them of the day of Regret, when the matter is decided. And they are (now) in negligence and they believe not.

19:40 Surely We inherit the earth and those thereon, and to Us they are returned.

19:41 And mention Abraham in the Book. Surely he was a truthful man, a prophet.

19:42 When he said to his sire: O my sire, why worshippest thou that which hears not, nor sees, nor can it avail thee aught?

19:43 O my sire, to me indeed has come the knowledge which has not come to thee; so follow me, I will guide thee on a right path.

19:44 O my sire, serve not the devil. Surely the devil is disobedient to the Beneficent.

19:45 O my sire, surely I fear lest a punishment from the Beneficent should afflict thee, so that thou become a friend of the devil.

19:46 He said: Dislikest thou my gods, O Abraham? If thou desist not, I will certainly drive thee away. And leave me for a time.

19:47 He said: Peace be to thee! I shall pray my Lord to forgive thee. Surely He is ever Kind to me.

19:48 And I withdraw from you and that which you call on besides Allah, and I call upon my Lord. Maybe I shall not remain unblessed in calling upon my Lord.

19:49 So, when he withdrew from them and that which they worshipped besides Allah, We gave him Isaac and Jacob. And each (of them) We made a prophet.

19:50 And We gave them of Our mercy, and We granted them a truthful mention of eminence.

19:51 And mention Moses in the Book. Surely he was one purified, and was a messenger, a prophet.

19:52 And We called to him from the blessed side of the mountain, and We made him draw nigh in communion.

19:53 And We gave him out of Our mercy his brother Aaron, a prophet.

19:54 And mention Ishmael in the Book. Surely he was truthful in promise, and he was a messenger, a prophet.

19:55 And he enjoined on his people prayer and almsgiving, and was one in whom his Lord was well pleased.

19:56 And mention Idris in the Book. Surely he was a truthful man, a prophet,

19:57 And We raised him to an elevated state.

19:58 These are they on whom Allah bestowed favours, from among the prophets, of the seed of Adam, and of those whom We carried with Noah, and of the seed of Abraham and Israel, and of those whom We guided and chose. When the messages of the Beneficent were recited to them, they fell down in submission, weeping.

19:59 But there came after them an evil generation, who wasted prayers and followed lusts, so they will meet perdition,

19:60 Except those who repent and believe and do good — such will enter the Garden, and they will not be wronged in aught:

19:61 Gardens of perpetuity which the Beneficent has promised to His servants in the Unseen. Surely His promise ever comes to pass.

19:62 They will hear therein no vain discourse, but only, Peace! And they have their sustenance therein, morning and evening.

19:63 This is the Garden which We cause those of Our servants to inherit who keep their duty.

19:64 And we descend not but by the command of thy Lord. To Him belongs what is before us and what is behind us and what is between these, and thy Lord is never forgetful.

19:65 Lord of the heavens and the earth and what is between them, so serve Him and be patient in His service. Knowest thou any one equal to Him?

19:66 And says man: When I am dead, shall I truly be brought forth alive?

19:67 Does not man remember that We created him before, when he was nothing?

19:68 So by thy Lord! We shall certainly gather them together and the devils, then shall We bring them around hell on their knees.

19:69 Then We shall draw forth from every sect those most rebellious against the Beneficent.

19:70 Again, We certainly know best those who deserve most to be burned therein.

19:71 And there is not one of you but shall come to it. This is an unavoidable decree of thy Lord.

19:72 And We shall deliver those who guard against evil, and leave the wrongdoers therein on their knees.

19:73 And when Our clear messages are recited to them, those who disbelieve say to those who believe: Which of the two parties is better in position and better in assembly?

19:74 And how many a generation have We destroyed before them, who had better possessions and appearance!

19:75 Say: As for him who is in error, the Beneficent will prolong his length of days; until they see what they were threatened with, either the punishment or the Hour. Then they will know who is worse in position and weaker in forces.

19:76 And Allah increases in guidance those who go aright. And deeds that endure, the good deeds, are, with thy Lord, better in recompense and yield better return.

19:77 Hast thou seen him who disbelieves in Our messages and says: I shall certainly be given wealth and children?

19:78 Has he gained knowledge of the unseen, or made a covenant with the Beneficent?

19:79 By no means! We write down what he says, and We shall lengthen to him the length of the chastisement,

19:80 And We shall inherit from him what he says, and he will come to Us alone.

19:81 And they have taken gods besides Allah, that they should be to them a source of strength —

19:82 By no means! They will soon deny their worshipping them, and be their adversaries.

19:83 Seest thou not that We send the devils against the disbelievers, inciting them incitingly?

19:84 So make no haste against them. We only number out to them a number (of days).

19:85 The day when We gather the dutiful to the Beneficent to receive honours,

19:86 And drive the guilty to hell, as thirsty beasts.

19:87 They have no power of intercession, save him who has made a covenant with the Beneficent.

19:88 And they say: The Beneficent has taken to Himself a son.

19:89 Certainly you make an abominable assertion!

19:90 The heavens may almost be rent thereat, and the earth cleave asunder, and the mountains fall down in pieces,

19:91 That they ascribe a son to the Beneficent!

19:92 And it is not worthy of the Beneficent that He should take to Himself a son.

19:93 There is none in the heavens and the earth but comes to the Beneficent as a servant.

19:94 Certainly He comprehends them, and has numbered them all.

19:95 And everyone of them will come to Him on the day of Resurrection, alone.

19:96 Those who believe and do good deeds, for them the Beneficent will surely bring about love.

19:97 So We have made it easy in thy tongue only that thou shouldst give good news thereby to those who guard against evil, and shouldst warn thereby a contentious people.

19:98 And how many a generation before them have We destroyed! Canst thou see anyone of them or hear a sound of them?

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Education › Re: 10 Most Influential Books Of All Time by hansomb: 4:09am On Mar 10, 2019
The Quran is the word of God not of man. Exception to the rule. Summon the courage and read it. Read chapter of Mary.
Politics › Re: 2019 Kano Elections: INEC Warns Social Media Collation Officers by hansomb: 3:54am On Mar 10, 2019
Goodluck to the best candidate
Politics › Re: Simple Logic: Presidential Accreditation Should Equal That Of Senate In A State by hansomb: 9:20pm On Feb 28, 2019
gratiaeo:
The óp is talking about total vote cast both valid and invalid
What about rejected ballot paper/damaged ballot paper while tiering it from ballot book, the numbers don't tally at the end. I worked as Apo1
Politics › Re: Simple Logic: Presidential Accreditation Should Equal That Of Senate In A State by hansomb: 9:12pm On Feb 28, 2019
Asshurbanipal:
I didn't insult you. The invalid votes are also recorded and will be added
What about spoilt vote ?
Politics › Re: INEC Presents Certificate Of Return To Buhari, Osinbajo: by hansomb: 7:17pm On Feb 27, 2019
Never get tired of trying. PMB tried 3 times before succeeding twice. No Pain No gain. If your first try did not yield result try other method (merging) and be patient ( not like Atiku) by maintaing the same philosophy
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Reveals The Best Revenge To Give An Ex After A Broken Relationship by hansomb: 6:53pm On Feb 27, 2019
good advice, seems she gat brain not just making nude up n down.
Crime › Re: Female Thief Caught In Edo, As Boyfriend Abandons Her. Photos by hansomb: 6:48pm On Feb 27, 2019
small girl, big b**b
Politics › Re: Man Bathes In A Gutter To Celebrate Buhari's Victory. Photo by hansomb: 6:31pm On Feb 27, 2019
some people have done worst than this in the name of love. The reason why did that is the most important. As long as he was not forced to do that and he has reach puberty, that's his choice, and I don't have to agree with his choice.
Politics › Re: Saraki, Dino,others At Yaradua Center Abuja For World Conference By Atiku (Pics) by hansomb: 6:05pm On Feb 27, 2019
Infinix note has a good clean camera
Politics › Re: Results Of Presidential Elections In Nigeria 1979 Till Date by hansomb: 2:36pm On Feb 27, 2019
enemyofprogress:
Panadol is no more N50, it's N150. So don't let anybody that doesn't give you money give you headache

Me After this Elections

News: Terrorist Attack Borno.
Me: Sai Baba

News: Herdsmen kill Benue farmers
Me: Eeeyaaaaa

News: Gunmen kidnap 105 school girls in Zamfara
Me: I wish them safe return.

News: Fresh Bomb blast in Taraba
Me: Na wa ooo

News: Suicide Bomber kills 18 % injures many in Gombe
Me: Boko Haram self

Nobody should call me for prayers. Let's enjoy what they've chosen!

#NextLevelAPC
#Till2023
news ; enemy of progress died/Sick
me ; ? ? ?
Politics › Re: PDP Asks INEC To Stop Results Collation ‘Immediately’ by hansomb: 2:35am On Feb 27, 2019
PresidoAtikuGcf:
And get to your family
it will finish in that same family, you prayed for it.
Politics › Re: Checkout President Buhari's Victory Laugh! (Video, Photos) by hansomb: 2:15am On Feb 27, 2019
Congrats Nigerians. We say no to a kleptomaniac of international repute.

Politics › Re: APC Supporters Party Hard At Their Presidential Campaign Office In Abuja (Pics) by hansomb: 2:11am On Feb 27, 2019
Am in pains

Politics › Re: PDP Asks INEC To Stop Results Collation ‘Immediately’ by hansomb: 10:33pm On Feb 26, 2019
Goddys:
Without chaos, there shall be no peace. Let this country boils if it must in order for its sanity to be restored.



There is no single integrity left with Buhari. He is worse than an infidel
The chaos will start from your family.
Politics › Re: PDP Asks INEC To Stop Results Collation ‘Immediately’ by hansomb: 10:32pm On Feb 26, 2019
daddytime:
Why are they telling the media?

Orubebe's spot is still visible at that same hall there's no way they'll miss it...it keeps emitting smoke from the last ''we wee not take it '' episode...they should all go there and start shouting...

''we wee not take it''

So long as it's in this Nigeria, between Buhari and Atiku...APC V PDP, the North V South divide existing...

Guy...U.S can come conduct this election a million times...Atiku will Tikulate Obituarily a million times...

It's not about coming online to ask for like for Atikulating and insulting people...Politics is local and a game of numbers QED

Dig up any of the triple K states, check out the number of registered voters, accredited voters and votes cast...then go ahead and sum up all the SE states and do same then come back here and tell me your findings...

People spread themselves about developing and wining elections in Lagos and Abuja then go jubilating while the often times denigrated almajiri dey decide for him state how e wan be for every four years...

Ntooor

I be ND man o...we no dey carry water for mouth dey talk o...we dey talk am as e be...

make una stay online and tv dey blow grammar...aboki dey look una with corner eye say after your Turenci we go know how far...
nice write-up, Nigeria belongs to all of us,
Politics › Re: Atiku Beats Buhari In Delta State by hansomb: 4:59pm On Feb 26, 2019
Virtual vs Live gambling are 2 different things. one is worst than the other. PDP is a virtual betting, while Apc is a live betting you know what you getting.
TV/Movies › Re: Name A Movie You Can Never Get Tired Of Watching by hansomb: 10:22am On Feb 26, 2019
avatar. 3 idiot, Lawrence of Arabia, the message, the godfather 1 2 3, All jet Li movies, all Donnie yen movies, all Jackie movies, kingdom of heaven, Lord of the ring, Saworonde,

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